Chapter 29: Climb for the master
Lang Qiao was like an addict, relying on himself to finish all the videos in Ji Shaoyi's space in the morning without class and overnight, until the sky was bright, he dragged his body that seemed to be hollowed out into the quilt, and as soon as he closed his eyes, a large group of small milk cats of various colors stepped on her, and she was so excited that she named this group of little milk cats on the spot.
Well, this orange clumped up looks like a big chicken leg, so let's call it a chicken leg.
The way that tongue sticks out is so cute, let's call it a second dog.
This one looks so fierce and looks like a macho man, so it's called Tiezhu......
Before she could pick all the cat's names, she faintly heard a 'ding dong', which was her QQ message prompt.
Lang Qiao's eyelids sank as if they weighed a thousand pounds, and he turned over irritably and buried his head in the quilt.
And the person who sent the message seemed to be urging him, sending it every half a minute, and he kept 'ding dong' non-stop, so annoying that Lang Qiao reached out and threw the phone into the lazy sofa, and then continued to sleep.
After the other party was quiet for five minutes, he suddenly called her like a convulsion.
Lang Qiao: "......"
She reached out in a daze and wanted to hang up the phone, but she couldn't touch the phone for a long time, and then thought about it with the remaining reason,, the phone was thrown into the lazy sofa by her!
Lang Qiao only felt that he had dug a hole for himself, and was so angry that he rolled on the bed several times on the spot, and then rolled out of bed to get his mobile phone with a curse.
If she was given a knife, she would now be able to chop her phone on the spot and then go along the network cable to slaughter the caller and eat meat!
That's right, getting up gas is so terrible!
Lang Qiao picked up the noisy mobile phone casually, and when she looked at it, a super cute cat avatar flashed on the mobile phone screen, which made her get up half of her anger.
The afterglow swept down again, and under the cute cat avatar, there was an ID of a thief who owed a beating: a lack of heart and eyes.
Lang Qiao's face turned blank on the spot, and even her blood pressure soared with her anger value, and she pressed the answer button expressionlessly, and heard a deep male voice with a smile.
"Good morning, rebar concrete, did you sleep well last night?" Ji Shaoyi observed Cheng Gong's movements, and continued to behave with his throat suppressed: "I don't know if I will be lucky to ...... today."
As soon as Ji Shaoyi was talking, he suddenly felt a chill in his back, and when he looked up again, he met Cheng Gong's 'nuclear good' gaze, which frightened him all over, and immediately straightened his waist, and the mobile phone on his lap also slid to the ground because of his movements, and the earphone cable fell off immediately.
In the next second, a grumpy female voice swallowed mountains and rivers throughout the classroom: "Good uncle! Climb for you! ”
After Lang Qiao's evil dragon roared, he directly pressed the phone to turn it off, and crawled into the bed to continue to sleep in her cage with a curse.
And Ji Shaoyi: "......"
Cheng Gong: "......"
Class: "......"
Cheng Gong's face turned green.
After an eerie silence for half a minute, he cleared his throat and re-turned on the yin-yang man mode: "Let me see...... Which future pro should you choose to answer the question? ”
Wherever his nuclear eyes swept away, the 'quasi-professional players' in that area immediately lowered their heads and were as quiet as chickens, probably still silently chanting in their hearts: I can't see me, I can't see me......
And Ji Shaoyi didn't even bother to say 'can't see me', he had already washed his neck and was ready to die.
Cheng Gong turned his gaze to Ji Shaoyi after doing the foreshadowing for a long time, and said with a smile: "I'm not targeting anyone, then ask Tian Luo——"
Ji Shaoyi breathed a sigh of relief, but in the next second, he heard Cheng Gong's words turn around, and sent him an invitation from hell: "Let's answer at the same table." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......" I was a little .jpg away from dying on the spot
For a moment, he wanted to pack up his things and get out immediately, and he would never sit at the same table with Tian Luo again in his life.
Life is not easy, Ji Shao sighed.
Adhering to the principle that the question may not be answered correctly, but the posture must be handsome, Ji Shaoyi dragged it and stood up like two hundred and fifty eighty thousand, and looked at the PPT with a calm face, and then he almost died.
I saw that the topics on the PPT were: (1) In 2003, "e-sports" became the first official sport?
A、55 B、99 C、100 D、101
(2) The first China E-sports Games (CEG) was officially released, and the time was ()
A, 2000 B, 2004 C, 2008 D, 2012
(3) On the stage of the KPL, the professional player who scored five kills in his debut is ()
A, Beauty B, Ten Kills C, Light D, Hero
......
After reading a series of multiple-choice questions, Ji Shaoyi suspected on the spot that he had learned a fake e-sports.
If you don't accept the life and death? What kind of ability is it to force Lai Lai on the roll? Kind of pull into the game to touch?
Making rolls or something, this really isn't a e-sports at all!
Tian Luo originally wanted to sneak Baidu for the answer and provide some off-site assistance to his boss, but he looked at Ji Shaoyi's standing posture of 2580,000 yuan, holding the momentum of the lifeblood of the global economy, his calm expression, and the look of victory, he silently put down his paw of touching the mobile phone, feeling that this was stable!
And Ji Shaoyi really didn't disappoint him, he just heard him snort coldly, and said slowly: "Teacher, I won't." ”
Tian Luo: "??? "Maybe this is the big guy.
Don't care how well you answer the question, you have to put it in place.
Don't ask, asking is handsome self-cultivation.
"Won't this question? Yes. Cheng Gong is also very 'easy to speak', and he turned the page to the PPT with a movement of his fingers: "I don't embarrass you, if you can answer one of the questions present, I will let you sit down." ”
So Ji Shaoyi saw: (1) In the blast mode of CF, when your teammates are all dead and only your own 1VN is left, it is the endgame, if you encounter the lurker endgame, take 1V3 as an example, the map is a black town, please analyze how you will deal with it from a tactical perspective.
(2) A Irelia with mercury shoes was chased and killed by the fallen angel and the trickery witch, and the tide shark queen, it is known that the tide summoning shark has no ultimate, and the skills of the 3 people can be perfectly connected, 100% hit, all skills can only be released once, throw out all control skills, the deceleration effect is not counted, Irelia's blood can support for 5 seconds, and then teammates will come to support, 4 heroes are all full level, and the skills are full.
Q: Will Irelia be able to support her teammates? How many seconds was she controlled?
Ji Shaoyi: "......" I suspect that you are embarrassing me, and this hodgepodge of CF mash-up LOL test papers is evidence.
Isn't this a fucking embarrassment for him, a damn handsome guy who's good at playing PUBG??
He didn't know if Irelia had the support of his teammates, he couldn't wait for Tian Luo's support anyway, and was kicked out of the classroom by Cheng Gong crying.