Compared to Catherine's softness, Searle is very difficult to educate. :zhetiantxt

Searle, the little guy, doesn't speak, but when he speaks, he makes a splash.

Song Jin said, "Searle, how can you instill such dark thoughts in your sister? She's only a year old! ”

Although Searle usually doesn't speak, when he speaks, he can speak very fluently, "Mother, we are already one year old, we are a mature child, and it doesn't hurt to let Catherine experience the darkness of society early." ”

Song Jin's face was expressionless, "It's no harm, but you can't tell her that we will die?" Is there such a curse on parents? ”

"It's just an extreme hypothesis," said Serge, "like every time you go out, I fantasize that you're going to be hit by a car, but in the end you're coming back, and it's double the joy, don't believe you look at Catherine." ”

“”

Song Jin raised her eyes and looked, sure enough, after being intimidated by Serre, Catherine saw that her parents were still alive, and she usually cried at every turn, but now she laughed happily from time to time, and seemed to be really happy that no one died.

Song Jin turned her head and told herself that she couldn't blow it up, and she tried her best to reason with him calmly

"You can assume, but you can't tell your sister that, she's young, not as smart as you, so she can't understand what you mean, do you see? You scared her out to tears again. ”

"Mother, to be precise, I didn't scare her to cry," Serge kindly analyzed her, "She cried when she heard that you might die, and in logical order, you were the main cause of her crying, and I was only the secondary reason." ”

"Muse!" Song Jin couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled at the comfortable muse over there, "Your own son, you teach it yourself!" I can't teach! ”

"No, mother," said Searle, "I was wrong, don't call my father, I quarreled with him, and I didn't win a single quarrel, which made me very sad, and in order not to continue to be sad, I decided that it would be better to admit my mistake to you." ”

"Do you realize what you're really wrong?

In the end, Song Jin still called the muse, and the muse very politely invited Searle to the study to talk.

Serge didn't want to go to his father's turf, but he couldn't help it, his father could lift him with one hand, and compared to the muse, he was like a little chicken.

When Song Jin made Catherine cry for the fifth time, Searle came out of the study dejectedly, without waiting for Song Jin to ask him what was wrong.

Serge stepped up to Catherine first and sighed, "Catherine, don't cry, I lied to you before, Mom and Dad won't die, hey, what a sad thing." ”

Song Jin""

"Oh, Mother, so you're here too, can you act as if you didn't hear anything?" "I don't want to go back to my cruel father." ”

Song Jin took a deep breath, "Shut up!" ”

"Yes, beautiful lady."

Serge reverted to his usual expressionless and taciturn face.

Song Jin often felt that he had schizophrenia, sometimes he could not say a word for several days, and sometimes he could finish all the shares for several days in a row, but unfortunately the results of the test showed that he was in a good mental state.

I just don't know if Muse was also so schizophrenic when he was a child.

Song Jin and Muse finished a fight, but they were interrupted halfway, and they naturally had some anger in their hearts at this time.

She went to her mother's base to pick the kind of greens that the Muse had given her last time, and it was good that Madame Louis had returned to Miar, otherwise she would have had to throw her out when she saw Song Jin coming to steal her vegetables.

In view of her mother's absence, Song Jin swaggered around the vegetable garden, and after picking what she wanted, she picked some other greens that she didn't know what to do.

After returning home, she thought about how to make the muse eat the greens, the muse was much more cautious than her, the royal family of other planets invited him to dinner, and the rest of the people were tricked, but he wouldn't.

It takes a lot of effort to deal with such a person.

Song Jin thought for an hour with her three-year-old IQ, and after the various plans in her mind were rejected, she decided to go to Catherine to relax.

Catherine was tugging at her brother's clothes, trying to shove them into her mouth.

Song Jin saw it, sighed, hurriedly went over to stop it, and turned his head to look at Searle, "Searle, why don't you take a look at your sister too, in case she eats the buttons on your clothes like last time, she will have to cry for a few days." ”

Searle put down the book and sighed, "Mother, you don't have to worry about this, since that time, I have changed into clothes without buttons, no matter how much she bites, she will not eat buttons." ”

"That's the point?

Song Jin glanced at Catherine, who was pouting and unhappy, and scratched her head, "Is she hungry?" ”

Searle nodded.

"It's still an hour before dinner, why don't I make you some milk to cushion your stomach first?"

Serre was silent for a while, "No need Mother, you should call my cruel father, although he is cruel to me, I have to say that the milk he makes is very delicious." ”

"Doesn't it taste good if I make it?" Song Jin was not convinced.

Serge looked at her and asked, "If I say it's not good to drink and I want to vomit after drinking, will you sue my cruel father?" ”

Song Jin's face was expressionless, "Yes, I will let him beat you." ”

Serge: "Oh, you're so delicious, and you want to drink it even after you drink it." ”

Song Jin touched his head with satisfaction, "Good, this is my good son." Go, teach your sister to speak, and I'll find you father. ”

"Still not Mother," said Serge, "and leave Catherine to fend for herself." ”

"Will you use idioms?" Song Jin's head was full of black lines, "Teach or not?" Don't teach me to sue. ”

Serge sighed, pulled Catherine, who was stumbling to speak, and released a picture of the muse with his brain, "Come, Catherine, follow me, cruel father." ”

Catherine's big black eyes saw the muse, smiled happily, and clapped her hands, "Yes"

Serge: "Follow me, Daddy." ”

Catherine". ”

Serge: "Daddy. ”

Catherine "Babo. ”

Searle: "For another one, mother. ”

Catherine "Cloth Chicken." ”

"Serge" is the mother. ”

Catherine said seriously, "Cloth chicken! ”

Seeing Song Jin stiff there, Searle shrugged his shoulders, "Look, it's me who doesn't deserve to teach her." ”

“”

Song Jin floated away with a loveless face, she wanted to reflect on what she did in the first half of her life to give birth to such two strange children.

Song Jin finally found the muse in the swimming pool.

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