Under the expectant gaze of the two of them, Lang Qiao touched his pocket expressionlessly, took out a palm-sized courier box, and threw it in front of them: "Here." ”

There was a dead silence in the air.

Gu Congxin wiped his sweat, and while he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he was also a little speechless: "Is this too small?" ”

"The palm is big, it's not small!" Tian Luo took the box and compared it in his hand, and shouted in his mouth: "We can still eat it when it's so big, no matter how big it is, it will eat us!" ”

Gu Congxin: "......" is so reasonable, I can't refute it.

Ji Shaoyi was drenched in a lot of rain in order to take care of a certain scurrying crab, and he intimidated Tian Luo while drying his coat: "You be careful, if it jumps out, it won't let go if you don't bite a finger." ”

Tian Luo's face turned pale with fright, and as soon as he let go of his hand, the express box fell on the dining table.

Gu Congxin was not afraid of death, so he put his ear to listen to it, but he didn't hear anything.

She pinched an invisible cigarette between her fingers, and analyzed it in a serious manner: "Judging from the current movement, the fish is very stable. ”

"So......" Tian Luo swallowed nervously: "When are we going to take it apart?" ”

As soon as he heard that he was going to dismantle the fish, Gu Congxin retreated at the speed of light, "Do you dare?" I don't dare anyway. ”

"I, I don't dare." Tian Luo was so panicked that his tongue was about to tie up, "I'm scared to go to the toilet alone." ”

Seeing that the eyes of the two of them were about to be aimed at Lang Qiao in unison, Ji Shaoyi stretched out his hand and knocked on their heads, "What are you dismantling?" Time to eat. ”

Lang Qiao: "If it is not dismantled, this meal will be regarded as a send-off." ”

Being so intimidated by the two of them singing and harmonizing, Gu Congxin and Tian Luo panicked even more.

But at the thought that this might be the last meal, the two of them turned their fear into appetite, and each ate more happily than the other, and more than half of the five catties of crayfish went into their mouths.

After eating and drinking, the two of them rubbed their round bellies and collapsed side by side on the sofa.

Ji Shaoyi took the fist-sized courier box, put it in the middle of the coffee table, and said mysteriously: "I'll give you an after-dinner show?" ”

"Perform a hammer, you just want to dismantle my courier." Lang Qiao casually pulled him aside, picked up the box and was about to perform a freehand tearing courier for everyone present.

said that it was too late, Gu Congxin rushed forward to her, hugged her thighs with both hands, and said with full play: "No! Pimp! How can such a trivial matter as dismantling the express delivery allow you to come in person? ”

"If a weak zero falls, there will be thousands of weak zeros coming forward, but my Lang Jun is a limited edition." Gu Congxin pretended to wipe away his tears, and he was about to be moved to cry by himself: "I can't live without you!" ”

Quarter, Weak, Zero, Less: "??? "I can't live without myself......

I suspect you want to take advantage of the opportunity to get rid of me, and I have proof.

But as a man, how could he let the woman he loved face danger?

So as soon as he gritted his teeth and his heart was crossed, he reached out and snatched the box, and then tore it hard—

I didn't tear it.

Lang Qiao silently handed over a pair of scissors, looked at him with eyes like a fool and said, "Use this, weak zero." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......"

The sound of weakness pierced his heart deeply, and he turned his grief and anger into a desire for destruction, and scratched the tape off the courier box with three strokes and five divisions, and then slowly opened the box under the expectant gaze of the two of them.

Gu Congxin seemed to be afraid that the fish would jump out of the box, so he subconsciously hugged Lang Qiao tightly, and asked nervously, "How, how?" See? ”

I saw Ji Shaoyi frowning, and sighed sadly: "It's too cruel." ”

After saying that, he also handed the box to Lang Qiao.

Lang Qiao first looked confused, and then said with a deep face: "Those who hear are in tears, and those who see are sad." ”

Then she handed the box to Tian Luo, Tian Luo's hand was shaking when he took the box, and after peeking at the contents of the box, it was more like a sewing machine in his body, and his whole body was shaking together.

The voice even shook out of the electronic sound: "This head, this tooth, it is estimated that it will be able to eat us in turn tomorrow, right?" ”

Saying that, he also moved the box to Gu Congxin, and made a heartfelt suggestion: "Do you want to take a look too?" I finally know how I died. ”

Gu Congxin was stunned by them, and shrunk into a ball on the sofa on the spot, covering his eyes with his hands and saying, "I don't look at it, I don't look at it!" ”

"Take a look." Lang Qiao reached out and scooped up the box.

Gu Congxin: "I don't look at it, I don't look at it, I don't watch it!" ”

Ji Shaoyi was amused, "We're scaring you." ”

Gu Congxin: "You are deliberately lying to me, so I won't be fooled!" ”

"It's okay if you don't look at it, let's just release it and let her touch it." Tian Luo secretly poked and prodded on the side to mention bad ideas.

"Makes sense." Ji Shaoyi touched his chin with a wicked smile, and as soon as he took the box in his hand, he saw Gu Congxin, who was driven crazy, suddenly rose up, closed his eyes and shouted 'I don't watch', his hands and feet kept fluttering.

Ji Shao didn't hold one of them in his hand, and the box was directly knocked over by her to the ground.

Gu Congxin only heard a 'poof' sound of water, and a cool thing fell on her feet, and her whole person was stunned in place as if she had been struck by lightning, but the expected pain of the fish biting her toes did not come for a long time.

She staggered her fingers covering her eyes and looked down to see a clear plastic bag of water on her foot.

Gu Congxin carefully pinched one end of the plastic bag, picked it up in front of him, looked at it, and was stunned at first glance that he didn't see where the fish was.

Ji Shaoyi laughed out loud on the spot, and teased: "Do you need me to help you get a magnifying glass?" ”

After his reminder, Gu Congxin's eyes came closer, and then he saw that there were indeed several fish in the water, swimming extremely fast, and they looked quite fierce, all of them had jagged teeth.

It's the size of a shrimp...... It's really flattering.

The short ones are almost negligible, and the longest ones are no more than three centimeters, if this thing is put in a fish tank, you know that you have raised a piranha in a tank, and you don't know that you think you have raised a lonely.

I can't even see your criticism with a magnifying glass.

After Gu Congxin stared at the group of fish for a while, he was completely happy.

While laughing, he asked Lang Qiao: "Why is this fish just like you, with a ferocious appearance and a petite physique?" ”

After she mentioned this, Ji Shaoyi also felt that the piranha's fierce appearance was very similar to Lang Qiao, and laughed sullenly: "Maybe this is the legend, the fish follows the owner." ”

Tian Luo: "Hahahaha, God fucking fish follows the master, I'm fucking called an expert!" ”

Lang Qiao: "...... "Okay, I understand.

Next time you will raise sharks directly.