She looked around the entire children's play area, and finally chose a project that didn't look so intellectual, and poked Ji Shao: "Son, can Dad take you to shoot?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" Get out of your mother's son.

He looked in the direction of Lang Qiao's finger and saw a stall where he shot to win gifts, with all kinds of dolls hanging on it.

The largest bear doll is taller than Langcho.

So he patted Lang Qiao's head, hooked the corners of his lips, and took advantage of it again without hesitation: "Qiaoqiao, uncle wins a bear and comes back to you as a sister, okay?" ”

Lang Qiao: "...... fuck you as a sister, who is not a human being when you scold?"

She rolled her eyes, and just as she wanted to take back his right to play the game, Ji Shaoyi had already pressed her shoulder and pushed her to stride towards the stall of the shooting game.

After paying, he pulled the bolt of the gun and waved his hand confidently: "Which one do you want?" Tell my husband. ”

I don't know, I think he can hit every shot.

Before Lang Qiao could speak, the stall owner had already suggested with a smile on his face: "If it's the first time to play, it is recommended to start with a simple game." ”

As he spoke, he also figured out a keychain-sized doll, "Like this, you can get it by popping a balloon." ”

Ji Shao glanced at the ugly keychain that cost less than a dollar, and thought to himself, who is this looking down on?

He smacked his lips in disgust and said, "How many balloons does your biggest doll have to break?" ”

"2, 20 bars......" The stall owner seems to have never seen such a crazy owner for so many years, so that he is a little stuck in his speech.

Then he saw that the young man in front of him sneered, and said, "It's only 20?" ”

As he spoke, he raised his gun and said while aiming: "It is recommended to change it to 200 next time, otherwise it will be a loss." ”

Stallholder: "??? "Not? What do you mean by only 20?

Who the are you?

Do you know how hard this thing is?

Do you know how much the fuck there are that many of the same boys who pretend to be like you end up empty-handed?

After silently dissing his pretending behavior in his heart, the stall owner sat down on the pony in all directions, looking like 'I'll just wait' to see you slap your face.

With a 'bang', Ji Shaoyi released the first shot, and the plastic bullet didn't even touch the edge of the balloon.

The stall owner suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and said with some schadenfreude: "Look, it's hard to tell you." ”

Ji Shaoyi chuckled and said indifferently: "First, test the crosshair first." ”

Stallholder: "......" technique is not good, and the wording is quite professional.

As soon as the idea came out, he heard another 'thud' and another bullet fired.

In the next second, a balloon hanging not far away and fluttering in the wind blew up with a 'pop' and exploded.

Frightened the stall owner, he subconsciously sat up straight, thinking that it wouldn't be? It should be a coincidence......

He's swaggering around here...... Ah no, after so many years of hard work and riches, he has never met anyone who can win his stall bear away.

This man must have just been lucky!

He was paralyzing himself when he heard another 'pop' and another balloon exploded...... 000 Literature

After trying twice, Ji Shaoyi became more and more proficient, and his speed became faster and faster, and every time he shot a bullet, he would blow up a balloon.

Suddenly, the sound of 'popping' on the stalls continued, and it was so lively that it was like setting off firecrackers, attracting passers-by who couldn't help but stop and watch.

After a while, there were many people gathered at the stall.

After the twenty balloons were shot, Ji Shao carried a gun to his shoulder, raised his eyebrows at the stall owner and said, "How is it?" Do you think my suggestion to change to 200 is not bad? ”

The stall owner's face turned green, and he thought to himself, let alone change it to 200, with your 100-shot technique, even if it is changed to 2000, it won't be enough for you......

You're the one hired by the stall owner to smash the scene, right?

He smiled bitterly and nodded without hesitation: "I think your suggestion is very good, so let's start implementing it now." ”

Saying that, he rubbed his hands awkwardly, and said with an apologetic face: "Because I didn't prepare enough today, and the balloons on the entire stall don't add up to 2,000, so ......"

Before he finished saying that he wanted to repay the debt, he saw Ji Shaoyi and smiled: "It's okay, I can come back tomorrow." ”

Stallholder: "...... me......

Why don't he pack up and leave overnight?

He has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for so many years, and he finally met an opponent......

What's even more excessive is that this person reached out and took out a hundred-yuan bill from his wallet, slapped it in front of him with great momentum and said: "Why don't I fill up as a member, anyway, my home is not far from here, and I can come here to play every day." ”

Stallholder: "......, do you listen?" Is this human talk?

It's not enough that this person has won his town stall bear, but he still wants to bankrupt him?

He took a deep breath, resisted the urge to scold his mother, and returned Ji Shaoyi's hundred yuan, and even looked for fifty words: "Otherwise, this fifty is considered to be yours, you can go and play on the other side." ”

Spending fifty dollars can not only save yourself from disaster, but also bankrupt your competitors, which is also worth the money.

In this way, Ji Shaoyi not only didn't spend a penny playing games, but also earned fifty.

He took the fifty yuan given by the stall owner and glanced at the stall opposite, and found that there was an oversized rabbit doll hanging on the opposite stall, which was even cuter than the bear doll in this house!

The young man's heart was hit, and he rubbed Lang Qiao's head on the spot, "Qiaoqiao, watch Uncle win the cute rabbit opposite!" ”

Lang Qiao: "...... Tutu, your mother, Tutu, can you talk well?"

She rolled her eyes silently, and watched her stupid son go to the opposite side of Ho Ho like a husky who had only taken off the reins.

It's a pity that as soon as he was halfway there, he saw the stall owner opposite as if he was hiding from the plague, and began to pack up his things on the spot.

While cleaning up, he said: "Closed the stall, closed the stall." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" isn't it, isn't it?

Is Lao Tzu that scary?

Turned away by the stall owner opposite, he took the fifty dollars and came back in disgrace.

even slapped the money arrogantly in front of the stall owner: "Boss, another fifty yuan bullet." ”

Stallholder: "......" a hammer, this is my money!

He silently took back the fifty yuan, and said with an embarrassed face: "Otherwise, you can play ten more, and I can give you a super prize, the kind that is rarer than the bear doll, the kind that all the children are moved to cry after receiving it!" ”