Ji Shaoyi: "......" doesn't mention drunkenness, we are still good friends.

He scratched his head tactically, and said with a weak face: "It's not annoying, I'll go to school in a few days......"

Even if Cheng Gong took out a pen and asked him to write a 10,000-word review on the spot to reflect on his heinous crimes that night......

As long as Cheng Gongken nods, let him be a cow and a horse, and he won't even blink an eyelid!

After the two chatted for a while, the sound of Mr. Lang shouting for dinner came from downstairs.

After Lang Qiao answered, he even lowered his voice with Ji Shaoyi: "I won't tell you, my father called me to dinner." ”

The sneaky little appearance was like being a thief, and Ji Shaoyi let out a 'tsk', and his voice was full of unhappiness: "How can you speak?" ”

Lang Qiao blinked blankly, not understanding why he was suddenly unhappy again after chatting well.

As soon as Ji Shao saw her reaction, he knew that his family's Langjun's old problem of being a straight person had been committed again, so he could only smile helplessly: "As the first prize winner of the Jinhua City Primary and Secondary School Students' Essay Competition, I can tell you very responsibly that our usage is completely different from mine." ”

“？？？” Lang Qiao was still confused: "For example? ”

"For example, when chatting with my boyfriend, some 'I' can be completely replaced with 'we'." Ji Shaoyi hinted madly.

Lang Qiao silently understood in his heart for a while, and then gave him an affirmative look: "Understood." ”

Ji Shaoyi was secretly happy in his heart, and was wondering how she could be so enlightened today, when he saw the person on the screen waving at him seriously: "I won't tell you, let's go to dinner." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" you eat a hammer!

He was autistic.

He collapsed into the sofa in despair, as if he was about to die in the next second.

"What the hell is going on?" Lang Qiao continued to be confused: "Is my sentence wrong?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Ji Shaoyi clapped his little hands perfunctorily and praised insincerely: "It's just opening the door to his mother, and I'm home." ”

"Then why do you have such an autistic expression?" Lang Qiao's face was full of disbelief.

What can Ji Shaoyi do? He could only bury his face on the sofa pillow contrivedly, and said, "Maybe it's because I can't have lunch with you, I'm a little unhappy." ”

After all, in the past few months, the two of them were tired of even eating together.

Lang Qiao really believed in his evil, and said with a serious face: "Then how can I make you happy?" ”

Ji Shaoyi pondered for a moment, and cautiously tentatively said, "Or, you give me a heartbeat?" ”

The reason why he was cautiously tempted was because he wasn't sure if his family Lang Iron Hunk 2G Network Joe knew about the stalk of Bixin.

Then he saw that Lang Qiao on the screen raised his eyebrows, and said very contemptuously: "That's it?" ”

In the next second, he felt that the picture was spinning for a while, Lang Qiao threw away the phone casually, and after dropping the sentence 'wait a while', he walked out of the door with a little short leg.

A few minutes later, Ji Shaoyi's screen once again reflected Lang Qiao's pure and fair face.

Her big black eyes were bent, and the corners of her eyes and eyebrows were smiling: "Na, here you go." "Keyuan

She spread her hand behind her back in front of the camera and really handed him a ...... Chenguang Confucius Temple Blessing 0.5 Full Needle Tube Bullet Carbon Refill?

Since Mr. Lang usually prefers to use a fountain pen, she still found it after a long time.

And Ji Shaoyi: "......" Is this a hardcore refill from the steel macho girl?

Loved, loved.

Maybe the smile on his face was too reluctant, and even Lang Qiao sensed that something was wrong, "What's wrong?" ”

Is she ...... Misinterpreting his meaning again?

"Nothing." Seeing that she was about to lose her brain circuit because her brain circuit was too straight, Ji Shaoyi turned on the rainbow fart mode one by one: "I just think that the layer of oil sealed at the top of the ink in your refill is too clear, just as beautiful as your eyes~"

And Lang Qiao: "......" Is this the strength of the first prize winner of the Jinhua City Primary and Secondary School Student Essay Contest?

Good! It's you!

Even the angle of praise is so strange, allegorical in the scene, the scene is blended, the metaphor is borrowed from things, and the scene is lyrical!

......

The day before the end of the holiday, Ji Shaoyi drove to school.

As a former campus figure and today's rising e-sports star, he knows very well how much trouble his popularity will bring to the school's transportation system, so after parking the car, he took out the three-piece set he prepared in advance: hat, sunglasses and masks.

After covering his handsome face tightly, he got out of the car and tiptoed into the teaching building, for fear that any sharp-eyed alumni would accidentally recognize his handsome back.

It was class time, the teaching building was empty, Ji Shaoyi tiptoed a few steps, and then completely let go of himself, walked to the door of the classroom in three or two steps without recognizing his six relatives, took off his sunglasses and mask, and began to wait for Cheng Gong to get out of class.

Maybe it was from the small penalty station to punish his feelings, and he suddenly stopped in the corridor of the teaching building, and he missed it a lot.

After all...... His favorite thing is to secretly play with his phone when he is at the penalty station! There is a thrill of stealing from your beloved mobile phone under the teacher's nose!

Ji Shaoyi was about to take out his mobile phone to reminisce about the years when he and his mobile phone were stealing, and he was patted on the shoulder.

Ji Shaoyi's heart suddenly 'chuckled', and his mind was full of: Oops! My handsome figure was really recognized!

He straightened his hairstyle, which was a little messy by the hat, and was about to turn around gorgeously and handsome to blind the fan's fiery eyes, when he heard the person behind him trembling: "Classmate, do you still want your drink bottle?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? "I can understand why you asked me for an autograph, but what is the matter with you asking for the bottle of the drink I drank as soon as you came up?

Could it be that he met the legendary bastard?

Ji Shaoyi turned around in confusion and met a pair of cloudy and fiery eyes.

The middle-aged woman in front of him was wearing a blue overalls, holding a woven sack in her hand, and staring at him with fiery eyes...... The drink bottle in his hand was full of longing.

Ji Shaoyi: "......" damn it, it turned out that the cleaning aunt came out to collect waste in her spare time.

With an embarrassed face, he threw the drink bottle into the cleaning aunt's woven sack, and his mind was full of: Hell, don't you guys chase stars?

It wasn't until the cheerful bell rang that the quiet campus boiled again like a pot of boiling water.

Ji Shaoyi was wondering if he still had the need to disguise himself, when he suddenly heard a spicy and blind scream.