Chapter 20: Whose chick is so cute?
Xie Tang twisted his face.
"You stepped on the horse to the head of Lao Tzu, and you still want brotherhood? Hell you! Lao Tzu cursed you to be beaten to death by the old man! Not even a corpse left! β
"Hey!"
The young man who ran to the courtyard and hurriedly used his demonic power to restore the wound on his face rolled down in cold sweat.
"Shut up, the curse of the black cat is very effective, if I am really killed by the master in the future, even if I become a ghost, I will never let you go!"
"You get over here! Stand in front of Lao Tzu and say! β
Xie Tang was so angry that the hair all over his body exploded, it was completely like a black hairball, which made him have the urge to.
However, he coughed a few times and said with a dry smile:
"What'sβ"
"Still making trouble?"
Upstairs, dressed in pajamas, the woman standing by the window and looking at them reached out expressionlessly, pulled two bricks from the wall and threw them at them.
"In the middle of the night, if you don't sleep, what's crazy? Underpaid? β
When the words fell, the two bricks seemed to have eyes, one towards Xie Tang who was fried in the living room, and the other towards the young man in the courtyard who was staring at her in horror.
Bang β
Smack-
One person at a time, not biased, smashed on the skull, stunned the two of them into the crack of the ground, convulsed a few times, and lost their breath.
After smashing people, the big guy closed the windows again, and regardless of whether they were alive or dead, climbed into bed and slept.
The next day, when she finished washing her face from the room, brushed her teeth, and walked out with a cup of tea, she saw that the corpses in the yard were a little hard.
ββ¦β¦β
She was silent, and turned her head to look at the little black cat in the living room, who also seemed to be a little hard.
ββ¦β¦ Isn't it a demon? Why is it still so crispy? β
The disgusted big guy took a sip of tea, she raised her foot and kicked him, got him out of the crack in the ground, and threw him at the base of the wall, and as for the little black cat, she also got it out of the crack in the ground, and-
It doesn't matter.
The corners of the system's mouth twitched, I don't know whether to praise them for being heroes, or to gloat that they deserve it?
In the middle of the night, like two rats, muttering, even dare to burst out with that kind of miserable wolf laughter?
This woman doesn't kill you, she's already very merciful!
After one person and one cat woke up, three days had passed, their faces were covered with blood, and they opened their eyes with a foul smell, and they didn't know what night it was for a while, until they saw the woman in the courtyard, and they suddenly reacted.
!
They've been attacked by this woman!
I was knocked out by a brick?!
"Shhhh
The skull seemed to be cracked, and he gasped in pain, covered his skull with one hand, and pointed at the woman with a trembling hand with the other.
"Isn't it! Everyone's all demons? Is there a little love for the same race? Won't your conscience hurt with such a heavy black hand?! β
"No, it won't."
The big guy glanced at him and said seriously:
"I have no conscience, why does it hurt?"
β¦β¦ He opened his mouth and got stuck.
Nima, why doesn't this woman play her cards according to common sense?
Xie Tang fell in love with such a thing?
Blind?
Xie Tang??
Thinking of Xie Tang, he hurriedly looked towards the living room, and his face turned green at this look.
!
What a ruthless banshee!
Even if you beat him, why did even Xie Tang be beaten like this?
"Xie Tang! Is Xie Tang dead? I didn't squeak anymoreβ"
Trembling with two soft noodle-like legs, he crawled up to Xie Tang, shook his hands and tried his breathing, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
Oops, I'll go!
And gas!
And gas!
If this dead cat is so implicated by him that he is beaten to death, he really doesn't know how to take revenge!
Turning over, he collapsed to the ground, shifted his buttocks, moved his head, and allowed himself to sit against the wall, glaring at the woman in anger and speechlessness.
"No, I said what kind of demon are you? Hit it so ruthlessly? β
"Not ruthless."
The big guy glanced at him with a serious face.
"I've shown mercy (maybe?) Otherwise, you will all die (this is true). β
ββ¦β¦ I want to thank you for that! β
He laughed angrily.
"You're welcome."
The woman, who was not polite at all, took his words very smoothly, making the young man cough and almost lose his breath.
For a moment, he gritted his teeth.
"You, you're just-"
"Ahemβ"
Just when he racked his brains and wanted to scold, Xie Tang coughed, spit out the turbid breath held in his throat, opened his eyes, a little dazed, a little chaotic, and asked in a daze.
"What's wrong with me? Pain all over your body? β
ββ¦β¦β
Is this being shot stupid?
He swallowed his saliva cautiously and held out a finger to look at him.
"This, how much is this?"
"One?"
"It's over, it's stupid!"
The young man wanted to cry without tears, and Xie Tang, who gradually returned to his senses, darkened his face.
"Isn't that one what?"
"Of course it's one! But you never say one, you just let me go! β
ββ¦β¦β
Xie Tang almost didn't hold back in a fit of anger, coughed several times, and gave him a paw hatefully.
"Look at you who pitted me!"
"I didn't hit you! Why are you scratching me? β
He covered his face aggrievedly and pointed at the woman in the courtyard.
"Obviously she beat us, and I just woke up, okay?"
ββ¦β¦β
Xie Tang opened his mouth and stared at the woman with a depressed heart.
"Good guy, why are you hitting me? He deserved to beat me, but why did you even beat me? β
Didn't you almost beat him to death?
Is it really the woman who treated him gently and saved him before?
"In the middle of the night, the ghost is crying wolf, what's the problem with beating you?"
The big guy who doesn't think he's wrong at all glances at them.
"If you weren't so noisy, would I take you?"
Xie Tang: "......"
Nationality: "......"
The two demons froze there, it seems, in this case, should they really fight?
"It's not!"
Suddenly, he reacted and stared at her incredulously.
"You're a demon, hey! Demons are nocturnal creatures, why do you still sleep like a person, and you are more afraid of noise? Are you really a demon or a human? β
"Demon."
The woman took a sip of tea, flipped through the pages of the album, and replied nonchalantly.
"But, I like to sleep at night and get up during the day, can't I?"
β¦β¦ Okay, okay, you have big fists, high cultivation, you can say anything!
He gritted his teeth, and then used a magic trick to clean up him and Xie Tang, a pair of dirty and smelly brothers, tugging on Xie Tang's chain, and looking at the woman with sparkling eyes.
"Hey, what's this chain made of? What do you want to do with Xie Tang tied up like this? In other words, do you know why the demons in the demon world couldn't go out of the demon world casually before, but now they can come out at will, but they can't go back? Where did you save Xie Tang from? What did you do to save Xie Tang? Is there any purpose? Or do you-"
He paused, hehe
"Have you taken a fancy to Xie Tang, the face of the most beautiful man in the demon world? In other words, I think back then, Xie Tang's face was really the first in the demon world, did you have a crush on him back then, so you saved him, didn't you? Oops~, let's talk about it~"
(End of chapter)