Tomorrow weekend the sea breeze will continue to return to normal updates, dear beloved Taoist friends are not easy, in addition to code words, many people have to go to school, work to support their families, are working hard, Taoist friends after work, school, after the code should feel tired and physically and mentally exhausted, therefore, I will put one of the things I experienced in high school in the way of miniature novels to make everyone tired happy and relaxed, anyway, I want to laugh when I think about it now, I don't know if you don't necessarily feel funny after reading it, It may be boring, but I'm just hoping to bring everyone a relaxed and happy mood after work.

Miniature Novel: "Military Training That Year"

Before I knew it, it had been nine years since I was in high school, and to this day, it has been nine years and two months. A lot of people say I have a good memory, and that's true, but I'm not proud of it, because a lot of what I remember is useless.

Three years of high school can be described as the most arduous and busiest class of academic career, when I was in high school, military training is my eternal memory, what makes me unforgettable is not standing in a military posture under the scorching sun, a little rest, walking, walking in a square team, in fact, I only had three days of military training, in other words, my stomach is not particularly good, and then because of stomach pain, I went to apprenticeship with two classmates in my class, the next four days, others are under the scorching sun for military training, and we are sitting in the shade of the tree chatting, pulling calves.

I have to say that my memory is really good, some things, as long as it is something that I will never forget, I even remember which year, which month, which day, and even the time when it happened, I remember, this year is when I was in the first year of high school, military training, it was just in time for the October 1st National Day holiday, the seniors of the second and third years of high school are happy to celebrate the National Day holiday, only our poor juniors and sisters, it happened that the military training was stipulated during the October 1st holiday, and the principal was about to be scolded by the students as a dog in their hearts, not only these, In order to take care of the boarding students, we also have to let our day students live on campus, which is also called "closed military training". Because of this, when I was in music class later, on the white wall of the lecture hall, I found six small characters written with a black pen by a classmate who didn't know if it was a good classmate: "Bai Lizhu two fools".

Bai Lizhu is the name of the principal.

None of this matters, but to get down to business, what I want to share with you is a wonderful thing that my classmates did.

October 2, 2011: The first day of the apprenticeship: In the evening, I chatted with two classmates in the class, and it was about to be the end of the day's military training and the time to go to the cafeteria to eat.

"I can't hold it back, the toilet door in the teaching building is locked, what's the matter?" Shi Ziqi was holding back his pee, and he was about to go downstairs to return to the class team and go to the cafeteria together, he really couldn't hold it back.

Then I looked at the door of the class, the red plastic bucket, the water in it was still clean, and the mop had not been washed, thinking about the military training in the past few days, only after dinner in the evening would I return to the class to listen to the head teacher and everyone for a while, and I didn't clean up, so I made up my mind to solve the internal emergency here.

"Hey, look at it." Shi Ziqi said to me vigilantly and a little timidly, and unzipped his pants as he spoke, there should be no one else in the teaching building except the three of us, but maybe someone will come here at this time, I nodded and agreed to him, standing outside the classroom door, and soon, I heard the sound of urine spilling into the water.

October 3: On the fourth day of military training, four more trainee boys came, and at this time in the evening, Shi Ziqi once again held back a soak of urine, it was really the first time and the second time, regardless of the fact that there were a few more people around, they were all watching there, and he didn't care.

"Don't spill it here!" A classmate in my class pointed to the bucket anxiously and uneasily, and admonished Shi Ziqi, who was about to pee.

However, Shi Ziqi completely ignored his words, and I think he should be thinking: "A living person can't let urine suffocate to death"?

October 5th: We did not return to class on the 4th, and on the 5th, the morning before the end of the military training.

The head teacher saw that we had nothing to do, so he asked us to go back to the class to clean up, but Shi Ziqi didn't go, the reason for his apprenticeship was that he had a foot injury, so he stayed.

The class was very clean, the windows were kept closed, and only we trainees came back to stay in the evening this week, looking at the huge and bright class, we decided to mop the floor.

There were only four mops and there were six of us, so I just stayed in the house and looked at the scenery and blew the wind.

Immediately after, I heard a boy in my class in the corridor say in disgust: "What does this kiba smell like?" ”

I got up and went outside, thinking about the hallway and wanting to chat with my classmates, who had already finished mopping the floor.

There was a disgusting smell in the hallway that made me instinctively retch, and I hurried back into the room, remembering what was causing the smell.

My classmates had already opened the windows in the hallway, and they were lying on the windowsill, unable to see their expressions, and I guessed that they must have to breathe in the fresh air and let out the bad smell at the same time.

"Oh, I smell it!" Guan Xin smelled the smell and slapped his hand in front of his nose in disgust.

"Shi Ziqi peed here!"

"I'll leave it for two days." Guan Xin said this, he couldn't help but sneer, it was two days ago, and it has been two days since today, no one knows about this matter except us, since Shi Ziqi solved the internal urgency in the bucket, no one has touched this water at all, it seems that a few of them didn't take it seriously, they must have forgotten, otherwise how could they use this buried water to mop the floor......

Everyone doesn't know how to stand there, this is a biological weapon, it's just a gas mask.

It was urine, sprinkled in the water used to mop the cloth, and it was splashed more than once, and then it was left out for two days, and you say it tasted horrible.

"This fucking tide seed, hurry up and change this water!" Guan Xin said helplessly, and then, a classmate took out the barrel of biological and chemical weapons.

Words: Chao species: Eastern Inner Mongolia dialect, mainly spread in Chifeng City, Inner Mongolia and parts of Tongliao and Chaoyang, Liaoning. Refers to a person with poor quality or does not think about the consequences of doing things, and the meaning expressed is a little more ruthless than describing people as "stupid", which is a derogatory term and is mostly used when scolding people.