Demons have no heart, everyone says so, and the female devil herself thinks so.

"Boss!! That little immortal in the heavenly realm is here again! The little brother of the female devil shouted impatiently.

The figure who was drinking recklessly paused: "Let's let him in." ”

"Little devil, what I brought you today is a new pot of God of Food's new brain tonic soup." The little fairy in white took out his Qiankun bag and conjured up a pot of bubbling soup, ignoring the eyes of the little demons around him who wanted to breathe fire.

Since ancient times, immortals and demons have been at odds, and it is strange to be able to give him a good face.

The female demon head sat on her supreme overlord chair and held her chin, squinting at the little fairy: "Then do you know why I've been troubled lately?" ”

The little fairy raised his eyebrows: "Of course I know, you are thinking about the lover." ”

As soon as these words came out, the demons were in an uproar.

Who doesn't know that the love tree of the female devil is an iron tree, and it has not bloomed for 60,000 years.

"Oh? Then who do you say my lover is? The witch picked up her glass and drank it down.

"Who else but me, don't forget that you will be me that day..."Before the words fell, the little fairy was covered by the female demon who teleported over, and the female demon said viciously in his ear: "Didn't you say yes or not!" ”

"Then you promise me to let me see you tomorrow." The tone of the little fairy was quite triumphant.

The female demon bit a mouthful of demon teeth and rolled her eyes angrily, "Okay, if you're not afraid, you'll come." ”

"I like the little devil so much, I must come."

In fact, the cause is not a big deal, of course, it is not a big deal in the eyes of the female devil.

On that day 10,000 years ago, she was wandering around the immortal mountain in the mortal world, and suddenly saw a little fairy crying with a red thread, although she was called the devil, but she was still quite soft-hearted, so she went down and asked what was going on.

The little fairy said that he was only three thousand years old, and he had just ascended to the immortal and messed up the red line of Yue Lao, for this reason, he and Yue Lao's younger brothers had sorted it out for several years, and as soon as it was sorted out today, Yue Lao threw him a red thread and told him to let him fend for himself, anyway, Yue Lao, the old man, would not lead him.

Thinking that he would be alone in the endless years in the future, the more the little fairy cried, the more sad he became, the female devil was rubbed by his tears and snot, looking at the fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy in front of him, the female devil was also at a loss, so she had to pat him on the back, "Don't cry, don't cry, your thread will lead me." ”

"Really?" The boy's eyes were staring straight at her from crying into big walnuts.

"Seriously." The female devil said and tied the red thread on her wrist, and in order to show her sincerity, she also kissed the young man, "Now you believe it." ”

Now it was the boy's turn to be stunned.

"When did you give birth?" The boy held back for a long time and only said this sentence.

"June 24."

"I'm October 26th, ah, we're unexpected!" The boy suddenly said something clueless, tilted his head and laughed.

This kid can't be a fool.

The female devil took advantage of his laughter to quickly hide, smeared oil on the soles of her feet, and slipped away.

Actually, she didn't need to kiss him, but his little red face was too cute, well, like a red apple, the kind that wanted to take a bite.

Besides, the female devil thinks that she has no heart, coaxing children, so she should accumulate virtue, and when she soars, she hopes that the sky and thunder will not be so ruthless.

10,000 years have passed in such a dashing manner, 10,000 years is too long, and the female devil has almost forgotten about it.

Until one day her little brother shouted in the demon capital: "Boss! This little fairy said he wanted to marry you! ”

The jaws of the demons fell to the ground.

The battle between the immortals and demons is imminent, what kind of moths are you doing.

At first, the female devil refused.

"Don't come to our Demon Realm in the future."

"Why, I don't eat your meal?"

The female devil was dumbfounded by the little fairy.

Later, I went with him, and I have to say that the food cooked by the God of Food was really delicious, and she gained weight at a speed visible to the naked eye.

After drinking today's soothing brain soup, the female devil arranged tomorrow's task for the little fairy: "Tomorrow I will eat the rattan pepper fried chicken leg and Jiugongge hot pot of the god of food!" ”

"You can't eat spicy food these days." The little fairy frowned.

The female devil raised her eyebrows: "Bold! You don't care what this devil wants to eat? ”

The little fairy sighed, and suddenly shouted weakly: "Sister." ”

The female devil's arrogance quickly collapsed, shrinking to the corner of her supreme overlord chair, and her face was almost imperceptibly flushed.

Snorted a few times: "Okay, listen to you." ”

Day 2.

"Don't look at the boss, he hasn't come yet." This is the little brother of the female devil, who said this for the three hundred and sixty-sixth time.

"Am I so hungry?" The air pressure around the female demon's body was extremely low.

She sat in a chair for a day until the sun set in the west.

"Boss, the little fairy has been arrested and imprisoned in the prison!" A little brother came to report in a panic, "Why? The female devil's eyes narrowed, and the younger brothers knew that the boss was going to get angry.

"The gods in the sky all say that he collaborates with the enemy and runs to us every day."

"Oh? Can't you look at the lady? As soon as the words fell, the figure of the female demon disappeared into the main hall and went straight to the sky.

Later, according to the history of the immortals, the female devil in this big war was one against one hundred, and fished out the little fairy who was jumping around from the prison, but she was full of injuries, and the emperor and queen wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue, but she was beaten by the little fairy and retreated, and the little fairy muttered: "Don't hurt my little daughter-in-law." ”

The Emperor and Queen of Heaven had no choice but to do it, and the long-planned battle between the two worlds between the immortals and demons was over.

It's just that the whereabouts of the little fairy and the female devil are unknown, but no one cares about them, they are blindly mixed with something in other people's love, and the people who eat melons are scattered.

A few years later, in a certain fairy mountain, the female demon head lay in the crook of the little fairy's arm and said to him: "It turns out that I have a heart. ”

The little fairy smiled at her, her eyebrows crooked: "I know." ”

The female devil suddenly remembered something, sat up, and asked him seriously, "Do you know why I laughed after my birthday." ”

The little fairy's face turned red and red: "Harm, at that time, I was obsessed with the constellations of the world, you Cancer, I Scorpio." We're a perfect match. ”

The female devil rolled her eyes angrily and continued to sleep.

The little fairy whispered in his ear: "Actually, without this, we are a perfect match, sister." ”

The female devil turned her back and didn't speak, but the red color spread and climbed up to the root of her ears.