Chapter Thirty-Three: Eating Uranium Girl
In front of the New York branch of S.H.I.E.L.D., Dante rushed in with cheers, but fortunately, the agents in the building were not so enthusiastic, and Dante easily got on the elevator.
"Mr. Dante, Natasha is on the top floor. ”
Halfway through the elevator, a woman who got out of the elevator said to Dante, who nodded knowingly.
"Thank you, I'll invite you to dinner when I get back!"
"You're welcome, you don't know, it's not easy for us to be a S.H.I.E.L.D. woman, and I sincerely bless you and Natasha!"
"Then thank you even more, make sure you take the time to treat me to dinner!"
Dante said, and then the elevator closed, and he continued his journey with Lorna.
After a while, Dante, who had successfully reached the top floor, had not taken two steps before he smelled a strong smell of wine, and as soon as this smell appeared, Dante understood something.
"Smell your mom drinking a lot!"
He said a word to Lorna, and then he walked in the direction of the wine!
The destination is obviously an office, Dante looks at the sign, there is no sign, God knows whose office it is!
Anyway, open the door!
Dante pushed open the door, who knew that in the next moment, his arm was hugged by a staggering figure, and looked along the arm, who else could it be if it wasn't Natasha?
"Nat?"
Dante read her name with concern, and Natasha's face suddenly bloomed with a bright smile.
"You're here. ”
"Well, I'm coming!"
"Came to pick me up?"
"That's right, I ....... ”
"Needless to say, I know, let's go, I'll go back with you!"
Natasha interrupted Dante, and her decision left Dante stunned.
"How do you ......?"
"Oh, do you think I promised too much?"
Natasha laughed, and as she laughed, she leaned over to Dante's face and kissed it lightly.
"How could I be willing to make it difficult for you, dear!"
As she spoke, she wrapped Dante's arm around her waist.
"As long as you come, it means that you have made a decision, how can I be willing to continue to embarrass you, I love you!"
"Honey!"
Dante was immediately moved, this woman is so good!
However, Dante of the rectum couldn't help but ask after all.
"Didn't you think I might not come?"
"If you don't come, how can I be willing to ruin your feelings?"
"Uh-huh......!"
The two immediately kissed together, Dante was really touched by the woman in front of him, the woman who thought about him so much ......!
If it weren't for the fact that it had been eaten and wiped clean, Dante really felt that this was a thousand-year-old green tea essence!
Jokes and jokes, Dante's feelings for Natasha are quite sincere, and the two of them quickly walked out of S.H.I.E.L.D. hand in hand, and after confirming the relationship between the two to media friends, Dante opened the portal and took the little girl and Natasha home.
No sooner had returned to the courtyard than Natasha suddenly let go of Dante's hand.
"I'll go find a castle where no one lives, and you and she probably have a lot to say. ”
She said this and left silently, and for some reason, the little girl followed behind her.
It wasn't until the backs of the two girls disappeared into the castle not far away that Tony came over and patted Dante on the shoulder.
"Man, cherish, Ganata just saw the video of you and Natasha, she seems to care!"
"Huh?"
Dante was stunned.
"Why are you talking to me about such a thing, you're not such a person!"
With that, Dante grabbed Tony by the shoulder.
"You revealed it to my wife!"
“(°_°)...!”
"Falk Squid!"
Tony's face was full of Amoury, and you guessed Dante would be too stupid to see it!
"Smack!"
A slap on Tony's shoulder, slapping the poor boy around, Dante whispered.
"I'll go see my lover and my daughter, you ask for a lot of blessings, and I'll settle accounts with you later!"
"Dante, I didn't mean to, no!"
Facing Dante's back, Tony kept wailing, but unfortunately Dante didn't even listen.
When he returned to his castle, he saw Carrie sitting on the sofa with a cold face, Dante pursed his lips a little nervously, and rubbed it with a hippie smile.
"Honey?"
"Hmph, go tell your red-haired agent I love you!"
Carrie said, then turning her face away from Dante.
Looking at the grumpy Carrie, Dante's heart suddenly fell halfway.
If Carrie is really angry, then she will definitely shout to find her father!
This is Dante's previous experience.
So Dante sat down next to Carrie, and he took her in his arms.
"Honey, it's great that you're back, and we have our own daughter!"
"Hmph, it's the old lady who has a daughter, the old lady has worked hard outside to give birth to a child, and finally gave birth to a daughter, you are not idle, you are working hard at home to make a child, you said that if I come back a few years later, you ...... Are you ...... Don't you want to kill me, woo woo~~~!"
The crying Carrie slammed into Dante's arms, probably because she rushed too hard, and Dante flew out immediately.
In the open-air swimming lake, Wonder Woman is swimming leisurely, and Phoenix Girl is chatting with the woman next to her.
"Sister, do you think it's okay for Dante to step on two boats?"
She asked, and Wonder Woman snorted.
"Men are big pigs' trotters!"
"That's it!"
The Phoenix Girl immediately nodded in agreement, but the little girl didn't know that she hadn't said the second half of the sentence, and Wonder Woman wanted to say it.
"Men are big pigs' trotters, especially Dante's hoofs are the best!"
But looking at the phoenix girl's thoughtful look, how do you let her say the second half of the sentence!
"Don't bother with a man like him, he already has two women!"
She said, and the Phoenix Girl continued to nod.
"Yes, that's right. ”
But what Diana really wants to say is that he already has two, and you're going to be a guy when you get up, should I insert it and do the fourth?
However, Diana and the Phoenix Girl, who only spoke half of the story, chatted very happily, and the two felt that their three views were too harmonious!
At this moment, a puzzled voice came from the ears of the two women.
"Hello, can you ask why there are at least two women in Dante, who is so hated in your mouth?"
"Go play, little kid!"
Wonder Woman yelled, just because she had already been frightened by Shazam's IQ, she didn't want to be led astray by this little child hero, and the wisdom of locking the door was terrifying!
Listening to Diana's drive, Shazam was obviously a little puzzled, his strong body floating in the sky, only listening to him talk to himself.
"It's strange why women always say things that go back on their word, and if Dante is really worth hating, then why do his women like him?"
"Hey, little brother!"
Jean Grey finally couldn't help but say something.
"When you grow up, you'll know what a terrible thing it is for a man to have two wives!"
"Why do you feel terrible, three people can play landlord together, why ....... ”
"Boom!"
A loud bang interrupted Shazam's words, and he looked in the direction where the sound came from, and Dante was being pressed against the lawn by Carrie, and they had just smashed the castle wall and flew out!
"It's scary!"
Shazam flew away in a gloomy way, and he decided that he didn't want to have a woman in his life if he didn't have to!
At the same time, Carrie is lying on Dante's arms and crying.
"Woo woo, you don't know how much I miss you in the universe, the universe is too boring, Dad is even more boring, he doesn't talk all day long, and he doesn't speak as well as you say!"
"Well, it's all over, dear!"
Dante replied helplessly, he was also very uncomfortable, just now, at least a million was gone, fortunately, these houses were paid by Tony.
"yes, I'm glad I'm back, I miss you so much!"
"I miss you too. ”
Dante kissed Carrie's cheek, no matter how old Carrie is, her heart is always like a child, in need of love and care.
"Sorry....... ”
He said.
"I'm sorry I ...... Natasha while you're away. ”
"Hey, it doesn't matter, stinky man, I don't care!"
Carrie gagged Dante's mouth.
"Just let her share with me that you will be for a hundred years at most, and the two of us still have countless hundreds of thousands of years to accompany each other!"
"Hmm!"
Dante nodded, this is the most sincere thought he and Carrie, the reason why God can only fall in love with God forever is because they spend more time with each other!
Roughly estimated, Dante can live to be tens of millions of years old, and tens of thousands of years old is not necessarily, during this period, who can always accompany him?
It's not Ganata yet!
Forehead.
There seems to be a death!
It's gone, there are so few goddesses in the universe, there's really no way.
And Carrie also thinks so, just like her husband likes a cat, the cat can have a few years of life, even if it is uncomfortable, the cat will leave sooner or later.
Thinking like this, Carrie snuggled contentedly in Dante's arms, as for what Tony's girlfriend Pepper had said to her not long ago, .......
"People don't want to be awkward with Dante, people don't want to play face with Dante, people don't want to hang Dante's appetite as if they are leaving, because Dante has always hung on other people's appetite!"
She thought, and gently bit Dante's chest.
"Stinky man, be kind to our mother and daughter in the future!"
"Of course, I will be very ...... to you and my daughter Wait, what about my daughter?"
"Hey, yes, what about our daughter?"
The two looked at each other, and they didn't know when their daughter was gone, but they got up from the grass, and then looked around for their daughter.
That's when they saw Batman holding his daughter!
They saw Batman feeding something to Bayonetta, and they heard Batman whispering softly.
"Come on, swallow this uranium!"
Then, they saw Batman shove the radiation symbol of uranium in his hand into his daughter's mouth!
"Holy!"
"Holy!"
Dante and Carrie drank in unison, and then they rushed directly to Batman, only to see that the two cooperated very tacitly, Carrie snatched Bayonetta from Batman's arms, and Dante directly carried Batman's breastplate and pressed him to the ground!
"How the do you dare to feed my daughter that thing!"
Dante yelled, while Carrie on the side kept slapping her daughter on the back.
She said as she patted back.
"Spit it out, spit it out, hurry up!"
Hearing Carrie's anxious voice, Bruce's heart sank, it's over, isn't the teacher's daughter actually able to distinguish food by instinct, doesn't that little girl know what will hurt or kill her!
Oh damn Bruce, you actually killed your beloved teacher's daughter, what the fuck did you do!
Thinking like this, Bruston burst into tears, and in the face of Dante's vicious eyes, Bruce choked up.
"Teacher, I'...... I'm ......!"
"Shut up, you rich man, you fucking fed my daughter uranium!"
"yes, yes, you bastard, if my daughter is happy to eat, how can you afford to let the two of us afford so many nuclear bombs to feed her!"
Carrie added on the side, and then she hurriedly continued to pat her daughter on the back.
"Spit it out, hurry up and spit out the delicious things for your mother to taste, no, it's smooth, in fact, your mother can't afford to feed you to eat that, your mother knows that you must like to eat, and when you grow up and can control the amount of food, your mother will buy it for you!"
Carrie's voice fell, and Bruce almost wanted to die, can't God stand up and baash this couple!
He had the same idea, including everyone standing around, they were superheroes, each of them was good at catching the wind and grass, and the anxious appearance of Dante and Carrie just now really scared them, and they thought that poor Bayonetta was really going to die!
Who knew that it was because I was worried that I couldn't feed my child high-end dog food!
Forehead.
Daughter food?
No, what is uranium, a nuclear bomb, right?
"Holy!"
Everyone looked at Bruce in admiration, except for Tony Stark and Bruce and the little Panther of Wakanda, one of them was considered to be poor!
As soon as they thought of the possible price of nuclear weapons, everyone looked at Bruce with a wrong look!
Big dogs!
Of course, not everyone looked at Bruce with the contempt and jealousy of the dog-watchers, at least our Shazam brother was amused, and he rushed to Dante's side to stop Dante.
"Uncle Ding, what's wrong, don't fight if it's not a big deal, we're in a group!"
"Uh-huh!"
Dante had to let go of Bruce, who was showing off his wealth in front of his daughter, under the persuasion of a silly child, and then he came to Tony depressed.
"Man, Beyonita and his Uncle Bat have given me delicious uranium as a gift, do you want to give me some too!"
"I'm ......!"
"Huh?"
Dante snorted softly, then looked at Ganata and noticed Dante's eyes, and Tony burst out laughing.
"Haha, no problem, I'll send it to you in a while, be polite to me, we're brothers"
"Enough man, you wait for me. ”
Dante said, and then he stood in front of the panther.
"Young man, you're a prince, would you like to consider giving my daughter some uranium too?"
"I really don't have this thing, your government is too strict with uranium, and it can't be exported to Wakanda, or you see how I send some vibranium powder to my niece and daughter as milk powder, that thing is not much better than uranium, a polluted product?"
"I know you're good!"
Dante patted the panther on the shoulder with satisfaction, and then he proudly returned to his daughter, and while hugging the beaten daughter, he showed off to his daughter.
"Girl, Dad grabbed a bunch of delicious snacks for you, how about it, Dad is amazing!"
As soon as Dante's voice fell, Bayonetta nodded quickly, her father is really amazing, talking and laughing, talking and laughing!