Heart-warming river gods

Is there one of those little stories that you can't help but laugh at and feel warm after watching it?

A passer-by walked by the river and fell into the river with the milk tea in his hand.

The river god appeared, holding three cups of milk tea and asked passers-by: "Which of these three cups of milk tea did you drop?" Is it this cup of taro round red bean flavor, is it this cup of caramel pearl flavor, or this cup of fairy grass pudding flavor? ”

Passers-by shrugged: "I forgot too, I just bought it casually." ”

The river god looked at the passers-by a little confused, thinking to himself why this guy didn't follow the routine.

The passerby thought for a moment: "If I had to choose one of them, I would have to taste each cup to know." ”

In view of the fact that the river god couldn't think of a better way for the time being, he had to take all three cups of milk tea to passers-by to taste.

Passers-by tasted each cup, pointed to one of the cups and said that it was dropped by himself, and the river god shook his head helplessly: "You have tasted the other two cups, and others can't drink them, so give them to you." ”

Then the river god dived into the water and disappeared.

The next day, the same passer-by walked by the river, and the milk tea in his hand fell into the river again.

The river god appeared, holding three cups of milk tea and asked passers-by: "Which of these three cups of milk tea did you drop?" Is it this oatmeal pudding, this black tea latte, or this cocoa ballet? ”

Quietly, in fact, the river god is quite vindictive.

Yesterday's incident made the river god vaguely feel as if he had suffered a loss, so today he can't help but want to pit passers-by.

At this moment, what the river god thought in his heart was that if this guy wanted to use the rhetoric of "you have to taste it to know which cup it was" to trick him into drinking milk tea, I would expose his greedy nature, and I wouldn't even return the cup he originally dropped to him, hum.

As a result, the passer-by immediately replied: "I dropped that cup of black tea latte-flavored." ”

Because the passer-by's answer was very honest, the river god not only could not confiscate his milk tea, but also gave him the other two cups of milk tea according to the regulations.

Looking at the backs of passers-by holding three cups of milk tea and humming a little song beautifully, the river god was so angry.

On the third day, the same passerby walked by the river again, and the milk tea in his hand fell into the river.

The river god appeared, holding three cups of milk tea and asked passers-by: "Which of these three cups of milk tea did you drop?" Is it this brown sugar macchiato flavor, this coconut milk green flavor, or this matcha milk cap flavor? ”

When he asked these words, the river god tried very hard not to laugh, so as not to reveal his own intentions.

Because what the river god is thinking in his heart at this moment: You, a big liar who cheats milk tea, can fall into my trap this time, no matter which one you say, I have a reason to confiscate your milk tea, Huhu.

Unexpectedly, passers-by shook their heads: "Neither." ”

The river god was shocked: "You?!" ”

Passers-by took out a receipt for buying milk tea: "I bought an oolong ice cream flavor." ”

The face of the river god who was pierced by the cautious machine changed greatly, and he angrily stuffed his three cups of milk tea and the cup dropped by passers-by into the arms of the other party, and quickly got into the water and hid.

This passerby is a demon! Bastard! I don't want to see him again!

But is this what the river god said you can't see if you don't want to see it?

Of course not.

On the fourth day, the same passer-by passed by the river again.

On the first day, because he deliberately set a trap to deceive the owner and violated the rules of the river god industry, the river god who was broken by his boss came out of the water, and looked irritable and aggrieved: "You guy is still endless!" How many cups of milk tea have been deceived from me! Doesn't your conscience hurt?! ”

The passer-by put his hands behind his back and smiled slyly: "But according to the industry regulations of your river gods, you still have to ask me that question, right?" ”

The river god almost rolled his eyes to the sky.

But the rules of the industry must be observed, otherwise he will be read by the boss again, and the river god conjured up three cups of milk tea with a black face: "Which of these three cups of milk tea did you drop?" Is it this cup of original, this cup of original, or this cup of original? ”

Passers-by blinked: "Aren't these three cups all the same?" ”

"Humph!" The river god stalked his neck arrogantly, "Anyway, these three cups, do you like to choose or not!" ”

The passer-by restrained the smile on his face, as if he was thinking seriously, and after a long while, he looked at one of the cups casually and said, "I dropped this cup." ”

"Aha!" The river god laughed proudly and skillfully said his daily lines, "It's not this cup, you chose the wrong one!" You greedy guy, not only will I not give you the other two cups of milk tea, but I will also confiscate the cup you originally dropped, and the cup you originally dropped was...... Well...... Belch...... Huh? ”

The passer-by took out the hand behind his back and held up two cups of original milk tea with a smile: "My milk tea didn't fall into the river today." ”

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, so embarrassed that the three cups of milk tea that the river god was holding couldn't stand it, and jumped into the river one after another and slipped away.

And the river god's face turned red, and his mouth was tightly closed, and he didn't say a word.

It's as if as soon as you open your mouth, you can't help but cry.

"Alright, alright." The passer-by changed to a reassuring tone, and even touched the river god's head with his free hand, "I just think it's fun to tease you, I didn't mean to trick you into drinking milk tea, because ...... The milk tea you gave me doesn't taste good. ”

The river god glared fiercely at the passerby.

At the same time, I am a little weak-hearted.

Does the milk tea you make by yourself taste really bad?

But you can't blame the river god for this, after all, the river god himself has never drunk milk tea. Those milk teas conjured with mana are all work props, and according to the rules of the industry, they can only be given away or destroyed, and they can't be drunk as a river god.

"It seems that I guessed correctly, you haven't drunk really good milk tea." Passers-by sat down on the river embankment with two cups of milk tea and looked up at the river god, "That's a pity, you must make up for this regret." ”

The river god looked at the cup of milk tea that passers-by handed him in a daze.

"It's the best milk tea I could find." Passers-by had a relaxed smile on their faces. "Friend, the weather is so good today, why don't you sit down and have a cup of milk tea together?"

The river god stared at the cup of milk tea, and couldn't help but think of the many days in the past, he had seen many mortals walking by the river with milk tea with happy faces.

The way they look when they drink milk tea is really happy.

So milk tea...... It must be really delicious, right?

The accumulated curiosity surged up wildly, and the river god couldn't control his hand, not only took the milk tea, but also consciously sat down next to the passerby, plugged in the straw and took a big sip.

Wow, it's so sweet, it's delicious.

At this moment, the warm spring breeze blows past the river god and passers-by, the river flows slowly, and the whole river seems to begin to exude a faint aroma of milk tea, so pleasant and comfortable.

The river god suddenly stopped being angry, and was even a little happy.

After all, what troubles in this world can't be solved by a cup of delicious milk tea?