Chapter 34: Noon (9)

It is really troublesome to change into the clothes of the maid, not only to pay attention to the width of the neckline and the length of the cuffs, but also to pay attention to what patterns are embroidered on the clothes.

Tang law stipulates that the maids of the official eunuchs are only allowed to embroider flowers, not others, and once they find that embroidering others is a big crime of cutting off their heads.

When Xiao Jinniang put on the maid's clothes and looked at the unknown flowers on her chest, she thought that the Li Ning brand, which was too vulgar, to come out with some new clothes.

Xiao Jinniang's clothes are enough for a hundred people to laugh all morning, but Yeluping's clothes make him very uncomfortable, and he even feels awkward when his hair is tied up.

Because Yeluping is a Khitan, as long as his hair is combed naturally, but now he has to tie it with a hairpin, and the ceremonial actions cannot make people see that he is not from Chang'an.

This is really difficult for Ye Luping, but Xiao Jinniang, who still has a two-knife by his side, can be regarded as a good eye after teaching him a little bit.

But he was always mercilessly ridiculed by Ji Muyang beside him.

"Look at the two of you, how can the woman look like a county lord, and the man doesn't look like anyone's servant, but like a person urging the money, I can see it, and the more than 100 pairs of eyes of the Prime Minister's Mansion can't see it? I can say it in advance, if people can see it, I'm not responsible for helping you with sloppiness! ”

Xiao Jinniang glanced at Ji Muyang and ignored him.

A group of three people walked through three streets and alleys to Tian Xiangfu, Tian Xiangfu's door was like a city, bustling and lively.

"This meeting has caught up with our CCTV, so many people"

Ye Luping looked at Xiao Jinniang suspiciously.

"What V are you talking about? What is it for? There are a lot of people in the Arita Prime Minister's Mansion? ”

Xiao Jinniang said confidently: "That's not it, from one to thirty nights, all kinds of big names in the entertainment industry come to CCTV to video, in the past, one person grew up with eight songs, and now eight people sing one song, and some people have no words."

"Really?" Yeluping was skeptical: "In that case, why do people who don't go home for the New Year to grab their heads and go to that V?" ”

Xiao Jinniang replied: "In order to be familiar!" The audience knows you, and the owner knows you, looking for you to film, endorse, and the money is rolling in, just like the Prime Minister's house, whoever brings more gifts, and the gifts are thick, they will meet first, and if they meet and say something good, they may be promoted soon."

Ye Luping on the side had never seen such a formation, so naturally he would believe whatever Xiao Jinniang said, but Ji Muyang on the side had lived in officialdom for a long time and knew how to do it.

"Miss Xiao, you are wrong, Tian Xiang is not such a vulgar person as you think, and it is not who brings more gifts, and who will see whoever is good will be skilled here"

Xiao Jinniang watched more TV series than Ji Muyang, and she acted like this on TV, and when he said this today, Xiao Jinniang was a little suspicious that she had watched fake TV series over the years.

"Bragging" Xiao Jinniang whispered out three words.

Ji Muyang said confidently: "If you don't believe us, let's make a bet and see who wins."

"What are we betting on?" Xiao Jinniang asked suspiciously.

"Just bet on whether this gift-giver will be kicked out by Tian Xiang," Ji Muyang replied confidently.

As he was talking, there were four fat men in front of him, and the two fat men each carried a box, and Chang Taishi took the greeting post and handed it to the housekeeper in front of Tian Xiangfu.

The housekeeper looked at the prayer post and shouted towards the Tian Xiangfu.

"Taishi Lingchang Taishi pays homage to Tian Xiang"

After speaking, the four fat men carrying the box were brought into the Tian Xiang Mansion by Lord Chang.

"They all went in, it seems that the east and west fields are very satisfied, you lose, Ji Shuai"

Xiao Jinniang looked at Ji Muyang proudly, but Ji Muyang didn't think so: "Miss Xiao, you don't have to be complacent too early, let's go and see."

Almost half a stick of incense, Taishi and the four fat men were driven out by the family of Tian Xiangfu, and scolded while rushing.

"What kind of courage are you, you openly accepted bribes at the birthday banquet of the prime minister, my family is selfless and selfless, with clean sleeves, how can you buy these two pieces of gold and silver? Hurry up and go back and wash your neck, another day, the prime minister will visit you in front of the saint, and the saint will kill you in a fit of rage, don't panic"

Chang Taishi didn't have time to explain, and ran out of Tian Xiang's Mansion with four fat men carrying boxes.

"Oh my God, two chests of gold and silver!" Xiao Jinniang said in surprise: "Tian Xiang has a lot of sleeves and a clean breeze, and he is selfless with an iron face, he doesn't want such a valuable thing?" ”

Looking at Xiao Jinniang's stunned face, Ji Muyang said proudly: "I just said, not necessarily who brings more gifts, who will see them first if the gifts are thick, and if you say something good when you meet, you may be promoted soon, there is a very complicated relationship here."

This Taishi Ling Chang Lord, because he is in charge of astronomy, often pretends to be a ghost in front of the saint, one will say that the purple micro star is dim, and the other will say that Wenqu Star has overwhelmed the Seven Killing Stars, the purpose is to make the saint consider letting King Shou assist the saint, so as to set up the saint, and invisibly offend the interests of Tian Xiang, because Tian Xiang is a princeling, after hearing about it, Chang Daren hurriedly took advantage of Tian Xiang's birthday to give gifts, but he didn't expect to eat a closed door, it was really to blame"

"This Chang is really miserable! (Khitan)" Yeluping said.

"You can't say that, we have a saying that poor people must have pity, and you can't just look at things on the surface (Khitan)" Xiao Jinniang looked at Yeluping and comforted.

Ji Muyang naturally didn't understand the Khitan dialect and looked at the two of them muttering, he said seriously: "Don't think I can't understand what you say, your expression betrays you, are you fighting for Lord Chang?" Then you would be wrong, if it weren't for Master Chang pretending to be a ghost, my sister Concubine Xi would not have died at a young age, and I haven't asked him to settle this account yet! ”

Ji Muyang's eyes were like knives staring at Chang Taishi's back, as if he was going to kill them at any time

While he was pondering, four more thin men came, and they came to the butler with two light-looking boxes and handed them a prayer note.

The housekeeper shouted: "The prince washes the horse, the palace is in the palace, the Shangfu is the commander of the palace, and the captain of Liu is here."

Liu Duwei took the four thin men into the Tian Xiang Mansion, took a stick of incense in the house for a long time, and finally happily went out to the courtyard

Xiao Jinniang asked suspiciously: "That box is so light, it is definitely not gold and silver treasures, and it is definitely not a valuable thing, why is Liu Duwei so photographed by Tianzhi?" ”

Ji Muyang explained: "It may be some celebrity calligraphy and painting, Tian Xiang loves vassal elegance in his life, loves celebrity calligraphy and painting, if he has the heart to sell this batch of celebrity calligraphy and painting, then the painting grabber will naturally squeeze his head and wait to buy the painting with money, after all, this thing is from Tian Xiang's mansion, and those who say that the price is high can still tie up Tian Xiang."

Moreover, Liu Duwei's official position is that the prince is the person who assists the prince and teaches the prince political affairs, as I said just now, Tian Xiang is a princeling, and he naturally likes to be close to the people around the prince, so Liu Duwei has been loved by others who can't have."

Listening to Ji Muyang's explanation, Xiao Jinniang let out a long sigh: "The rules of this officialdom are really deep!" Just like our unit, if you are not careful, you will get into a monstrous disaster."

Not far away, the housekeeper of his Tian Xiangfu watched Xiao Jinniang and the three of them stand in the Xiangfu for a long time and did not go in, and asked.

"Are you here to pay a birthday greeting to the prime minister or to see the excitement, I've been listening to you chattering for a long time, if you want to see the excitement, get out, if you worship the birthday, bring the worship post!"

The butler's face was raised to the sky, although he didn't look at the three of them when he spoke, but the three of them had already felt the arrogance exuded from him, after all, the former seven-rank official of the Prime Minister's Mansion, no one dared to mess with a housekeeper of this status.

Ji Muyang obediently handed over the post, and apologized again and again, even so, the housekeeper didn't look at him squarely.

"Youzhou Lulong Festival envoy, Youzhou Metropolitan Governor, Observation and Disposal Envoy in the Guan, Envoy to the Military of Jieshan South Road, Hussar General, Shouwang Li Ye sent his family to arrive!"

The housekeeper didn't have any expression on his face when he read the large list of official positions above, as if he was reading something that had nothing to do with him, in Xiao Jinniang's words, it was the housekeeper of Tian Xiangfu, it was really crazy.