Chapter 60: The Unlucky Heartbreaker
Akerem said to the drunken boy, "I'm a little dizzy from drinking, I'll go out first." ”
Aklem wanted to slip away, but someone didn't want to, so Elvis and Shin grabbed him and said, "It's shameful to run away!"
Elvis said: "You dug this hole, even if you cry, you have to fill it yourself." ”
Aklem: "What do you mean I dug it?"
The letter and Elvis said in unison, "Who told you not to choose us." ”
The drunken boy smiled and patted Aklem on the shoulder, and he said, "You just accept your fate!"
Aklem looked at the box that the maid was carrying, and thought to himself: Throwing the dice depends on luck, I won't be so unlucky!
Yushu stood on the hall and said with a smile, "If everyone has no opinion, then we will start." Grandmother, you throw one first. ”
Li Mu smiled and took the gas dice cup, and she shook out a "seven".
The seventh person on the right of Li's mother is her granddaughter Hefeng, Yaxue smiled: "Sister Hefeng, let's draw one!"
Kazufeng reached out and grabbed the box, and then pulled out a note, which she showed to everyone, with the words "green mountains and green waters" written on it. He Feng thought for a while, and said with a smile: "The green mountains are hidden in the water, the mountains are long and the water is wide, the green trees reflect the long summer, and the water village and the mountain Guo wine flag wind." ”
The first word of these four poems spoken by Hefeng just makes up "green mountains and green waters".
After Kazukaze finished speaking, she picked up the dice cup, and everyone's attention was focused on her at once, and she shook out the "five". He Feng smiled and said: "It's five, Your Highness Qingruo, I'm really embarrassed!"
The maid walked in front of Tu Shanqingruo with the box, Tu Shanqingruo rolled up her sleeves, revealing her white arms as white as jade and stretched into the box, she took out a note, opened it and showed it to everyone.
When the wine-swallowing boy saw it, he immediately squirted out a mouthful of wine.
I saw four words written on it: innocent!
"Hahahaha......"
The drunken boy lay down on several cases, laughing like a convulsive neurosis. Everyone looked at him strangely, wondering what he was laughing at. Only Jedi Shinluo, Bai Ze, Harumi, and Akerem knew what he was laughing at.
Aklem looked at the smiling drunken boy, and really wanted to say that he didn't know this thing! Isn't it that when he said the scene, he said that he was "innocent" when he painted Qingruo, as for it?
"Your Highness the Ghost King, why are you laughing?" Ling Qianxiu asked strangely.
The drunken boy smiled bitterly while pounding a few cases, "...... No...... No...... me...... Hahahaha......"
Tu Shanqingruo took the note, looked at the wine-swallowing boy suspiciously, and then glared at him fiercely. The drunken boy finally calmed down, and then sat up straight as if nothing had happened.
In a way, Aklem still admires him. Think about his sentence, "You don't have to worry about those rules, I haven't followed them anyway." "He's really not exaggerating at all! Besides, his face is impregnable!
Seeing Tu Shanqingruo glaring at him, the drunken boy clenched his fists and made an apologetic gesture.
Tu Shanqingruo looked at him coldly, and then read out four lines of poetry, "If the sky is loved, the sky is old, the pearl curtain is empty, and there is nowhere to tell it, only madness, and the evil has not been removed." ”
Her four lines of poetry just make up "innocent".
Then Tu Shanqingruo threw the dice, and she shook out a "six". Six is an even number multiplied by two is twelve, and the twelfth number on the right of Tu Shanqingruo is Jialuo.
Garo is stupid, if he can't say it, then he has to drink twelve cups!
Tu Qingruo made an apologetic expression!
Ling Xiang, Xin, and Elvis looked at his sluggish appearance and immediately gloated there. Aklem whispered, "Be careful, it's your turn. ”
Garo reached for the box with trembling hands, afraid that he would pull out a particularly difficult one. He pulled out the note, opened it, and was immediately in trouble.
Yaxue said: "What did the prince of Jia Luo draw?"
Garo showed it to everyone: Personable!
Everyone immediately laughed when they saw it, and Bai Ze smiled: "Jia Luo is really good luck, good words, good words!"
Jia Luo recited with a bitter face: "The wind is Xiao Xiao Xi is easy to be cold, degree, degree, degree Ling Fang quit the country, Pian, Pian, Pian......" Jia Luo racked his brains, everyone looked at him with a smile and was silent, Jia Luo looked at Tu Shan Qingruo as if asking for help, Tu Shan Qingruo gestured in his chest, and then Jia Luo's face immediately turned cloudy.
"Who is the two riders, blowing my clothes. ”
Graceful, Garo picked up the dice and threw a "fifteen" in a dashing manner.
Aklem: It's okay! Cheating, it's pure cheating! So can he use his mobile phone to check Baidu?
The game is still ongoing, and this kind of game is a little more exciting and elegant than the previous Flying Flower Order. The number of drinks is calculated according to the number of dice, in which case the minimum penalty is three glasses. In order not to be punished for drinking, those who can't say it choose to perform their talents.
After a turn, Aklem was lucky enough to avoid a round, and now the person who shook the dice was Yushu, who shook it and shook the maximum point eighteen. Eighteen, even. Multiply by two to make thirty-six, counting from her right, clockwise around exactly the heart of the heart.
Desperate Luo was dumbfounded!
Aklem and the drunken boy mourned for him.
Yushu covered half of his face with a palace fan, and said apologetically: "I'm really embarrassed, His Royal Highness Absolute Heart Luo!"
Aklem looked at her and said to himself, "How does your tone sound quite happy?"
The maid came over with the box, and the corners of his eyes jumped, and he grabbed the box and took out a note, which read: "Charm and Spirit!"
Desperate Heart: "......"
Everyone: "......"
Aklem, Bai Ze, and the wine-swallowing boy collectively mourned for him!
Others will definitely choose to perform at this time, but Jue Xinluo will definitely choose to drink. Although he is absolutely proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, compared with the people present, his level is really not very good. If it is a drunken boy, he will definitely finish the perfunctory performance at will, and he will offer ugliness! But the face of the absolute heart is not as good as that of the drunken boy, and he can't do this kind of casual and perfunctory performance.
Jue Xinluo pinched the note written in hairpin letters, and almost couldn't control his murderous aura. He gritted his teeth and said, "Wine!"
Yushu seemed to be unbearable, and as if he couldn't bear to laugh, he said softly: "That...... Then bring the penalty wine that has been prepared in advance!"
Two maids came up with wine, and the thirty-six glasses were all of the kind of one big glass. Akelim looked at the jade tree above: Did you really not mean it?
The wine used for the punishment is not agar liquor, but the most famous liquor of the demon clan - Wuyang wine. A few glasses of wine will make you feel like you're dancing on the sun.
Jue Xinluo picked up the luminous cup and drank the large cup in one go, everyone shouted hello, and then he drank all thirty-six cups without pause.
Thirty-six \ large cups of Wuyang wine are in the stomach, even the absolute heart Luo is a little unbearable. However, looking at his face, Akerem was probably generally fine.
Ling Qianxiu smiled and said, "Your Highness has a good amount of wine!"
The wine-swallowing boy also clapped his hands!
The crowd echoed and was known to be yes!
After Absolute Heart Luo finished drinking, it was his turn to shake the dice and come out of the fourteenth, fourteen times two by twenty-eight, and the twenty-eighth to the right of Absolute Heart Luo was the granddaughter of Li Mu-Ning Bing.
Ning Bing smiled and pulled out a note from the box, which read: Repay the peach.
When Ning Bing saw it, he smiled and said: "Vote for me with papaya, a pot of wine in the peach and plum spring breeze, and the peach blossoms will bloom together, and Li Bai will want to go by boat." ”
The dice were shaken, and it didn't take long for them to reach Yushu's hands again.
Yushu picked up the dice cup, and the pair of Danfeng eyes also glanced at Jue Xinluo. Jue Xinluo ate the food, not looking at her at all, and a wave of anger rose in Yushu's eyes. The dice rattled as she shook them, and she lifted the lid.
As soon as everyone saw it, all their eyes were focused on Absolute Heart Luo.
Jue Xinluo bit a piece of meat, felt everyone's gaze, and looked at Yushu with hindsight. Yushu looked at him apologetically, "Your Highness, I'm really sorry. ”
She shook out another eighteen!
Desperate Heart: "......"
Achillem was smiling from the sidelines, he could see that this game was for the Desperate Heart. That Miss Yushu goddess had intentions, but she had no choice but to have no dreams of King Luo Xiang! Therefore, this Miss Yushu was deliberately targeting Absolute Heart Luo.
Desperate Luo gritted his teeth, his hand pinched the ivory chopsticks, and the chopsticks were cracked.
The maid presented the box with both hands under the murderous gaze of Desperate Heart, and Desperate Luo murderously pulled out a note, on which were written four words: Furious.
Jue Xinluo looked at those four words, he was really angry now!
Jue Xinluo stared at those four words deadly, and didn't open his mouth for a long time, and everyone knew that he probably couldn't make up four sentences. It's just that if you really pay another thirty-six glasses, it would be a bit inappropriate.
Wuyang wine is not like ordinary wine, one cup of belly makes people feel a warm current in the body, two cups of stomach can sweat, three or four cups down like roasting in the stove. Wuyang wine was originally invented to treat cold poison, and the medicinal nature of the wine was violent, and later because of its potence, it became a measure for drunkards to compete with the amount of alcohol.
Ordinary demon clans don't dare to drink such wine, Absolute Heart Luo is strong, and he can suppress it after thirty-six cups. He might be able to hold on to another thirty-six glasses, but Desperate Luo Ke is a violent temper, and if he drinks this strong wine one by one, he may set him on fire, and he will have a seizure here at once.
The future Dragon Emperor of the Dragon Clan started to get drunk, and that was not something ordinary people could stop. Specifically, when he was three hundred and six years old, he became drunk and became a giant dragon raining crazy everywhere in the Eastern Wilderness, and finally broke Yu Yanfeng, the first peak of the Eastern Wilderness, with one tail; at the age of five hundred and eleven, he became drunken and crazy, which directly sank the land of Westminster; when he was six hundred and sixteen years old, he became drunken and crazy, and one person wiped out the blue wolf clan and other glorious deeds.
Among the four Qingming, Bai Ze, Jiu Swallowing Boy, and Absolute Heart Luo, Absolute Heart Luo is the youngest, the strongest, and the most explosive. There are few people in the Three Realms who dare to provoke him, because he never plays cards according to the routine, and if you want to play tricks with him, he will directly pick you with one shot.
As for why this thing is so irritable and hasn't been beaten to death until now, because this thing can really fight! There are probably few opponents in the Three Realms. And he is also the future Dragon Emperor, not only can he fight, but the dragon clan is also very good!