Chapter 33: The Belt and the Ass

Ah Lang and Qianyu finished meeting the two elders, "Let's go and see Meng'er and them together!" Ah Lang said.

"I'm not going, I'm going to step up my cultivation, you can go by yourself!" Qian Yu smiled and pushed Ah Lang out of the door.

Ah Lang walked down the street with his hands behind his back and said proudly: "Mom, we are also a person with hair drops, and the hairstyle with barbed wire around and the racetrack in the middle is gone forever!" How clear the sky is today, cloudless, and the sun is shining......

The head is large and keeps flicking around......

Pedestrians on the street looked at Ah Lang one by one and whispered......

"This thing is taking the wrong medicine, my head is shaking and I am dizzy!"

"I think this person is taking aphrodisiacs excessively, and that day I drank the leftover dregs of the medicine to the rooster, and that's it. ”

"Grass! You don't waste anything! The dregs are also eaten by the rooster, it's disgusting for you!"

"You're not right! This person is a precursor to a rabies attack, which was the case before a relative of mine had a seizure!"

"it, then you have to stay away, don't catch you in a while, two bites will collapse!" (the meaning of the dialect is finished)

Hula, the crowd on the street saw that Ah Lang was avoiding the plague, and they all hid far away......

"Meng'er's little cutie!go! Brother Lang will take you to Lang!" Ah Lang said with a smile when he entered Meng'er's boudoir.

"Ahh......h You don't wear a hat, your hair looks so good!" Meng'er looked at Ah Lang in surprise.

"That's! Young Master Ben has jet-black hair like a waterfall, shining and lubricated like silk, and flies will fall to death when they fly on it!" he began to shake his head sharply again......

"As soon as I praised you, I started to kill you again!" Meng'er twisted Ah Lang's ears and smiled.

"Let's go, go to the palace with my brother to see Sister Qingqing, I haven't seen you for many days, I really miss it!" Ah Lang took Meng'er's hand and walked out!

"Wait a minute!

"What's the matter, you say!"

"Which of the three do you like me, Sister Qian, Sister Qingqing?" Meng'er looked at Ah Lang and said.

"Of course I like my little cuties more in my dreams! We have grown up since childhood, and they are no match for you!" Ah Lang said seriously.

"How much do you like me?"

"Tigers love mountains, fish love water, flowers love the sun, I love you!" Ah Lang roared exaggeratedly.

"Don't talk nonsense, seriously, how much do you love me?"

"You're my belt!" Ah Lang said solemnly.

"I'm your belt, what...... What do you mean?" Meng'er wondered.

"It's not warm to tie it, it's not okay if you don't tie it!haha......" Ah Lang finished speaking, turned around and ran.

"I'll grab you, I'm going to get your hair off!" Meng'er chased after her angrily.

Ah Lang ran all the way to the palace, and when he saw that Qingqing was not in the boudoir, he came to the queen's room and saw that the two were laughing.

"Ah Lang, see the girl and the seventh princess!" After saying that, he bowed, and his head was about to hit the ground.

"You little scoundrel! Where have you been these days, you will be a monster when you come! What do you mean girl, you want to be beaten!" said the queen angrily.

Qingqing smiled and said, "Ah Lang!

While the three of them were talking, Meng'er ran in panting, grabbed Ah Lang's ear, and twisted it hard.

"Oops, let go, Meng'er, your ears are going to be pulled out by you!"

"Meng'er, what did the little villain mess with you again?" the queen smiled as she looked at the two of them.

Meng'er gasped and said, "Langlang is ...... It's just a big bad guy, he said I ...... I'm his belt!"

The queen and Qingqing were both stunned and said, "What does this mean?"

Meng'er let go of Ah Lang's ears and kicked him on the ass and said, "It's not warm to tie it, it's not okay if you don't tie it!"

"Poof" Queen took a sip of tea, sprayed Ah Lang's face, and then smiled and bent over with Qingqing.

Meng'er was still glaring at Ah Lang fiercely......

The queen smiled and pulled Meng'er into her arms and said, "Little fool!

"It's too ugly, isn't it!

Qingqing panted, "Then what am I yours?"

Ah Lang wiped his face with a towel and said casually: "Qingqing is Lang'er's ass!"

"You're talking nonsense again!" Qingqing said with a blushing face.

"Really! Look, your ass determines your head, and your head determines your thinking! Whatever position you sit in, you have to think about something, so your ass has to be important!" Ah Lang said with a smile.

"But your analogy is too ugly!" Qingqing said angrily. Meng'er smiled: "Then I'll call you Sister Butt from now on......!"

"Meng'er, you're also here to bully me!" The queen shook her head with a smile.

"Haha...... Although the words are a little vulgar, they are very reasonable!" the emperor entered the door.

"I've seen my uncle!" said Ah Lang.

"Your Majesty! Qingqing scratches me, you come and take care of it! haha...... Butt girl! Oh! no...... Oh, I'm wrong, Sister Qingqing!" Meng'er smiled.

"I didn't expect my precious daughter to be so useful!" the emperor looked at his daughter urgently.

"Father, you don't mention that your daughter is in charge, why do you still make fun of me with them!" Qingqing ran over and grabbed the emperor's clothes.

The emperor touched his daughter's hair lovingly and said, "Father will tell you a story!" Several people sat down and looked at the emperor.

"A long time ago, there was a newlywed young couple in the countryside, the man was a little stupid, the woman was very ugly, but the two were very affectionate, they went to the field to farm together, and went out to do it, and they rested at dusk, envying others! One day the man went to the mountains to chop wood, and was bitten to death by a fierce beast, and after the woman carried the man's body back, she did not cry, did not scream, did not eat or drink, and kept it like this for seven days and seven nights, and also died of depression! The surrounding villagers buried them together with tears, and a show sighed the story of the two and wrote a poem: I am stupid in everything, she is ugly, ugly, ugly, stupid, but her ugly heart is really as thick as my stupidity, like this ugly husband and wife, just because there is heaven!"

Ah Lang was silent in thought when he heard this......

The tears of the three women kept going......

"Although I am a noble ninety-five, I am also a father, a parent, who doesn't want their children to have a good home!"

"Yi'er, I've been away for more than two years, and I haven't come back, I miss my son!" cried the queen.

"I also miss Yi'er for a long time! Although he is a prince, he has to go out to experience to know how difficult and difficult things and things in this world are, and he can be a good emperor in the future who knows the suffering of the people!" the emperor sighed.

"Okay, let's eat!" the emperor said.

After eating, Ah Lang and the three of them came to Qingqing's boudoir, "Ah Lang, why do I feel that you are different from a few days ago!" Qingqing said.

"It's different! I was beating you just now, and I forgot to ask!" Meng'er also said.

"That's different, isn't it just that you don't wear a hat!"

"It's not a matter of hats! I think your temperament is different, and the aura you exude is also different, a bit of an otherworldly taste. "Qingqing Road

"Well, it's a little fluttery!" Meng'er nodded as well.

"Two beauties, please rest assured, this son is really an immortal, and the waistband and ass will be carried with him!" Ah Lang lowered his head and ate the apple.

The second daughter looked at Ah Lang with disgust......

"Qingqing, what kind of weapons do you like?"

"Twin short swords!!"

"Oh! I'll give it to you another day, as a love thing!" Ah Lang said with a smile.

"Okay!" Qingqing said with a slightly red face.

"What about me?" suddenly yelled Meng'er.

"Be quiet, you're a big girl!

"Send it back, but you two are not allowed to talk to anyone!"

"Got it!" the second daughter nodded.

Ah Lang took out two short swords from his arms and handed them to Qingqing, the whole body was snow-white, one hilt was engraved with "day" and the other hilt was engraved with "moon".

Qingqing couldn't put it down, and smiled and bent her eyes......

Ah Lang took the double short sword and said, "Stretch out your wrist!" Qingqing did as he was told.

Ah Lang bent the double swords on Qingqing's two wrists, and from a distance, they looked like two platinum bracelets!

"Wow! it's so beautiful!" Qingqing smiled as she looked at the sword on her wrist......

"Mine, get it!" Meng'er said angrily.

Ah Lang took out a red whip from his arms and handed it to Meng'er, the handle of the whip was like a miniature version of the dragon's head, and the word "beginning" was engraved on it.

"The cultivation mantra of this whip is hidden in the whip body, and if you move your mind, you can cultivate, and you can shrink it as thin as a bracelet and stay on your wrist. Qingqing is the same with yours, the sword move is in the sword body. ”

"Wow!haha......" Meng'er jumped with joy.

"Where did you get this?" Qingqing asked.

"This son is a disciple of the "Gollum Great Immortal", and he gave it to me, saying that it was a dowry for my daughter-in-law!"

"It's again!" the two girls said in unison.

Dream is playing with the whip, one will be long, one will be short, one will be big, one will be small, and it will be fun!

"Meng'er, do you know the meaning of giving you a whip for your husband!"

"What?"

"You still don't understand what you're playing there!" Ah Lang said with a smile as he looked at Meng'er.

Meng'er was stunned for a moment, and suddenly her pretty face turned red, and she whipped at Ah Lang, who hurriedly dodged away.

With a "boom", a wall in Qingqing's boudoir was directly smashed into powder......

"Wow!" Meng'er and Qingqing looked at the whip with big mouths at the same time.

"Meng'er, before you pass the door, you're going to murder your husband!"

"This is too powerful, I'll just wave my hand, it's useless!" Meng'er said.

"Don't you dare to hit people at will in the future! The little girl's family should be gentle!" Ah Lang began to do it again.

The second daughter looked at Ah Lang and said: If you have any good things, you want to give them to me, good husband!

"Okay! The task is complete, Qingqing, you have to remember to practice diligently! I'm going with Meng'er!"

"Okay, I'll see you two another day!"

Ah Lang and the two got out of the palace and walked slowly all the way: "Meng'er! This whip is the ancient first dragon, that is, the first dragon in the universe, the ancestor of ten thousand dragons, so it is engraved with the word "beginning", cultivated to the extreme, you can summon the first dragon, I don't know the specific power, so be careful to use it!"

"Got it!" Meng'er took Ah Lang's hand.

Sending Meng'er back to the mansion, Ah Lang returned to the palace and came to Qianyu's room.

"Yo! Ah Lang Gongzi and the two beauties have lingered enough, and they are back!" Qian Yu laughed.

"Sister Qian, why is she starting to flamboyate her tongue!" Ah Lang said strangely.

"It's not like I've been with you all day and been influenced by you!"

The two laughed for a while, and Ah Lang said, "Now you first have to improve your cultivation before you can have the strength to deal with them." I'll deal with other things, first find out who they are involved in, this is the point, I may not come back often these days, there is General Lao Gui at home to worry a lot!"

"Got it! I'm polite!" Qianyu said with a smile.