The officer is also a man, but he was beaten and cried by a three or four-year-old girl.

Luo Youcheng saw that the soldiers lying on the ground were twisting their heads, their ears were pricked up, and they were very curious, so he kindly asked them to sit up and watch, of course, their hands could not be left the back of their heads.

The soldiers sat comfortably, but their eyes were extremely uncomfortable. Their beloved commander is being beaten by the ball-headed kid, and the painting style is very, very weird.

In their minds, the commander is also a tough guy, and he usually gets a little injured during training, and he grits his teeth and passes. What's going on with crying dad and calling mom at this time? What's even more strange is that the commander's body has never touched the ground, and to the little girl, the commander is as light as a ball of cotton. Fortunately, the commander's crying voice has always been full of anger.

The soldiers wondered, who did they provoke? Adults are perverted, but children are so awesome. This pill head kid can't be the reincarnation of the demon boy Nezha, right? But that "mud pig" doesn't look like the king of Tota Li.

Before the soldiers could feel the taste, they heard a scream from the commander, and then there was no sound. Xiao Xiaohuo was taken aback, and did not beat him again, but supported the commander's waist with one hand and lifted him in the air. She tilted her head, her expression puzzled, as if wondering why this person was so unbeaten.

The commander's burly body was completely softened, his head naturally drooped, his face was blue and purple, and his dark eyes were closed. The soldiers were terrified, and without firearms, they were a little stronger than ordinary people. The strongest in the team was the commander, who died if he didn't last two minutes under the little girl. If it were them, it would be estimated that they would have to go to Hades after two punches.

Another little girl standing next to the "mud pig" spoke: "Second dad, he pretended, he's fine." ”

Luo Youcheng also knew that the commander was pretending, he was very pleased with the little nymphomaniac's perception, and habitually reached out to touch the little nymphomaniac's ball head, and Yu Guang caught a glimpse of his dirty hand and took it back.

"And do you think he suffered any internal injuries?"

"Nope." The little nymphomaniac said firmly, "The heartbeat is strong, and the person who has been injured inside the body does not dare to hold his breath as much." ”

Luo Youcheng laughed happily: "Who said that my little was kicked in the head by a donkey?" So smart. ”

The commander who pretended to be dead instantly broke his work, and he shouted with a crying voice: "My lord, stop fighting, I know that I am wrong." "Therefore, no matter how hard a person is, if he loosens his muscles and bones, he will be soft.

Realizing that he had been deceived, his anger swelled up, and his little fist was raised again.

"Boss, let him down." Luo Youcheng commanded.

Regarding the commander's current attitude, Luo Youcheng is still satisfied. Besides, the extinguishing of the fire just beat people to themselves, and it will be a bit of a bully to fight again.

He threw the commander on the ground, turned around and left, not bothering to look at the liar. The commander threw himself on the ground and let out a muffled grunt.

Luo Youcheng scolded: "Everyone else is sitting, just you are lying on your stomach, you are more special than others?" ”

Commander: "......"

The soldiers cast pity on their superiors, they knew that the "mud pigs" were going to kill monkeys and chickens, but they couldn't do anything, and when the sky fell, they had to be tall to top it, right?

The commander got up neatly, followed the example of the other soldiers, and sat up straight, holding his head in his hands. Judging from his movements, the boss is indeed measured, it hurts to the bones, but the injury is only flesh and skin.

Luo Youcheng: "Who told you to sit down?" ”

The commander scolded in his heart: Ma Ma Pi, didn't you tell me not to be special?

Luo Youcheng: "You scolded me in your heart, your skin is itchy again?" "The commander is shocked, why can he still read minds? He hurriedly lay on the ground and kowtowed three times:

"My lord, bypass me, I don't dare anymore. I wish you a blessed old man, such as the East China Sea, Shoubi Nanshan. ”

Luo Youcheng looked at his precious niece seriously and asked, "Am I old?" ”

The little nymphomaniac said very sincerely: "Second father, your face is full of chocolate, and you can't tell your age." ”

Luo Youcheng was a little regretful, he praised her for being smart just now, but now she is confused again.

Xiao Xiaohuo raised a small pink fist and said: "Second father, he scolded you for being an old man, I will beat him into an old man." ”

Luo Youcheng laughed, the boss is too well-behaved today. If it wasn't too dirty, he would have picked her up and kissed her.

The commander glanced at the little devil in fear, kowtowing like pounding garlic. The little devil didn't hurt him badly, but the pain he created came from his bones, no, it was the pain of tearing his soul. He is now not only honest in his actions, but also in his mental activities. The soldiers opened their eyes today, they had never seen their boss's bones so soft, even when facing the boss.

Luo Youcheng said to the fire: "Forget it, beat him into an old man, we still have to 'respect the elderly', it's not cost-effective." ”

Thinking about it, this is also the truth, put away the small fist, and retreated to the side of the second father.

Luo Youcheng waved his hand to the commander: "Okay, don't kowtow, now you can tell me where the projector is, right?" ”

The commander wanted to cry without tears, he wanted to say it a long time ago, but the player opposite did not play his cards according to common sense and did not give him a chance to say it at all. The opportunity was re-placed in front of him, and he had to seize it, like pouring beans into a bamboo tube, for fear of being interrupted by the other party.

"The projector was in my office and it was easy to find, with a sign on the door that said 'Commander's Office'. The projector is a small pyramid, placed on the right hand side of my desk, which is very conspicuous. ”

Luo Youcheng Yile: "The attitude is very good now, you have been like this earlier, will you still be beaten?" ”

Commander: "......"

Luo Youcheng said to his baby nieces: "The little go get it, and the boss will accompany you." ”

The extinguishing fire swooped into the body of the little nymphomaniac. The commander's and the soldiers' hearts trembled, they didn't know that this was a combination, thinking that the little devil could burrow into other people's bodies and dig out their hearts and lungs.

As long as there is an unusual road, the little will never take the ordinary road. She refused to go to the main gate, so she had to drill the mountain. She had been in it for a minute, and then poked her head out of the mountain and shouted:

"Second Dad, there is also a big cave here, and there are five missile launchers in it."

This news did not surprise Luo Youcheng, he had already guessed that this group of people was a mobile missile unit arranged by Boss Yin in Tibet. If it weren't for the fact that they had knocked out the three missile silos of the Ghost King, it would not have been as simple as beating them. He waved his hand and said:

"Leave that alone, get the hovering projector out quickly."

……

The pyramid projector rotates slowly in the air. The commander was nervous and used urgent communications. Boss Yin appeared quickly and only made them wait for a minute.

Boss Yin seemed to be very unhappy, the image was not full, and he had already scolded:

"Qian Zhou, you rush again, you have a lot of things, and you have to rush every time. Lao Tzu is busy, if there is no emergency, Lao Tzu will send someone to pick your skin. ”

Qian Zhou bowed respectfully to the image, and before he could speak, Boss Yin said "Huh":

"Why are you so miserable? Got beaten? What's going on? Hey, why are you all holding your heads? Captured? ”

Luo Youcheng coughed: "Boss Yin, meet again." ”

Boss Yin's image turned to Luo Youcheng, he looked up and down, and there was a hint of suspicion on his angry face.

"Which god are you? Did my employees offend you? He suddenly saw the electromagnetic gun and electromagnetic cannon floating in the air, and suddenly realized, "Luo Yuancheng? ”

Luo Youcheng laughed: "Boss Yin is a noble person, and he forgot about me after only a few months." ”

Yin Youlun was angry in his heart, but the lives of a group of uncompetitive subordinates were held in the hands of others, and they immediately put on a smiling face.

"Brother Luo, where do you not meet in life, in less than four months, we have met three times, what a fate."

Luo Youcheng also sighed: "The world is so big, but you and I meet frequently, without the word 'fate', I really can't explain it." ”

Boss Yin scolded in his heart, fate is your size, every time I see you, I make trouble on my territory. Boss Yin couldn't wait to see Luo Youcheng, but after meeting, the greetings were still indispensable.

"Brother Luo's appearance today is very chic."

Luo Youcheng stretched out a finger and scraped it on his cheek, put it in his mouth and tasted it, and said, "Chocolate, it's very sweet." Do you taste it? ”

Boss Yin said earnestly: "You are already 'strong' enough ......, and chocolate, a high-calorie food, is not good for you." ”

Luo Youcheng looked at his figure in distress. Originally, due to Liu Meizi's excessive demand, the weight loss effect was remarkable, and she lost 30 pounds on a honeymoon trip. Later, he was worried about his kidney loss, so he asked Liu Meizi to restrain herself, and after returning to the academy, the two had very little time to do sports together.

The brothers and sisters of the Liu family who seduce other people's stomachs are all at the level of grandmasters, and with Sister Liu by their side, it is difficult to control their mouths. No, it has recently rebounded by ten pounds. Although he looks fat and looks rich, which is very in line with the character of the richest man, Luo Youcheng really doesn't like the sick character. He earnestly asked:

"Boss Yin is very researched on health, is there a way to lose weight quickly."

Boss Yin's expression was stunned, and the topic was a little biased, but he still thought about it seriously and said:

"I've always been in good shape, and I haven't studied weight loss, but I've heard that cucumbers are scraped with oil, and I eat a cucumber and an egg every meal, and the effect is obvious."

Luo Youcheng said happily: "Thank you, from today onwards, after eating, I will add another cucumber and an egg." ”

Boss Yin: "......"

Luo Youcheng smiled: "Just kidding." I've been on a diet lately, and I don't like chocolate, but recently I've been in love with chocolate masks. ”

Boss Yin: "......"

The building is crooked! If it weren't for being familiar with Luo Yuancheng's voice, Boss Yin would have felt that this person was a fake.

Luo Youcheng continued: "Coffee. Because it can whiten, make the skin firm, smooth and elastic. Boss Yin, you can also try it, it is said that cocoa powder can remove old skin keratin, maybe you can reduce a few wrinkles on your face. ”

Boss Yin sneered: "Do your clothes and pants also need to be whitened?" ”

Luo Youcheng: "Boss Yin, you don't understand, theobromine can effectively eliminate excess fat in the human body, don't I have a disgusting fat body?" Clothes and pants have good permeability and are painted the same on the outside. ”

Boss Yin was finally exhausted of his patience, "Luo Yuancheng, what are you going to do?" ”

Luo Youcheng smiled and said, "Don't worry, just a few more words." Fate, isn't it just a matter of pulling things around. ”