Chapter 301: Wang, Wang, Wang
After sliding back and forth several times, Ji Shaoyi finally got up from the swing, stretched out his long hand, and carried Lang Qiao, who had slid to the end, in front of him, and said in a brisk tone of coaxing children: "Okay, we're going home~"
Lang Little Friend Qiao obviously hadn't had enough fun, and after staring at the slide for a while, she grabbed Ji Shaoyi's arm and shook it, "Don't." ”
The soft and glutinous tone was like being coquettish, and when Ji Shao's heart softened when he heard it, he carried her up the stairs again and said, "For the sake of you being so cute, then I will reward you one more time." ”
His unconditional connivance made Lang Qiao's eyes light up, and after sliding from head to tail in a hurry, his head tilted, and he blinked his big black and bright eyes and said, "I want more!" ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......" AWSL.
Today's crooked head and coquettish Lang Jun is also so cute!
Who the can withstand this!
So his heart softened, so he patted her little head dotingly and said, "The last time." ”
Lang Qiao said 'yes', but after using up his last chance, he sat on the ground and refused to get up, and he looked like a child begging his parents to buy toys.
Ji Shaoyi: "......" creates evil.
Originally, he wanted to see how charming his family Langjun could be when he was drunk.
And now...... Forget it about being charming, grinding is real.
Who the dares to think about her as a coquettish and cute child!
He doesn't have any special fetishes!
Ji Shaoyi sighed, squatted in front of the rolling Lang children, and tried to reason with her: "Children must be honest and trustworthy......"
Before he finished speaking, Lang Qiao, who had unlocked the coquettish skill, went straight into his arms, his hairy head rubbed on his chest, and he hummed and chirped: "Huh, little brother, please......"
Ji Shaoyi: "......" is bad, my tenth-level language was learned by her!
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Under the soft grinding and hard bubbles of Lang and Qiao, Ji Shaoyi was forced to play with her for a while, and finally led her to the direction of the base.
While walking, he also taught her: "You can call me at any time when you want to play in the future, and you don't have to deliberately suppress yourself." ”
Lang Qiao shook his head and said in a muffled voice: "Other children will laugh at my ......"
"Then I'll help you get rid of all the children." Ji Shaoyi smiled and said: "I was very good at fighting when I was a child. ”
Well, there was pride in the tone.
Lang Qiao still shook his head: "So that everyone knows that I like to slide......"
Although she is drunk, she still wants to save face!
Ji Shaoyi: "Then let's take advantage of the dark night when the wind is high and there is no one around, wear a mask and sunglasses and come secretly, I will watch the wind for you!" ”
"Or ......" he paused, the corners of his lips hooked, and a bad idea came to mind: "Let's make up a ghost story to scare them so that they don't dare to come here to play!" ”
As soon as he heard the words 'ghost story', Lang Qiaoke, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, completely stood up, looked at him with bright eyes and said, "What kind of ghost story?" ”
As the childhood shadow of the children in the community, Ji Shaoyi almost doesn't need to recall, and the horror story comes out of his mouth: "In the children's paradise of the community, there is a hungry monster with a pink bowl, and legend has it that as long as it sees the child he wants to eat, it will bewitch him." ”
Speaking of this, he also deliberately lowered his voice and said in a godly tone: "Do you long to be happy? Do you want to play with me? You ......"
"Woo Woo ......"
Ji Shaoyi was fascinated by the storytelling, and was frightened by the sudden barking of the dog, and he 'snorted' on the spot.
Lang Qiao frowned, feeling so uncomfortable that she heard the story be interrupted in the middle of it, so much so that after two seconds of silence, she walked straight to the house where the dog barked.
Behind the rusty iron fence squatted a large black wolfdog, which, instead of being intimidated, barked even more fiercely when it heard the sound of footsteps.
Big Wolf Dog: "Woohoo! ”
Lang Qiao was not only not deterred by its fierce appearance, but kicked at the big iron gate, pretending to be fierce: "Shut up!" ”
The big wolfdog was startled by the squeaky fence gate, and suddenly barked even louder: "Woo woo woo! ”
Lang Qiao also had to raise his voice, and said fiercely: "You scared my captain Ji!" ”
Big Wolf Dog: "Woohoo! ”
Lang Qiao didn't care whether it understood it or not, and continued to reason with it: "His ghost story is also told to me alone!" You are not allowed to eavesdrop! ”
Big Wolf Dog: "Woo Woo! ”
Lang Qiao: "No is no allow!" It's useless for you to scream! ”
Big Wolf Dog: "Woohoo! ”
Lang Qiao: "You scold again?" ”
And Ji Shaoyi: "......" AWSL.
Is this the stuffing possessiveness of the legendary, domineering president?
Loved, loved.
Seeing that his family was about to bite the dog if he didn't agree with him, he stepped forward with tears and laughter, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he persuaded the veteran: "Harm, everyone is angry, everyone is angry." ”
As soon as he saw him coming, Lang Qiao suddenly blinked his big black eyes and began to complain as if he had seen a parent's child: "It eavesdropped on us telling stories!" ”
The voice was muffled, not to mention how aggrieved it sounded.
Ji Shaoyi rubbed her head, her heart was sweet and helpless, so she could only coax her with a smile: "Good, it can't understand our human words." ”
"Then it can't understand what I scold it?" Lang Qiao asked.
"That's right." Ji Shao nodded a little, and just wanted to say forget it, we don't see it like dogs, so we see ......
Lang Qiao nodded as if he didn't understand, and started a new round of theories at the big wolf dog.
What's even more outrageous is that it also uses dog language.
Lang Qiao: "Wang, Wang, Wang! ”
The big wolf dog was stunned by her scolding, and immediately scolded back unconvinced: "Wangwangwang!" ”
When Lang Qiao heard this, the good guy dared to talk back, and suddenly shouted harder: "Wangwangwang!" ”
Big Wolf Dog: "Woohoo! ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......"
Seeing that Lang Qiao's damn desire to win was about to be aroused, Ji Shaoyi hurriedly pulled her hat and said, "Be good, go back if you have scolded enough." ”
If you continue to scold like this, it is estimated that the residents inside will call the police.
"I don't!" Lang Qiao's fake wine was obviously already on the head, and he was crazy at the big wolf dog: "Wangwang, Wang!" ”
Just kidding, she was never afraid when she was chased and killed by four enemy macho men on the field, let alone a stupid dog?
She Lang Qiao, today she is going to scare this stupid dog speechless, and from then on, when she sees her and Captain Ji in the community, she will take a detour!
Ji Shaoyi was called by her and his temples burst out, and he rubbed his eyebrows helplessly and said, "Really not leaving?" ”
"Don't go!" Lang Qiao was very resolute.