Chapter 7: The Appearance of Alfalfa
"The chapter of the villain crane, meet the Emperor of War. ”
"Get up and speak!"
The War Emperor brushed his robe.
"The Purple Spirit Returning Yuan Pill cultivated by the villain is unique in the world, and it must be presented to the Emperor of War!"
"What a good thing !!"
"It's the villain with the bauhinia grass and the white toad hidden under the deep well that has not seen any sunlight for seventy years, as well as the termite king in the roots of the 10,000-year-old tree and the purple spirit Guiyuan Pill secretly made by melting the relic oil! ”
"Haha, I heard that this Purple Spirit Returning Pill is a rare thing in the world, and it must be quite difficult to refine it by you, reward!"
The retinue beside the Emperor of War presented Doctor Crane with fine silk and pearl jade.
"Doctor He, let me ask you, is there anything special about taking this Purple Spirit Returning Yuan Pill?" the War Emperor asked with concern. "Also, I heard that this Purple Spirit Guiyuan Pill will live for ten years after taking it, is it true?"
The wife of the Emperor of War looked at the appearance of the Emperor of War roaring urgently, looked at the box of the enshrined pills, and asked with a dry cough.
"I said this Doctor Crane, is this treasure you offered the only one in the world?"
If this Purple Spirit Guiyuan Dan is the only one in the world, then the War Emperor will take it for himself, and the War Emperor's wife should be unhappy, but if this world is not unique, then he has committed the crime of defrauding the monarch and is going to kill his head.
"Back to the words of the Emperor of War, this purple spirit is the only one in the world. ”
"That!" The War Emperor looked at the displeasure on his wife's face, and hurriedly gave Doctor Crane a dismissal.
"The reward that the contemptible people have given you is not light, how can you worship a Purple Spirit Guiyuan Pill to go to the court!
"The minister is guilty. ”
"Then why don't you go and refine the second one! What materials do you need, the palace orders to go down, and the whole city will find it for you." "The Emperor of War treats this elixir in his hand as a treasure.
"Minister, Commander. ”
On the surface, the Crane Chapter received the order, but secretly he knew that it would not be easy to find the white toad hidden under the deep well that had not seen any sunlight for 70 years, and the termite king in the roots of the 10,000-year-old tree. Gather these few objects, not only is it manpower, but also luck, if you can't find this object, blame it, the chapter of the crane can escape anyway. The chapter of the crane happily received the order.
"Today's lady's birthday, whatever song you want to hear, let them play. ”
"Concubine Cheng wants to listen to alfalfa song. ”
"Okay!
"This birthday ceremony of the wife of the emperor is really a waste of money and labor, you see that there is no food in the city, there is still a wine pond and meat forest here, singing and dancing, completely ignorant of the suffering of the people. ”
"Who allowed you to chew the root of your tongue here!"
A soldier in iron armor next to him, wearing a helmet and unable to see his face, stabbed to death the civilian official who was chewing the root of his tongue next to him.
"I don't think anyone dares to chew the root of their tongue! Go to the banquet, go to the banquet, and don't let me hear a word that I shouldn't say. ”
The civil and military officials below trembled with fright, but no one dared to admonish the birthday of the wife of the war emperor. I had to take the items that were ready to be offered one by one.
"The bell star fell, and the people mourned, it is going to be a big mess in the world!"
"Who allowed you to make negative speeches! Drag it out, cut it off. ”
The helmeted warrior dragged another official out to dispose of it. The treasure that was ready to be offered was splattered with blood. The guards on the side took out the treasures from the box and placed them in a tray full of treasures. As you can imagine, this is not the first official to be disposed of.
The ministers dared to be angry but did not dare to speak, so they could only stand outside this hall in fear. Waiting to meet the Emperor and the wife of the Emperor, waiting for the offering.
"If you have any opinions, stand up for me!" said the helmeted warrior with a trident.
"Let's talk freely, come, if we have ideas or opinions, stand up!" said the helmeted warrior and shook the trident. was so frightened that all the ministers fell to their knees.
Doctor He, who had finished paying tribute, came out and was shocked to see this scene.
"Oh my god. ”
"Doctor Tsuru, this way, please. The helmeted warrior invited Doctor Crane to the side room next to the main hall.
"We have all ordered the Emperor of War to go down, and all the minions in this hall are at the disposal of Doctor He. ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. ”
Doctor Crane turned his head sideways to look at the person being dragged out next to him and the blood stains left on the ground, and the warrior moved like a wall, covering Doctor Tsuru, who realized it and quickly turned back to the side.
"If there's a problem, you just tell it. The minions stepped back first. ”
With that, the helmet-clad warrior retreated out of the side room.
I saw that there was a huge alchemy furnace in the center of the main hall of this side room. The alchemy furnace was covered with dust, and Doctor Crane picked up a handful of ashes from the furnace and found that there were human bones in the ashes.
Dr. Tsuru was so frightened that his back scolded.
"Doctor Crane, the thousand-year-old ginseng you asked for has been prepared for you. ”
"Doctor Crane, the relic oil you are looking for has been prepared for you. ”
"Doctor Crane, the redbud you asked for has been prepared for you. ”
"Doctor Crane, the termite king you want has been prepared for you. ”
"Doctor Crane, the white toad you asked for has been prepared for you. ”
Suddenly, five little minions knelt down in front of Doctor Crane with rare medicinal herbs in their hands.
"Ask Dr. Crane to check. ”
The five minions said in unison. This astonishing efficiency took Dr. Tsuru by surprise.
Doctor Crane was thinking about it while looking at the dried medicinal herbs that the minions were holding in their hands.
"The Emperor of War is moody, if he is not happy, he will cut off people's heads, if I reveal the secret recipe and dish of this Purple Spirit Guiyuan Dan, the Emperor of War will see that I am worthless, and he will cut me down in minutes, no, no!"
"No!" Doctor Crane shouted out in his inner muttering voice, "No!
"This white toad, how can you use it dead! This dead toad will be poisonous, you don't want it in your head!"
"No, this ginseng is not humanoid at all!"
"And this relic oil, it's all sunk to the bottom!
"This redbud grass is not good, it doesn't grow next to a cliff where no grass grows, take it away. ”
"Is this the Termite King?
Doctor Crane sent all five minions away and walked around alone in front of this alchemy furnace.
The murderous intent of this war emperor is clearly revealed, after paying tribute for so many years, he thought that the war emperor would treat him as his own lackey, but he was very wrong, he was a worthless dog, and he killed him when he said he would kill it.
"You must think of a perfect way to protect yourself!" Doctor He saw that there was no one in the hall in this remote room, and hurriedly climbed into this alchemy furnace to do his feet.
Doctor He, who had climbed into the alchemy furnace, glanced at the white bones under his knees, and continued to unscrew the screws of the alchemy furnace.
"Crane Chapter, Crane Chapter, I've been a lackey for a lifetime, and in the end, it's difficult to even protect myself!" said Crane Chapter as he sped up his progress.
In the hall on the side, alfalfa curled, and the bewitching palace maid twisted her waist in gorgeous clothes, and her flattering eyes made the emperor want to move.
The Emperor of War was fed a crystal grape, and the beauties beside him and the mountains of treasures piled up on the table stood in front of him, so that he had to stretch his neck to see the enchanting dancing posture of the palace maids.
"I say, put this pile of things in the dormitory behind the main hall!"
"Yes, War Emperor!"
A few strong men bared their strong arms and moved the mountain of treasures in front of them to the palace of the Emperor of War.
"Slow down, leave that purple spirit Guiyuan Dan behind. ”
The War Emperor stood up and whispered in front of Hercules, took out the box of Purple Spirit Guiyuan Pill from the many treasures, opened the box, and swallowed it in one gulp with the War Emperor's wife on his back. And this scene was clearly seen by the wife of the Emperor of War from the reflection of the Golden Gate of the main hall.
"War Emperor, what are you doing?"
"It's okay, I'm just numb in my legs, stand up and move!" The War Emperor choked on this big pill and blushed. He hurriedly found a wine bottle and a wine jug on the table, and drank all the wine inside.
"The Emperor of War is choking on something. ”
"No, no, I just ate the grape just now and choked!"
The War Emperor who took the Purple Spirit Guiyuan Pill instantly felt refreshed and refreshed. Even the mottled white hair on the sideburns instantly turned back to dark blue. He felt a decade younger.
"Contemptible, happy today, all the palace maids are all rewarded!"
The Emperor of War rewarded all the palace maids who danced alfalfa songs. This made the wife of the Emperor of War on the side hold her breath.
"Madam, what wish do you have, the contemptible person will help you realize it!"
"What can the concubine wish for, it is nothing more than the hope that the emperor can stay young forever and live forever. Invincible, invincible!"
"Contemptible people like you to be well-behaved and sensible!"
"I'll go back and pamper you tonight. ”
"It is the honor of the concubine to serve the emperor of war. ”
After speaking, the Emperor of War hugged the wife of the Emperor of War and drank a glass of wine.
The wife of the Emperor of War sat in the arms of the Emperor of War, and she hugged the Emperor of War and was affectionate, completely ignoring the eyes of the ministers in His Royal Highness.
In the gap between the Emperor and his wife, they saw that under the palace, a palace maid with outstanding figure was particularly eye-catching, and the Emperor of War squinted at her, as if this look was about to strip her naked on the spot.
"Check out, who is the surname of this little palace maid!
The Emperor of War invited the little minion to whisper and pushed the wife of the Emperor of War aside.
"Yes!"
It didn't take a few minutes for the little minion to find out the name of this palace maid with a tall figure.
It's good to die, this girl is exactly the same as the name of this song.
"Report to the War Emperor, the name of this palace maid is Alfalfa!"
"Which alfalfa which is which?" the War Emperor asked knowingly.
"The Emperor of War is the alfalfa of alfalfa grass. ”
"There is such a bright and beautiful girl in the world. ”
The Emperor of War looked at this girl intently.
The wife of the Emperor of War on the side secretly observed, and found that the Emperor of War had been swept by the dancing of this alfalfa girl, and drank a sip of wine alone.
"Let this alfalfa girl go to the back of the palace and wait!"
"Yes!"
Alfalfa, who strayed into the side room, saw movement in this alchemy furnace.
"Ding, ding, ding!" a nut fell to the ground.
Dr. Tsuru, who was researching an escape route, happened to be bumped into by the lost alfalfa girl.
"What are you doing here?"
"I, I'm lost!"
Sativa explained.