Chapter 16: The protagonist of the ugly play

This is a new river, and this one is very strange.

What's strange?

Mud Xiang went back in time due to magic and came to the most important person in this life.

This person is none other than this Mo Yunbai.

She thought to herself: she also had more rights to know everything about Mo Yunbai's past.

This kind of magic is very strange, in the dream, she seems to live in reality, she can sleep, eat, and even, talk to others.

It's just that what's even more incredible is that she can still live and die with the person she loves the most.

However, she knows all the time that she is not here to die in her dreams, she is here to save people.

In order to save Mo Yunbai, she was very helpless at this time in her dream.

Because in the face of all Hua Yaqiu's requests, she had to nod and agree, even if the request was excessive, she had to accept.

Also, as long as it is not a condition related to Mo Yunbai's life, she should nod, because in her eyes, Mo Yunbai's life is much more important than anything in this world.

Hua Jaqiu asked Mo Yunbai to go to the big vegetable market in Bizhou City to undress, which did not threaten Mo Yunbai's life, so she agreed to Hua Jaqiu's request.

Hanami nodded when she saw Nixiang, and of course she wouldn't say anything more.

Because this condition can make Mo Yunbai safe and sound, it is naturally the best condition.

The night is silent and fast.

Time flew by, and in the blink of an eye, the next morning arrived.

This weather is the same as the mood of the flowers, it can't be more beautiful than beautiful.

Hua Jaqiu took the female disciple who belonged to the West Garden, and strode out from the gate of the Wuhua Gate.

And even more striking was a man walking in the middle of them.

The man tilted his head and walked dejectedly.

Yes, at the fork in the vegetable market in Pizhou City, those who are selling are shouting with great vigour.

Look at the old lady who sells cabbage next to her, she seems to want to sell the two big boxes of cabbage in front of her in an instant, and she shouts vigorously.

"Sell cabbage, sell cabbage!"

She held her fat belly and shouted loudly with her full voice: "Sell cabbage, sell cabbage, cheap and delicious cabbage, sell it cheaply, small households cook cabbage soup, big families stir-fry shredded pork, delicious and delicious." ”

While shouting, it didn't count, but while shouting, he also scooped up the cabbage in the box and ate it one bite at a time.

"Come on, come on, it's delicious!"

In this world, the cabbage sellers are poor, but this person does not seem to be poor at all.

He has fat cheeks and a wide face, white skin, and gorgeous clothes.

She is the female overlord of the big vegetable market in this Bizhou City, named Cai Fei Niang.

But those who are familiar with her know that her name is Cai Niang.

Because she is extremely fat, more people also call her a fat girl, and in the future, since she served as the chief scoop of the vegetable market, some people will call her a vegetable fat girl.

As soon as the vegetable fat lady saw Hua Jaqiu and others passing by, she came to the middle of the road like a mill, touched her mouth with a big lipstick, and said: "Oh, Sister Hua, everything you told me to do has been done, those are some excellent and trained dogs, the owner asked them to bite the radish, they will never bite the cabbage, they are very clever!" ”

When Hua Yanqiu heard this, he smiled with great interest: "Very good, I just want such a dog, I hope you don't disappoint me." ”

Cai Feiniang's smile was thick again, and she said, "I won't let you down, my senior sister Hua." ”

Hearing this, Hua Yanqiu said: "What about the dog?" ”

Cai Fei Niang said: "According to your orders, they are all locked at the door of the vegetable field." ”

When Hua Yaqiu heard this, he was happy: "Very good, go to Wuhuamen to find me to get the silver afterwards." ”

Cai Fei Niang looked like she had made a windfall, laughed, hurriedly made a move, and said, "Okay, thank you Senior Sister Hua, don't forget to look for me if there is such a thing in the future." ”

Of course, Hua Jaqiu understood, and ignored her anymore, and left without saying a word.

Then, the crowd walked towards the crossroads of the vegetable market.

The wet market is a lively place, and no one can deny it.

Now the people who should come to Wuhuamon have come, so the mud incense has also come, only the flowers are ashamed and have not arrived.

Good sisters should be inseparable, but at this moment, there is no flower shame in the vegetable market, and Hua Yaqiu is really angry: "This flower is too ashamed to take me seriously!" ”

This open-air vegetable market is the largest vegetable trading place in the city, there are butchers and traders, and there are also housewives, so if you set up a stage here, then this performer should attract a lot of attention, I dare not say that I want to be famous all over the world, but it is not difficult to become famous in this city in one day.

Stage?

There are not only comedies on the stage, but of course there are also ugly dramas, but in history, all the comedies that can be performed in this place are comedies, but the ugly dramas have never been performed at all.

That's right, early in the morning, there is a blood-red banner fluttering at the door of the vegetable market, all of which are without exception, all written that at sunrise today, there is going to be a scandalous drama, and when the aunt and aunt who buy vegetables, the girl and the young woman see it, they are curious, and they are thinking in their hearts, what is a ugly drama, so curious, they are all in groups of three or five, and several groups are waiting here early, wanting to witness what is a ugly drama?

In the past, comedies had protagonists, so of course ugly dramas also had protagonists.

So who is the main character?

For this, these people are all talking about it.

In this land of Xishu, whoever doesn't know Wuhuamen, who is a fool, although the mountains and rivers here are evil, but in recent years, there have been many martial arts masters, so in general, it is also a good place for outstanding individuals.

There must not be many fools in the place where people are outstanding, so whether they are vegetable sellers or servants who buy vegetables, they are all around the stage that has been set up for a long time, and they are sincerely waiting for the protagonist to appear.

Where is the main character?

This is the only question that the visitors here are curious about.

It wasn't until Hua Jaqiu, Ni Xiang and other Wuhua Sect disciples came that they became full of people again.

The rules of the Wuhua Sect are strict, and there are generally no important things, so it has always been a simple place, and all disciples are like this.

Now that so many disciples of Wuhua Sect have come, they can't help but have questions about this, wondering if this repertoire is arranged by Wuhua Sect?

Wuhuamon is a wonderful place, and it is also the only place in the land of Nishikawa where flowers bloom beautifully.

It not only exudes elegance and fragrance, but also flows with vigorous vitality to nourish this Liuhe Mountain.

This Liuhe Mountain should also be like a graceful and beautiful woman, beautiful and incomprehensible.

"These are all disciples of Wuhuamun, could it be that this ugly drama was choreographed by Wuhuamun?"

"What is a scandalous drama, is this a new variety that has become popular in the Jiangnan region in recent years? I didn't expect to see such a repertoire in this Liuhe land, which is really a rare thing. ”

When everyone in the audience was discussing, the disciples of the Wuhua Sect all stepped onto the stage, and they were all the apprentices of Hua Jaqiu.

Of these apprentices, eight out of ten were born as water pirates.

Although this is the case, at this moment, they are the disciples of the Wuhua Sect, which is undoubtedly a thing.

Perhaps, even Wanhuazi can't deny this fact at this moment.

The Wuhua Sect disciples on the stage are all dignified and generous, and no one will believe that these people are water thieves.

Their style is so good, so the call from the audience is almost like thunder, especially those butcher dealers, they look a little crazy when they see such beautiful women.

The uproar of the crowd had already alarmed an iron cage next to the stage.

There was the sound of dogs roaring in the iron cage, and if it weren't for the red cloth, the dogs would have been surprised and angry, and they would have been extremely hateful compared to the big tigers in the mountains and forests.

"Wow!"

The sound of the dog barking was one after the other.

Just as the dog barked, the noise in the audience suddenly stopped.

"Could it be that the protagonist of this ugly drama is a dog? But how can a dog act? ”

All suspicions are just suspicions, and they cannot be taken seriously at all.

There was a very fat woman who was flying onto the stage like a crush from the stage, her heavy body was already like a hammer smashed into the center of the stage, and the stage seemed to be shaken by her.

This person is someone they all know, and she is the vegetable fat girl.

Cai Fei Niang is a rich and noble woman, and she is very famous in this city and county.

Because there are a lot of money banks under her name, which are all to undertake the finances of various sects in the rivers and lakes, and its strength should be dominant, but this is only one of them; The second is that she is the chief scoop of the vegetable farm, and the items and vegetable men in the vegetable farm are her personal property. She has a big characteristic, that is, she is fat, and she is tall, and she likes to dress up, especially her plump lips are painted with red lipstick all year round, and she is still very sexy at first glance.

Cai Fei Niang shouted loudly: "In the past, the repertoire performed here was Kunqu Opera, Huangmei Opera, Qin Dialect and the like, but today, my Cai Fei Niang was entrusted by the sisters of Wuhua Gate, to stage a scandalous drama for everyone, I hope everyone will watch it carefully, and there is that this time to watch the ugly drama does not need to charge money, not only do not charge money, and my vegetable Fei Niang hereby promises that anyone who has watched this ugly drama will be rewarded with two crabs, a two-catty fat shrimp, in addition, there are five fresh cabbage just pulled from the field. ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was like boiling water in a hot pot, boiling and about to fly to the sky, and the people in the audience, they were jumping in place one by one, shouting loudly: "Cai Fei Niang, my mother, is heaven." ”

Seeing such a scene, even the Wuhua Sect disciples on the stage also smiled happily.

Everyone praised her, and Cai Feiniang seemed to have heard a lot, so she was not proud at the moment, but swallowed: "Okay, the ugly drama has begun, and we invite our protagonist Mo Yunbai Mo Gongzi to appear on the stage." ”