Let the two children hide in the dung bucket and cover the lid, this will not suffocate to death but will stink to death, how can the children stand it? Yu Yan shook her head, she really couldn't accept this suggestion to go out of the city. No matter how Fang Yu persuaded and enlightened, she just didn't agree.

"Otherwise, what do you say?" Fang Yu was also a little angry, so far, only by compromise, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, why bother with this little matter.

"There's no way, I can't let the children hide here!" Yu Yan resolutely disagreed, she just had to suffer, and she couldn't let the two children suffer the slightest grievance.

"Look at the situation outside, there are three layers inside and three layers outside, we are already surrounded by heavy layers, and when the morning dawns, we don't even have a place to hide. If you don't have a better way, you'll have to listen to me. ”

"That doesn't make the kids hide in the buckets. ”

"Now that the vendors are starting to return, we won't have a chance if we don't take advantage of this opportunity to get out. Hiding in the bucket is only a temporary necessity, and I don't want to, but it's the best and most effective way to do it at the moment. ”

Just when the two were arguing, Zhengzheng and Yuanyuan got into the dung bucket without saying a word. Yu Yan was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Who told you to hide in?

Zheng Zheng looked at his mother's face and replied seriously: "Mother, father, don't quarrel. I've discussed it with my sister, and I won't cause you any trouble. Isn't it, sister?"

Yuan Yuan nodded vigorously: "Mother, we are not afraid of dirt or smell, and we promise not to make a sound." Don't quarrel with your father, we'll be obedient. ”

"Righteousness...... Yuanyuan......" immature voice, sensible child, instantly brought tears to Yu Yan's eyes.

"Do whatever you want, do it for you. Now, she had no choice but to give in.

After doing Yu Yan's ideological work, Fang Yu began to prepare. He first asked the two farmers to pick up two buckets of dung, then put their clothes on their clothes with a little dung, put them on their bodies, put on their hats, and carried two buckets to try, then nodded and said, "That's it, that's it." ”

He walked up to Yu Yan and pulled his clothes open as a screen, and then Yu Yan changed into a farmer's clothes behind this "screen". He looked and scooped up some feces and smeared it on her clothes.

"You ......" Yu Yan was angry and funny, looked at his hand, and said angrily, "Don't touch me in the future." ”

"That's not going to work. Fang Yu smiled and said, "If you are a little wronged, everything is for the sake of the child." You said it's just the two of us, whatever happens. For the sake of children, patience is also worth it. ”

"It really stinks, it stinks. Yu Yan covered her nose, frowned, patted her husband gently, and said angrily, "Let the family pick up big dung, I hate it to death." ”

"What is this little thing, do you know how I spent my years in the Green Gang? ”

"I know you have a lot of ideas in times of crisis, but this method is really a bit difficult. Looking up at the sky, the east has gradually revealed the whiteness of the fish's belly, and the vendors on the road have left with little left, and time is running out.

"What about the sword?" Yu Yan asked suddenly.

Yes, the burden can be stuffed into a bucket, but this sword is too conspicuous. Carrying a big dung on the one hand, and a sword on the other, this line of work is inevitably too eye-catching.

"Give it to me. ”

Fang Yu stuffed the sword under the flat pole, then took off his shirt, soaked the whole clothes in the dung, and threw it on the flat pole.

"What are you doing here? Yu Yan kept fanning the air, but the stench couldn't get rid of it, she simply pinched her nose and held her breath.

Fang Yu sighed and said, "From now on, until you go out of the city, my name is Fourth Brother, and you are called Fifth Sister." Forced to make a living, come out to pick up dung. I accidentally knocked over the feces and splashed it on me. ”

"Remembered, remembered. Let's go, I'm going to stink to death. ”

"Righteousness, roundness, you listen. Don't make any noise, even if it's a fart, put up with it. ”

Yuan Yuan covered his mouth and nose and smiled "eat": "Father is so rude when he speaks." ”

"Whatever happens, don't come out. If your whereabouts are exposed, don't come out. I was heard shouting, "Run." Go out at once, and run out of the city, as fast as you can. You know what?"

"Father, we know. ”

Yu Yan smiled and urged: "Fourth brother, have you explained everything, can you go?"

"Best Oscar Actor this year, let's go!"

"Yuanyuan, squat, close the lid, and we go. ”

The two of them carried a large amount of dung and staggered out of the corner. On the street, there were crowds of people in twos and threes, and from time to time other vendors passed by them, and they couldn't help but cover their mouths and noses and make a detour.

Groups of soldiers, spears and neat formations, walked towards this side from afar. As he passed by the two of them, Fang Yu lowered his head, followed the steps under his feet in his mouth, and let out rhythmic shouts of "hey, hey" from time to time.

"Fifth sister, hurry up, don't let your father worry about it. ”

"Fourth brother, go slowly, wait for the little sister. ”

Fang Yu stood still, and complained vigorously: "I said that you should not come out, where is this work done by a girl of yours." ”

"Fourth brother, my father is seriously ill at home, and we don't do this work. Daddy said, you work recklessly, and it's true. I asked you to be careful, but you still fell, this must be fragrant, right?"

A foul smell hit, and the soldiers passing by covered their mouths and noses, avoiding it from afar, and snickered vigorously.

Yu Yan leaned over and whispered, "Husband, what are you really learning to look like, live like a dung picker." ”

"Pretending, forcing us to be the best. Fang Yu smiled: "Grab the rope on both sides with both hands, follow the frequency of your steps, and shout out." ”

Under his guidance, Yu Yan tried it, and it looked much better.

"Hey......"

"Hey......"

The voices of the two came and went, and Fang Yu was even shirtless, throwing off his arms, taking a step, lowering his head, and striding towards the city gate.

It's much harder than practicing. After walking for a while, the two of them were already sweating profusely and panting.

Seeing Yu Yan sweating profusely, Fang Yu stopped distressedly: "Fifth sister, there is the city gate in front, do you want to rest for a while?"

Yu Yan shook her head and said, "I can't rest, if I take a break, I'm afraid I won't be able to walk later." Fourth brother, although my sister has never done such farm work, she also knows this truth, so let's go quickly. ”

"What the fifth sister said is very true, so let's go quickly. ”

The city gate is just around the corner. Yu Yan noticed that at the door, there was a long queue, and the guards were checking one by one, and every suspicious place was not missed, and they had to look through it, and after confirming that there was no problem, they waved their hands and signaled for release.

I'm afraid things aren't going well. Yu Yan became worried and looked at her husband, but saw that he smiled slightly and looked very calm. He made a motion to kick over the dung bucket, and Yu Yan nodded knowingly. If you really want to check, this is the only way.

"It stinks, get out of here!" the vendors grumbled, covering their mouths and noses.

"Thank you. Fang Yu picked up the dung bucket, "Fifth sister, let's go." ”

"Hmm. Yu Yan responded in a low voice, following him closely.

"Stop!" the guard shouted, his spear pointed at them.

"What are you doing?" the guard stared at the two of them tightly, and when his eyes fell on Yu Yan, he let out a strange "huh", "This is unusual, a girl's family also does this work?"

Fang Yu was stunned, it was terrible. We call it picking dung, this Song Dynasty must not be called this, what is it called, he forgot to ask. Hey, it's really a secret.

He wiped the sweat from his face, hunched his waist, and said with a smile: "Official, my father is seriously ill and forced to make a living, there is no way, this is my fifth sister, come out to work together......"

"If you want to see it, then please take a look. As he spoke, Fang Yu lifted the lid of a dung bucket in front of him, and suddenly, the stench was overwhelming.

"Why do you stink so much?"

"The first time I did this job, I didn't know the skills, I fell, I knocked over, and my clothes were soiled. Fang Yu scratched his scalp embarrassedly.

The leader of the guards hurriedly covered his mouth and nose and hid to the side, and kept waving his hand: "What is there to check for the incense in the night, have you eaten enough? Hurry up! Hurry up!"

"Yes, yes. Fang Yu kept nodding his head, picking up the dung bucket, and walking forward, "hey", "hey".

"You, stop!" the guard suddenly shouted at Yu Yan.

"Official, she is my sister, and they are together. Fang Yu hurriedly put down the dung bucket and came over to explain.

"It's none of your business, go away!" said the guard, pushing Fang Yu to the ground.

"Fourth brother Hugh should be anxious, this is the responsibility of the official, the slave family understands. Yu Yan lowered her head, bent over, and opened the dung bucket.

"This girl really knows everything. The guard nodded, ignoring the stench, and slowly walked to the edge of the barrel where Yuanyuan was hiding.

"This one is also open. The guard shouted.

"Yes, sir. The slave family is opened. Yu Yan responded, cold sweat broke out on her back. If this is opened, the matter will be revealed, and it will be a cruel fight, and everything will be left to God for life and death.

Fang Yu secretly looked around, it was full of soldiers defending the city, and on the city wall, there were all archers, already ready to fly, waiting for the order of the leader of the city at any time, and ten thousand arrows could be fired at any time.

In this case, it is almost impossible to escape.

Yu Yan lowered her head, only agreed, carelessly, stumbled under her feet, the dung bucket in front of her fell to the ground, and the yellow-brown excrement "cooed" straight out.

"I'm sorry, sir, I'm sorry......" Yu Yan looked extremely flustered, and put the excrement into the bucket with both hands.

"Looking for death?" the guard covered his mouth and nose, hiding to the side in a rage.

"I'm sorry official, I'm sorry!" Yu Yan crawled over on her knees.

"Go away, go away, stink!" the guard hid as if he had seen a plague.

Looking at this soldier, the leader of the city guard laughed: "I said that it was incense in the night, do you see it clearly?"

"Yes, yes, the slave family will leave. Yu Yan got up, picked up the dung bucket, followed Fang Yu, and went out of the city gate smoothly.