Volume 2 Mahjong Chapter 118 The landlord went to the grave today

"Yes, we should unite to deal with this landlord who often breaks off!" The little beauty of the Han Dynasty seconded.

"Yes, the landlord's behavior is the root cause of our quarrel, and we will abuse him online!" 8 Salona also agreed with this initiative.

"That's right, all the sailors in the comment area are united to deal with this landlord together!" Luo Zhixiang's time management learned to coax.

I was stunned for a moment, and said to myself, dumbfounded: "Can you still do this? Feelings for my rash posting, but also indirectly attracted all the firepower? ”

"I wouldn't have known it would have been more close, alas, I can't live if I am doing my own evil!" After a sigh, I had to write several updates again, and my words were extremely sincere.

"Good morning, fellow sailors! The reason why I broke off for more than four hours, the landlord, is also suffering! Since the owner of the building, I was chased and killed by a male corpse, and was pulled by a strange middle-aged man to play Sichuan mahjong. ”

"This hit lasted for an hour or two, and when the landlord and I finished playing mahjong and wanted to be more paste, the accident happened again......"

I paused at this point, and the sailors immediately urged.

"And then? Landlord, what happened to you? "The most beautiful woman in the Celestial Empire has finally woken up.

"That's right, the landlord, you should go on, you know that people have an appetite and hate it!" The strongest man in the Wa Kingdom followed.

"Landlord, needless to say, if it's not an accident, tell me how to solve the male corpse?" The funeral home worker asked.

"Let's talk about accidents, I'm more interested in accidents." I don't understand the style, only undress and look longing.

Seeing this article of anticipatory comments, I immediately wrote: "The accident is that I actually met the beautiful woman in stockings who appeared in the picture on the third floor of Building D of the Splendid Building!" ”

As soon as this news was released, some water friends who had been watching the live broadcast for a long time immediately exploded.

"Stockings beauty, is it the stocking beauty I found under the red lantern?" Chow Yun-fat in the mountain city was the first to come out.

I nodded to myself, and typed back to Chow Yun-fat Yamashiro: "Yes, it's that stocking beauty." ”

As soon as Chow Yun-fat saw my affirmative reply, he immediately said happily: "Sure enough, it's that beautiful woman in stockings, have you seen her face?" ”

"Of course I saw it, it was the figure of a devil, with the face of an angel." I smiled like a man would know.

After seeing my reply about the appearance of the beauty in stockings, not only the mountain city Chow Yun-fat, but also the rest of the sailors were excited.

"Wow, the landlord is really blessed, he actually met a beautiful woman late at night! I, Zhao Ritian, envy my real name! Heavenly Realm Zhao Ritian posted an obscene expression.

"As the saying goes, there must be a cool point when you meet a woman late at night, I want to ask the landlord if it is cool?" The young woman and the little milk dog swallowed her saliva, presumably there was already a picture of a man and a woman in a vacuum in her heart.

"I dare to say that the landlord is absolutely happy, otherwise how could it not be more close for so long? The landlord said quickly, how many times have you been happy? The prince of destiny who tore the onion smirked wickedly.

"Since the landlord is finished with you, can you make my little brother and me happy, thousands of people kneel down and beg the landlord to send the phone number of the beauty in stockings!" Tang Dynasty Yihongyuan seemed to be very hungry.

Tang Chao Yihongyuan's hungry remarks instantly reminded those who were also hungry and thirsty, and they began to shout hungrily.

"Upstairs is right, the landlord quickly leaves the phone number of the beautiful woman in stockings, and the good man has a safe life." Bending over for red lips seconded.

"It's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, landlord, tell us how much the stockings beauty charges?" Walking a horse on the twin peaks asked.

"Even if you don't plan to send the phone number of the beautiful woman in stockings, you might as well send a full-body photo of the beautiful woman for us to appreciate, right?" Kiss the lower lip of the skirt lightly, and the eyes glow.

"It's okay not to send a full-body photo, landlord, why do you have to send a face-to-face photo of a beautiful woman in stockings, right?" Use your fingers to make you cool and lower the requirements.

Seeing the above very explicit comments, I didn't even break down, but the most beautiful woman in the Celestial Empire collapsed first: "You men, you are really colored wolves!" Ben Gu Liang will never play with you again. ”

But the sailors are a group of shameless people, they didn't pay attention to this accusation at all, but seized this only opportunity to tease the most beautiful woman in the Celestial Empire.

"Ah, hello upstairs, are you a girl?" Fahey, who was in a suit, asked meaningfully.

The most beautiful woman in the Celestial Empire should be a little girl who has not been deeply involved in the world, and she immediately fell for it: "Yes, I'm a girl, what's wrong?" ”

"Nothing, here's the thing, my mouth is very flexible, can I serve your red lips?" Fahai Chiguodi, who was wearing a suit, teased.

"Sure enough, Fahai pretended to be righteous and awe-inspiring because he coveted the white lady's appearance! Sister, don't pay attention to the Fahai upstairs, my mouth is much more flexible than Fahai, let the little brother serve you! Kissing the lower lip of the skirt aggressively to sell herself.

"Sister, sister chooses me, choose me, although my mouth is not soulful, but my fingers are still quite flexible." Use your fingers to make you cool and unwilling to be unwilling.

"Cut, how can your fingers compare to my tongue."

"Damn! Everyone has the ability to be better than the little brother, I can be called a pile driver in the world, and I can insist on interspersing for three hours! ”

"Is it so exaggerated, sister, don't believe him, I'm the human piledriver."

"I've seen someone robbing money, I've never seen someone robbing a woman in person, sister, you choose me, I have both money and physical strength, and I'll keep you cool from day to night."

Witnessing this debauched reply, Rao is the most beautiful woman in the Celestial Empire, no matter how she is not deeply involved in the world, her face is red and her mouth is fragrant: "I! Choose Nima, you stinky men, get out! ”

Seeing that the most beautiful woman in the Celestial Empire was very angry, I had to immediately say: "All sailors are guests, please take care of your mouth and fingers, and don't verbally insult the only girl in our live broadcast post!" ”

After saying this, I replied to all the sailors in a unified manner: "Also, don't ask for any phone numbers and face photos, I don't have the phone number and face photos of that stocking beauty at all." ”

As soon as the sailors saw this reply, they immediately stopped molesting the most beautiful women in the Celestial Empire, but pointed their tongues and swords at me.

"Damn! There is no picture and no truth, it seems that the landlord did not meet the beautiful woman in stockings at all. Shancheng Chow Yun-fat was the first to question.

"Yes, the mouth is on your face, you can say whatever you want." The bouncing yo-yo was also incredulous.

"Shameless landlord, he actually deceived our feelings, let's blast his live broadcast stickers!" The monk shampooed his hair and commented with reoceptive indignation.

"I have reported the landlord's live post, and I hope that the forum management will withdraw this live post as soon as possible!" The salesman of the underworld raised his fist righteously.

"By the way, we'll all report it!"

"Count me in, I'll report it too."

"Let's move the fingers of the report and report the landlord to death."

"You report me, the landlord is in the grave today!"

"It's so wet, it's wet, everyone report it!"

Seeing that the situation was slowly getting out of hand, I quickly deleted the previous story and quickly published three new stories.

"Fellow sailors, be merciful, it's not easy for the landlord to write a live post, don't report me to death!"

"And the landlord, I really didn't lie to you, I really met a beautiful woman in stockings on the third floor of Building D of the Splendid Building!"

"But that beauty in stockings is not the living person you think, she is a ghost, a female ghost who wanders the world!"

However, after reading these three new developments, all sailors still don't want to believe it.

"Ghosts? The girl who can be reflected in the picture alive, you tell me that it is a ghost? "I hate the world and snort coldly.

"I think the landlord is the ghost, because he always talks nonsense." Ya Butterfly scoffed.

"Upstairs is right, the landlord is indeed a ghost, a ghost in human skin, I don't believe in the landlord anymore." The comments of the resident beach love cuties are full of contempt.

Knowing that the sailors didn't want to believe me, I was also very helpless: "Believe it or not, anyway, that beauty in stockings is a ghost, this ghost was called Xie Qiaoqian before her death, and died in a suburban car accident yesterday, if you still don't believe it, you can check it yourself." ”

"Cut, then I'll go and investigate, so that I can completely expose your lies." A new sailor named Heartstealer stepped forward.

Immediately afterward, the messenger withdrew from the forum to check the truth of what I had said.

After about a few minutes, the messenger finally returned to the forum and said with a shocked face: "What the landlord said is true, there was really a car accident in the southwest suburbs of Xicheng at about four o'clock yesterday afternoon, and the deceased is named Xie Qiaoqian!" ”

"Really?" Some of the sailors who still didn't want to believe it, so they went to check it alone.

However, no matter how you check, the car accident did happen, and sailors have to choose to believe it.

"What the heart stealing messenger said is true, there was indeed a car accident in the southwest suburbs of Xicheng, and the deceased of the car accident is called Xie Qiaoqian!" The long-time dive like singleness has finally emerged.

As the sailors confirmed the identity of the deceased in the car accident, their doubts began to shake in my heart.

"Could it be that what the landlord said is true? What a ghost is that stockings beauty? "The lonely island cold also came out.

"Impossible, how can there be ghosts in the world?" The spicy hand destroyer said with some uneasiness.

"Yes, even if that beauty in stockings is really a ghost, how can she be photographed by a mobile phone? Aren't ghosts all illusory and invisible? "I am a rich man or I don't believe that Xie Qiaoqian is a ghost.

"I guess I didn't watch much of the movie upstairs, right? According to the common sense of horror movies, ghosts can be captured by mobile phones and other cameras! The little woman explained.

"In that case, the landlord may not really lie to us, and that beautiful woman in stockings may be a ghost!" The beautiful fairy finally chose to believe me.