Chapter 2 I want to go to the toilet

"Huh?" Still, huh?

Shen Ying was surprised, and then thought of something.

"What do you see? Even if you have a crush on General Ben, General Ben will not agree, you have to know your identity. We are, it is impossible. Huo Qiu's tone was stiff, wanting to dispel Shen Ying's bad thoughts.

Shen Ying, like Huo Qiu who had just come in, didn't say anything, just scanned him up and down with her eyes.

If there is any difference, it is that Shen Ying is even more excessive, and in addition to scanning the whole body, she also snorts twice from time to time.

"What are you still looking at? How can this general allow you to look at it wantonly, Sichun! Although the appearance of General Ben is slightly more dignified. Huo Qiu took two steps forward proudly. Even if you look twice, it's useless. ”

"Well, it's quite handsome, no wonder Shen Ying is pestering you, and she has some capital to attract bees and butterflies." Shen Ying actually sat two feet forward and put the general's face on it.

“???!”

It was the first time the general had seen a woman so "unrestrained", and it was also the first time that someone actually used the words "attracting bees and butterflies" to describe him.

"Unforgivable!"

"Bell~"

“!?”

However, in two or three seconds, there was an extra fluorescent sword next to Shen Ying's thin neck.

"Goo~"

Shen Ying swallowed her saliva with difficulty and quietly moved back.

But the sword seemed to have eyes, and as soon as she moved, it moved with it, only a finger's width between the two.

"Brother... Brother, don't be impulsive, I, I didn't do anything, why are you going to cut my neck. ”

When the words were spoken, his eyes did not dare to leave the sword for a moment, for fear that in the next second, he would be "separated from the quality wall".

"You, you woman, are always so open-mouthed, and you dare to quibble!" Huo Qiu saw Shen Ying's honest and frightened appearance, and there was a big sigh of evil in his heart, and the sword in his hand leaned forward a few centimeters.

"Wow~ I was wrong! I was really wrong! I won't dare to do it again next time~"

It didn't matter if it was close, Shen Ying suddenly shouted to admit her mistake, which frightened Huo Qiu's hand.

Fortunately, he was a serious general, with a quick response, and he clenched his sword one after another, which prevented an accident.

Huo Qiu raised his eyes, and Shen Ying over there was already frightened, and Shen was stunned.

"Okay, see if you're wrong, General Ben will let you go." After saying that, Huo Qiu inserted the sword back into the scabbard.

Originally, Huo Qiu was just scaring her, Shen Ying was a special existence, he couldn't cut her to see how stupid she was, he felt much more comfortable.

"Eh, General Ben has let you go, why bother pretending." Huo Qiu didn't believe that Shen Ying was really scared by his sword, she had snatched it back from the palace before, how could she have such guts.

didn't speak, and wanted him to be soft-hearted and let her go.

"Me."

"I'm hungry, general, can you prepare some food for me, I'm dying of hunger." Shen Ying's expression was like a bitter gourd, looking at Huo Qiu pitifully.

“…… Wait. Huo Qiu couldn't understand this woman's thoughts at all, and always felt that since that day, it had been a little different.

As for where it was, Huo Qiu didn't want to delve into it.

"Smack~"

The door slammed shut, and there was a loud bang.

Shen Ying licked the corners of her mouth, and her heartbeat really calmed down.

"I've been here for days, I'm so bored."

Since there was no loosening, Shen Ying could only roll left and right to pass the time.

"Ahh …”

The room was quiet.

The little guy in blue at the door shook his head, since a few days ago, the woman inside failed to seduce the general, and her brain began to be abnormal.

Gee...

———

It all started a few days ago...

I still remember that day, the sky was cloudless, the sun was shining, and it was a good day for flirtatiousness.

His generals are as handsome as ever, ruthless and handsome as ever.

The women in the backyard gathered in the garden to make trouble, and it was not the first time he had seen them fight.

Women, there are only a few tricks in fighting, biting people, tearing hair and tearing clothes.

When he accompanied the general, the crazy woman was riding on the little lady.

The culprit is the big red flower on the little lady's head... To be honest, he couldn't understand the taste of these women, probably.

The general liked this tone.

Ahem, to get back to the point, the general and he didn't want to go up and get involved, after all, it would damage the image if it was passed out.

At that time, the little lady was pressed and beaten, but she did not delay her from secretly pinching the crazy woman.

It's just that after Yu Guang caught a glimpse of the general, the little lady restrained a lot, and the crazy woman also got up.

Thinking of this, a look of admiration appeared on the face of the little guy in blue.

If it weren't for the messy clothes of the two of them, plus their chicken-coop-like hair, no one would have seen that the two had just fought.

They looked innocent and harmless as if they had made an appointment, but the feet of the mad woman were trembling, and he estimated that the little lady had pinched them.

What happened next made him even more dumbfounded.

I saw the little lady playing with her hair, so she squeezed beside the general, and the crazy woman was not to be outdone.

The little guy in blue was caught off guard and pushed aside, but fortunately the general didn't care, otherwise his foreign man would not have been punished.

Not to be outdone, the other women twisted their waists and swarmed over, and the fragrance of fat powder rushed straight to their heads.

"General, general, there is no blessing." He was the only thought he had before he stepped down.

However, it was precisely because of these rouges that no one noticed the unsteady woman, which indirectly caused her to be squeezed out and her head hit the ground.

At that time, he still clearly remembered that with a scream of "ah", the whole audience stopped.

It was also since that accident that this woman began to become a little crazy.

The little guy retracted his thoughts, anyway, he couldn't figure it out, such a woman, his own general still "specially" took care of her.

———

You know that when you come back, I'm going to starve to death, and you're going to murder me, a lovely girl!

Shen Ying was in her heart, but there was an expression of love for you on her face, and the general took a step back in horror.

"It's not safe to tie up with a rope, and this woman is so infatuated with me?" The general thought in disgust, and put down the food box with his hand.

"Good general, you have brought me rice, why don't you loosen the rope for me, I can eat." Shen Ying moved out the set of betrayal cute, although she didn't remember who taught it, anyway, she remembered that men all ate this set.

"Well, yes."

The general readily agreed, and immediately executed, Shen Ying began to be moved, and even felt that the "plan" began to work.

"Sure enough, men love this style~"

It's just that after 0.01 seconds, she realized that she was moved too soon.

Huo Qiu didn't dislike Shen Ying's messy dress, grabbed her feet through the fabric, and tied them to the table in three or two clicks.

Shen Ying gave it a try.

It's sturdy.

Can't run away.

After the meal, Shen Ying's stomach was full of goods, and her thoughts of escaping were reactivated.

The man who was sitting in the distance looking at the map felt a strong gaze from a distance.

"Say."

"Hey, hey, I'm going to." Shen Ying, who stood up with a bang, suddenly froze with a smile on her face.

The comfortable environment made her careless for a moment, forgetting what was on her legs, and then she had an intimate contact with the land with her tragic posture.

"It's so fierce~" The little guy in blue was speechless.

He didn't mean to hear it...

"Whew."

Huo Qiu took a deep breath, he should have asked the old doctor to come over to take a look at the situation, he couldn't even walk well, there must be something wrong with his brain.

"Hehe, unexpected, let's get down to business."

As an adult, although she was a little embarrassed, Shen Ying quickly got up and planned to have a head-on conversation with Huo Qiu.

"Say."

"Let me go."

"Nope."

。。。

"How are we going to talk like this?"

"I want to talk?"

。 "I think you can think about it." Shen Ying said, be thick-skinned, what if you can create a miracle?

This time, Huo Qiu answered her with practical actions.

"Mean, shameless, villainous, bullying bastard!!"

Well, although Shen Ying was very angry, she still didn't dare to scold Huo Qiu openly.

In fact, she was somewhat afraid of him.

"It's useless to scold me."

“!! No, absolutely not, I like you the most, haha. "Smiling on the surface, I was very bitter in my heart, I was talking about Shen Yingqi.

"I can see it, you still don't change!" The straightforward confession almost startled the old man, but General Huo quickly adjusted his body.

"Anyway, General Ben warned you one last time, don't think about running away to attract General Ben's attention again, you can't bear the end." Huo Qiu scared her with a cold face.

"Why, why don't you let me out and give it a try? I promise to run far away, and I won't go back. "Shen Ying hasn't given up yet.

Huo Qiu didn't want to pay attention to this difficult woman anymore, listening to her talk nonsense would simply cost her life.

(Always makes him red-faced, even better than the men in the barracks!) )

"Smack~"

"Stinky man, you know how to run, people say they love you the most, what are you afraid of." Looking at Huo Qiu's distant figure, Shen Ying shouted unwillingly.

"It's fierce!"

Support! The little man in blue swallowed his saliva and cast an admiring glance at the back of his general.

It's just that I feel a little embarrassed inexplicably, how to break it?

Delusion, yes, is delusion.

The blue-clad guy was on the ground wall.

The general who left the Evergreen Courtyard didn't even have time to drink his saliva before he was taken away...

"Hey, the ones outside, puff, puff, come here."

"Is this calling me?"

But why do you make such a sound, so stupid, the little guy in blue reluctantly persuaded the one inside through the door.

"Beauty, you can save it, follow the general, and be obedient." He hasn't forgotten that a few days ago, who cheated him and was almost punished.

With his love affair with the general for so many years, he almost said no, no!

"I said, what are you afraid of, if you have something to say, I don't eat people, I can't listen to you talking outside." Shen Ying shouted to the back, her voice was a little broken, but she didn't care.

"I don't believe it! Men and women don't kiss, and beauties don't embarrass villains. The little man in blue covered his ears with his hands, intending to ignore the woman.

As long as he persists, he will definitely make her give up!

It seems that there was someone who thought so before... (If it is useful to insist,,Why hasn't the old lady run away,,)

Sure enough.

"I want to go to the bathroom."

"I can't hear it, I can't hear it, I can't hear it, I cover my ears."

"Is there anyone I want to go to the toilet."

Maybe there was no toilet in ancient times?

Okay.

"I'm going to go to the toilet, there's no one there!"