Chapter 464: The Great Eunuch 7
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This little eunuch is too ignorant, this is not the first time she dislikes herself, she is the son of heaven, she is a little eunuch, why dare she dislike him.
"Little Peach, what kind of expression do you have, is it a reward for dissatisfaction?"
"The minions don't dare."
"But I don't think you're happy, huh?" Don't dare, don't dare, she still dare to put on a stinky face.
"Your Majesty, you're wrong." Yun Chu felt that he had done a loss-making business and couldn't be happy.
"Are you saying that my eyes are not good?" She dared to say that he was wrong, he was standing so close, how could he be wrong, she was obviously unhappy, and she didn't admit it, the fan he painted, others couldn't ask for it, she was good, and she was disgusted, who gave her the guts.
"The minions don't dare."
"What would you say besides saying that the minions don't dare?"
"That's too much for a slave to say." You can have a freestyle casually, but I'm afraid you won't dare to listen to it.
"Then tell me, why are you not happy that I gave you a fan just now?"
"The slave is not unhappy, but the things rewarded by the emperor are too elegant for the slave to appreciate." Give her something vulgar, she won't laugh at him for being cheesy.
"Hmph, uneducated dog minion, you still know that you are not elegant enough, it's time to study hard." After Xia Lixi said a meaningful word, she ended the topic.
Yun Chu heard him call himself a dog slave again, so he couldn't wait to really quarrel with him, he was a dog, and his whole family was a dog.
After accompanying Xia Lixi around the imperial garden for a while, the concubines who smelled the flesh and bones soon appeared.
As soon as they appeared, they began to stage all kinds of chance encounters, Xia Lixi seemed to be very familiar with their routines, so she chose to ignore them directly, and some of the concubines came over and only said hello, Xia Lixi let them retreat, making the concubines' carefully prepared chance encounters have no effect at all in the end.
Xia Lixi usually watches a lot of these things, and he has long lost his freshness, he, the emperor, is bored enough in a day, he just wants to find something interesting to do, and what he is most interested in at the moment is not those women, but the little eunuch next to him.
Yun Chu saw that Xia Lixi's attitude towards those concubines was so cold, and he thought to himself that it should be a personality, cold, but the people he met just now were all beautiful women, he was not moved at all, if Yun Chu was a man, she would have ...... a long time ago No, she's a man now, and she's a complete man.
Speaking of which, if she were a man, wouldn't she react to a woman.
Yun Chu's face turned green when he thought of this.
[Host, don't think about it, even if you are a man, you will not have that function. 】
The system suddenly jumped out and told Yun Chu this fact.
While Yun Chu breathed a sigh of relief, he also asked curiously, "Why?" Is it because the body I wore through was not normal in itself? ”
[That's not it, it's just that I'm afraid that the host will mess with you, so I confiscated your function.] 】
Yun Chu's face darkened instantly: "Hold the grass, what do you mean, will I still plot against women?" What do you think, Lao Tzu himself is a woman, if I really want to touch it, I won't touch myself, you are neurotic, you actually have this kind of thought. ”
[Don't be afraid of 10,000, just in case. After all, there's something wrong with the host, and who knows what she's going on in her head for a day.
"Fuck you." Yun Chu scolded.
The system knew that Yun Chu was going crazy, so he went offline decisively.
I really don't know what data that sassy man has written into this system, how can he have such a strange idea, what is afraid of her messing around, is she the kind of person who will mess around?
Even if she messes around, it will only be to her man, she is not so mad that she wants to attack a woman, she is not at all curious about what it feels like for a man to be on it.
But if Murong Ye is a woman, she can give it a try.
After Yun Chu came up with this idea, he was taken aback by his own brain hole, and suddenly realized that it seemed that the system's worry was also a little reasonable.
Yun Chu accompanied Xia Lixi, met by chance all the way, and did not return to his dormitory until the evening.
The emperor has to flop cards every night, and this flop card has to go through Yun Chu's hand.
Xia Lixi didn't say that he wouldn't flop tonight, so Yun Chu still wanted to send the brand over as usual.
Just when Yun Chu went to prepare the brand, a concubine suddenly came to her and gave her a mutton fat jade bracelet.
Yun Chu immediately understood what she was going to do, and said tacitly: "What's your name?" ”
"Qi Wan'er." Qi Wan'er saw Yun Chu like this, and she didn't wait for her to open her mouth to understand, and the smile on her face became even brighter.
"Got it, go back and get ready." Yun Chu said calmly.
As soon as Qi Wan'er left, Yun Chu took the bracelet in his hand and looked at it, but it was a high-grade mutton fat white jade, and he was quite generous.
Today, I accompanied Xia Lixi to the imperial garden for an afternoon, and I only rewarded her with a broken fan, and now just by putting up a card, you can get a mutton fat jade bracelet, which is a good business.
The original owner was originally a greedy person, although Yun Chu was not greedy, but she also loved money, someone sent money for nothing, she had no reason not to accept it, so she had to consolidate the person who was greedy for money.
Yun Chu, as a very honest little eunuch, didn't say a word, and immediately put Qi Wan'er's brand on the table.
But when she brought the sign over, Xia Lixi said that she didn't want to smoke it, but just wanted to read a book in the study.
He just looked at the book, but if he didn't pull Yun Chu to read it together, Yun Chu would not be happy.
"Your Majesty, it's not too early this day, the emperor should rest early." You don't rest, Lao Tzu still has to rest, neurotic, reading at night, don't you have a lot of fun shopping in the imperial garden in the afternoon, what kind of work do you pretend to be at night, who is it for?
"Little Peach, are you tired?" Xia Lixi's gaze moved from the book to Yun Chu's face.
"The emperor is not tired, how dare the slaves be tired." Yun Chu said against his will, but his eyes were about to burst into flames.
"Since you're not tired, let's read it with me for a while, this book is good, you can take it and read it." Xia Lixi casually took a book and threw it to Yun Chu.
Yun Chu took the book, didn't even read the words on the book, and said with disgust: "Your Majesty, the slave is illiterate." ”
Who wants to read with him at night, you are a person who is insane, don't treat the whole world as a neurosis.
Xia Lixi looked at Yun Chu's eyes, a little contemptuous, and said, "As my personal father-in-law, you can't even read words, which makes me how to take out to meet people." ”
Yun Chu: "......" Lao Tzu eats with his face, why should he rely on his talent.