Zhan Xingyan, who was angry, grinded his teeth viciously, and suddenly his eyes rolled and he smiled.

"Okay, it's okay not to kill anyone, as long as this seat needs you to beat Zhan Qingming, it's okay for you to beat him!"

…… I have reason to suspect that this strange soul will make this deal with her because she knows that she is beating people and can beat people to death and disappear.

The big guy squinted, looked Zhan Xingyan up and down, looked at it carefully, stood up the hairs that Zhan Xingyan had seen, and stared at him vigilantly.

", what!"

Well, the soul body of this alien soul, except for the layer that covers him, is still as pure as before, and has not been added with too many 'condiments'.

In other words, he only has the memory of the moment, and thinks that he is 'Zhan Xingyan' himself, and he does not have the memory of those previous planes, so naturally he will not know that she is unique.

And because of this, she is not very good at catching his tail, which can be said to be very smart.

"Hey! Do you agree or disagree?! ”

The man nodded when he agreed, shook his head when he disagreed, why did he stare at him so directly?

It's crazy, isn't it?

He had to wonder if he had said something that he shouldn't have said, so he wanted this little monk to kill him.

"Okay."

As he expected, and unexpectedly, the little monk actually agreed, which made Zhan Xingyan stunned for a second, and then reached out and plucked out his ears, and asked in disbelief.

"You, you promised?"

"Yes, yes."

"Hah! That's what you said! You can't go back!! ”

Zhan Xingyan, who opened his eyes with a smile, was like a child who got candy, simple and happy, this appearance made the system blink and blink, puzzled.

[No, he doesn't look like he has much scheming, why is he still blackened? 】

"Hmm, maybe, the more pure the person, the easier it is to walk into a dead end and blacken?"

The big guy explained calmly.

And these words made the corners of the system's mouth twitch.

Therefore, mentally handicapped children have fun, but they can't stand the instigation and blacken more?

Gee~

Looking at Zhan Xingyan's eyebrows dancing, the big guy looked at him seriously and asked seriously.

"So, as a reward for the transaction, you won't regret it, will you?"

"Of course!"

In a good mood, the mentally handicapped child who forgot the messy things he had done before was lame, jumped down from the wall, sat opposite the little monk, looked at the little ghost in front of him, and said with a smile:

"You say, whatever reward you want, as long as you say it, I can do it, and I will never regret it!"

"Okay, as you said, if you repent, you will be struck by lightning."

The big guy said as he warned him.

"Cheng Cheng Cheng, you say, what do you want?"

Zhan Xingyan, who was not superstitious at all, nodded indifferently, poured a cup of tea by himself, handed it to his lips and drank it.

And, the big guy also said his remuneration seriously.

"When I make you laugh, you have to laugh at me."

"Poof-cough-cough-cough-"

suddenly coughed and squirted out the tea in his mouth, and the heart-rending Zhan Xingyan who coughed even burst out of tears.

He pointed to the little monk in front of him who was not shocking and dying, and beat his chest desperately with one hand, almost beating his heart and lungs out, and it took a while for him to breathe down.

"What the hell are you drinking?! Why is it so hard to drink?! Poison right you? No! What did you just say? When I make you laugh, you're going to laugh at me? ”

first complained about the magical taste of the demon tea, and then complained about the little monk's completely confusing reward, Zhan Xingyan felt that he was not being smashed!

"It should be, when I make you laugh, you have to laugh at me."

As he spoke, the little monk pointed to himself and Zhan Xingyan, signaling him not to reverse the priorities.

His overly serious attitude and posture made Zhan Xingyan and her system twitch in unison.

【…… Big guy, have you forgotten that our task is to make Zhan Xingyan happy, not Zhan Xingyan to make you happy? 】

The system is almost going to be speechless and scolded by the big guy's sassy operation.

However, the big guy directly ignored it and looked at the fucked-up strange soul.

"Here, give me a smile now."

！！！ Am I laughing at my horse?!

You make Lao Tzu laugh, and Lao Tzu laughs!!

Zhan Xingyan, whose angry skull hurt even more, stood up suddenly, glared at the dead little monk in front of him viciously, and gritted his teeth.

"Little bald donkey! You're in the ass I'm not! ”

"Of course not."

The big guy looked at him strangely, blinking, quite innocent and pure.

"You said it, as long as I agree, when you want me to play Zhan Qingming, I will go to Zhan Qingming, and as a reward for the transaction, as long as I mention it, you will agree, why do you still have a tea time to say this, you don't want to admit it?"

"I, I-"

Zhan Xingyan, who was so angry that he couldn't even say it, pointed to the little bald donkey in front of him, and couldn't find a rebuttal, so that his lungs were about to explode!

"Then, then you can't let me laugh at you!"

"What made you laugh?"

The little monk snorted and drank hot tea, correcting it seriously.

"If you make a joke, you sell it to others to see it, and you want to collect money, and let you only laugh at me, it's a transaction, it's completely reasonable, there's nothing wrong with it at all, if you regret it, you'll be struck by lightning."

！！！ Lao Tzu believes in your evil!

Zhan Xingyan, who was furious, didn't want to see the little monk at all at this time, so he turned around and left.

However, he had only just taken two steps.

Boom –

Crackle –

Lightning suddenly appeared in the blue sky and daylight, and it fell straight to Zhan Xingyan's feet, burning his red shoes.

"! ! ”

Zhan Xingyan was startled, and hurriedly reached out to pounce on the spark, and after the fire was extinguished, he turned around with a distorted and shocked face, staring at the little bald donkey who said that he would be struck by lightning and was really struck by lightning, and his heart was shocked and furious.

"You, you, are you a human or a ghost?!"

"People."

The big guy tilts his head, full of cuteness.

However, Zhan Xingyan at this time can't see where he is cute, a proper devil crow's mouth!

"So, you have to be obedient, be well-behaved, then, smile and show me."

Saying this, the little monk also cocked Erlang's legs, supported his chin with one hand, held a teacup with the other, blinked his big transparent blue eyes, looked at him seriously, and motioned him to laugh quickly.

I, I'm laughing at your mother's head, laughing!

Zhan Xingyan, who wanted to scold his mother more than laughing, was shaking with anger, but the curse that was about to be spit out uncontrollably was pulled into an upturned arc by him and laughed.

"Hmm, ugly, don't count, you have to laugh happily, like the heartfelt smile when you heard me agree to beat Zhan Qingming before."

！ Say your mother!

Can Lao Tzu's mood be compared to that time?!

(End of chapter)