Chapter 249: The Old Lady Gnaws on Chicken Feet

"Why?"

"Aren't our brothers standing tall enough?"

The two teammates were disappointed.

And Gu Congxin didn't know if he was being teased stupidly or what, so he opened his mouth and said: "It's enough for me to have him." ”

Teammates: "......" Thank you, you have been shown.

……

For the next period of time, Gu Congxin seemed to be enchanted, soaking in the game every day, and began to giggle at every turn.

When he giggles to a certain extent, he will suddenly throw himself on the bed and roll around happily.

In Lang Qiao's eyes, he only felt that she seemed to be evil.

Fortunately, she was harassed by the abrasive little goblin Captain Ji, so she didn't feel that she was left out.

Ji Goblin Shaoyi is not only coquettish and cute, but even the way of harassing people is very similar to an old sow wearing a bra, one by one.

It's a pity that a mountain is higher than a mountain, and while his sultry technology is progressing, Lang Qiao's straight level is also improving.

For example-

[Lack of heart: The stars are my lights, the moon is my bed, and you-]

The moment he saw this news, Lang Qiao smiled evilly, thinking that I would ask this question.

So she replied with a backhand.

Steel Coagulation: It's your father. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "......"

[Lack of heart and eyes: It's my pillow person! ] 】

Lang Qiao snorted coldly with disdain, clicked on the voice and replied to him: "Dad is Dad, what are the bells and whistles?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" dog, you have changed.

It's only been a few days? Just forget about the days they were together?

Another example -

[Lack of heart and eyes: Honey, you are my little fairy~]

[Steel Coagulation: You are my baby]

Seeing this news, Ji Shaoyi was overjoyed, and was wondering why she was so enlightened today, so she saw ......

[Steel concrete: sub.] 】

[Steel Coagulation: I'm sorry, I missed a word by slipping my hand.] 】

Ji Shaoyi: "...... "Okay, don't explain anymore, I know you don't love me anymore."

Another example -

[Lack of heart: Baby~ Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng? 】

[Steel Coagulator: Yes.] 】

Ji Shaoyi, who is halfway through the routine: "......" slot, why don't you play cards according to the routine?

What could he do? He could only smile on his face and continue with an MMP in his heart.

[Lack of Heart: What's the Difference?] 】

[Steel Coagulation: You have hair, he doesn't.] 】

Ji Shaoyi: "......" is so reasonable, I can't refute it.

[Steel Concrete: But if you stay up for a few more Chinese New Year's Eve, you should be similar to him.] 】

Ji Shaoyi: "...... "Then I thank you for the reminder?"

[Steel Coagulation: So stay up less late, I don't want to see you on the drops.] 】

Ji Shaoyi: "......" God is a fucking drop chip, do I fucking look like the kind of person who can't afford to pay for a hair transplant? Hot Spot Library

Rich people like them have always stayed up late at night and planted the most expensive hair, so they are not afraid at all!

After silently stuffing his heart for a while, he still couldn't hold back and sent her the correct answer.

[Lack of heart and eyes: Fool, the difference between me and him is that Tang Seng learns scriptures, I will marry you~]

And Lang Qiao ......

[Steel Coagulation: Do you know the difference between you and the Sand Monk?] 】

[Lack of Heart: ??? 】

[Lack of Heart: What's the Difference?] He only has a ring of hair, and I have a full head? 】

[Steel Concrete: His name is Sand Monk, and your name is Sand Sculpture. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "......" You don't have to draw inferences, thank you for your cooperation.

In short, every time he harassed her, Ji Shaoyi would feel cold.

If it continues to develop like this, he is really afraid that after the year, the relationship between the two will return to the pre-liberation period overnight, and change from a couple to a father and son.

So he decisively changed his harassment strategy and began to lure her out to play secretly.

[Lack of heart eyes: Baby ~ There is a movie that is super good recently ~]

said that he also posted his ticket purchase records.

[Lack of heart and eyes: What should I do? When people booked tickets, their hands slipped and they booked one more~]

Every punctuation mark reveals: Quick! Come and see it with me!

What he didn't know was that after Lang Qiao had misunderstood him so many times, he had already learned not to look at the appearance when encountering problems, but to dig deeper meanings.

So after she calmly analyzed it, she perfectly avoided the correct answer.

[Steel Coagulation: Thank you.] First, I read the reviews on the Internet and found that this movie is a bad movie, not as good as you say, and I suggest you don't waste money on wasting time.

Second, online tickets can be refunded when they are not issued, and the specific refund method can be searched by yourself.

Finally, if you like my answer, you are welcome to give me a thumbs up. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "......" God fucking praises you.

He suspected that her message had been copied directly, but he had no proof.

She has changed, and even the level of perfunctory to him has dropped!

Ji Shaoyi cried and rolled away with his movie ticket, and two hours later, he came back with his own hot pot coupon.

[Lack of heart: Hello dear, when I was cleaning up my room, I suddenly found two private hot pot coupons that were about to expire, but people didn't want to eat alone~]

[Steel Coagulation: Then you can give me these two tickets.] 】

The moment he received this news, Ji Shaoyi couldn't believe his eyes.

Just when he was about to put on a song "Good Luck Comes" to celebrate his success in dating someone, the news of Lang Qiao came again.

[Steel Coagre: I'm just two people with Cowardice.] 】

Ji Shaoyi: "......" opened his mouth and closed his mouth to coax, you went to talk to the old Gu next door!

Angry, he instantly stopped to put his claws to release his luck, and shared a series of social news about hot pot restaurants with her backhand.

[Lack of heart: [link] The hot pot is really fragrant! But maybe it's someone else's leftovers......]

[Lack of heart and eyes: [link] A well-known hot pot restaurant was exposed, and the bottom of the pot was too tempting, because it was added......]

[Lack of heart: [link] A hot pot restaurant produces and sells 2 tons of gutter oil in two years, do you dare to eat it after reading these......]

Lang Qiao: "......"

[Steel Coagulation: Tear up the coupon, thank you.] 】

After replying to this sentence, she didn't seem to be happy enough, and came to a paragraph with revenge.

[Steel coagulation: You may not believe it when you say it, the boneless chicken feet are all gnawed out by the old lady with her mouth, the shellless melon seeds are all knocked out by the old lady with her mouth, the seedless watermelons are all cut out by the old lady with her fingernails, the instant noodles are all knitted out by the old lady with a stick, the wine is all stepped on by the old lady with her feet, and the sesame seeds in the dragon fruit are all clicked in by the old lady one by one......]

Isn't it more disgusting, she will too!