Chapter 96: Kang a Hammer

It's not that there is a girl with a height of 1.8 meters, and going to the men's toilet or something may also be a personal hobby?

Anyway, the guest toilet or something...... It doesn't seem like many people go?

When faced with a reality that they don't want to believe, people can always find countless excuses for themselves.

Tian Luo, who was deeply hit, walked back with heavy steps, and at the same time brainwashed himself frantically in his heart: Wolf Hall is a girl, the real person is super good-looking, and the speech is super good-looking......

As long as I don't believe in it, a goddess will always be a goddess!

Gu Congxin waited to start the next handful, but no one came back left and right, and he couldn't help but be a little worried: "Why haven't you come back for so long?" This honest man won't really touch the macho man's ass, right? ”

"At this time, the entire bathroom is enough for him to touch it once." Ji Shaoyi held his chin and said with a solemn face: "Wouldn't it be because of this that the anger of the crowd was aroused and someone beat him?" ”

Gu Congxin nodded approvingly, and said, "Tomorrow morning's news is here, shocking!" A man strayed into the men's toilet of the Comic Con, touched eighteen in a row, all of them were not easy to mess with, and he couldn't go into the ICU if he played hooligans! ”

"As soon as I opened my mouth, I was an old UC." Ji Shaoyi gave her a thumbs up, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt that it was possible.

He rubbed the ground and stood up, and was about to brave the men's toilet to rescue his child daughter-in-law.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to say to Lang Qiao with tears in his eyes: "Lang Jun, if I don't come back in twenty minutes, you will ......."

He choked up contrivedly, and before he could finish his words, he saw Lang Qiao and said indifferently: "I'll just change my son to raise?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......"

He swallowed the sentence 'You just find a good man to marry', wiped away his self-inflicted tears, and said with a resolute face: "You can help me call 120 and 110." ”

Lang Qiao: "...... "I thought you weren't afraid of death."

After explaining the aftermath, Ji Shao was about to rush to the bathroom as soon as he raised his legs, and before he took two steps, he saw Tian Luo floating back like a wandering spirit, and sat down on the stool dejectedly, and the whole person was a lost soul with a capital letter.

As soon as Ji Shao braked suddenly, he slipped in front of him and began to understand the situation: "What's the matter?" ”

As he spoke, he tilted his head and looked Tian Luo up and down, and muttered, "I don't miss arms or legs......"

Maybe he was used to seeing it before, so that Tian Luo suddenly realized now that the face of his family boss seemed to be quite suitable for women's clothing.

And it may not be worse than the Wolf Palace......

That kind of man's face that brings disaster to the country and the people is real!

After realizing this, the villain in Tian Luo's heart cried even louder: Woo woo woo woo is all a lie on the Internet!

In the next few hours, no matter how Ji Shaoyi and Gu Congxin asked, Tian Luo didn't say a word about his tragic experience in the bathroom as if his vocal cords had been sealed.

However, his eyes looked at Ji Shaoyi more and more strangely, so strange that Ji Shaoyi felt that he might have awakened some new cognition in the bathroom, and began to covet his body like other ordinary people......

Otherwise, why would his eyes be gaygay? And a hundred million points of evil.

Under Tian Luo's gaze, Ji Shaoyi was like a thorn in the back, and the game was uncomfortable.

After exhausting his physical strength, he decisively got up and said, "I'll go to the opposite side to see which group is in turn." ”

Without waiting for Lang Qiao and Gu Congxin to respond, he left the Convention and Exhibition Center building as if he was fleeing, silently squatting at the door of the Internet café for the audition to blow the cold wind.

What's even more terrifying is that after a while, his mobile phone shook.

Ji Shaoyi shivered and took out his mobile phone and saw ......

[The little snail blew a few times, and the seagull flew a few times after listening to it: Boss, can you give me Kangkang in women's clothing? ] 】

In order to be able to completely die, he still wants to see with his own eyes how a macho man turns into a goblin who brings disaster to the country and the people......

And Ji Shaoyi: "??? "I gave you freedom so much that you dare to covet Lao Tzu now?

He was so stupid, really, he only knew that there were a lot of little red guys in their school who coveted his body, but he didn't expect that there was a little red guy who had already lived with him.

[Gank your heart: You have a hammer, get out!] 】

After sternly rejecting his perverted request, Ji Shaoyi took out his small notebook and wrote about today's self-cultivation in the cold wind.

[What day is October, the wind is super strong, I'm super scared.

Grandpa Tian has been thinking about it for so long, and finally showed his fangs to me! Just kidding, how can lonely women's clothes be imagined by ordinary people?

Except for Lang Jun, hehehehe......]

It wasn't until the Comic Con was about to end that Lang Qiao and the others received news from Ji Shaoyi that the last group of games was about to start.

This Internet café looks old and dilapidated from the outside, and it is the same after entering.

Not to mention anything else, anyway, it's far from the Shangke E-sports Stadium they go to every day.

The computer is separated from each other by a partition, and the contestant can only judge the enemy's position through his own screen, otherwise it is a violation.

After the contestants were seated as required, the staff read out the rules of the competition, and then all put on headphones and the competition began.

Gu Congxin was still smiling and playing with Lang Qiao before entering the door, and immediately felt the same suffocation as the college entrance examination when he entered the door.

And the staff who walked back and forth behind them were the invigilators.

What's worse is that she still has at least a large number of questions to do during the college entrance examination, and now she ......

For her, a rookie who has just been in the pit for half a month and has not even touched the operation, it is tantamount to handing over a blank slur.

Gu Congxin took a deep breath, and as soon as he set himself a goal in his heart not to drag his feet, he heard that Ji Shaoyi, who was mentally retarded, was like the village director, and adjusted the wheat and began to mentally pollute them: "Hey, hey, hey? Can you hear ME? Lang Jun Lang Jun Lang Jun? ”

Lang Qiao nodded at the team microphone with an expressionless face: "Shut up." ”

"After all, it's the first official competition, and there still needs to be a sense of ceremony." Ji Shaoyi cleared his throat, and the old cadres were full of style: "Let me tell you a few words, the audition is not as terrible as everyone thinks, what if other teams are instigating this kind of sprout?" ”

Gu Congxin: "??? "I'm sorry to be offended.

"So don't have psychological pressure when you enter the game later, you can play how you usually play later, Lang Jun and I are responsible for scoring points, Tian Luo is responsible for investigating, and instigating ......"

He paused, and after organizing the vocabulary for a long time, he coldly popped out a sentence: "Pay attention to safety when instigating and throwing thunder, don't blow up your teammates." ”

Gu Congxin: "...... "Okay, I understand, you're here to break my mentality.

It's because of the in her brain that she thinks this dog thing will open the microphone to comfort her, right?