Shiyan Mountain and the knife shop went down from the 29th floor to the 28th and 27th floors......

Along the way, they entered countless rooms, nodding to each other with countless charms.

In the corridor on the twenty-fifth floor, they met several kind-hearted charms. They warned them not to smile when nodding their heads, that would not be like the charm, and the charm had to rely on the eyes to convey emotions.

Shi Yanshan asked them if they didn't want to laugh, or if they couldn't laugh?

Mei honestly told him that he couldn't laugh, and Little Mei could laugh, but he wouldn't laugh when he grew up. But she also emphasized that only by not smiling can the nobility of charm be revealed; Laughter is something that only inferior humans do.

Dao Xing humbly asked: "We have grown up and are pregnant with a baby, why can we still laugh?" ”

Daoxing's question triggered Mei's collective contemplation, and after contemplation, they discussed it in a low voice, and finally gave an answer:

"You're not fully evolved."

The charms kindly gave a solution, one is to find a doctor and cut off the facial muscles that have not evolved; The second is to worship in the southwest direction every day, which helps to accelerate evolution.

Shi Yanshan asked, "Why do you want to worship to the southwest?" ”

Frustrated by such an idiotic question, the charms were unwilling to bother with the two evolutionary incompleteness, and turned away. One of the charms took a few steps and then turned back and said:

"The Ghost King's holy land in the southwest."

After the charms left, Shi Yanshan said to the knife shop:

"We can't laugh anymore."

"I don't want my sisters to call us incomplete evolutions. ”

The two pot-bellied women struggled to tighten their faces, as if each of them owed them tens of thousands of plates of gelatinous food.

They walked all the way, all the way to find. When they reached the sixth floor, they had almost forgotten the purpose of going downstairs, and they had been staring at Charm's eyes all the way, trying to develop a pair of big talking eyes.

Suddenly, they saw two different pairs of eyes. A pair of eyes are quite normal, a little smaller than the eyes of the charm. The other pair of eyes is small but beautiful. The owner of the little eyes is nodding in a friendly way to every charm that passes by.

Dao Xing pulled Shi Yanshan and said, "Little Sister Shi, you can smile at the corners of those eyes, does this count as expressing emotions with your eyes?" ”

Shi Yanshan looked at those eyes obsessively: "That's a must, it's so beautiful, she has small eyes that can talk." ”

The knife said: "The eyes should be narrowed into a slit, and the corners of the eyes should be turned upwards." ”

Shi Yanshan admired Sister Dao's ability to summarize, and he sincerely admired: "Sister Dao, you are so smart. ”

The knife shop had already put into action, squinting and tilting the corners of his eyes upwards. also asked Shi Yanshan:

"Do you think I can express my emotions with my eyes?"

Shi Yanshan looked at the squinting eyes of the knife company, and then looked at the good-looking squinting eyes, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong.

"Sister Dao, how can I have a familiar feeling in these eyes?"

Dao Xing stopped squinting, he carefully examined the owner of the little eye, and his gaze began to slide down from the other party's eyes: the nose is so delicate and straight, the lips are so ruddy, and under the white neck, there is a blue coat with a V-neck, well, blue and white. Looking down further, Dao Xing couldn't help but touch his chest, and said to Shi Yanshan:

"No, her clothes are so bulging that she can't fit anything else, we're flat. She's not a ghost, she's human. ”

Shi Yanshan pushed him, "Shhh, don't talk, I'm about to remember." ”

At this time, the owner of the small eye and the owner of the other pair of eyes walked into a hospital room. Unable to see the owner of the little eyes, Dao Xing suddenly felt a little pain in his heart, as if an important person was leaving him, and like the memory in his mind, he was leaving slowly but firmly.

Shi Yanshan was still pondering.

Daoxing also began to look through the memoirs in his head. The memoir was reviewed by him not so long ago, but now it is beginning to blur. He shouted in his heart no, looking through his memories over and over again, and suddenly, he remembered a blue-and-white slender figure. He struggled to squeeze out two words:

"Beautiful."

At this time, Shi Yanshan said to him excitedly: "I remember, it was my brother and my second sister." ”

"You can't put your emotions on your face, that's what inferior humans do. As he spoke, his hands rubbed vigorously on Shi Yanshan's face, hoping to erase the excess expression on the other party's face like an eraser.

Shi Yanshan opened the hand of the knife shop and said, "Fuck the emotions, that's my brother and second sister." Your fairy is here. ”

The knife line seemed to have been struck by lightning, and he froze, and the figure of the fairy became more and more vivid in his memory, overlapping with the lovely man just now.

Dao Xing shouted a fairy, and was about to run to the ward that Luo Youcheng and Jiang Xiaoyu entered, but was stopped by Shi Yanshan.

The knife line tried desperately to break free: "What are you pulling me for?" ”

Shi Yanshan pointed at his big belly with the other hand. Dao Xing immediately held his stomach and shouted:

"I'm pregnant, and the fairy definitely won't want a pot-bellied woman."

Shi Yanshan gloated and said, "Not only don't I want you, but I also want to ask you which wild male charm wild seed is in your belly." ”

Dao Xing said: "There is no distinction between men and women. ”

Shi Yanshan was annoyed that Dao Xing picked his thorns, and said viciously, "Wild man." ”

"What to do? Now it's yellow mud and it's crotch, it's not and it's. ”

Shi Yanshan laughed and said, "You don't even have a manure pipe, where can you find." ”

Dao Xing was happy: "Yes, I lost everything I about, and there can't be in my crotch." I am innocent. ”

After speaking, he pointed to Shi Yanshan and criticized seriously: "You laughed again just now, that's what an inferior human can do." ”

Shi Yanshan slapped his hand away and said, "Your fairy is an inferior human being. ”

Daoxing immediately covered his mouth and looked at the door of the ward where the fairy had entered.

"What should we do?"

Shi Yanshan thought for a while: "Run! ”

"Why run? If you run away, you won't see the fairy. ”

"Are we going to see my brother and my sister with a big belly? I'm fine, I can say to them, I sent you a nephew, what do you say? Fairy, I've brought you a drag bottle. ”

Dao Xing's bewitching face turned pale, and he trembled his lips and said, "Then let's run?" Can't let the fairy see what I look like now. ”

"Yes, you can't let her see it, she'll think you're out of the wall."

"I didn't."

"It's okay to do it yourself."

The two pot-bellied women turned around, twisted their big butts and slid to the stairs at the end of the corridor in a panic.

Although Jiang Xiaoyu's ear power is not as good as Mi Doudou, it is not bad, she seems to have heard someone say fairy in a strange voice, and more than once. She smiled apologetically at the charm in the ward, turned to her brother and asked:

"Did you hear anything?"

Luo Youcheng's hearing is not as good as that of the second sister, and Mei's accent is too weird, he can't hear anything clearly. Using high-frequency perception, he noticed that two panicked emotions were rapidly fleeing. He smiled and nodded to the charm, walked out of the ward, and looked in the direction of the panic escape, the two big-bellied and big-ass charms had just turned the corner.

Jiang Xiaoyu followed up and asked, "What did you find?" ”

Luo Youcheng said: "The two charms were afraid of something and fled. ”

"Shall you follow along?"

Luo Youcheng sensed it again and found that the panic had disappeared. He said:

"Forget it, it's just two NPCs. Anyway, it's in this building, and I'll see you sooner or later. ”

Shi Yanshan and Dao walked to the ladder, their mood calmed down, and they were all glad that they ran fast. The two pot-bellied women even high-fived each other. But what to do next is so bad that they forget what they came out for.

Shi Yanshan said: "Forget it, don't think about it, when you don't want it, it will come back." ”

Dao Xing felt that it made sense, and no longer thought about why he came out of the ward, he thought about the fairy, and he began to sigh again:

"I can't see the fairy anymore, the child I'm carrying isn't hers."

Shi Yanshan also sighed: "I suddenly remembered that I seem to have a daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law will definitely not forgive me, she can't conceive, and she will be jealous of my stretch marks." ”

Knife shop: "Hey......"

Shi Yanshan: "Hey......"

The two big-bellied women sat in the stairwell and sighed for a while before Shi Yanshan said:

"There's no way, I can only wait for my first child and your second child to be born."

Dao Xing's mind is now full of fairies, after his perseverance and repeated recollections, the gradually blurred fairy was finally found by him, hearing Shi Yanshan's words, he felt so painful in his heart, that he couldn't breathe. He said:

"No, I can't wait for a moment, I want to see the fairy, I want to take out the wild seed in my stomach immediately, I ...... I'm going to find a knife, I'm going to produce. ”

"If the time is not up, it is not called production, it is called labor induction." Shi Yanshan suddenly slapped his thigh and shouted, "I remembered, we came out to find a knife, and I want to induce labor." I'll just say it'll come back when you don't think about it, right? ”

"I'm going to induce labor too."

"You don't want your second child?"

"You don't even want your first child, and my second child doesn't matter, I already have a first child." Speaking of which, the knife shop was confused, "Where did my firstborn go?" ”

Shi Yanshan pulled the knife shop and walked downstairs, and the knife shop followed mechanically like a puppet, no matter how much he wanted to break his head, he couldn't figure out when he gave birth to the first child, and where the first child went. asked Shi Yanshan, Shi Yanshan also forgot that the concept of the firstborn was instilled in the knife company by himself, and only said that he didn't know.

After going down a flight of stairs, Dao Xing decided not to want to, and continued to think about the fairy, he had to think about the fairy at all times and pull the fairy, otherwise the fairy would quietly leave his mind while he was not paying attention. He became particularly anxious to find a knife.

In the first half of the game, Shiyanshan walked with a knife, and in the second half, the knife line dragged Shiyanshan to run.

There was a large door on the fifth floor, twice as large as the door of a regular ward. The two men walked in and found that this was the operating room, with a doctor in a white coat and a nurse in a blue uniform standing next to the operating table. There was a naked charm on the operating table, and both of them were happy to see the charm.

"She, like us, threw away the peeing stuff."

Daoxing added: "The thing is also lost, and she is a model in a ready-to-wear store." ”

Hearing the voice, the nurse turned her head, glanced at them, and said, "You newly evolved charms, like idiots, we charms don't need to excrete. ”

The doctor also turned his head and asked, "9 beds and 10 beds on the 29th floor, you don't stay in the ward, what are you doing here?" It's not time for you to give birth, so go back to the ward and lie down, and I'll call you down when it's time to give birth. ”

Shi Yanshan said with a smile: "It turns out that the doctor knows us?" ”

The nurse's eyes were full of disdain, and the knife shop understood, and hurriedly criticized Shi Yanshan: "You can't laugh, laughing is made by inferior humans." ”

The doctor glanced appreciatively at the knife shop and said, "You have evolved better than him." ”

Shi Yanshan didn't dare to be angry, he was afraid that the doctor would kick him out immediately, the operating room seemed to be the only place in the building where a knife could be found, and the doctor had a large pair of scissors in his hand.

The knife shop was praised and had confidence in my heart.

"Doctor, we haven't given birth, I'm scared, I want to come and watch, and I'm so prepared when I give birth."

The doctor was very good at understanding the charm, hesitated for a moment and said, "You stand by, don't speak, and go back to your room immediately after observing." ”

The two of them immediately stood up straight, with big bellies and tall bellies, and behaved like elementary school students.

The doctor ignored them and took scissors to cut Charm's belly.