I saw a video of Shi Qi and her crashing before, and I could sour the voice changer to snipe people, why did I suddenly speak so well today?

She was wondering, when she saw that Ji Shaoyi had automatically turned on the feeding mode, pulled the chopsticks, picked up a crystal clear shrimp dumpling and sent it to her mouth.

Lang Qiao, who had no chopsticks, was about to open her mouth to take it in her mouth, but when she saw his wrist move, she felt lonely.

Lang Qiao: "??? ”

She stared at the dog like a stupid dog who failed to hold a frisbee, .jpg dumbfounded

Ji Shaoyi touched her dog's head, and said with a smile that had succeeded in his tricks: "If you want to eat my things, should you give some benefits?" ”

When it came to giving benefits, Lang Qiao, who had been tricked by him countless times, was so skilled that it was distressing, she cleared her throat and said without any emotional fluctuations: "Brother." ”

If Gu Congxin was present at this moment, he would definitely drop his jaw in shock, and then cover his dislocated chin and write an article with a crippled will: shocked! Why is the straight daughter of steel who blushes even when she says a word to a boy in the past, and her brother is so skillful? Is behind the truth the annihilation of humanity or the degradation of morality?

Ji Shaoyi: "......" don't ask, asking is to teach your wife well.

"This matter is no longer something that a brother can solve." He grabbed the shrimp dumpling and seduces her for a while, and just wanted to say that he was calling her husband, but he heard it......

Lang Qiao called out twice vaguely and quickly as if his mouth was hot in Mandarin: "Brother, brother." ”

There is nothing that a brother can't solve, and if there is, then two.

Ji Shaoyi: "......" for your cuteness, I will reluctantly give you two bites.

As a result, he couldn't take it at all, Lang Qiao seemed to have turned on the repeater mode, and before he finished eating the last bite, the next mass-produced 'brother' had already come out.

Hearing the end, Ji Shaoyi felt like he had strayed into the set of "Gourd Baby", and his mind was full of the demonic voice when the gourd baby saved his grandfather: Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa......

Perhaps the height difference between the two is so great that passers-by look at him like a pervert who abuses a young girl......

Every now and then, there are a few comments mixed in -

"In this age, there are still brothers who don't give food to their sisters?"

"Tut-tut, that little girl is so pitiful in order to beg for two mouthfuls of food."

"It's just that I'm so tired that I can't even turn my voice......"

Ji Shaoyi: "......" does not believe in rumors and does not spread rumors.

As if to confirm the charge of 'abducting and selling underage girls', after serving Lang Qiao after eating, Ji Shaoyi took the initiative to ask to take the stairs and said that he would eat in the name of eating.

Lang Qiao really believed in his evil, and as soon as he walked into the stairwell, he heard him ask for no reason: "Have you eaten enough?" ”

"Eat enough—"

Before the word 'has' could come out, she was easily pulled into the corner by him. Ji Shaoyi propped up the walls on both sides with both hands, like a little hooligan who robbed the people's daughter, and said angrily: "But I feel a little sour in my heart, and I want to eat something sweet to neutralize it." ”

Lang Qiao just wanted to remind him that acid should be synthesized by alkali, but he gently raised his chin.

Ji Shaoyi's warm fingertips gently rubbed her lips twice, and even her eyes became deeper, and her low voice fell to her ears with the hot breath she exhaled, with a hint of begging.

He said, "Sister, can I try your lipstick?" ”

The girl who was squeezed by him in the corner blushed with a red face, with a puddle of autumn water in her big round eyes, and after a little surprised glance at him, she lowered her eyes and pondered for a moment, and finally nodded as if she had finally made up her mind, took out a lipstick from her pocket, and generously brought it to his lips and said, "You can taste it, strawberry-flavored." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" I'm sorry to interrupt me.

This story tells us that when talking to a straight woman, we must not beat around the bush.

That night, Ji Shaoyi's "Handsome Self-cultivation" had another grudge.

[What day do you love to in December, what weather do you love.

Seeing Lang Jun's private meeting, his heart was very sour, and he wanted to talk about the sourness with a kiss to Fangze, but Lang Jun didn't understand the loneliness, but fed him with lipstick, which was really disappointing.

punished her for quarreling with Gu every day in the future, and was bumped into by Gu day and night, and she couldn't live in peace. 】

……

After a two-day break, the PUBG City League National Finals have finally kicked off.

In the afternoon of the same day, all the villains were caught in the car by Cheng Gong like a sheep, and drove all the way to the Tongshi E-sports Center unimpeded.

The schedule is two days, five games a day, and the team that ranks first in the total points after two days of competition will be the champion.

Due to the large number of rows in this competition and the large number of celebrity guests, a few hours in advance, the e-sports center with a sense of science and technology has been surrounded by water, and all kinds of cheering lights are flashing, all of which are rushing to their favorite guests and players.

Every car passing by will be accompanied by countless screams of female fans.

As soon as the car of the all-out villains came to a steady stop, it caused a commotion.

"What's the situation? Could it be that a few of us also have fans? Gu Congxin looked puzzled.

Tian Luo: "Could it be that EMMM gave an order from the captain of the Washing, Scissor, and led 100,000 members of the Funeral Love family to support us?" ”

"It doesn't look like the hair color......" Gu Congxin muttered, and was about to get out of the car when he heard ......

"Ahhhh

"Zhan Ye, look here!"

"The war master flies bravely, and the war fans will always be with you!"

Frightened, Gu Congxin retracted his head on the spot, ", fight the world?" ”

Is this the narrow road of the legendary enemy?

"I hear you." Ji Shaoyi straightened his clothes and said calmly: "We are not blind yet." ”

"So what now?" Gu Congxin had been worried for several days, but now he was even more panicked and couldn't even speak: "If I get out of the car now, I will be eaten alive by his female fans, right?" ”

"And this is still outside the venue, there is not even a security check, in case a radical female fan rushes up to give me a knife, won't I die young?"

The more Gu Congxin spoke, the more terrifying he felt, and he covered his face and began to cry: "Hey, I haven't seen my CP finally become a family member, and I don't want to ......die yet."

While crying, he tried to plant himself in Lang Qiao's arms.

As a result, as soon as her head was lowered halfway, Lang Qiao took the opportunity to touch her, and 'comforted' her with a serious face: "Don't worry, no one knows you at all." ”

"Yes." Ji Shaoyi's wife sang with her husband: "Do you think you have the words QYER and cowardice engraved on your face?" I really want the audience across the country to know you, so I will play hard after playing, and show your unique skills in the auditions, and you will definitely be on the top of the hot search. ”