As the big news of Illidan and Mavi's "tying the knot" reaches the world of Azeroth, the duo's sweet life soon receives sincere blessings (and schadenfreude) from acquaintances from all walks of life in the Night Empire.

The Eternal Night God Emperor Sarodar took the lead in making trouble and immediately sent a congratulatory message.

sprinkled with a lot of nonsense and water, looking back on the past, looking at the present, looking forward to the future, in-depth analysis of the standard paradigm of Stockholm syndrome that is also applicable in the world of Azeroth, and at the same time wishing you an early birth of a noble son, by the way, resist domestic violence, start with me, Brother Titan is optimistic about you, Momoda.

Illidan was pleased, and then threw the richly wrapped letter to the somewhat familiar Evil Calamity Dog.

Innocent and inexplicable disaster dog: What are you feeding me again? I don't feel well...

Subsequently, Malfurion and Tyrande, a loving couple, also sent their blessings together.

These two in-laws are deeply rooted in the essence of Boss Hu, first looking back on the pure friendship between the three of them ten thousand years ago, and then the conversation changed, Malfurion told his younger brother to be more leisurely, always be careful of evil energy corruption, and don't become a depraved demon who only knows how to take revenge on society, so live well in the foreign world, and my brother will always love you, Mo Mo Da!

In the end, Tyrande congratulated Illidan on finally finding his sincere love and freeing himself from the point of no return controlled by his sister-in-law, so he should live a good life in the Outland World in the future, and his sister-in-law is optimistic about you.

Illidan was relieved to read it, and then tossed the letter to the familiar disaster dog that was about to slip away quietly.

Innocent, weak, helpless and inexplicable disaster dog: What did you feed me again??? I really don't feel good... Can I go back to the Burning Legion?

Among this group of shit acquaintances, that is, the archmage Elisander is the most reliable, she sent a very formal and serious congratulatory letter, and the envelope is also stamped with the seal of the Prime Minister's Council of the Eternal Night, I don't know what kind of extremely important official letter this is.

First of all, he looked back on the past 10,000 years, thanked and affirmed Illidan's great contribution to the Night Elves, deeply regretted the tragic experience of being imprisoned for 10,000 years, and at the same time highly praised the blessing of misfortune during the period of captivity.

Then he looked forward to a better future, and by the way, he eagerly encouraged Illidan, saying that his own strength growth was far from the end, and he would make persistent efforts to guard the Shadow Moon Valley area for the Night Empire, and if he dared to make small moves, his sister would come to kill you.

Illidan was very relieved when he saw it, and burst into tears, finally a good man!

But in the end, was the looming threat a delusion?

Disaster Dogs... Oh, this letter doesn't need to... Ahem, let's go.

It seems that he saw that his immediate boss and big sister had sent congratulatory letters, so another organization that Illidan never expected also took the initiative to send a "congratulatory letter", the sender: Oruruel, the Grand Inquisitor of the Holy Cult Army.

Oh my god! Holy Cult Army!

Brother Illidan's hand shook, he almost didn't look at it, and fed it directly to the disaster dog.

I haven't done anything wrong, right? My mental state is quite correct! Why are the Holy Sect Army looking for me? I can't afford to drink their tea.

After analyzing it in a panic and making sure that he had not committed anything, Illidan opened the letter.

Well, to scare Lao Tzu, I didn't come to issue an arrest notice, I came to congratulate stiffly.

To put it simply, this whole letter, except for the sentence of wishing the relationship well, did not have any other words of congratulations, but it was simply a great strengthening of ideological and moral education, telling Illidan in great detail what he needed to do as an imperial lord, what obligations he had, how he would deal with it if he committed a crime, and what punishment he would receive.

Scaling it down again is: if you don't obey, the Holy Cult Army will hack you to death.

Oh, and at the end, the Holy Cult explained that they would soon be sending a team of Inquisitors, as well as a team of Overseer Commissars, to conduct a comprehensive check on the minds and morals of the Illidare's forces, including but not limited to the Demon Hunters, Demons, and Breakers, with only the Orc forces not doing the mind check for the time being.

So Illidan, you should prepare in advance, don't end up making everyone ugly, so that you have to launch a major purge of the Shadowmoon Valley region.

Finally, I wish you and Mavi, the hateful traitor of the Imperial Watch Force, love and happiness, and the Holy Army loves you.

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Illidan was very relieved when he saw it, and then called back the familiar calamity dog that had just wandered away, and threw the letter to him.

Lao Tzu knew that the group of madmen in the Holy Cult Army must not have anything good to say, and it was completely a fully enhanced version of the last sentence of Big Sister Elliesand.

Innocent, weak, helpless, pitiful, and inexplicable disaster dog: You are still feeding the horse! Lao Tzu is gone! Lao Tzu wants to return to the Burning Legion! You abusing the demon on the horse!

Oh, actually, the forest demigod Cenarius also sent a congratulatory letter, and Illidan basically didn't look at it much, so he just threw it to the disaster dog and ate it.

To put it simply: Ah, Illidan, my disobedient old apprentice, although you don't play with nature now, but play with evil powers, but I still want to bless you, teacher, live well, the druids and the way of nature will always love you, my rebel, Momoda.

The last wave of congratulations was naturally Mavi's younger brother Garrod * Shadow Song, the supreme commander of the Night Border Guards did not send any congratulatory letters, but directly asked for a leave of absence, ran to the outer world, and then went straight to the Dark Temple in Shadow Moon Valley, and thanked Brother Illidan in person for marrying his violent sister who did not understand feelings.

The biggest wish of the Shadow Song family for 10,000 years has come true.,I, Garrod, can finally look at it.。。。 Ahem.

"You've worked hard, Illidan, I'll leave this sister to you in the future, don't abandon her. ”

When Illidan heard this, he immediately snorted coldly, his expression full of coldness.

"Who am I, since I have decided to accept this stupid woman as Mavi, then I will never do anything to abandon my own woman. ”

"Hmmm... No... I mean to say ... Garrod immediately waved his hand, his face tangled.

"Hmph, just rest assured, Mavi, this stupid woman is with me, and she won't be hurt in any way, and I've let go of my old feelings for Tyrande. ”

"No, Illidan, listen to me... ”

"I've told you what I'm up to, where are you talking so nonsense! Tell me what!" said the grumpy old brother Illidan.

"I mean, don't abandon her, for your own safety, or my good violent sister will kill you, and then throw your broken body into the endless sea to feed the fishmen. ”

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After a moment of silence, Illidan's heart felt like a group of unknown long-necked furry beasts that only ate grass rushed by, and it was a mess.