Six people, three sleeping, two mandarin ducks playing in the water, one meditating and practicing, the boatman sees it in his eyes, and he can only do it in a hurry. By noon, the boat finally docked.

The two children were the first to go ashore and jumped away. Then Fang Yu and Yu Yan snuggled up to each other and walked out of the cabin, and Lu Fei also got off the boat with the support of Ruyan.

Seeing that they all got off the boat, the boatman couldn't help but ask, "Why are you going?" This big brother has difficulty moving, so he should stay on the boat. ”

Ruyan smiled and said, "The doctor said that moving around more will help him recover." You see the weather is nice today, it's good for walking. ”

The boatman said to Yu Yan again: "There's nothing to see outside, so the little lady will stay, right?"

"Are you worried that we won't pay you for the ship?"

"No, no, Xiao Ke never meant that......"

Yu Yan smiled and asked, "Then what is the purpose of keeping this and that?"

"Although the world is peaceful, but there have been disputes in the martial arts recently, so it's better to go out less. Xiao Ke is also for everyone's safety reasons, don't be surprised. ”

Fang Yu said coldly: "If people don't offend me, I won't offend people, if you annoy me, you will definitely let him have no return!"

The boatman trembled a little, and he couldn't help but tremble as he spoke: "This ...... Still is...... Be careful......"

Yu Yanjiao smiled and gently pinched her husband: "Don't scare the boatman, won't you drive the boat if you can't drive it later?"

Fang Yu said with a smile: "Isn't it just to sail the boat when we go ashore now?"

Yu Yan blurted out without thinking about it: "What is a boat, it is a house." ”

As soon as the words fell, she saw Lu Fei and Ruyan snickering on the side, she suddenly came to her senses, two red clouds flew on her white and tender face, and she corrected shyly and anxiously: "What is opening a room, it's really annoying, it's to go to the pharmacy to grab medicine." ”

Fang Yu snorted a haha: "Okay, okay, go to the pharmacy when there are people, and open a room when there is no one." ”

"Nasty. She leaned into his ear and whispered, "If you hold on to it any longer, I won't go with you to open the room." ”

Faint! This is a very important matter! He immediately changed the subject: "Boatman, let me ask you, where is this?"

The boatman replied, "Guazhou." ”

While they were talking, Zhengzheng and Yuanyuan had already called a carriage to come over. Lu Fei thanked him and got into the carriage with Ruyan.

Yuan Yuan had already shouted excitedly: "Mother, father, get in the car quickly, let's go see the excitement together." ”

Yu Yan said, "The boatman might as well rest for a while, and we will get on the boat in two hours." ”

As soon as he heard that it was Guazhou, Fang Yu's words box opened. Guazhou now also belongs to Jingkou, Guazhou was a famous Yangtze River ferry in the Jin Dynasty, and was the most prosperous in the Tang Dynasty. This is the mouth of the ancient canal, located on the north bank of the Yangtze River, just the throat of the north and south of the river, known as "the important town in the north of the Yangtze River", "the ancient town of the millennium".

Yu Yan pouted and said, "If you say something that makes people sleepy, can you tell a story." ”

When Fang Zheng heard this, he was also energetic: "Yes, father, tell a story about Guazhou, the child wants to hear it." ”

Yuan Yuan said: "I also want to hear stories. But Father, can you not tell serious things, is there any interesting story?"

"Do you want to hear a story?" Fang Yu laughed, just wanted to speak, and then thought about it, if I told Su Dongpo of the Song Dynasty, would it scare Lu Fei a lot. How did he know that Su Dongpo was from the Song Dynasty? Thinking of this, his story began to gush endlessly.

When the great poet Su Dongpo served in Guazhou, Jiangbei, he was separated from the Jinshan Temple in the south of the Yangtze River. One day, Su Dongpo consciously cultivated his possession, took advantage of the opportunity to write a poem, and sent the scholar to cross the river to the presiding Buddha Zen master of Jinshan Temple to confirm, the poem cloud: "Ji Shou Tian Zhongtian, there is a thousand lights." The eight winds can't blow, and the purple golden lotus sits upright. ”

The Buddha Yin Zen Master read Su Dongpo's masterpiece "The Eight Winds Can't Blow", and approved a word for the scholar to take back.

Speaking of this, he deliberately paused, looked at Zhengzheng and said with a smile: "Do you know what this Zen master wrote to Su Dongpo?"

Zhengzheng replied, "Is it a good word?"

Fang Yu laughed and said, "It seems that you can't become a Zen master yet, so let's be my son obediently." ”

Yuan Yuan said: "Father, is it a wonderful word?"

Fang Yu replied with a smile: "Definitely!" Under everyone's urging, Fang Yu smiled and continued:

Su Dongpo took a look, only to see a big "fart" word on it, and couldn't help but become angry, so he crossed the river by boat to find the Zen master's theory. When the boat was about to arrive at Jinshan Temple, the Zen master was already waiting by the river, facing Su Dongpo and laughing: "Didn't you say, 'The eight winds can't blow'?

Later, someone with good deeds compiled this interesting story into a couplet. At this point, he paused deliberately: "What do you guess this couplet is?"

Yu Yan laughed so hard that she leaned forward and closed, and finally stopped laughing: "Just answer quickly, this is what you are best at." ”

Zhengzheng laughed and said: "I guess this couplet, it's not: the eight winds can't blow, and a fart crosses the river." ”

Fang Yu laughed: "Word for word, that's exactly the case!"

Watching them laugh and disappear from his sight, the boatman gritted his teeth with hatred. When they returned to the cabin, they found that they had already taken everything with them, and it seemed that they were going to fly away.

Huang Zhangmen asked, "Did you hear what they said?"

The subordinate replied truthfully: "What did Su Dongpo say, what else did the Zen master say, and what did he say specifically, I didn't hear it clearly intermittently, but the last sentence, the little one heard it very clearly." ”

Say. ”

"The little ones don't dare to say. ”

"But it doesn't hurt to say, forgive you for your innocence. ”

The subordinates thought for a while and said, "The eight winds can't blow, and they cross the river with a fart." ”

Before he could finish speaking, he scraped an ear brace on his face. Huang Zhangmen said angrily: "Believe it or not, I'll pinch you to death." ”

"The little ones don't dare, the little ones just tell the truth. ”

Huang Zhangmen snorted coldly and said, "Tell the boatman, everything is as usual, don't show any horses' feet." It is believed that they will return soon. ”

"Is Master Huang really not afraid that they will escape from the land?"

"Can't go. ”

Seeing that the carriage had traveled for a long distance, Fang Yu suppressed his smile and said: "Jingkou is located at the junction of Jiangnan and Jiangbei, and the geographical location is very important. Wait a minute, everyone is divided into three ways, the purpose of this is to distract them, and our next destination is Yangzhou. No one is allowed to stop for a moment until they reach their destination. ”

Yu Yan continued: "There are many people on the other side, and in order to avoid people's eyes, we must constantly change our outfits on the way. Therefore, it is very important to use the disguise technique of the Kongtong School reasonably and effectively. ”

Lu Fei said: "If we arrive in Yangzhou, how can we meet?"

Fang Zheng said: "Go to the largest inn in Yangzhou." At that time, I thought, we should not know each other anymore, so we should still have a code. ”

Yuan Yuan said, "I think of one." The clouds rise and the sand is dark, and the wood falls in the autumn of the wild goose. ”

"Good poetry!" Lu Fei said with a smile.

Ruyan said: "I want to ask everyone, how do you put on makeup and escape?"

Fang Zheng said: "The eight immortals cross the sea, each showing their magical powers. ”

Yu Yan smiled and added: "Of course, you still need a little bit of acting skills. ”

Such as a flue: "Can you be more specific?"

"It seems that my sister really can't pretend. Yu Yan smiled, turned her head and asked her son, "Do you have any good ideas?"

Zhengzheng replied with a smile: "Storytelling started in Jin Yuan, Tang poems, Song poems, Yuan songs, Ming and Qing novels." Storytelling, also known as the book of words, originated from the song, prevailed in the Ming and Qing dynasties. ”

Yuan Yuan asked, "What do you want to say?"

Lu Fei asked, "What Ming, what Song, what Yuan, what storytelling?"

Fang Yu said: "It's good that you can think of using your strengths." But I don't know what the level is?"

"Father wants to listen to a paragraph?"

Fang Yu smiled and nodded.

Fang Zheng cleared his throat like his father Fang Yu, and said in a matter-of-fact manner: It is said that there is a king who went to Lin'an with his wife to transfer officials and rent a private house. After living for a few days, I thought he was cramped and inconvenient. The prince went out into the street and found a house that was spacious and clean, and very suitable, and rented it out.

Yu Yan said to her husband closely: "Look at him, he looks exactly like you." ”

Fang Yu gently kissed her cheek and said, "Then do you like it?"

Yuanyuan "shh

Fang Yu smiled and whispered to his wife: "Look at the girl, the way you speak is exactly the same as you." ”

I only listened to Zhengzheng continue to narrate: At this time, I returned and said to my wife: "The house is very good to live in, I will move things tomorrow, and when it is over, I will hire a sedan chair to pick you up." ”

The next day, the boxes were sorted out and prepared, and the prince took his luggage to pack it first. Before going out, he said to his wife: "You wait here, the sedan will come when it arrives." ”

The prince commanded him to settle down in his new home. I called a sedan chair to pick up the lady in the old apartment. The sedan chair has been gone for a long time, but I haven't seen it. The prince waited anxiously, and went to the old apartment to ask.

The old apartment said: "When the official went not long ago, there was a sedan chair to pick up the lady, and the lady had already gotten on the sedan chair. I asked him, 'Madame has already gone to the sedan chair.' "Those two took the empty sedan back and went back, why haven't they arrived yet?"

The prince was shocked and turned to the new apartment to see. I saw two sedan chair men come to beg for money and said: "I'll wait for the sedan chair to pick up Mrs., Mrs. has come first." Although we can't carry it, we have to rent a sedan chair and foot money. ”

The prince said, "I called your sedan chair, how can anyone go to the sedan chair first?" ”

The palanquin man said: "We don't know this. ”

The prince will take a few dozen dollars and send it away, and he has no owner in his heart, and he is as irritable as thunder, and there is no solution.

Hearing this, Ruyan's mouth grew in surprise and asked, "What about that person, how could he disappear out of thin air?"

Lu Fei was also fascinated by what he heard: "Yes, what the hell is going on?"

Zhengzheng smiled: "Don't worry, listen to me slowly." ”

The next day, I went to Lin'an Mansion to complain, and I got the owner of the old apartment, just as I said yesterday, and there was no different word. Ask him about his neighbors, and he will go to the sedan chair to see it. He asked the two sedan chair drivers behind him and said, "I only hit the empty sedan chair and went back, and there were many people on the local street who saw it, and I didn't know the rest of the situation." ”

Lin'an Mansion had no choice but to make an arrest document and visit the two previous palanquins. But I don't know my name and address, I don't know my name, I don't know my name, I don't know my name, I don't know my name, I don't know my name, I don't know my name, I don't know my name,

The prince was miserable and in pain. Since then, he has lost his wife and will not marry again.

Speaking of this, Fang Zheng deliberately stopped. Ruyan listened attentively, and couldn't help urging: "What happened?"

Zhengzheng laughed and said, "I want to know what will happen next?" ”

Fang Yu laughed heartily and said, "That's a good point! By the time the other party reacted, we had already fled." Guess what the other side will do?"

Yu Yan smiled and concluded: "Then it's really: the eight winds can't blow, and you can cross the river with a fart." ”