Chapter 6: Artifact Apocalypse
The Taoist priest arrived the day after I made the call, and he came with Lin Qiao'er, which surprised me very much, and after asking, I realized that it was a complete coincidence.
Here's the thing, after hanging up the phone yesterday, the Taoist priest knew that I was in a hurry here, and immediately bought a ticket and was about to leave, only then did he remember that I asked him to bring some money.
The Taoist priest's money is completely the gold money earned by Fengyang last time, and the gold of the two of us was all saved together, and when he was separated from me, this guy took a part of it and converted it into cash, but he has lived too chic these days, and he has not much cash on him.
The priest had no choice but to rush back to our residence, intending to withdraw some more gold and exchange it into cash. Lin Qiao'er and I didn't know about it at home, and he didn't have the key to the door, so he climbed directly over the wall and climbed in, just when he was sneaking into the room where we hid the gold, he suddenly heard the whirring wind behind his head, and he immediately knew that someone was attacking.
Originally, it was not difficult to dodge behind the Taoist priest, but this guy had been overly drunk recently, hollowed out his body, and when he turned around, he just stepped on a wine bottle, and his feet slipped and he didn't have time to adjust, and he was slapped in the face with a pan.
After hearing the screams of the Taoist priest, Lin Qiaoer recognized that this was the Taoist priest, it turned out that she had already settled her brother last night and rushed back, when she cleaned up the room today, she heard movement in the living room, and mistakenly took the Taoist priest as a burglar.
I immediately laughed out loud and said to him, "Damn it, I'll just tell you how your face is as red as a monkey's ass, haha, you have to be glad you have a thick skin, otherwise you wouldn't just have a swollen face!" ”
The Taoist priest looked depressed and glared at me: "Laugh, laugh at a fart, the dog really has no conscience, if it weren't for you, wouldn't the Taoist master be like this?" You don't pee to take care of your current virtue, and you still have the face to laugh at your Taoist master? ”
When I heard the Taoist priest say this, I remembered that I was still wrapped in bandages, and I really didn't have the right to laugh at others, so I smiled wryly.
Lin Qiao'er saw me lying on the bed wrapped in bandages, both worried and complaining, when she learned that I was only injured and no longer in serious trouble, she asked me with a dissatisfied face Why did I only call the Taoist priest and not inform her of such a big incident?
I looked embarrassed, and hurriedly explained that I didn't know that you had returned, and I didn't bother to go to this dead Taoist priest to know that you were at home. When the Taoist priest heard this, he was immediately furious: "Reporter, you are a dog, this is what you said, don't blame the Taoist master for not being righteous." ”
As I spoke, I was about to go out, but I hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, don't you want to know what I encountered this time?" ”
The Taoist priest's ears moved, but he still didn't turn back, so I had to scold: "Okay, okay, don't pretend to fucking, hurry up and help me pay the medical bills, I have something to tell you, if you miss it, you will definitely regret it." ”
The Taoist priest glared back at me, I ignored him, just casually took out a demon suppression talisman drawn by Yan Wudao from the backpack on the bed table, and fanned it in a fake way.
The Taoist priest's eyes were about to pop out, his face was shocked, and his eyes continued to move with the shaking evil charm in my hand, as if he had seen the most precious treasure in the world, and immediately came over, wanting to reach out and grab it.
I grabbed in front of him and put away the evil charm, and the Taoist priest looked at my hand with a flattering smile: "Hehe, that...... Reporter, look at our friendship, who is with whom! Tell me about it, where did you get this thing? ”
Looking at the Taoist priest's flattering smile, I felt very happy, squinted and asked him, "You, not leaving?" ”
The Taoist priest immediately shook his head, and at the same time snorted: "Ahh......h
Saying that, this guy has rushed out of the ward in a hurry, I looked at the back of the Taoist priest, and felt very comfortable, I am afraid that in this world, only the talisman drawn by the master of the Feather Realm can make the Taoist so flocking!
Lin Qiao'er looked at me very strangely and asked, "What's wrong with him?" ”
"Hehe, he's fine, he just saw the baby!"
"Baby, you said that yellow talisman?" Lin Qiao'er was even more puzzled, and I didn't know how to explain it, so I had to say: "That talisman is made by a master who is much higher than the Taoist realm, and it is just a piece of paper for us, but for the Taoist priest, it is an opportunity to perceive a higher and deeper realm, and it is a real treasure, I estimate that even if I ask him for gold, he will give it." ”
Lin Qiao'er sighed, showing a sudden look, suddenly grabbed my hand, stared at my eyes and said, "Xiaoyi, tell my sister quickly, what happened, how did it happen like this?" ”
I smiled bitterly and said, "Sister Qiao'er, let's wait for the Taoist priest to come and talk together, otherwise we will have trouble later!" ”
Lin Qiao'er heard the same, nodded and mumbled, at this time there was a rush of footsteps outside the door, I guessed that it might be a Taoist priest, and after waiting for a few seconds, I found that it was indeed a Taoist priest who came back. With a look of urgency, he rushed to me like the wind when he entered the door and asked me for a talisman.
I told him not to worry, listen to me first, but this guy didn't listen at all, frizzily went to my backpack, I was helpless, so I had to go with him.
Between the flips, the talisman hadn't flipped over, but the black sword wrapped around his back was accidentally dropped to the ground by him.
In order not to arouse the attention of the hospital personnel, I had already asked the nurse Xiaoling for a piece of white cloth to wrap the sword, and at this time the Taoist priest knocked it to the ground, and the cloth wrapped in the sword suddenly spread out, revealing the black and shiny black sword inside.
The Taoist priest's action of flipping through the bag suddenly stopped, or his whole body froze, staring at the black sword on the ground in disbelief, and his whole body trembled.
I sensed that his reaction was a little unusual, and I hurriedly asked, "Hey, what's wrong with you?" Are you crazy? ”
The Taoist priest didn't pay attention to me at all, and bowed down as if he was serving a god, holding the black sword in both hands, and was so excited that he was incoherent: "This... This...... Amiamiable Buddha, God, the old guy has been talking for so many years, but I didn't expect to be bumped into, the ancestor grandmother appeared! ”
I said in my heart that this was all mess, and I patted him busily: "Eh, do you know this sword?" Why, isn't this awesome? ”
The Taoist priest swallowed his saliva, his eyes were still staring at the black sword motionlessly, and he couldn't hide his excitement: "What do you know, this is the Apocalypse Sword in the six artifacts of the Daomen, the legendary treasure left by the gods, what kind of fucking shit luck did you take this time, how could this artifact fall into your hands?" ”
The Taoist priest looked at me suspiciously, and after listening to the Taoist priest's words, I couldn't hide the surprise in my heart.