Chapter 93: Interesting Cow Dung Theory
Chapter 93: Interesting Cow Dung Theory
Xiang Feiyu opened his confused eyes, and slowly walked towards the office with the flow of people, and people kept joining in the middle, like a snowball, and the flow of people became bigger and bigger.
As the distance approached, countless streams of people converged into a larger river, like thousands of streams returning to their roots, gradually converging towards the square in front of the office. Countless voices of discussion came and went, faintly vibrating the void, like an army of flies advancing.
In the meantime, there are naturally indispensable masters who have come out of the "earth" and "heaven" areas, and their cultivation is generally at the peak of the Qi cultivation period or the early stage of the foundation building period, with a proud look on their faces, as if their tails are about to rise to the sky!
"I really don't know what the so-called, what kind of bell is ringing in the middle of the day, do you want anyone to sleep?"
"Ah-I talked with my sister last night with a candle all night, and I was woken up as soon as I fell asleep, but it's a pity that my spring dream ......"
"Alas, being made of this trouble, I won't be in a good mood all day, and when this happens, I must go to talk to a few little sisters who just came!"
"I said Lao Wang, you still have to pay attention to your body, don't become a soft-footed pig before the age of thirty! You still have to learn from me, and then find a few little junior brothers to 'borrow' some money to spend flowers, eat fragrant and drink spicy food, how good! ”
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Through the crowd, Xiang Feiyu came to the square and found that Zhao Feiyan was already waiting in a corner at the edge of the crowd, constantly looking around, as if he was looking for someone. A few of the handsome outer disciples who were proud of themselves were leaning over with shy faces, but they were all ignored by this little junior sister who had just arrived!
"Hmph, a bunch of clowns, what a toad wants to eat swan meat!"
Xiang Feiyu felt a surge of anger in his heart, and as soon as his feet were forced, he landed in front of Zhao Feiyan with a "whoosh", replacing the beautiful Qianying with a strong figure, blocking several hungry wolf-like eyes.
Zhao Feiyan was being harassed by a few nasty flies, very depressed, heard the sound, was startled, looked up, only to find that it was the person who was waiting. She couldn't help but smile and said coquettishly: "Feiyu, you're here!" ”
Feeling the charm of Zhao Feiyan's smile, several outer disciples were itching in their hearts, annoyed that the beauty here was not smiling for themselves. Immediately afterwards, they all invariably transferred their anger to Xiang Feiyu.
"Hmph, waste, the third layer of the Qi cultivation period is also qualified to enter the Divine Dragon Sect, what a joke!"
"I said boy, I advise you to still have self-knowledge and give me this beauty, how about it?"
"You are such a garbage cultivator, this beauty follows you, it is simply a tyrannical thing! Well, how to put it, it is better to put a flower in cow dung! ”
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Xiang Feiyu was made difficult as soon as he came to the Shenlong Sect, and his sullenness was not gone, and now the other party came to covet his "wife" again, not to mention, he was also extremely sarcastic and sarcastic, and a flame suddenly burst out of his chest.
It's really unbearable for my aunt, and my uncle can't bear it anymore!
Xiang Feiyu glanced at a few people around him contemptuously, and said coldly: "A few of them should have seen enough, right?" When you've seen enough, take your eyes back and beware of eyeballs falling out! ”
Seeing the eyes of several people who wanted to eat people, Xiang Feiyu ignored them and continued: "As for you saying that I am cow dung, I admit it, because my strength is too scummy!" However, even if I am cow dung, it is a pile of nutritious cow dung, so that those flowers are willing to plant themselves! ”
What? Who else would compare themselves to cow dung? And to say it so justifiably, magnificently?
Several outer disciples were thundered by Xiang Feiyu's cow dung theory!
They were all stunned for a long time and didn't come back to their senses, as if they had been brainwashed by people who were good at pyramid schemes, and almost began to doubt their lives, all wondering if they should also find a way to turn into a pile of nutritious cow dung?
However, the ideal is often beautiful, but the reality is skinny!
Xiang Feiyu didn't finish pouring out the qi in his heart, so he didn't even give them a chance to realize the other party's poor wish to turn into cow dung!
"As for you, if you become a pile of cow dung, will there be flowers willing to stick it up? Didn't you? So, if you want me to say, you guys are a bunch of shit at best that isn't even as good as cow dung, and it's a smelly shit that everyone hates! ”
"Ahh Stinky boy, you ......"
Several outer disciples were stunned for a moment, their eyes were red, their mouths were open, and they couldn't say a word. As noble Taoist cultivators and future immortals, they never dreamed that they were now in the other party's mouth, and they were even deprived of their qualifications to make cow dung!
How does this make people not angry! How can this keep people from angry!
Several outer disciples were all so angry that their eyes were cracking, their faces were blue and their noses were crooked, their hands were bruised and their muscles were throbbing, and they were clenching their weapons, eager to kill this bastard boy who didn't know the height of the sky!
If the gaze of Dao cultivation in the Qi cultivation period or the foundation building period could kill people, even if Xiang Feiyu had an incomparably mysterious mortal dragon body cultivation, it was estimated that he would already be riddled with holes!
"Boy, you cow, you are really good!" An outer disciple with a folding fan in his hand gritted his teeth and said.
"Boy, I don't think you know how the word 'death' is written!" A muscular man squinted his eyes and sneered.
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Xiang Feiyu didn't seem to know that he had stabbed the hornet's nest and the storm was coming, so he continued to add fuel to the fire and said, "Yo, look at your appearance, don't accept it, right?" If you don't accept it, you will bite me! Hmph, do you dare to break the rules and kill me here? ”
Seeing Xiang Feiyu's smug face and somewhat unbeaten smile, several people were trembling with anger, but they didn't dare to make trouble here due to the door rules. After their faces changed a few times, they had no choice but to turn away, leaving only a few vicious words echoing in the void.
"Hmph, stinky boy, remember what you did today, I'm sure you'll pay the price soon!"
"Boy, if you want to live, it's best to stay in the Divine Dragon Sect for the rest of your life and don't go out!"
"Oh, boy, I forgot to tell you that I'm a man who loves to help people more than anything else. If you die outside, don't worry, your little girlfriend, I will take care of you for free! ”
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Seeing a few people walking away, Zhao Feiyan walked over with a frown, and said very worriedly: "Feiyu, just ignore them, why do you want to stimulate them repeatedly, now that things are getting bigger, our situation in the future will be even more dangerous!" ”
"Feiyan, a few pieces of garbage that are not even as good as cow dung, you don't have to take it to heart!" Xiang Feiyu wanted to adjust the atmosphere and continued to joke.
However, Zhao Feiyan was not as big as Xiang Feiyu's heart, and still sighed: "Alas, return cow dung, I just hope you don't be turned into cow dung by them!" After all, our strength is too weak, and they are all cultivators in the late stage of the Qi cultivation period......"
"Even if it turns into cow dung, I will ensure that your flower grows smoothly!"
"Feiyan, in life, there will always be all kinds of difficulties and obstacles, if you retreat every time you encounter difficulties, in the end, you will have no way out, go into a dead end; Only by facing difficulties and fearing difficulties and obstacles can we climb to the pinnacle of life in the wind and rain! You tell me? ”
Seeing his goddess's frowning eyebrows, Xiang Feiyu felt a feeling of distress in his heart, alas, everything is only to blame for his cultivation being too low! In order to alleviate the current predicament, he searched his stomach and finally came up with these words rich here, and his body suddenly filled with a sky-high pride.
Infected by Xiang Feiyu, Zhao Feiyan also regained a trace of pride, stretched her eyebrows, and said crisply: "What should come is always coming, and it is useless to worry too much!" Let my flower grow as quickly as possible on your pile of cow dung, and hopefully before the storm comes! ”
The two of them smiled heartily, and at the same time turned around and looked at the door of the office, waiting for the arrival of the sect boss.