This trick didn't work, it was almost lunchtime, but there was nothing in the money bag, and the boss of the cloth village was bold, and he didn't take anything away except the money, but ...... Doesn't the former shopkeeper have to cook on weekdays? Not to mention the dishes in the kitchen, the rice bowls are empty.

Dan Fu and Shen Wu stood behind the counter, the two of them lay on the table, their stomachs began to "sing" one after another, sometimes duet, sometimes chorus, how can they quickly attract people to buy cloth?

"Leave it today! Let's pay for the meal first! Dan Fu rushed to the outside of the store and shouted: "Benbuzhuang is selling at a loss!" Buy 1 ft get 1 ft free! The more you buy, the more you get! ”

As soon as the words fell, a woman holding a child stopped, the child looked like she was two or three years old, snuggled in the woman's arms, and looked very well-behaved.

"You buy a foot of cloth and get a foot free?" The woman asked.

Dan Fu replied excitedly: "Yes, yes, all the cloth in the store will be given away if you buy a foot, come on, look inside!" ”

The woman followed Dan Fu Xing into the cloth village, and Shen Wu came out to greet him, "Buy cloth?" "He spoke with a lot of energy.

The child looked at Shen Wu, tall and strong, with a tense face, and his voice was still loud, "wow" and cried, the cry was particularly miserable, the woman saw it, the child was scared and cried, and immediately hugged the child and turned away.

"Who are you scaring about?" Dan Fu walked over and slapped Shen Wu on the back of the head, "I finally pulled in a guest, and I was scared away by you!" Shen Wu was slapped on the back of the head, "Do you still want to eat meat?" ”

Shen Wu has never done business, and he just came out to say hello, he didn't want to be scared, "Adult, the villain didn't scare her." ”

"Still quibbling!" Dan Fu glanced at Shen Wu and asked meaningfully, "Shen Wu, have you ever seen a dancing girl dance?" ”

Shen Wu's face was slightly red, and he nodded, "Villain, villain has seen it once......"

"Do you remember the graceful dancing of that dancing girl?"

Shen Wu's face was flushed, and he was embarrassed to speak.

"Come, Shenwu, come quickly!" Dan Fu picked out the most fancy fabric in the store, beckoned to Shen Wu, and led him into the bedroom.

"It's not good for adults to do this......"

"It's okay......"

"An adult is so shy of a villain......"

"Relax ......"

After some tossing, the door of the bedroom opened, and Dan Fu walked out of it with his head held high, shouting at Shen Wu: "Come, come out......"

"My lord, this ......"

"Come out quickly!" Dan Fu shouted the order, and Shen Wu hurriedly walked out, only to see that he was not wearing his own clothes, but was wrapped in a Persian girl-style skirt for him by Dan Fu with cloth.

Merely...... Shen Wu's bearded, five big and three thick foot-picking men really don't match this bewitching and charming skirt, especially the hair on that leg.

He squirmed into the courtyard, and Dan Fu looked at him, "Come, put on a pose that you think is the most attractive!" The kind of ...... that wants to be appealing"

Shen Wu: "Ha! With a sound, his fist was tightened at his waist, and a horse step was tied in front of Dan Fu, the muscles of his whole body were tense, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he glared angrily ahead.

Dan Fu was stunned by his "ha", and asked with half-drooping eyes: "This is your most attractive posture?" ”

"Hmmm! What do adults think? ”

Dan Fu looked at Shen Wu, his expression was indescribable, looking at his confident appearance, he couldn't bear to hit him, for fear of hurting Shen Wu's self-esteem, he could only smile awkwardly and said, "Why don't you try another one?" ”

Shen Wu immediately "Huo Ho Ha Hey" a beautiful combination of punches, rough, bold, and powerful...... After reading it, Dan Fu said calmly: "Forget it, let's do what I say." ”

Dan Fu took Shen Wu outside the store, made him raise his head, hold his chest up, pouted his buttocks, taught him a very bewitching posture, and then ordered him to stand at the door and not move.

Passers-by soon attracted the attention of this "charming" rough man, and began to be pointed, and slowly more and more onlookers watched.

"Come on, come on, today's store celebrates, all the fabrics in the cloth village, buy a foot and get a foot free! Buy more, give more, only today, no time to go! After Dan Fu finished speaking, he didn't forget to knock the gong a few times.

Some people heard that they bought a foot and gave a foot, and they didn't know whether it was true or not, so they only dared to look outside the palace, and a few people had the mentality of trying it out, and entered the cloth village, and after a while, they walked out happily with the cloth, "It's true, buy a foot and get a foot free!" What a bargain! ”

Someone took the lead in running into the store, and the crowd swarmed in, pouring into the cloth village like a tide, you pushed me, rubbed shoulders one after another, and those fabrics instantly turned into incomparably precious things, and each snatched his head.

Dan Fu stood behind the counter, collecting money and receiving hand cramps, he was really too busy, and yelled: "Shen Wu! Stop posing, come in and collect the money! ”

The crowd swarmed, and after buying the fabric, it gradually dispersed, and in a blink of an eye, the cloth village was "looted", and the box containing money was full, Danfu hugged the box, turned to Shen Wu and said: "Close, let's go eat meat!" ”

It's different to have money on your body, you feel very confident when you walk, your waist is bulging, your waist is hard, and the so-called: the money box is in your hand, and I have it in the world.

The master and servant walked one after the other, striding towards the restaurant in a dashing manner, the tiger and the tiger were very tired, obviously very tired after selling the cloth, but when I thought that I would be able to eat meat immediately, my spirit was lifted up.

The two entered the restaurant and ordered a table of dishes, none of which were vegetarian, sauce elbows, Dongpo meat, called flower chicken, sweet and sour pork ribs, steamed chicken...... Paired with two jars of good wine, if you can only describe it in two words, it is "Bashi"! Immortals are nothing more than that.

After a gust of wind, the plates on the table had been eaten cleanly, Shen Wu picked up the soup of the sauce elbow and drank it all, Dan Fu was not good, there was still a piece of chicken in the bowl, but his stomach could not be stuffed.

The shopkeeper was dumbfounded, looking at these two people as if they hadn't eaten enough for three days and three nights, from the time the wine and food were ready to be served, these two people didn't say a word of nonsense, and they ate very attentively.

Dan Fu was chewing slowly at first, but when he saw Shen Wu's gobbling posture, he was afraid that the meat would be eaten by him alone, so he rolled up his sleeves and ate meat and drank wine regardless of it.

As the old saying goes, full of wine and food, depression can't be done, it seems to be really like that, eating a full stomach can really make people feel happy.

Therefore, when you are in a bad mood, you must have a good meal, your stomach will be satisfied, your body will become warm, and your mood will naturally not be bad, so there will be no hurdles that you can't get over.

People take food as the sky, well, eat, the biggest!