Lang Yan, as an old fritter who has been crawling for many years, is the first time he has been advised like this, and he immediately sneered coldly, with a disapproving face: "How is it possible?" ”

"How could it be?" Tian Luo looked like an old father who was heartbroken for his stupid child: "You don't usually play games, I don't know how foul the behavior of some passers-by is!" ”

Lang Yan calmly 'oh', and asked with interest: "How foul does it stink?" ”

Tian Luo was annoyed by his fluttering attitude, thinking that if I don't give you a hard blow, I'm afraid you don't know what e-sports has no love!

"For example, the parachute jump like the elderly sightseeing group you just now, if you change to a short-tempered brother, you will probably have a thousand ways to die in your heart before you land!"

Lang Yan let out an 'oh' without being salty, and his tone was as sarcastic as he was: "That's it? ”

"What do you mean by that?" Tian Luo was about to be angry with him: "If the other party is an old yinbi, there is a possibility that he will wait for you to finish searching the equipment and then kill you and lick your bag, and treat you as a room search tool that has no feelings!" ”

Lang Yan pretended to be surprised and said 'wow', and then returned to his coldness for a second: "I don't pick up things." ”

Tian Luo: "...... "You're a parallel bar, aren't you?"

He was stunned by Lang Yan for a long time, and finally held back a sentence: "Even if the above two are useless to you, then he can still spray green smoke from your ancestral grave!" It's hard enough to live, and if you play a game to relax, you'll be sprayed, are you angry? ”

"It's okay." Lang Yan said.

"What do you mean it's okay?" Tian Luo was really worried about him: "Then you say, what should you do if you are sprayed?" ”

"I haven't experienced it, I don't know." The corners of Lang Yan's lips hooked slightly, and the bad idea came up again: "Why don't you spray it?" ”

Tian Luo: "??? "Spray people, spray people, and try it?

Since this thing was so unheeded by his advice, he had no choice but to try!

"Then I really squirted?" He cleared his throat as if he was going to show off his skills.

Lang Yan: "Don't force it, spray quickly." ”

"Okay, you brought it on yourself!" Tian Luo took a deep breath and searched in his mind for a long time, and suddenly found that he had been in the game world for many years, and he didn't have any experience in spraying people.

And if he really imitated the foul smell of some passers-by, he felt that it was too dirty to speak.

After he stopped talking for a long time, Tian Luo spewed out the most cowardly words with the strongest momentum: "Wolf Palace, you are a real dish!" ”

Lang Yan: "??? "That's it?

He was stunned for two seconds, and was amused on the spot.

Tian Luo felt ashamed when he said this, and his ears turned red at once, but he said viciously: "I'll spray you now, what can you do with me?" ”

Lang Yan barely stopped laughing, but the corners of his lips kept rising, he lowered his eyes and pondered for a moment, and then said slowly: "I love you." ”

Tian Luo: "??? ”

He was so frightened by this sudden confession that his hand trembled, and the gun went off.

But Lang Yan had already looked at the camera and said to the fans who were screaming wildly in the live broadcast room: "See? He was speechless with joy. Brothers, don't panic when you encounter trolls in the game in the future, the backhand is a sentence I love you, and use your kindness and generosity to contrast his stench, making him embarrassed. ”

[Hahahaha, God is so fucking happy that he can't speak, are you sure the princess wasn't stupid by you? 】

[Forget it, a rough Chinese voice like me, a backhand I love you may hasten my death. 】

[Hahahahaha 】

And Tian Luo: "......" God's fucking backhand is a sentence I love you.

If he were an unknown passerby, Tian Luo would be able to raise his ashes!

What a big man flirts with all day long! Can he take responsibility for the accident!

Tian Luo patted his increasingly hot face, and silently recited it several times in his heart: He is a man, he is a man, he is a man......

Then he jumped to search another room, and did not forget to summarize before leaving: "In short, you should be careful when you hit passers-by in the future, don't be bullied." ”

Lang Yan said 'um', he looked very well-behaved wherever he went, but the words he said were more embarrassing than one sentence: "I only line up with you." ”

Tian Luo: "......" Am I being falsely accused?

If it weren't for the fact that he was live broadcasting, it would hurt his face to be rejected in public, Tian Luo really wanted to kneel for him.

Big brother, you can do it, let go of me, an innocent little straight man who hasn't even pulled a girl's little hand!

He only likes a soft and fragrant young lady, so he doesn't want to be teased by a macho man!

And Lang Yan obviously didn't notice his resistance, he was still like a little tail, where he went, and Tian Luo looked helpless: "Don't follow me, you're going to pick up things." ”

"I don't know how to fight, and it's useless to pick it up." Lang Yan had a straightforward face.

"If you don't know how to fight, you can learn." Tian Luo clicked on the backpack and threw half of the materials he picked up to him, "Take it to practice." ”

As soon as these words came out, the CPs in the live broadcast room screamed again.

[Ahhh Give me a dozen such boyfriends! 】

[Woo woo I'm sour, when will it be my turn to have such a sweet love!] 】

[Only I noticed that the crown princess took off the second-level armor to the Wolf Palace and picked up a first-level armor herself! Loved, loved! 】

……

Lang Yan also watched the barrage to know that the equipment in this game is divided into levels, and his princess threw all the high-end equipment he had worked so hard to find to him for him to practice, but he used the basic equipment?

Gan! This kind of temper is good, and he can praise people to play games, and he takes extra care of his teammates' little milk dogs, he loves it!

He began to wander around with the equipment Tian Luo gave him, and picked up a weapon in a house that looked very fierce at first glance: a machete.

Immediately afterwards, he heard footsteps from the earphones, as well as Tian Luo's reminder: "Someone is coming, it should be attracted by the gunfire I just had." ”

Lang Yan was worried that the machete he had just picked up had nowhere to try, and when he heard this, he suddenly became excited: "Don't panic, let me meet him!" ”

There is no consciousness of rookie at all.

Before Tian Luo could stop him, he had already rushed out of the door with a machete, recalling how Lang Qiao had played the game before, dragging the mouse to frantically change perspectives.

Hearing only the sound of a gunshot, he fell to his knees in humiliation, not even seeing the shadow of the enemy.

Lang Yan: "??? "This game is different from what I thought it would .......

Tian Luo was worried that there was no place for him to feel the beating of society, and the beating of society came, and he didn't know whether to save him for a while.