Chapter 56: The Self-cultivation of the Scattered Immortals

Burning ancient stars fell above the heavenly court, and the ancient mysterious thunder array appeared, and the Jade Emperor's Tianluo Creation Jade Disc and Guanyin Bodhisattva's Jade Pure Bottle Water Discharge appeared.

When it falls to the mortal world, it is the heavens that have many visions.

Comets transit, dark clouds cover the sky, lightning flashes are frequent, winds gust, thunder rolls, and downpours.

In an instant, the ghosts cried and the wolves howled, and the heavens and the earth changed color.

Just as the lightning and thunder roared, a large cloud like a huge quilt suddenly appeared in the sky and slowly drifted through the sky, reaching the suburban plain near a small city in the mortal world of Dongsheng Shenzhou.

It was no one else, it was one immortal and two pets of Yang Mei Daxian and his party.

Because Yang Mei Daxian's stomach is still very painful and uncomfortable. So he has been lying on the couch that Danfeng and Qilin have lifted together, and used the first Qilin and Yuanfeng as a means of transportation.

The two apprentices also thoughtfully made a transparent eggshell-shaped water-sheltering barrier, and the three of them hid in it together. The main fear is that the master will get wet with a cold and flu, which will aggravate his stomach pain.

The wind and rain outside are scary and the thunder is terrifying, but the inside is dry and peaceful. It's not pleasant.

"Master?" Danfeng's voice was as clear and pleasant as a lark.

"Hmm. My eyebrows, unhappy. Yang Mei Daxian closed his eyes. was still sulking, and scolded all the grandsons in Heavenly Court in his heart.

I just took a picture of the water mirror, and found that I was dirty all over my body, full of footprints of all sizes.

Especially too much on the face, and it is dense. Don't you know if you don't hit someone in the face? Since Chaos, what this immortal values most is my shocking appearance, especially the two snow-white long eyebrows that are compelling to be fairy.

There are a total of 582 eyebrows on both sides, which are perfectly symmetrical. Meticulous care every day, making hair masks, applying serums, and styling gels. These grandsons have made me black. The point is, it actually gave me 62 less. It became 520 roots.

Sixty-two, heavens!

These bunnies will be finished sooner or later!

"Master, don't be angry. I've avenged you!"

Danfeng was extremely cheerful and hugged the unicorn beside him. Don't look at Danfeng who was arrogant, indifferent, and tricky in Heaven just now, and he was sharp and unforgiving, pretending to be a royal sister. In front of the master and junior brother, she was a cute little girl.

"Oh? You really blew up that palace??!! you are getting fatter and fatter. Although it's not a pity that those broken palaces are blown up, those bastards should be repaired. I punched and kicked me, and I was beaten out and hurt internally. But it is still not good to rebuild the people and lose money. If we are scattered immortals, we must also have the morality of scattered immortals. Do you understand?"

Yang Mei Daxian was relieved when he heard this, and he was so happy that he was ready to go. I thought to myself that this well-behaved and smart big apprentice really stole the Tianlei in that warehouse and was filial to his teacher.

That's a real shot. Try to use it well~~

I don't know that the hole at the end of the chaos that is sealed by stone will not be blown open by these thunderbolts. Where does this hole lead when it is blown up? Who sealed it in the first place, and why did it seal it?

Yang Mei Daxian couldn't wait to take the two disciples to explore the depths of chaos.

"Got it!~Master~~~ I'll tell you something fun. ”

Danfeng was overjoyed when he thought that in the future, whether it was an old immortal or a new immortal in the sky, he would use Master's bath water to wash the dust and clear the marrow during the New Mu Festival every year. couldn't help laughing out loud, because she was the main phoenix at this time, so she let out a crisp and pleasant chirp.

Who knew that before she could elaborate, she was interrupted by Master Yang Mei Daxian's questioning.

"Danfeng, could it be that you stole the lost heavenly thunder in the heavenly court?"

Having a stomachache himself, Yang Mei Daxian simply lay on the couch and raised his stomach with a pillow. Two claws, one left and one right, touched the heads of the two spirit pets. Habitually tugging at the crown of the phoenix and the feathers on the top of the head, as well as the two branch-like horns of the unicorn.

"Not really!" Dan Feng whispered angrily, sounding like the cooing of a chicken. "Master, didn't you let us steal?"

"Little girl, you have a big temper now! Heavenly court's stuff......"

Yang Mei Daxian was a little disappointed, and pulled Danfeng's feathers hard. If you want to talk about things in Heaven, if you steal it, you steal it. Anyway, they have a lot of heavenly thunder in stock. "It's better not to steal. Public things, let's not stretch out our hands. I'm not afraid, trouble!"

"Master, then why don't I throw away the new type of heavenly thunder in the space. Qilin, who had been silent, suddenly said faintly.

"What? You stole the arsenal? Tsk, I heard there were nine thousand nine hundred and ninety. Oh, my mom, what are we going to do? Yang Mei Daxian was overjoyed, sat up straight, and rubbed his hands. I almost want to throw one in and give it a try.

"Master, didn't you say you can't steal?" Qilin glanced at Danfeng and said curtly. He grinned and snorted at the moment. It turned out that Danfeng used his sharp claws to sneak attack the unicorn leg, and he also used a lot of force to grab a piece of skin. It means disgusting him and talking.

Of course, the two of them stole the thunder together......

But after doing bad things, he felt that as a boy, he should take the initiative to stand up and shoulder the responsibility alone. Of course, there is no way. Who let his senior sister be used to being arrogant and cute by the master and him!

Since he knew Danfeng, he had never seen Danfeng admit his mistakes at all. Don't admit it when you beat it to death, and don't admit it when you kill it. No matter how big the disaster is, it will either be a stalk in the neck or a smile. If you want to kill or chop, whatever!

As a result, it has become a practice for Qilin to "carry the blame" for her......

The simple unicorn, the strength of the pet sister, directly took the initiative to admit her mistakes, and her words were sincere and obedient:

"Master, I was wrong. They deceive people too much, and blow you up with the thunder of the day. I couldn't get angry, and I was afraid that they wouldn't be able to beat them too much, so I took a hundred or so pieces. ”

Mine go! It's really a dog that doesn't bark to bite. My good boy, it turned out to be a good thing done by this stupid boy Qilin.

"Qilin?!you!" Yang Mei Daxian was speechless for a while. "How can you steal it? We can only take it if the other party throws weapons and magic weapons at us. This is called picking up equipment, and it is purely delivered to the door, and it is not taken for nothing. Taking the initiative to take something that does not belong to you is stealing. ”

The unicorn was speechless for a while, and his heart was sullen, and he stopped talking. Obviously, they did it first, obviously it was their fault, everything was to protect the master, and they were good, but they actually slapped the horse's hemorrhoids. Accidentally, I got a hand of.

Stuffed heart......

Dan Feng's round eyes turned, and he pecked his junior brother Qilin's neck affectionately, which was regarded as praising him for "carrying the pot".

"Master, the Qilin didn't mean it, and I'm not worried about you, Master! Don't you know, all the immortals in the sky kicked you a few times, including the Jade Emperor scum, the Rulai scum, and what...... There are ...... anyway You'll be motionless, and your belly will be swollen a few feet higher than the mountains. Kirin and I are both scared to death......"

As Danfeng spoke, his eyes turned red, obviously he was whining and pretending to cry, but it turned into a strange cry.

"You're right, but not again. Yang Mei Daxian didn't take it to heart at all, and he also blossomed for the new toy. But on the surface, you have to pretend to be a serious and strict teacher.

Yang Mei has a general number in his heart. It seems that today's affairs are definitely not simple......