Volume 1 Ip Man Chapter 30: The Drunkard Wakes Up
"Come, pry the door open for us!" Li Tiezhu took a few steps back, waved to the clearing, and ordered.
Li Tieniu stood in the open space on the other side and looked at his appearance of giving orders, rolled his eyes, but said in his mouth: "Okay, big brother, pry it open immediately." ”
As he spoke, Li Tieniu stepped forward, raised his left hand, and a jade cup appeared in front of him, stabbing it at the door, making a crisp sound, the jade cup was split in half, but the door was intact.
Seeing this, Li Tieniu was not discouraged, raised his right hand, and a dry branch appeared in front of him, and he was about to poke at the door, but as soon as he was halfway through, he stopped his hand, lowered his head, and looked at the crack of the door with one eye, just in time to see a faint light shining through the crack in the door.
Li Tieniu's face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly lifted the dry branch and tried to insert it into the crack of the door with a sharper end.
But the crack in the door is too small, and even the sharp end of the dry branch is more than a circle larger, and it is impossible to pry into it.
Just as Li Tieniu was scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, and Li Tiezhu was impatient to urge, a very strange voice sounded, "Ding Dong, the infrared scanner has detected biological signs at the door, and the toilet spirit No. 1 system has started on its own." ”
The voice sounded very strangely, and it was cold and emotionless, like a cold killer whispering.
Li Tiezhu, who was standing outside the door, looked at each other, they could completely understand any word in the cold tone, but when these words were combined, they couldn't understand it at all.
Before the two of them could speak, another voice sounded, this time it was a gentle and gentle female voice, "Ding, Toilet Spirit No. 1 has been successfully activated, I am happy to serve you!" ”
As soon as this voice fell, the door that Li Tieniu couldn't pry open no matter how he pried it open, squeaked open, and what came into his eyes was a small room about one zhang long and half a zhang wide.
The two brothers thought that the person standing inside should be the little lady who was talking delicately just now, but when they looked up, they were completely gone, and there was no one in the empty room at all.
This strange situation made the two brothers' hairs stand on end, and Li Tieniu was even more frightened, his face was pale, his mouth opened wide, and he breathed hard.
Even Li Tiezhu, who was accustomed to slashing and slashing, couldn't help but break out in cold sweat on his forehead, his face was dumbfounded, and his breathing gradually became heavy.
Although he couldn't see the situation inside, the light coming from nowhere made him faintly see that there were no 'people' in this small room.
So, where did this voice come from? It's scary to think about!
"Welcome to Toilet No. 1, Toilet Spirit No. 1 will serve you wholeheartedly!" seemed to see that the two brothers were reluctant to come in, and the delicate little lady's voice just now came again, as if urging.
This voice was very abrupt, and in the silent night, it was more like the sound of life-seeking from the Nine Shadows Abyss.
Li Tieniu was already so frightened that his legs trembled, his face turned pale, and his eldest brother Li Tiezhu was no better.
The two of them trembled with fear, and were silent and did not dare to speak, thinking that they could confront this little lady who called herself 'Toilet Spirit No. 1' in the air, hoping that she would not hurt her brothers.
The strange atmosphere of silence became more and more condensed under this confrontation, and it also frightened the hearts of the two brothers more and more.
The feeling of waiting to die is always uncomfortable, and it is even more devastating when it is not up to you to choose how to die.
At this time, in the self-feeling of the two brothers, it is in this situation that they are going further and further.
"Ding Dong, the two people were detected in a state of immobility, the emergency plan was activated, and the drunkard woke up." Jiao Didi's voice was very gentle, and she said something that made the brothers inexplicable.
Drunkard wakes up? I know the word drunkard, but our brothers didn't drink! Our brothers didn't become drunkards! Li Tieniu's face was frightened and a little puzzled, this little lady is not afraid of a fool, right?
Before he could speak, Li Tieniu felt a strong wind behind him, and he jumped to the side keenly, just avoiding an object behind him.
He had good eyesight, and he could see very clearly, that is, a stone pillar sticking out of the wall, and some cloth was wrapped around the front end, as if he didn't want to hurt people.
Seeing this clearly, Li Tieniu's frightened heart eased a lot, at least looking at the other party's intentions, he didn't want to take the lives of their brothers.
With this conjecture, Li Tieniu wanted to open his mouth to inform his eldest brother and ask Li Tiezhu not to mess around, so as not to annoy the little lady inside.
But as soon as the words reached the throat, a sudden change occurred! Everything just now happened in the short time he jumped, and at this moment, his right foot had just hit the ground.
It didn't matter if he landed on the ground, he thought it would be the same as before, and with just a few clicks, he would be able to take off again.
But no, this time, his feet suddenly sank down, and when he looked down, the white tiles that should have been there were gone, replaced by a black hole.
The hole was not deep, just enough for Li Tieniu's feet to fall into.
Even a hole that suddenly appeared, it was still difficult for Li Tieniu, so he didn't panic, as soon as his left foot was forced, and as soon as his right foot was raised, he wanted to escape from this hole.
But before he could perform his work, the bricks around his right foot seemed to come to life, and the wriggling completely enveloped his right foot.
This frightened him, and he panicked and tried to pull out his right foot, but as soon as he exerted his strength, his left foot also sank in, and was squirming and wrapping by the 'live' bricks.
Well, this time it's completely in the hands of the enemy! The cold sweat on Li Tieniu's forehead seeped out densely, and his heart was terrified to the extreme, this kind of strange attack method was simply unheard of, unseen, who else in this world could prevent this kind of weird attack?
Turning his head to look in the direction of Li Tiezhu, sure enough, now he is shouting! His feet were also sunk into the ground, and most importantly, his old problems made him completely invisible in this late night environment, which made it even more frightening and devastating.
Alas!
Li Tieniu sighed, bowed his head in resignation, yes, if you want to kill or chop, listen to it!
【Drunkard Awakening Plan】
[Step 1: Limit your hands and feet, and bring them to the front]
Silent fluctuations flashed in the program of the toilet spirit No. 1 system, and then the bricks that restricted Li Tieniu's feet suddenly worked, and Li Tieniu, who was helpless and powerless, went straight to the No. 1 toilet.
Bang! With a crisp sound, Li Tieniu bent his legs under the huge force of inertia, and fell to his knees with a plop.
His face seemed to be designed in advance, and it was just in front of the toilet.
Li Tieniu looked at the stone basin that suddenly appeared in front of him, the color as white as snow was a little dazzling, and the cluster of small pools inside was even clearer and cleaner.
Well! Why do you look so comfortable! Thinking like this, Li Tieniu couldn't help but stretch his head forward again.
[Step 2: Wake up for the first time and wash your face with cold water]
With a soft sound, a splash shot out from the bottom of the small pool, hitting Li Tieniu's face, making him tremble.
It is late autumn now, or the late night of winter, and the water at this time is even more cold and biting.
The water splashed on his face, and Li Tieniu, who was restrained and not allowed to escape, coldly gasped and wailed in a low voice.
After being splashed for an unknown amount of time, Li Tieniu, who gradually felt that his whole face was frozen, finally felt that the splash seemed to stop.
After waiting for three seconds to make sure that there was no splash on his face, Li Tieniu couldn't help but open his eyes.
[Step 3: Determine whether you are awake or not, please answer the questions]
A light curtain suddenly appeared in front of Li Tieniu, making his eyes couldn't help but open wide, and what appeared in front of him was another strange phenomenon, what the hell is this place?
Li Tieniu swallowed his saliva, forced himself to calm down, and looked at the words on the light curtain, he could vaguely guess that he was now experiencing the biggest difficulty in his life.
【1+1=?】
The things displayed on the light curtain were very simple, but Li Tieniu was confused, what did it mean? What the hell is this?
Three sticks standing vertically and three sticks horizontally, plus a strange symbol, is that something for me to guess?
The inexplicable Li Tieniu didn't dare to say anything, frowning, scratching his ears and cheeks, except for the appearance of becoming more like a monkey, he didn't understand anything.
About ten seconds passed, and the light curtain in front of him dimmed, and Li Tieniu was crying and mourning, unable to hold on, and disappeared without saying a word.
Li Tieniu knew that he was finished! This little life is estimated to be explained here!
[Step 4: Determine that you are not awake and take compulsory sober measures]
In the program of the Toilet Spirit One system, the invisible flickering fluctuations seemed to become dangerous.
After the obscure program flickered, a large pendulum wrapped in a thick cotton cloth fell from the ceiling with a thud, hitting the back of Li Tieniu's head.
The pain of the blow was not much, and it was not even as good as one thousandth of what Li Tiezhu had attacked, but the huge strength was even better.
Driven by this inertial force, Li Tieniu's helpless head slammed into the toilet like a basketball in the middle of a blue frame.
At this time, the toilet was already filled with water at some point, and the sound of the pump seemed to have just stopped.
This time Li Tieniu was caught off guard, his whole head was buried in the toilet, and the cold water poured into his stomach at the same time, and choked him several times.
What's even more terrifying is that the toilet seat actually changed its shape, completely covering Li Tieniu's head, so that he couldn't raise his head.
Struggling, panicking, waving his hands and begging for mercy, Li Tieniu tried all his means to beg for mercy, and tried his best, but he was still ravaged for more than a minute before letting him go.
Li Tieniu, who was let go, only had the strength to pant heavily, he was so tired that he couldn't even open his eyelids, and his head was dizzy, obviously caused by lack of oxygen.
In fact, he is no different from falling into a coma now.
[Detected that the target is unconscious, the next target starts to execute the plan]
A fluctuation flashed, dazed and ignorant, and Li Tiezhu, who could only hear Li Tieniu's low wail, moved under his feet, came to the same position as Li Tieniu, and knelt down in front of the toilet in the same posture.
【Drunkard Awakening Plan 2】
[Step 1: Limit your hands and feet, and bring them to the front]
[Step 2; Sober up for the first time, wash your face with cold water]
[The third step, the target struggles strongly, and takes coercive measures]
This step is different from Li Tieniu's, because Li Tiezhu is too strong, so the toilet spirit No. 1 system also put several locks on Li Tiezhu's body.
I don't know how the blue light group designed this villa at that time, there was everything in a small toilet, it was a stone pillar, a stone hammer, and now even the stone shackles have come out.
[Step 4: Determine whether you are awake or not, please answer the questions]
[Lao Wang's family has three sheep, one sheep has four legs, may I ask, how many legs does Lao Wang's sheep have? 】
Eight seconds later, Li Tiezhu, who was counting his fingers, was overjoyed, and shouted in a tone that was no longer ruthless, but full of horror: "Twelve! Twelve! ”
As soon as his words fell, the time passed exactly ten seconds.
[Step 5: Determine that you are not awake and take compulsory sober measures]
The sound of the pump sounded slowly, and the water level in the toilet began to rise, Li Tiezhu, who had seen Li Tieniu's terrifying encounter once, couldn't help but rub his beard wildly, with a look of disbelief and lovelessness, "Why isn't it twelve?" ”
Before he could figure out the answer to the question, with a bang, the eldest brother Li Tiezhu also followed in the footsteps of his younger brother Tie Niu.
After Li Tiezhu was knocked out by the toilet spirit No. 1 system, Li Tieniu woke up slowly, and this scene was just detected by the toilet spirit No. 1.
And so, the next cycle begins!