"Huh, the host is big, you ignore me ( ́△')~"

The pig finally opened the balcony window and came in, but its host was big and it didn't bring any birds.

As soon as Shangguan Yan entered the bedroom, he saw a pig pounce on him and hugged his leg.

A pink pig, Shangguan Yan watched the pig's trotters rubbing on his trouser legs.

Shangguan said: "If you rub me, I'll stomp your hooves!" ”

System: "......"

Shangguan Yan didn't bother to pay attention to this pig, he simply opened his mobile phone to browse the campus network.

"Boom, the host is so cruel."

Shangguan Yan looked at the mobile phone page, and the treacherous look in his eyes became more and more intense.

The mobile page is a Q group, and they are all discussing Shangguanyan's affairs.

[Liu Xinyu: Hey, why hasn't Shangguan Yan come here after so long recently, I'm a little worried about him. 】

[Bai Yin: Xiaoyu, what do you care about him, what do you have to think about a coward? 】

[Wen Bai: Indeed, I also thought a little bit, you said that when that person returns to school, how will we fix him?] 】

[Zhang Mengyan: This ......]

……

Shangguan Yan looked at these news, the treacherous look in his eyes became thicker, and his red lips became more and more gorgeous: "Heh~"

The system next to him was shaken by Shangguan Yan's momentum: "......"

Why is this host's aura so dark......

Damn, I can't tie up the wrong person, right......

Shangguan Yan suddenly threw the phone on the bed, scaring the system.

"Stupid pig system?"

The system's eyelids jumped: "How does the host know that people are the system~"

Shangguan said: "You have a host, unless I am really stupid, how can I not guess?" ”

System: "Host big I suspect you're personally attacking people......"

Shangguan said: "Stupid pig." Changed the color of your body. ”

Even if it's powdered, it's a death Barbie fan......

Chills.

System: "Host, please call me the great Feifei, besides, how beautiful the pink and tender ones are, why change it~"

Shangguan Yan suddenly had a cold light in his hand, and that thing was very sharp.

"To change or not to change? Choose one of white and blue, of course, black is fine, as long as it's not a death Barbie fan, you can do whatever you want, even green. If you don't change the color, I'll go out and buy a few buckets of paint and pour it directly on you. "Or, just throw you into the paint.

Shangguan Yan licked his lips.

System: "Bang Bang

The pig on the ground covered his eyes with pig's trotters, which was unexpectedly a little stupid, but in Shangguan Yan's eyes, it was spicy eyes.

"What are you going to do but pretend to cry?"

The system immediately stood on the ground with two legs, and his pink belly was round.

"The host is big, I'm very useful, I can take you to the small world to play~" is actually a task.

"Oh?"

The corners of Shangguan Yan's eyes were slightly raised, looking evil and seductive.

"Tell me about it?"

The system is a little twisted: "This host has to experience it in person~"

Shangguan said: "Let's talk about it when I have time." When I go to the small world, will the time and space I am in flow? ”

System: "Yes, but you'll disappear from this world, and people will remember you when you come back from the small world." ”

"So, it means that when I go to the small world, everyone's memories of me will disappear?"

System: "Yes, the host is great. ”

Shangguan Yan looked at the hooves of a certain system and was very disgusted, and there was a lot of mud on it.

Therefore, Shangguan Yan was silent for a moment before dragging the meat on the neck of the system into the bathroom.

The system snorted a few times: "It's not the host, what do you want to do......"

Shangguan Yan closed the bathroom door: "Give you a bath." ”

System: "No, host, although I am an entity of the system, I am subconsciously afraid of water, ah......hhh

Shangguan Yan filled the bathtub with water, then measured the temperature with his other hand, and felt that it was just right, and then threw the system into the bathtub with a brush.

"Help, host, I'm out of breath."

The system struggles in the water.

Shangguan said: "This water has not reached your head." ”

System: "......"

Shangguan Yan brought the shower gel and went directly to a pile on the system.

He washed it gently.

The system Hei Lulu's round eyes looked at Shangguan Yan: It seems that his host is not very fierce......

No, Sao Nian, you'd be wrong to think so.

Later, when his host became more and more fond of abusing and bullying him, the system said that his host had refreshed his three views.