Chapter 69: A mallet in one hand and a toffee in the other
"Thank you Dao for your help, so that I can surpass her soul with my own hands."
Shen Mo thanked the lame Taoist from the bottom of his heart, if it wasn't for the kick he just made in the air, how could Shen Mo have subdued the ghoul so easily and purified Ah Nan's soul.
"Thank you Lao Dao for what I have done, Lao Dao I have only contributed a little bit of strength," the lame Taoist saw that no more ghouls crawled out of the burrow, put away the magic bell, and stood with his hands in his hands, very satisfied with the silent performance.
"The Dao Chief's kick just now is really amazing, extraordinary!"
Being able to stomp a ghoul on the ground and rub it constantly, this lame leg deserves a silent compliment.
Although the silent praise is very clumsy, it seems to poke the excitement of the lame Taoist, and makes the old Taoist complacent.
"Hmph, my crappy leg is indeed extraordinary, and speaking of it, there is a past that changed my life."
Shen Mo got off the donkey down the slope and said, "Junior, I would like to hear about it." ”
"I was only ten years old that year, I had just gone up the mountain to learn Taoism, my heart was not good, I couldn't bear the coarse tea and light rice in the Taoist temple, and on a dark and windy night, I went down the mountain alone over the wall and went to the farmers below the mountain to steal birds."
“·····” Silent doesn't know how to answer, you can't boast of the lame Taoist stealing a good hand!
Besides, how could a crappy Taoist get involved in this, this car is a little unprepared!
"Lao Dao'er still remembers that the old hen was fat and fragrant, and it was simply roasted... Hiss! The lame Taoist swallowed his saliva, and the aftertaste was endless.
Shen Mo could only echo and said, "I didn't expect the Taoist chief to be okay with this mouthful, he is really a man of temperament, your lame feet have something to do with this?" ”
"yes!" The lame Taoist's face changed, and he shook his head and sighed, "When I went back that night, I was caught by the master, brought to the farmers at the bottom of the mountain, and broke my leg in front of them. ”
“·····”
Shen was silent on the spot, and 10,000 roaring emperors roared past in his heart, what is the situation?
Did you really break your leg when you went out?!
The leg of the crappy Taoist was actually broken by his master's own hand, just because he stole a chicken.
But how did this change the life of a lame Taoist?
"My leg is broken, and even if it is cured, it will be crippled," the lame Taoist said not only because of this, but rejoicing, "It is precisely because I am crippled, and the master is afraid that I will starve to death in the future, so he accepted me as a beginner disciple, taught me advanced Taoism, and learned a true skill." ”
“·····” Silent and speechless, this is a god plot, what about writing a novel?!
"Lao Dao'er can have today thanks to that chicken and this lame leg, so I call myself a lame Taoist."
Shen Mo sighed, "I didn't expect the Taoist to have such a bizarre and tortuous life experience, I really admire and admire it!" ”
The lame Taoist changed his words and said, "Now, I am your guide, and in other words, I can be regarded as half a master." ”
“····” Behind the silence, I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, this... The tone is wrong!
"The Taoist Chief... What are you talking about? ”
The crappy Taoist waved his hand, "Don't worry, I won't break your legs, I just want to tell you, don't take evil as small, don't do good as small, understand?" ”
Got it! Got it! Plainly!
How dare you say a word!
"It's good to understand, if you don't understand, I'll teach you a good lesson." The lame Taoist continued, "From today on, you can call me Uncle Lame." ”
Silently wrote down the beating words of the crappy Taoist, nodded again and again, "Remember, lame uncle!" ”
"The child can be taught," Uncle Crappy was very satisfied, took out a yellowed bound ancient book from his sleeve pocket, and handed it to Shen Mo, "I just saw you perform the art of talismans, although you have just started, but you also have some qualifications, this Taoist talisman manuscript is a gift for you and me." ”
Silent and enlightened, this is playing with a mallet in one hand and milk candy in the other!
Uncle Crappy is really a good means.
Shen Mo hurriedly took the ancient book in Uncle Lai's hand and said, "Amer will definitely study the art of talisman with his heart and will not let you down." ”
Uncle Crappy knocked again, "Don't be so happy, this manuscript is not precious, it is just a plaything used by the old Taoist to relieve boredom in his spare time, how much you can learn depends on your own creation." ”
Shen Mo's face was suspicious, and he subconsciously looked at the ancient book in his hand, only to see that the cover of the ancient book was crookedly written with a blue ballpoint pen [Fu Zheng Miscellaneous Notes]
With a sense of foreboding, Shen Mo turned the first page, which was also written in a blue ballpoint pen.
【Purifying Talisman】
Casting this talisman can summon the rain of purification and cleanse oneself of filth.
Silent and embarrassed, isn't this just a bath!
Turning the page again, my face improved slightly.
【Phosphorus Fire Talisman】
This charm can summon sporadic phosphorus fires and burn combustible things.
On second thought, isn't this just a lighter!
Silence instantly lost the desire to roll backwards.
This ancient book, as Uncle Crappy said, is a plaything for him to relieve boredom in his spare time, and the talismans recorded on it are all some elementary talismans.
The ancients said that the elders did not dare to resign, and they could not be tired.
But Uncle Lame gave Shen Mo this talisman miscellaneous notebook, which is really tasteless to eat, and it is discarded like chicken ribs.
Uncle Lai naturally saw the look of disappointment in silence, and said, "The way of the talisman lies in accumulation. With each passing day, we have the avenue. Realize it for yourself! ”
After listening to Uncle Lame's words silently, he seemed to hear something extraneous, and when he looked at the talisman in his hand again, his face changed slightly.
Isn't the purification charm just a water charm?
Phosphorus Fire Talisman, isn't it a Fire Talisman?
This miscellaneous book should only be a beginner's version, Uncle Lai must have taken him to find a talented heir, to lay the foundation of the way of the talisman with this book, this book seems to be useless, but each talisman has its subsequent enhanced version.
This is a test for Uncle Crappy to be silent!
After figuring out the key, he silently understood the importance of this talisman miscellaneous.
"I must practice this talisman miscellaneous."
After listening to this, Uncle Crappy smiled and said, "Interesting, interesting, you are much smarter than I was back then!" ”
Uncle Crappy patted Shen Mo on the shoulder, and then said, "Let's go, the scourge of ghouls has been removed, and the rest will be handed over to the anti-biological and chemical special operations forces, they are professional in dealing with this kind of thing." ”
The door opened, and Shen Mo followed Uncle Crappy out of the room.
After the two of them explained to the Niu team, there was nothing for them here, and the rest of the follow-up work was enough to be handed over to the Niu team and others.
So, Shen Mo invited Uncle Lai to rest in the Fu Wood Carving Shop, but after thinking about it, there was only one bed in the Fu Wood Carving Shop, and it seemed that he could only sleep on the first floor tonight.
"Uncle Lame, it's late, why don't you go to my wood carving shop to rest!"
"Wood carving shop? You also have a wood carving shop, so it's no wonder that the ritual you just used was a wood carving. Uncle Lame suddenly waved his hand and said, "Don't be so troublesome, the commissioner is subsidized for field work, you Uncle Lame and I live in a hotel, you send me to the best hotel in Yancheng." ”
Shen Mo secretly said in his heart, the commissioner still has this welfare treatment, and asked, "Then I also have a subsidy if I become a commissioner?" ”
"That's nature, and the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense is never stingy when it comes to funding."
Shen Mo finally knew why the Ox team treated money like dung.
Dare to love that we have money in the bureau!
Isn't the small goal of earning 500,000 a month just a matter of sprinkling water?
As long as you join the bureau, the money you owe, not to mention the interest, is the principal? What do you mean?!