Chapter 94: The bathroom of the Comic Con is the entrance to another world
After intense and intense deliberations, they finally unanimously decided to play an old and classic game.
The rules of the game are that seventeen cards are drawn from fifty-four cards and placed in the best order, colliding with each other to study the highest financial value in the best order.
It is commonly known as fighting landlords.
To add to the excitement, those who lose also have to be Truth or Dare.
Ji Shaoyi, who loves to be a demon, was naturally the first to agree, and when he went to help Lang Qiao get milk tea, he bought a deck of cards and came back by the way, and said cruel words while shuffling the cards: "Be careful with me, the teammates who have been killed by me over the years have not been one thousand but eight hundred!" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was in danger.
They instantly recalled the fear of being dominated by his non-chieftain aura in those years, so Lang Qiao reached out and snatched the cards he shuffled, and said with a look of disgust: "You are responsible for shuffling the cards." ”
Gu Congxin: "The minister seconded the proposal." ”
Tian Luo: "Seconded +1." ”
Although they really wanted to squeeze him so that he didn't even have his pants left, they were even more afraid of being cheated by this non-chief.
Ji Fei Chief Shao, who was kicked out of the game, looked at the three of them with a blank look, and only felt that the "Money and Wild Men" in his hand was suddenly not fragrant.
Extremely bored, he closed "Money and Wild Men" with an autistic face, clicked on the music software and played a background music of "Happy Landlord" for them, and dubbed them off-site while playing it.
Lang Qiao's luck is good, and he comes up with a pair.
Ji Shaoyi was obviously more excited than her: "Even right! ”
Gu Congxin snorted coldly, and threw out a set of larger ones with a noble and cold face.
Ji Shaoyi: "Tube!" ”
And without Ji Shaoyi's foil, Tian Luo became the most wrongful in the team in an instant, he drew the cards in his hand and inserted them, looking like he was difficult to choose.
Ji Shao pinched his throat and said pretentiously: "Hurry up, I'm thankful for the flowers I'm waiting for~"
Lang Qiao: "......" damn mentally retarded.
She rubbed the goosebumps on her arm with a cold face, and silently moved to the side.
In the end, under the repeated bombardment of Lang Qiao and Gu Congxin, Tian Landlord Luo was defeated.
"Hurry up, truth or dare?" Gu Congxin urged excitedly, and the smile on the corner of his lips gradually became obscene.
Seeing that Tian Luo trembled unconsciously, he always felt that judging from Gu Congxin's heavy taste, the questions asked would be extraordinarily undisciplined.
For the sake of insurance, he decisively chose to keep his privacy, betrayed his dignity, and said weakly: "Big, big adventure." ”
Gu Congxin was waiting for this sentence, she first looked around, and after making sure that no one noticed their conversation, she leaned in between them, and said mysteriously: "I heard...... The men's restroom at the Comic Con is like an entrance to another world, and it's particularly disorienting......"
"So, so what?" Tian Luo looked at the corners of her lips that were about to rise shoulder to shoulder with the sun, and suddenly had a bad premonition.
"So how about you go and see it for me?" Gu Congxin patted Tian Luohua's discolored little face, and smiled like an old bustard who wanted to abduct and sell women from good families: "My requirements are not high, you are guarding the door of the men's toilet, if someone comes out, you can slap your ass and run, isn't it exciting?" ”
Tian Luo: "!! "It's exciting! It's just a stimulus to open the door and get home to the stimulus, okay?
He was so frightened that he rolled his eyes and was about to faint on the spot.
And Gu Congxin ignored his performance at all, and looked straight at Lang Qiao and Ji Shaoyi: "How about my proposal?" ”
Lang Qiao: "Okay. ”
Ji Shaoyi: "It's worthy of you." ”
Tian Luo: Can "......" still be a person?
How can this group of people satisfy their own evil tastes without caring whether he lives or dies!
If you meet a weak guy as soon as you come up, forget it, in case you meet a grumpy brother who is five big and three rough, you can't break his legs?
Even if he breaks his leg, he can still pick it up, what if someone wants him to be responsible?
Didn't this ruin the the happiness of his life?
He still fantasizes that one day, his wolf palace will be able to blind him and take him to the pinnacle of life!
The more Tian Luo thought about it, the more he felt that his legs were weak, and with a heavy heart like going to the grave, he walked into the bathroom as if he were dead.
On the other side, Gu Congxin looked at the groups of rough men in women's clothes who came out from the other direction, and made a puzzled voice: "Is the bathroom over there?" Why doesn't it seem like something is quite right? ”
Lang Qiao: "Hell knows. ”
"it." Ji Shaoyi's face didn't matter: "He just went in and walked around, could it be that you really expect him to slap someone's ass?" ”
Gu Congxin: "I don't just want to, I also want to watch on the spot." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......" rotten girl is so terrifying!
Tian Luo had something hidden in his heart, and the whole person was like a thief, and he lightly supported the wall all the way to the door of the bathroom.
At the same time, I still wonder in my heart, aren't the general comic exhibition bathrooms overcrowded and need to queue? Why is this bathroom so quiet?
While he was pondering, he heard the sound of pumping water, and someone was about to come out!
Listening to the footsteps getting closer and closer, Tian Luo was so panicked that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet, he closed his eyes and adjusted his breathing, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw a tall and thin figure in the position of the sink.
He looked at the other party's height, then looked down at his legs, which were obviously shorter than others, and quickly calculated the escape route in his mind, and how many times his legs needed to be upside-down every minute to not be caught by the other party.
Then he gritted his teeth, his heart was horizontal, and he patted the pretty figure.
may feel a little unexpectedly good, so that after Tian Luo finished filming, his whole brain was short-circuited, and he forgot all the previously planned routes and speeds......
The other party's body was obviously stiff, so frightened that Tian Luo bowed ninety degrees on the spot, and didn't dare to raise his head: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, it's because I lost the truth or dare that I had to make this decision, you have a lot of don't worry about me, if you really can't do it, you can touch it back, I ......"
Tian Luo had never spoken so neatly in his life, he took a deep breath, and was about to make a second round of fancy apologies, when he felt that his buttocks were gently patted by a ninety-degree bow.
Then he heard a chuckle from above his head, and the man said coldly, "It's flat." ”
Tian Luo's face turned red all of a sudden, and he was stunned in place as if he had been struck by lightning, and his first reaction was: Gan! Is this what it's like to be slapped in the ass by a hunk?
The second reaction is .......
Bridge bean sacks! Why is this cold and snow-winning royal sister sound so familiar?!