Chapter 348: Goosebumps
It is not Sister Lan who loves the little baby Luo Youcheng, but a middle-aged and elderly woman. Luo Youcheng was startled by this little baby and had goosebumps.
It is said that goosebumps are an atavistic phenomenon, and the ancestors with beautiful hair rely on goosebumps. Luo Youcheng didn't have a few hairs to fry, but the goosebumps were firm and unwilling to subside.
"Mother Lin?" Luo Youcheng was surprised.
There was an open-top hovercar parked in the passage outside the game room, and Mother Lin stood in the car, holding the front windshield with her hand, like a leader participating in the celebration.
Luo Youcheng took a closer look at Mother Lin. In reality, Mother Lin is older than in the game, although she is well maintained, she is also in her fifties, and she only needs to add a stroke on her forehead to write the word "king". Resting in the old era, it is time to hold the grandson at home.
In reality, Mother Lin was dressed decently, wearing a professional outfit, and did not wear out the pink semi-sheer silk nightgown.
There is an exaggerated pair of earrings on the ears, with an inverted red question mark on one side and an inverted blue exclamation mark on the other. When we say they're exaggerated, it's not about the shape, it's about the way they are worn. The ear hook hangs on the earlobe, but the pendant body is embedded in the cheek, like a red and blue tattoo. It adds a bit of bewilderment to the old face and makes it a little younger. She also has a scallop-shaped cyan gem embedded in her eyebrows. In this way, the old face with a good foundation can also be seen.
Luo Youcheng thought, could it be that Sister Lan couldn't recruit her, and the big boss went out in person? He felt that he should be polite to the elderly, so he greeted Mother Lin and said:
"Hello Granny Lin."
Mother Lin laughed back and forth, and then simply grabbed the front block and squatted down to laugh, ruining her image as a leader.
Mother Lin said, "Good boy, grandson." ”
Luo Youcheng's face darkened, and he posted it to take advantage of his old aunt, which was really stupid.
Mother Lin beckoned: "Good grandson, get in the car and let my mother-in-law hug me." ”
Luo Youcheng's face was blue and white for a while, his two feet were rooted, and he stood still in place. Mother Lin is like the old version of Sister Lan, or Sister Lan is like the young version of Mother Lin, the two of them are portrayed in one mold.
Mother Lin smiled and said, "The little baby is angry, knowing that you dislike your mother-in-law's goosebumps and old face, and call Sister Lin, I won't tease you." ”
The goosebumps on Luo Youcheng's body endured for a long time, and because of the obscenity of Aunt Lin, he shouted Sister Lin idealistically. "Sister Lin" forced him to ask what his name was, otherwise she would keep calling her little baby. Luo Youcheng reported his real name and called himself Mr. Waterfront.
It's not that the old aunt can distinguish between real and fake names, but Luo Youcheng has figured it out. Whether it is Luo Youcheng or Chen Youluo, no one knows about leaving the academy, and it is completely meaningless to report a fake name. The people who killed the ghost king dared to leave Mr. Waterfront's handwriting on the flying wings, and he couldn't be afraid of an old woman who relied on the game system to be strong.
"It turned out to be Little Brother Luo...... No, Mr. Luo," Mother Lin smiled and threw a wink at Luo Youcheng, "You gave me such a big surprise." ”
Luo Youcheng couldn't help but stretch out his hand and rub it on his arm, the old aunt was full of energy, more energetic than Sister Lan, talking to her, I was afraid that the goosebumps would not be able to retreat.
"Thank you, Sister Lin, for releasing the water. I'm just a kid who is good at forgetting things, where can I get into Sister Lin's eyes. ”
Luo Youcheng told the truth, if Sister Lan and the samurai, who were in charge of the anti-virus, did not release the water, it would be impossible for the separation consciousness without the ability to escape the game.
Mother Lin said, "You can fool Xiaolan's stupid girl, but my sister's eyes are bright." ”
In order to prove that her eyes were very bright, Aunt Lin threw her eyes at Luo Youcheng one after another like a smoke ring cannon spraying smoke rings. If you don't look at the skin around you, just look at those eyes, the power is still very sufficient. It's a pity that the old aunt doesn't have Wang Beibei's skills, so her electric eyes have no other effect except for disgusting people. She twisted her body and whispered:
"You forged the memory, didn't you? Mr. Luo, I have never seen such a perfect memory forged, can you teach my sister
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? ”
Luo Youcheng had a chill, as if he had a severe cold and fever.
"If you can't speak well, I'll not accompany you." After saying that, he pulled his legs and wanted to leave.
The hovercar moved to the side, blocking the way. "Hehehe, get used to it, Mr. Luo, don't be angry, I'll try my best to talk to you with an abnormal normal."
Aunt Lin's abnormality is still full of turmoil, but it is much better than just now, and Luo Youcheng can barely accept it. The old lady sent an invitation:
"Get in the car, come to my office, I want to make a deal with you."
Luo Youcheng looked at Mother Lin vigilantly, but thinking that it was possible to find the memories of the second sister and uncle here, he decided to break into the old tigress's den. He stepped on the ramp of the hovercar and got onto the car.
The hovercar starts up and slowly moves forward along the passage. Mother Lin habitually wanted to lean on Luo Youcheng, but she forcibly straightened her body, and she sighed faintly:
"It's so difficult to get along with a decent gentleman, especially the little fresh meat that you can't eat."
Mother Lin deliberately swallowed her saliva loudly, gurgling as if she was drinking water.
"Can you not be so disgusting, I'll get out of the car like this again."
Mother Lin had electricity in her eyes, and said in a pleading tone: "I was a bohemian and unruly prostitute, but you want me to be a virtuous and virtuous person, it's too difficult, and the slave family can't do it." ”
Luo Youcheng thought of the consciousness of the second sister and uncle, and sighed: "I'll try to endure it." ”
Old Aunt Lin immediately smiled, she stepped up even more, put Luo Youcheng's arm in her arms, and asked proudly:
"How? To play or not to play? This body is well maintained, usually in the hibernation pod, using the best nutrient solution. If you don't look at my face, you're like looking at a girl in your twenties and thirties. Do me a favor and you can have her. ”
Luo Youcheng endured the convulsions of his stomach and said, "I'm sorry, I'm not interested." ”
Mother Lin still didn't want to let him go: "You can inspect the goods first, and we will talk about it if you are satisfied." Or go to the game, I can be as beautiful as Xiaocui, and I can be as old as I am. ”
"Xiao Cui, that little girl?"
"Little girl?" Mother Lin sat on the floor of the car with a smile, holding Luo Youcheng's hand with both hands and refusing to let go, "Twelve years ago, when the old woman was seventy years old, she sold her soul to me and begged for a little girl's body. ”
Luo Youcheng was cold again, just now in the game, the eighty-two-year-old woman wearing the skin of a little girl helped herself take a bath! Fortunately, that shell belongs to "Brother-in-law Liu", otherwise the body would be covered with goosebumps. He asked Mother Lin, who was sitting on the ground:
"Are you a little mistaken about the meaning of the word 'beauty'? That's called a facelift! ”
"It's all about making people beautiful, almost." Mother Lin said shamelessly.
"What about Sister Hong and Sister Lan?" These two look much older than Xiaocui, maybe they are a hundred-year-old lady.
"They're original, young and confident."
It was actually original, Luo Youcheng didn't believe it. For the first time, Mother Lin said seriously:
"It was fifteen years ago that I caught Xiaohong, Xiaolan...... It's been thirteen years here. Their bodies have not been used since they were put into the hibernation pod, and their souls are in the system, and they are all permanently fresh. Isn't it surprising that their ages are always stuck at twenty-six and twenty-eight? ”
"If I get caught, will I be like them?"
Mother Lin immediately stood up, took Luo Youcheng's arm into her arms again, raised her head and threw a wink: "Mr. Xiao is moved?" ”
"Heartbeat." Luo Youcheng has eaten fairy fruits, and it is no problem to live three or five hundred years old. He's going to complete the task of rebuilding the world order, and maybe he'll be rewarded for thousands more years. In order to live in the system for immortality, he refused to die.
The hovercar drove out of the VIP hall and into the large hovering ladder. The suspension ladder runs very smoothly and does not feel weightless or overweight. There is no control panel in the inner compartment of the suspension ladder, and the bulkhead is smooth and pure, and not even a single reference can be found, even a little
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There is no change in the color of the dots, or there are no imperfections in the size of the needle's eye. Luo Youcheng has no way of perceiving whether the suspension ladder is running up or down.
"Sister Lan is a hacker?"
"That's how good her is, it doesn't take much effort to catch her." Mother Lin hugged Xiao Xianrou's arm and said, "But Xiaolan's consciousness matches my system very well, I gave her the ability to make her a network administrator." ”
"Where's Sister Hong?"
"This." Mother Lin suddenly said indignantly, "I know she can make a better container, but she just wants to keep one hand." ”
"Containers? Brother-in-law Liu? ”
"Brother-in-law Liu? Where does that kind of cheap stuff get on the table? The kind of Emerald that is. Speaking of Xiaocui, Mother Lin suddenly danced, "If you go to Xiaocui, I guarantee that you want to die, and you feel that the women in the world are boring." ”
Mother Lin's face turned cold again, and even a little hideous, she was as nervous as Chuxiong's Jia Dan.
"I know that's not all Red is capable of, she has a secret room that hides containers for four men of different skin colors. Do you think she's cold and not interested in men? She's a picky eater! All her strength was on the four men. ”
Luo Youcheng remembered a person, a female buddy who was in a circle with the adulterer, who was the best at making men in back-to-reality games, claiming to make women regard men in the world as passers-by from now on. The adulterer's brother gave her legacy to Wang Beibei as a reward for clearing the customs, so that this mother Teddy accepted her heart and trained the agent subject with peace of mind. Luo Youcheng pretended to knowingly said:
"Oh, the best of the best. How do you know that you are hidden in a secret room? ”
"Heh, heh, heh." Mother Lin said with a smile, "I am a god, in my system, whose small actions can escape my eyes." This slut would rather share it with Xiaocui than give it to her mother. ”
"You're going to grab it." Luo Youcheng provoked.
At this time, the hatch of the levitation ladder opens. The hovercar drove into an oversized office. The office is extremely empty, with a room of nearly 2,000 square meters, only desks, chairs and a set of sofas for resting.
Mother Lin let go of Luo Youcheng's arm, got out of the car, and paced back and forth in the office. The fingers of both hands flicked rapidly, and their faces were yin and yang for a while, doing a fierce ideological struggle. Finally she shook her head vigorously:
"No, they are my right-hand men, and I can't chill their hearts because of just men." She sighed, "That's it, just give them the benefits." ”
Luo Youcheng took a sip in his heart, thinking to himself that this old shameless person used other people's own things to give benefits to others.
Mother Lin said proudly: "Fortunately, I don't have much desire for men, and the only thing that can make me is memory." Everyone's memory is a different life. My sister is 56 years old, but I have experienced 3,561 lives. This is something that others can't envy, it's mine, and those hooves don't want me to share it with them. ”
Luo Youcheng reprimanded: "Don't you have a sense of guilt for stealing other people's lives? ”
"I'm a businessman, how can I steal? Chang Youlin will do this kind of thing. These memories are all earned by me in business, and you don't know how many people now make appointments with me to sell me their memories before they die. ”
Chang Youlin must be Lawyer Chang's real name, but Luo Youcheng doesn't care about Lawyer Chang now, he solemnly pointed out:
"In the game, you're trying to steal my memories."
"The memories of ordinary players, I will only read them, and I will not take them. The only thing that can be taken away is ......" Mother Lin argued, suddenly stopped, and looked at Luo Youcheng with burning eyes, "You actually found out that I went to look through your memories, little baby, tell me, how do you know?" I love you so much that I really want to crush you and stuff you into my head little by little. ”
Luo Youcheng looked at the ecstatic female pervert and wanted to slap himself, but accidentally exposed his excellence. He asked himself:
How can a person as good as himself not be an excellent detective?
(End of chapter)
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