Chapter 44: Do You Want a Gun? Dog food in exchange
"Three cans of dog food! A pistol costs three cans of dog food, which is also too expensive. Kerr probed. It's not expensive, after the local natives searched for weapons twice, there are not many weapons in the ninth district, and this price is really not expensive. β
"Three cans of dog food is not impossible, I don't just want a pistol, if you know who has a lot of guns, I'll buy yours." Kerr said.
"I don't know who has a gun in their hands, as long as you buy my gun, I'll take you there." "Okay, deal!" The two exchanged guns in one hand and dog food in the other. After the alien got the dog food, he opened a can and ate it, and heard him say that he hadn't eaten such fragrant dog food for a long time. And after Kerr got the gun, he began to check the gun and found that he really couldn't use it. "Xiaobai, help me analyze this gun." "Yes sir, this gun has a biological genetic lock on it, and only creatures with the correct genes can use this weapon." "Is there a way to crack it?" Kerr asked.
"No problem at all." "Then help me crack this gun." "CrackingΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β· Bite! Crack successful! β
With Xiaobai's voice, Kerr can use the gun normally, Kerr aimed at a gasoline barrel, pulled the trigger, and a burst of energy shot out, and the gasoline barrel was blown up by a single shot.
"Hey, brother, don't use a gun here, there's someone from the Alien Inspectorate, and if they find out that you have an alien weapon, they'll take you away for live experiments."
"So cruel!" "No, these natives have never been friendly to us, they have always wanted to master our weapons and technology, and they can't do anything to know our secrets."
Kerr nodded in agreement, now he has a new understanding of the people of this planet, "I don't know what brother calls that." β
"My name is Pippi Shrimp, what about you brother?" "My name is King Shrimp." Kerr replied.
"Alright, Emperor Shrimp, I'll take you to Jiwei Shrimp now, he's the most armed person in this piece. By the way, what are you going to buy a gun for? Kerr thought for a moment and came up with a favorite answer from Pippi Shrimp, "I want to attack the indigenous governments and let them know that we are not to be messed with!" β
"Awesome, brother, I support you!" Pi Phi Shrimp and Kerr said with a smile, ten minutes and before they came to fight a house, this house was not more than Pi Phi Shrimp's house, and it was much stronger.
"Brother, if you can trust me, give me a can of dog food." Pippi said to Kerr at the door of the house. Kerr didn't hesitate to give Pippi Shrimp a can of dog food.
After getting the dog food, Pippi Shrimp knocked on the iron door of the house. After hearing the knock on the door, the iron door opened a crack, and Pipi Shrimp stuffed the dog food inside, and after the people inside got the dog food, they opened the door, "Come in." So Pippi Shrimp beckoned Kerr in.
Upon entering the room, Kerr found that there were no guns in the room. At this time, a man with an alien rifle walked over and asked Pipi Shrimp, "What are you looking for me?" β
Pipi Shrimp immediately said: "Brother Jiwei Shrimp, this person wants to buy guns, a lot of guns, and the can of dog food is his, it tastes very good." β
So Kiwei looked at Kerr and asked, "What do you want to buy a gun for!" Without waiting for Kerr to answer, Pipi Shrimp said excitedly: "Brother King Shrimp wants to sneak attack those natives, then those natives will see how powerful we are." β
"Really?" Kiwei Shrimp asked, looking at Kerr with a gun. "Of course it's true, I have three brothers who died at their hands, and I must avenge them." Kerr didn't make a draft, but flickered.
"In that case, then come with me." Kiwei Shrimp beckoned, and took Pipi Shrimp and Kerr to the basement, where alien guns hung on the walls of the basement. These are all my weapons, since you want the natives of the other party, then I will charge you thirty cans of dog food for each of these guns, Kerr was frightened by this price, the pistol is only three cans of dog food, and the rifle actually costs thirty cans of dog food, Kerr swept around, there are 10 guns in this room. "I'll ask for all 10 guns here, and I'll give you 300 cans of dog food."
"You've got so much dog food!" Jiwei Shrimp was not surprised that Kerr wanted to buy 10 guns, but was surprised that Kerr had such a dog food.
"Of course, you wait now, I'll get it now." With that, Kerr left. Ten minutes later, Kerr came over with a small cart that Kerr had placed in the warehouse.
Jiwei Shrimp looked at the cart full of dog food, and the shock in his eyes couldn't be hidden. After putting down the dog food, Kerr grabbed his gun and left the house of Jiwei Shrimp. At this time, Jiwei Shrimp and Pipi Shrimp were still in the house, and Jiwei Shrimp took out five cans of dog food and handed them to Pipi Shrimp, "Today's incident is as if nothing happened." Pipi Shrimp nodded hurriedly.
After Kerr left, he began to visit various aliens and collected a lot of alien weapons, and Kerr's actions were not discovered by the Alien Inspectorate. By evening, Kerr had collected 11 pistols and 23 rifles. Just as Kerr was about to leave here, a group of aliens suddenly appeared in front of Kerr.
"Brother, I heard you're buying weapons?" Kerr did not know where these men were coming from, and said: "Yes, why do you have weapons?" β
"Of course, we have at least one weapon, I don't know if you can eat it."
"Of course you can eat it, there are 100 cans of dog food here, as long as you can get a gun, I can get dog food"
"After one of them checked the dog food in the Kerr cart." He said, "The gun is not here, if you want a gun, come with me." β
So the group led Kerr to a house, and Kerr sensed something was wrong, but didn't care, there was nothing in the world that could hurt him.
Kerr walked into the room and asked, "What about the guns?" β
The group surrounded Kerr, "of course the gun was in hand. If you know each other, tell me where you hid your dog food, and I can kill you. β
"Looks like you don't want to get a gun!" Kerr did not panic at all, and said coldly.
"It seems that it's a toast and a penalty for not eating and drinking, break his leg for me, and see if your leg is broken to see if it's so tough."
With the boss's order, the younger brothers all aimed their guns at Kerr's legs. Kerr looked at this group of ugly aliens and smiled, and suddenly a general long sword appeared in his hand, "Alpha Raid!" "Kerr moved like lightning, and the attack of the younger brothers did not hit Kerr but hit the ground. The four sword shadows flickered, and as Kerr withdrew the long sword, the four younger brothers stiffened, a knife mark appeared on their waists, and blue blood gushed like a spring. γ
"You're not a lobster man, you're indigenous!" Since his face was torn, Kerr would definitely not let these people live, so he naturally showed his true colors.
Kerr picked up an alien rifle on the ground, and after Xiaobai cracked it, he put it on the boss's head and asked, "Where are the other guns!" β
But the boss smiled and said, "Natives like you can't use our guns, and I won't tell you." β
Kerr didn't speak, and shot the boss in the leg. "Do you still think I can't use your weapons?"
The boss hugged his leg and said bitterly: "How is it possible! How could you use our guns. β
"Now, tell me where the other guns are?"
"There are no other guns, we are saying this to bring you here, we only have these few..."
Before he could finish speaking, Kerr hit him in the head, "Waste my time!" β
Kerr picks up the gun on the ground, transforms back into an alien and walks out of the house. "Don't move!" Raise your hands. Kerr did so, and the group spoke English, not alien. And the only humans who can come here are the people of the Alien Inspectorate.
"You've been arrested for illegal possession of an alien weapon." With that, two soldiers put Kerr in handcuffs for aliens and escorted Kerr to the car.
Ten minutes later, Kerr was imprisoned in the alien prison of the Alien Investigation Bureau, where many aliens were imprisoned. Kerr didn't escape immediately after being locked in, he wanted to see what the place was like.
"Brother, why are you locked up?" An alien walked up to Kerr's side and asked. Kerr replied: "Possession of weapons." β
"It seems that we are the same, I was also caught with a gun, these natives are a bunch of bastards, not only to search for the weapons that belong to us, but also to restrict us." When the alien sees that Kerr is locked up for holding a weapon, just like him, he starts a fuss with Kerr.
"Brother, you don't know, after these people snatched our weapons, they put them all here, and they also wrote them for research, and if they do, they will sell them to other indigenous countries."
"You're saying they put all our guns here?" Kerr picked up the message from his words and asked.
"Yes, all the guns are here." Kerr was happy when he got an affirmative answer. That's where all the work comes in. Kerr then turned on the cloaking function and teleported out of the cell to find the place where the weapons were stored. And the alien guy who had just been chatting with Kerr found that the brother he was just chatting with suddenly disappeared, and he was not visible in the entire cell, making him think that he had really seen a ghost.
After leaving the cell, Kerr met with the disguised staff who had set up the area, and followed the instructions on the map to find the place where the shape weapon was stored. Kerr arrives at the place where the alien weapons are stored, and there is an electronic iron door that can only be opened with an access card, but this is a piece of cake for Kerr.
"Xiaobai, open the iron door." "Yes sir, the iron door is being opened!" The iron door opened with a clang, and Kerr walked into the room, where he saw a room full of alien weapons, and directly stored them all in the direct warehouse. "It's all money!"
After doing this, Kerr left the Alien Inspectorate, and when someone found that all the alien weapons were missing and sounded the alarm, Kerr had already returned to his hotel.