Chapter 554: Avian Flu Dare
Where can Mei Duo rest assured that Brother Ping will go to the black store alone to "adventure"? Brother Ping is too beautiful, if he wants to, he has the ability to bend a straight man. As soon as she thought that the neckless bird daring might molest Brother Ping, Mei Duo had the pride of kicking the bird to death.
Mei Duo told the boss that she was not afraid, and that her kung fu was very good. The boss didn't doubt the little girl's words, although there are not as many people as dogs in these years, they are not too rare. The pair of tentacles of the girl in front of her had an unclear feeling. The boss said that it would be even more terrible if he hit the giraffe, that guy was the cousin of the liaison officer of the Jade Elephant in Nanshan, and he couldn't be beaten or scolded.
Xia Pingping asked, "That liaison officer is very powerful?" ”
The boss said: "I don't know if he has any special abilities, but he treats people kindly." However, the more people from that side laughed, the darker their hearts became. It's better not to provoke them. ”
After Xia Pingping thought about it for a while, he borrowed a spare room from the boss and disguised it. The process of camouflage is very simple, just use the hologram around your waist to generate a disguised image. When they came out of the room, the boss didn't recognize the two ugly boys in shady clothes in front of him.
The short ugly boy smugly asked, "The giraffe won't be kind to us now, will it?" "Meadow's voice has changed, and it is the voice of a male duck peculiar to boys during the voice change period.
The boss said, "The harassment will not be there, but you may be cheated even worse." ”
Xia Pingping only wanted to go there to find the scent of the intruders, and the invading scavenger would most likely sell the memory in his hand to the tech brokers. He didn't want to delay any longer and said:
"We're just going to see, it's a big deal not to make a deal with him."
The boss told them to be careful. In fact, he didn't know much about giraffes, but he heard a lot of customers in the store, and his impression of him became more and more demonic.
Xia Pingping and Mei Duo got out of the bean flower shop and walked to the corner of the street. looked around to see if there was anyone, and used the detector to detect, but did not find the monitoring, and immediately replaced the secondary head with a holographic instrument. The whole body is still dirty, but Xia Pingping has become very strong and strong, with a face full of stubble, and it is not easy to mess with at first glance. Meadow also made her appearance look more fierce.
The black technology storefront is easy to find, and the traditional light box sign is vertically embedded on the wall. The light box is black, with three large bronzing characters from top to bottom: black technology. On the right side, there are two small vertical rows of inconspicuous letters: Yours. The small print is between "black" and "branch". Those who lack the heart eye will read the signboard as "your black technology", and the long heart eye has another way to read: "black your technology".
Two or three years ago, Xia Pingping didn't see this store, and the black store was newly opened. The door of the store was closed, and Xia Pingping rang the doorbell. Soon, a well-behaved little girl appeared at the door. Mei Duo frowned and looked at this beautiful and well-behaved hologram intelligence, thinking that the owner of the bean flower shop was right, the owner of this shop was a color embryo, and he didn't let go of the children.
The little girl asked, "What are you looking for my master?" ”
Xia Pingping said: "We are technical waste pickers. ”
"Got it." The little girl simply disappeared.
After a while, the door opened, and it was pitch black inside, without a glimmer of light.
Mei Duo exclaimed: "It's really a black shop, it's so dark." Brother Ping...... Brother, let's not go in. ”
Xia Pingping's nose moved and walked inside. Meadow stomped her foot and hurried to follow.
Sunlight shines through the door, drawing a regular quadrilateral shape on the ground. Xia Pingping took the quadrilateral as the boundary and did not step into the darkness. He was about to speak, when he suddenly felt a slight wind behind him, and he couldn't help frowning. At that moment, the door closed without warning, cutting off the light, and the room fell into dead darkness.
Xia Pingping opened his mouth and said: "We are here to make a deal, not to play hide and seek with you." ”
A voice sounded in the darkness: "Three people who are secretive are also not cool people. ”
"Three?"
"Isn't the one who followed with you?"
Three beams of light fell from the ceiling without warning, two fell on Xia Pingping and Mei Duo, and another fell on the corner of the room, and there was a translucent figure in that beam.
"Oops, it's been discovered." The figure completely lifted its invisibility, revealing its deity.
"Called Hua'er?" Meadow was surprised.
"Miss, uncle, I wanted to surprise you, but I didn't expect to be recognized by that guy." asked Hua'er to sit on the ground, and shouted unhappily into the darkness, "Reveal people's privacy, the sky is thundering." ”
It makes sense to call Hua'er, so that other people's stealth props are invalid, isn't it just revealing people's privacy?
Laughter came from the darkness: "I like the personality of this little brother. What about the two of you? looks so good-looking, but I want to ugly myself, tsk, overlord Fengyue, I don't know how to cherish myself. ”
Xia Pingping looked at Mei Duo, it didn't matter if he didn't remove the disguise, under this light, the hologram had become invalid. He reluctantly spread his hands and said:
"You and your store, the reviews are not very good."
"Hahaha, it must have been a misunderstanding!" Another light fell from the ceiling, and it was much thicker, for inside was a fat man, round like a tumbler. He did not have a neck, which was replaced by a greasy three-layer chin. He also has two large bulges on the top of his head, like small antlers that have just grown, which may be the origin of the nickname of the giraffe.
The giraffe asked, "Are they complimenting me on my financial quotient or my aesthetic quotient?" ”
Mei Duo said: "Praise you for your black heart." ”
"As a businessman, isn't it right to pay baht? The bargaining power is not as good as mine, so I said that I opened a black shop, but I was not convinced. ”
"And say you're a bird."
"Frequent flu? It's the first time I've heard someone praise me like that. Diligent, timeless, touching, well, I like it. ”
"It's about what beasts and hooligans would do, and you dare to do it." Miss Meadow is fast-talking, in an unfavorable environment, she still dares to provoke the master here, I really don't know that she threw the results of these days' agent training into the corner.
The giraffe's fat face began to tremble: "Which bastard buries me?" Am I wrong with aesthetics? When I see a beauty, I move my eyes and mouth to take a deep breath, what's the matter? Did I rape his mother? Or molested his sister? ”
"Everyone said that, you must have done something that everyone is angry about."
Xia Pingping glanced at him again, and pulled his arm again, but he couldn't stop Mei Duo's mouth.
"Phew." The fat man spat on the ground, and a robotic arm holding a rag immediately broke into the aperture and rubbed the ground.
"There are no more than a hundred women in this town, either a wife or a fat woman, there must be a partner to work together, right?" The giraffe suddenly paused, and his face became a little hideous, "I know, it must be the Li doll, it must be this Wang Ba Lamb who is telling me bad things behind my back." ”
The fire of gossip called Hua'er was burning: "What did you do to him?" Stealing his mother-in-law? Or did you bend him? Let's hear it. He crossed his legs, his chin in his hands, and stared intently at the fat man. Mei Duo also held her breath, and her eyes were reluctant to blink.
"If he had a mother-in-law, he would make a fart doll. The belly of a mole, the intestines of a snail, the volume of gas is very small. Didn't you just get dirty and break a few dolls? It's worth chewing on my tongue behind my back? ”
Called Hua'er: "Silicone doll? ”
Giraffe: "Yo, you kid knows how to do it." Don't say it, Li Doll has a bad character, and the doll made is a must. ”
Called Hua'er: "So you did something to his doll that dared?" ”
Giraffe: "Don't you want to try something when you buy something?" ”
Called Hua'er: "I'll go, you can try it out and get dirty and damaged a few of them, talent." ”
Meadow: "How many?" ”
Giraffe: "Not much, only two were broken, and the dirty ones can still be washed." ”
Meadow: "You certainly didn't lose money. ”
Giraffe: "If you try it, it's broken, and if the quality of the product is not up to par, do you blame me?" ”
Called Hua'er and Mei Duo to stop talking, and said earlier that other people's products are a must, and if he wants to lose money, it will become a defective product. Doll Li is right, this person is indeed a bird daring! Scum who bullies silicone dolls! Scum! Needless to say, Doll Li didn't dare to let the liaison officer's cousin lose money, otherwise where would there be such a big resentment?
After delaying for so long, Xia Pingping was a little impatient, and he said, "We just want to make a deal with you." ”
The fat on the fat man's face smiled into a rafflesia in the open: "I like to trade with people with good looks the most, the little brother is beautiful, the voice is magnetic, I think there must be gravity between us." ”
The giraffe twisted its stout body and walked slowly towards Xia Pingping.
Mei Duo immediately jumped in front of Brother Ping, and danced at the giraffe like a cat guarding food, "Don't go near my Brother Ping." ”
The flowers on the fat man's face at this time have bloomed and bloomed, "If you don't get close to your brother, then get close to your sister." This girl's tentacles and my horns complement each other, I don't know if there is a good match? Hey, girl, why are your legs shaking? ”
"Do you have a pair of pig brains? I've called Miss, Auntie. With a swing of her legs, she floated to the giraffe and blocked his way.
The giraffe took two steps back in fright and screamed "Hell".
Calling Hua'er reached out and knocked on the pig's head of the giraffe, "Hell, you are big, I saved it, do you know?" If you are kicked by our young lady, you will be cut off from your children at the least, and you will be ...... at the worst."
"What's the matter?"
"A ball becomes a pie."
"Blow, she's shivering like that, and she'll have to pee her pants if she shiveres for a while."
"Then you're at your own disposal." Tell Hua'er to float to the side and get out of the way.
The giraffe gave the giraffe a suspicious look, took a step forward, and then took a step back. He felt that the guy floating around like a ghost might not be lying, and for safety, he shouted, "Shield." ”
A robotic arm reached over and handed over a thickened and enlarged Big Mac lid. The giraffe was about to pick it up, but immediately retracted his hand and said:
"There you go."
Another beam of light fell, shining on the owner of the mechanical arm, a simple-looking and stout iron-clad intelligence. The intelligent mind is simple, and after receiving the master's instructions, the manipulator held the lid of the cauldron and walked straight to Mei Duo.
Calling Hua'er shouted excitedly: "Miss, kick it." ”