Chapter 12: Little Brother Take Me
With a curious heart, Tian Luo stepped forward to take a look, and saw that his pink Lori still had a soft ID on his head: Brother save me QAQ......
Tian Luo: "......"
But Ji Shaoyi himself was still soft and unconscious, and turned his head sideways to look at him blankly: "What is your expression?" ”
"With all due respect, Boss." Tian Luo thought for a moment, but decided to tell him the truth: "My cousin hasn't worn pink since she was ten years old, and she doesn't need a soft cute ID. ”
"They all have the thickest Qi bangs, cut the princess cut the greenest tea, wear the most exaggerated fast hand makeup, and say the most earthy love words."
Ji Shaoyi: "So what ID does your cousin use?" ”
"The day before yesterday, I called a smile to bury the pride of tears, and yesterday I called oblique bangs to cover the corner of my right eye, and I will take a look at it today." Tian Luo took out his mobile phone as he spoke: "Today's name is Liying, Angelina, Yingxue, Yuhanling, ......."
"Anyway, it's not what is used in the mainstream, how did Mary Sue come, and after converting it into Martian, add a bunch of messy symbols, you say that you are ten years old this year, and people believe it." Tian Luo concluded.
Ji Shaoyi thought about Lang Yu's temptation of this ID with an earthy flavor and a Renaissance flavor in the earthy taste, and finally nodded and compromised.
What if that sassy man is really good at this?
……
Lang Qiao didn't have classes in the afternoon or evening, and after lunch, he started the daily life of an Internet addicted girl again.
As soon as she logged into the game, she saw another friend application, and a strong Mary Sue + Renaissance atmosphere came to her face as soon as she opened it.
[Lijing Jieli asks to add you as a friend
Additional news:滒滒帶厪嚶嚶~】
Lang Qiao: "??? ”
Whose elementary school students are on vacation? Or is the stumbling girl stimulated? She even wondered if this person was selling films......
The old man in the subway looked at his mobile phone .jpg
Lang Qiao was idle, so he simply agreed, wanting to see what kind of demon this unknown species and her were going to be.
On the other side, Ji Shaoyi, who finally passed the friend application, shed tears of emotion, he was like a Sichun girl who had been in love for many years and finally wanted to contact him, he was so excited that he hammered the table and scratched the wall, and finally even let out a groundhog call: "Ahhh ”
Tian Luo: "...... Okay, I understand."
Lang Ji Lonely CP Isn't it okay for him to swallow it!
After the excitement, Ji Shaoyi immediately opened a double-row room and sent an invitation to form a team to Lang Yu's temptation.
Lang Qiao agreed and entered the room, and then was so pink that he couldn't open his eyes and almost left the room.
Thanks to the blessing of a certain dead pervert, she now subconsciously thinks that she is a pervert when she sees a person who is a fan.
As if to confirm her conjecture, the dead pervert opened the microphone in the next second: "Huh, little brother, are you ready?" I'm going to open it~~~"
The same ten levels of muttering, the same pretentiousness, the same retreat of ten miles, the same heaven and earth.
Even more deadly...... The same male voice.
Lang Qiao was startled by the familiar voice, and was about to leave the room, but it was too late.
This dead pervert seemed to be afraid that she would run away, and opened directly after asking, without giving her a chance to regret it.
Ji Shao finally added people day by day, so he naturally had to make a good fuss, and as soon as he entered the game, the entire quality square echoed with his spicy ears.
"Little brother, how many hours have you been playing? I see that your record is great, good, great, good ”
Lang Qiao refused to answer his question and ran to the beach in one go, and a thump plunged into the water.
She wanted to be sober.
After the plane took off, Ji Shaoyi directly ordered a parachute jump, and then continued to release his charm to her: "Little brother, where are we jumping?" There are too many people in P City, and people are so afraid of ......."
Lang Qiao deleted the punctuation, and marked a military base with his backhand.
Isn't it that people are afraid? I'm going to scare you to death today.
As a result, this 'soft girl' not only did not have the slightest fear, but was even happier: "You are so bad~ I like it so much~"
Lang Qiao: "......, don't read it, master."
She's almost blinded by poison, okay?
She always thought that Gu Congxin was enough to talk, but she was completely defeated by Ji Shaoyi, who was in a commotion, and the kung fu of jumping into a parachute was enough for him to have a census.
"How old are you, brother? Where's home? How many people are in the family? What type of girl paper wows like? Will you give birth to a boy or a girl in the future? Cat or dog......"
In the end, there was no problem, and he even asked questions like, 'Your parachute is so beautiful, where did you buy it?'
If Gu Congxin was present, Lang Qiao could kowtow to her on the spot and apologize: I'm sorry, I was wrong, you are not a real chatter at all!
Due to the large houses and many materials, the military base has always been a battleground for soldiers, and those who can get out of here alive are either gods or bigwigs.
During the time that Ji Shaoyi checked his household registration, Lang Qiao had already seen several teams of people jumping this way like dumplings.
As soon as the two of them landed, gunshots rang out one after another around them, and there were already people fighting.
Lang Qiao didn't have time to care about this perverted blind man, so he immediately went to find a gun when he landed.
And Ji Shaoyi didn't forget for a moment that he was here to pretend to be a soft girl to hook up with a dog man, he didn't even bother to search the room, and followed Lang Qiao like a little tail throughout the whole process, after all, soft girls don't need marksmanship, just be cute.
As everyone knows, Lang Dog Man Joe not only didn't think he was cute, but wanted to give him a shuttle backhand.
While she was fighting people around the room, she was also poisoned by his tenth-level muttering, which didn't affect the operation much, and the kill message on the screen kept flashing.
And Ji Shaoyi, this dog thing, doesn't help, even if she doesn't help, she can endure it at level 10, but what the hell he dares to use her flesh and blood to block bullets, do you dare to think?
He didn't know when he picked up a frying pan, and when she was shooting across the building, he held the frying pan and danced beside him and shouted cheers, one person was more lively than a cheerleader: "Brother Huh, come on!" Brother is the best! Brother is invincible! ”
And in the eyes of the person opposite, all this is naked mockery!
Their hatred value was stretched to the full point in an instant, and they set up a gun and pointed it at the pink figure.
Ji Shaoyi was on guard early in the morning, and while shouting, 'Woo woo woo little brother save me' while drilling behind Lang Qiao without hesitation.
Lang Qiao not only served as his cover, but also was forced to use one enemy and two enemies, and after opening the scope and sniping a person on the opposite side, he was also knocked down by another enemy squatting in the shadows, and the two sides exchanged waves for one.
Lang Qiao: "......" I suspect you're playing me, and I have evidence.
The moment she fell to the ground, she only hated herself for not being ruthless enough, and she didn't pick up a gun and burst out of this dog thing the moment she landed.