Chapter 0441

Kyoto, Seimon House.

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The pawn walked out and clenched his fists: "The master ordered Deputy Commander A Tie'er and the county lord to enter the hall!" Finish standing by the door.

The two of them entered the study one after the other.

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In the study, but just the master, Ximen Ye said, the three housekeepers.

The three of them were discussing something.

Just listen to the housekeeper: "Master, now that the soldiers have completed their training, it is a good time to set off to conquer the headless village!"

"Yes!" The master nodded and said softly, "The headless village is stubborn, burning, beheading, robbing, doing all kinds of evil, disturbing the business travelers dare not cross the road, and the surrounding people are not at peace, so they should be destroyed!" ”

“……… Just send the 9,000 guards outside the city, and the night will definitely sweep away the headless village for the world! Ximen Ye said that when he heard that the master intended to pawn, he was overjoyed and stepped forward to speak loudly.

"But although the headless village is all reckless, I heard that the master of their village is highly skilled in martial arts, and the skills of the night may not be able to beat the master of the village......... "The master is worried.

The master happened to see Ah Tie'er and Tingyu coming in, and Ah Tie'er respectfully: "Ah Tie'er meets the master!"

The master smiled: "Listen to the rain, Ah Tie'er, and sit down." Today, I came here to discuss how to capture the headless village. Would you like to go? ”

Ah Tie'er was overjoyed: "Ah Tie'er is willing to go out with the team to conquer the headless thief!"

"But that's not right!" Simon was in a hurry.

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"What's wrong?" The master continued: "Although Ah Tie'er is young, martial arts is indeed not a general. And he was resolute, when he was in Taimenmen, he dared to intercept the poisonous dragon Gumenmu, and was hit by the poisonous dragon palm of Gumenmu, but he still fought with the disciples of Taimenmen for a long time before he was defeated! What a rare talent! ”

“……… The guards are as strong as a cloud, and 9,000 border guards are going to exterminate thousands of thieves, and they are afraid that this battle will not be won? No matter how good the owner of the village is, he will be defeated! Ximen Ye said that the analysis made the grandfather's worries alleviate a lot.

"But Brother Ah Tie'er's martial arts are superb, and he can really help his brother!" Listen to the rain but don't feel it.

"I don't need his help." Ximen Ye said coldly: "The fighting array is not a personal martial arts, no matter how advanced the martial arts of the village master is, he is not afraid!" Please Xu Changqing as the deputy general of the team, and a certain road, leading the pawn to suppress the thief! Simon said proudly.

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The master glanced back and forth at Ximen Yeshu and Ah Tie'er, and when he saw that Ah Tie'er was silent, he glanced at the housekeeper again.

The butler nodded slightly.

The master knew in his heart: "Yes! led the team by Ye Shuo, and Chang Qing was the deputy! ”

"Yes!" Ximen was ecstatic when he heard this, and glanced at Ah Tie'er provocatively, seeing that Ah Tie'er was silent, he snorted coldly and said, "That night, I will talk about preparing for the thief!" He turned around and walked out.

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Seeing that Ximen Ye was so arrogant, his heart moved slightly, and he said to Ah Tie'er: "The master originally hoped that Ah Tie'er could make great contributions by taking advantage of this thief." Now that he has been rejected by Ye Shuo, can he be angry? ”

"Ah Tie'er doesn't dare!" Ah Tie'er said slowly, "Young Master Ximen is right, this fight does not need Ah Tie'er to participate, and it will definitely be able to exterminate the headless village." Ah Tie'er knew the grace of the grandfather. If you have the opportunity in the future, you will definitely make great achievements! ”

"Yes!" The master laughed and took three breaths in a row, "Then that's it for today!" Next time, if you have the opportunity, it's not too late to send Ah Tie'er to hone it! ”

"Command!" Ah Tie'er arched his hand and said, "Then Ah Tie'er is gone!" ”

"Yes, let's go!" The master didn't keep him, obviously he had other important matters to discuss with the housekeeper.

Artiel exited the study.

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Tingyu glared at the grandfather: "Dad, if you insist on letting Brother Ah Tie'er go, my brother will not dare to insist on objecting, hum!" After that, without waiting for the grandfather to react, he chased Ah Tie'er out.

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When the master heard this, he smiled unconsciously, and said to the housekeeper: "Ha, it's really unpleasant!" I've only known this Ah Tie'er for a long time, and I've helped him speak! ”

The housekeeper is respectful, "Ah Tie'er is a faction of characters, martial arts and high, and he is favored by the young lady, but it is common sense!" ”

"Yes, let's leave these trivialities alone." The master waved his hand, motioned for the housekeeper to sit down, and began to discuss other matters with the housekeeper.

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Next.

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Before dawn, Ximen Yeshuo and Chang Qing led the 9,000 brigade to set off to suppress the thieves.

Listening to the rain, he only immersed himself in the study time and did not go to see him off.

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A few days later, Ximen Ye said that the news from there was all good news, and there were no big twists and turns.

It is said that now he has led the brigade to surround the mountain where the headless village is located, and only wait for the lack of grain and grass in the headless village and the low morale, so he will launch an attack from behind.

When Ah Tie'er saw this information, she was extremely happy.

A Ximen night said that if it can really exterminate the headless village, it will be a great achievement for the people around Kyoto City.

The second is that you can use the information that Ximen said in the night, listen to the rain together, and deduce it together with the military book to learn this team strategy.

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The two of them, one as a headless thief village, and the other as a thief brigade that Ximen said at night, found a map, and kept circling and drawing.

Listening to the rain took the initiative to ask to be a headless thief village, Ah Tie'er, who was beheaded every time, was defeated and lost, and lost his armor.

Later, after more deductions, Ah Tie'er had a lot of understanding of the words and lines on the military book, and he was able to organize the attack and defense, and he held on to the rain for a while. Sometimes, he can be a cardinal and a strange victory.

Every day when they practiced martial arts, the two of them still practiced the Qingying Sword Technique together.

Listening to the rain is talented, but it is smart, plus there is this complete sword spectrum, and Ah Tie'er, who has been using this sword technique for a long time, from the side, Tingyu's current Qingying sword technique has been practiced to the ninth style.

Today, however, it is the tenth form of ensemble dance.

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The tenth style is called sighing and stopping, Ah Tie'er has seen Ke Wuchen and his wife practice before, but he always feels extremely sluggish, the sword intent cannot be reached, and the power of the sword move can only be exerted in six out of ten.

On this day, I and Tingyu practiced this trick there. Unexpectedly, these two swords were as if they were in response.

The two staggered by, and Ah Tie'er grabbed Tingyu's hand directly.

Continuing to sigh at each other, the two of them seemed to have an aura, and Ah Tie'er's sharp sword caused Tingyu's sword to stab out together.

In an instant, more than a hundred and ten swords were stabbed.

The big tree on the side of it danced so that the leaves fell and the branches were broken.

Ah Tie'er stopped his sword and pondered.

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Hearing that Yu saw the power of this sword move, he had come to his senses, and was surprised, looked at Ah Tie'er, and asked, "Brother Ah Tie'er, after we dance with our two swords, why is this power so great?"

"Hah!" Ah Tie'er reacted and said with a smile, "I've always wondered how the last nine styles of this Qingying Sword Dance can turn around." In the past, every time I watched my eldest brother and sister-in-law practice, I felt that I was extremely sluggish and had no way! It turns out that this swordsmanship is actually the same mind between the two people, so that it can exert its might! ”

"Heart-to-heart?" Hearing the rain is shocked, he said, "That's the case, no wonder the power of this sword technique is so amazing, we have to be at least a foot away from the big tree, but we can stir the big tree like this, how did we achieve the same heart just now?" ”

"I don't know, it should be a kind of awareness, if the eldest brother and sister-in-law discover this essentials at that time, and the two of them burst out with this consciousness when practicing the sword, it will greatly increase the power of the Qingying Sword Technique. Xu will not die at the hands of Liu Jin and Jian Qing.

"Celebration?" Listen to the rain and ask.

A Tie'er was disgusted: "He is one of the leaders of the emperor's clothes and guards today, and his martial arts are very profound."

"Yes." Listen to the rain: "Come, let's continue the drill!"

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The two jumped into the courtyard and danced together in the combined fencing style of the Qingying Sword Technique.

This Qingying swordsmanship is really just a unique swordsmanship that is not complete, only the first nine styles, although the power is good, but it is only a first-class swordsmanship in the world.

Later, in order to lure the arrogant into the trap, Gumenmu cooperated with the Jueqin Palace and introduced Liu Ruyan to the front of the arrogant and incomplete situation.

When he saw Liu Ruyan, he was full of pride and fell in love. Later, he gave up the magic skill and the shadowless sword, and his temperament changed greatly.

Xuan took Liu Ruyan to leave the Wufu Gate, lived in seclusion, and danced swords and chanted poems every day.

Later, the two of them actually integrated the Penglai swordsmanship into this Qingying swordsmanship, and slowly practiced the joint fencing method of dancing with both swords, which greatly increased its power for a while, and became the world's top swordsmanship.

It's just that the conditions for this sword technique to be used are harsh, and the two people of the sword must be united and fit each other.

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When he had to practice the twelfth style, Ah Tie'er threw Tingyu high into the air, and the two of them danced their swords together and attacked the big tree not far away.

Unexpectedly, the body of the tree was shaken, and it was cut into three parts.

Ah Tie'er was surprised and shouted: "Listen to the rain, be careful!" A dry land pulled up, rose to the sky, stretched out his arms, caught the rain, avoided the broken tree trunks, and fell to the ground.

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"Listen to the rain, it's okay!" Ah Tie'er landed slowly and asked anxiously.

Hearing the rain, he immediately stood up: "No, it's okay!" Brother Xie Tie'er! ”

Ah Tie'er didn't see anything, and when she heard the rain, she didn't have anything to do, so she thought about the swordsmanship just now.

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It didn't take long for the personal maid to suddenly walk in, and saw that the big tree in the courtyard was broken into three pieces and scattered on the ground, and he was surprised: "What's wrong with this big tree, could it be that there are monsters infested?"

Hearing the girl's scream, Tingyu raised his head and glanced at the maid with disgust: "Silly girl." Aren't they all sleeping lazy at this time in the past? ”

"Why!" The maid didn't follow, and walked over and pulled Tingyu's sleeve and said, "It's not that Miss studies literature and martial arts with Deputy Commander A Tie'er every day, and has no time to deal with people." Then I had to sleep! At the end, a pair of big watery eyes roamed back and forth, causing Tingyu to laugh loudly.

"Yes!" Listening to the rain to stop laughing, "What's the matter with this girl, hurry up and tell the truth!" ”

The maid tilted her head stupidly: "Miss, the master summoned Miss and Deputy Commander A Tie'er in the study to discuss something important!"

Listening to the summons of the master, he didn't dare to slack off when he heard the rain, and came to the master's study with Ah Tie'er.

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There were only two people in the study, Mrs. Ximen and the housekeeper, and they saw Tingyu and Ah Tie'er coming in.

The grandfather asked: "Ah Tie'er, I heard that I have been practicing literature and martial arts recently, and I have made rapid progress, and even this precious daughter who has studied poetry and books is not as good as this?"

"The master praised, even if he studied hard for another ten years, Ah Tie'er couldn't compare to listening to the rain!" Ah Tie'er replied.

The grandfather smiled: "Don't be modest, I asked you to wait today, because I need Ah Tie'er to make suggestions, and this grandfather and the housekeeper have not thought of the best countermeasures for the time being."

Hearing that Yu knew that this matter was not trivial, he asked: "Dad, is it not good for my brother to suppress the thief?"

The master sighed and waved his hand: "It's not something I said at night, I just got the news, the treasury is near, and the salary allocated by the Ministry of War will be reduced next year!"

"What?" Hearing Yu Zhen say in surprise, "In a place like Kyoto, shouldn't the annual military salary be thunderous?" How could it be cut? ”

"Ahem!" The housekeeper coughed and said, "The emperor's decree is exactly that. In fact, the emperor allocated 100,000 taels of silver to Liu Jin for the construction of the tiger house. I don't want this Liu Jin and his gang of errands to steal profits from it. The 100,000 taels were only repaired, and less than half of them were used up. Seeing this, Liu Jin said to the emperor that there has been no chaos recently, and the salary of the guards around Kyoto has been reduced! ”

"Is this a foregone conclusion?" Ah Tie'er asked slowly.

"Yes!" The master nodded heavily and said, "The emperor's decree has been drafted, just waiting to be sent to us!" You must know that Kyoto is a central center, and the salaries of the surrounding defense forces are quite tight every year, and they cannot be cut any longer! ”

Ah Tie'er knew that if the army was cut down, leading to the abolition of the Ximen Mansion's brigade, I was afraid that even the thieves would not be able to exterminate it. And it is to bow your head and think positively.

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"Master!" At this time, the housekeeper said, "That's it, we still have to start from throttling!" Reduce the use of our Ximen Mansion, although it can't save too much, but it is better than nothing! ”

"It's not a long-term solution!" The master shook his head and said, "The consumption of Ximen Mansion is not large, even if this grandfather does not eat and drink, it is not enough for the silver expenses of this brigade!" ”

"Master Qiqi!" At this time, the guards outside suddenly shouted outside, "The night said that the young master returned triumphantly, the Mudong team has returned to the camp, and the night said that the young master has led the guards on the way back to the house!" ”

"Oh?" The master was overjoyed when he heard this, his face turned cloudy and clear, and he laughed loudly and said, "The day before yesterday, this kid sent a report back saying that he would win or lose with the headless village in the next two days, I don't want it to be so fast!" Yes, ignore these disappointments, let's go to meet him together, and give this thief a great hero! Wan Ran stood up happily, came over and pulled up Tingyu with one hand, and Ah Tie'er with the other, and walked towards the door of the house.

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I heard that Ximen Ye said that he had returned victoriously, and he was happy for his eldest brother, but after thinking about it, he secretly took a look at Ah Tie'er, but he was afraid that Ah Tie'er would not be happy.

I don't want to be a tie'er although he has been poor since childhood, but he has a magnificent bearing, and he can hear Ximen Ye say triumph, which means the destruction of the headless village, so that the people around Kyoto are much less afraid, and finally can restore that peaceful day.

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Seeing Ah Tie'er's smile, listening to the rain seemed to understand Ah Tie'er's heart, he smiled and smiled, packed up his mood, and followed the master to greet the triumphant eldest brother.

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The three of them traveled all the way, and the officials of the Ximen Mansion who got the news were all happily going to the front of the mansion to arrange, and they came to the front of the mansion with the three of them.

After a while, the flowers and greens were arranged in front of the Ximen Mansion, and everyone stood in front of the door, looking happily into the distance of the street.

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In just a moment, the cheers of the people who spontaneously organized themselves continued to come, all of them wishing the victory of the brigade that had returned from the thieves.

Gradually, this shout was approaching, and a white horse flashed on the street, on which sat a dashing general with a silver helmet and white armor and a silver spear with rotten heads.

But I saw him with a leisurely face, holding a weapon in one hand and waving it in the other, and every time the people who could provoke him shouted in unison: "General Simon is mighty!" And every cheer, Simon Ye, who was provoked, was intoxicated and accepted with a face.

Chang Qingcha behind him saw the gate of Ximen Mansion dozens of steps away, and found that the lanterns were surrounded by people, and the grandfather was standing at the door in person.

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Zongma came to Ximen Yeshuo's side and whispered: "Young master, the old lady is waiting at the gate of Ximen Mansion!" Let's speed up and report the victory! ”

"Oh?" Ximen woke up like a dream, lowered his head, and saw the master standing in the crowd, looking at himself with a happy face, and couldn't help but move.

When he stood up and took a closer look, he saw Ah Tie'er and Tingyu standing behind the side of the master, their faces changed slightly, and they became angry, and whispered, "Little ones, the master personally welcomed us at the gate of Ximen Mansion, and sped up to report the victory for the master!" ”

"Yes!" The more than 100 guards behind him shouted in unison, and they trotted and followed Ximen Yeshuo to the gate of Ximen Mansion.

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Ximen Ye said that he turned over the saddle and fell off the horse, bent on one knee on the ground, lowered his head, and clenched his fists: "The last general is fortunate not to be dishonored and breaks through the headless village." Four hundred and twenty-nine thieves were taken prisoner. The casualties of the brigade are less than 100 people, and we are here to offer victory! ”

The more than 100 guards were already kneeling on the ground after Ximen Yeshuo, and said in unison: "We have exterminated the headless village, and we have come to offer victory to the master!"

"Yes!" After hearing this, the master was overjoyed, with such a small casualty, he actually exterminated the headless village of five thousand thieves, and looked at Ximen Ye said that he returned victoriously, and there were faint tears flashing in the corners of his eyes, and he stepped down the steps in a few steps, came to the front of Ximen Yeshuo, and helped him up with both hands.

He turned to the guards who were kneeling on the ground: "Everyone has worked hard, get up!" Today's victory, for the world to sweep away the thieves, this grandfather gave each person a tael of silver, three days of rest! ”

"Thank you, Master Xie!" All the guards stood up in joy.

The master turned his head to the butler and said, "Arrange it, arrange a banquet, and reward the soldiers!" ”

"Yes!" The butler immediately answered the order and turned around to make arrangements.

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The grandfather took Ximen Ye's hand and said: "I have to celebrate today, let's go!" After pulling Ximen Ye, he walked towards Ximen Mansion.

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Listening to the rain and Ah Tie'er, they didn't have time to talk to Ximen Ye, so they followed the master all the way back to Ximen Mansion and walked straight to the banquet hall.

After walking a few steps, the master turned back and shouted to the people at the door: "Tonight is a great victory, no matter what you do, let it go." Come to this celebration feast! After striding forward, he pulled Simon Ye and walked away.

All the subordinates, including Ah Tie'er and Tingyu, all shouted in unison: "Yes!" Xuan all followed the master and walked towards the banquet hall together.

Listening to the rain, he also said happily to Ah Tie'er: "It's been a long time since I've seen my father so excited!"

"yes!" Ah Tie'er asked, "It's rare that the master is so excited today!" ”

Listening to the rain, he looked at A Tie'er and smiled: "Dad has a straight face on weekdays, and he works hard for the people's livelihood all day long." Where is there such a thing today, celebrating the new and forgetting the old, looking at the eldest brother, but I was stunned! ”

Ah Tie'er heard the words of the rain, and paid attention to Ximen Ye's words, but found that he was really stunned as if he heard what the rain said, and his body was wooden and walked with the master, but the eyes were full of joy, and he was very excited, and nodded: "Yes!" The young master said that he was very excited, whoever won a big victory, and could be so appreciated by the master, he would be moved! ”

Hearing the rain, he looked at Ah Tie'er: "Brother Ah Tie'er, the team strategy is very high, and the progress is rapid!" Just give Big Brother Ah Tie'er a chance, it's okay! ”

"Hah!" Ah Tie'er is in a good mood, "The progress is fast, and it is not the work of this teacher!" There will be achievements in the future, but this skill is half of the rain! ”

Tingyu nodded: "That's okay, in the future, Brother Ah Tie'er will have merit, and he can score half of Tingyu!"

"Yes!" Ah Tie'er nodded and said seriously.

"Say it out!" Listen to the rain.

"No other!" Ah Tie'er has indeed learned a lot of words these days, at least this is correct.

Tingyu wrinkled his nose, and he looked very stunned: "That's!" Let's go to the big brother's banquet. I hope to hold a celebration banquet for Ah Tie'er in the future! Ha! After saying that, he made that very angry appearance and laughed.

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The ministers of the Ximen Mansion on the side were all looking at each other, but when these two people did not exist, they walked into the banquet hall quickly.

Ah Tie'er took Tingyu and walked in.

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The banquet hall of Ximen Mansion occupies a large area, which can accommodate more than 100 people at the same time.

The banquet hall was full of people, and the servants of Ximen Mansion were all shuttling through it, filling the banquet table with melons, fruits, and snacks.

The master pulled Simon Yeshu and walked to the main table, pointed to the main seat, and said to Ximen Ye, who was unconscious: "Ye said, today's triumph, this lord deserves to sit!"

Simon Ye said that he could hear this, but he finally came to his senses and hurriedly excused himself: "Well, then, that ........."

"Sooner or later, this position will be said by night!" The master was really happy, and said bluntly, "If you get merit like this every time, you can go to enjoy happiness as soon as possible!" Today's victory, this lord has to be relinquished, don't shirk! ”

Ximen Yeshu's eyes lit up when he heard this, he nodded, strode to the vicinity of the main seat, and sat straight up.

The master sat beside Ximen Yeshuo with a smile, and looked at Chang Qing, who was dressed in black armor: "General Chang, today's assistant Yeshuo has achieved this good news, but it is a meritorious achievement, come, and take a seat!"

That Chang Qing made a gesture with a sneering face, took two steps, and sat down next to Ximen Yeshu.

At this time, the master happened to see Ah Tie'er and Tingyu walking in, and shouted: "Ah Tie'er, listen to the rain, come, come here!" Tonight the night said that it has achieved great success, accompany the night to say together! ”

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As soon as Ah Tie'er entered the banquet hall, he heard the shouts of the grandfather, and when he saw that he had made himself sit down, he didn't want to think about it at all, so he pulled Tingyu and walked over.

Came to the main table, and said to Ximen Ye seriously: "Congratulations to the son of the world for his amazing work in suppressing thieves!" Defend the people around Kyoto! ”

Ximen Ye said that he was arrogant and ignored Ah Tie'er. But when I came to this kind of treatment today, I was excited. Second, he saw Ah Tie'er's sincerity, stood up, and clenched his fists: "......, but I just did my duty!"

"Yes!" Hearing the rain at this time, he stepped forward and said, "Big brother, little sister agrees very much!" Today, I have to see that the eldest brother has achieved such a great achievement, but I will have to pay tribute to the eldest brother a few bowls of wine later, and the eldest brother must not refuse! ”

"Hah!" Ximen Ye said that he looked at the rain with a smile, and laughed and said, "Yes! Even if you come, you will definitely have a glass of wine today, and you will never push it! ”

The three of them all looked at each other and smiled, but the previous unhappiness disappeared, and they all sat down together.

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The grandfather saw that he listened to the rain and said that the two were in harmony at night, and when he saw it again, he was completely aware of it, and he was not limited to the small section of ants. But he was overjoyed, and laughed loudly: "Come on, open the table!"

"Yes!" The steward who presided over the banquet over there listened to the order of the master, so that all the servants served the wine and food like water, and all the subordinates were overjoyed.

After the wine and food were served, the grandfather picked up the wine glass, stood up, pulled up Ximen Ye and said, "I said that I will return victoriously tonight, and this grandfather is happy!" This banquet is specially set up to say good luck for the night, and you must have fun today! ”

"Master Xie, He Shizi!" All the vassals in the banquet hall shouted in unison.

"Yes! This first cup, let's salute the night together and say, may he be prosperous! The master nodded happily, finished speaking, and directly picked up the wine glass and drank the wine in the cup.

"I wish the prince a prosperous martial arts!" All the subordinates, including Ah Tie'er, said the same, and drank all the wine in their cups.

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At this point, this banquet has begun, and all the ministers frequently toast to Ximen Ye, that is, Ah Tie'er and Tingyu also toast together.

That Chang Qing was the protector of the heart, afraid that Ximen Ye would say that he was drunk, so he frequently helped Ximen Ye to stop the wine, but after a while, he was drunk and collapsed to the ground.

The master laughed loudly and ordered the servants to help Chang Qing go down to rest.

Then he actually came to help Ximen Ye say that he was blocking the wine, but the master was bottomless, and he was not drunk.

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The banquet was held from noon until sunset, but all the vassals were a little drunk, and they were all vain in their walk, and they were shaken down by the servants.

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Far north, ten miles away.

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That's someone's neighbor.

He got up early in the morning and shouted loudly in the house. But on weekdays, this family is very peaceful, and slightly louder movements are very rare.

What's going on?

Eventually, the noise caused the neighbors to come to the door.

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"What's wrong with him?"

And they saw the man's wife at the gate.

"I don't know, he got up early in the morning and shouted, saying that a snake had crawled into his stomach."

"Impossible."

"Don't worry about it, take him to the hospital. Let's see what the doctor says. ”

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They took him to the city's infirmary.

After the doctor took the pulse and looked at his stomach, he just said, "There is no problem."

But how could he believe it?

When they came together in the morning, he felt something unusual. Even, he clearly felt a snake crawling in his stomach.

He was terrified.

So, he squeezed the doctor's hand and called the doctor for help.

But what can the doctor do, everyone who comes to the clinic has a physical problem.

But this person has no problem at all.

Even, it's hard to find another person who is as healthy as him.

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Finally.

The doctor has nothing to do, there is nothing he can do.

I had to prescribe a few ordinary prescriptions to get the man away.

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When I got home, I was greeted by a man who passed by the door.

He was still shouting.

There was a snake in the stomach but the quack doctor said that there was no problem, so how could there be something absolutely wrong.

He began to disbelieve the doctor, and kept cursing. Angry shouting that all the doctors in the world are liars!

It's so loud and full of energy, and few people can be like him.

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In front of the door, a man stopped.

Aware of the fake.

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It's night.

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The man screamed all day, and finally fell asleep.

One came knocking on the door.

The man's wife went and opened the door.

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In front of the door stood a man with a snake in his hand.

"When the man wakes up, tell him that this is crawling out of his mouth."

The wife was very puzzled and took the snake.

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Next.

When the man awoke, his wife took the snake and went into the room.

I saw the snake in my wife's hand.

The man was astonished, and could not help but say:

"Just say it's a quack! Really, the snake is clearly in the stomach, but there is no problem with anything! ”

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