Chapter 3: The Living Cry, the Dead Laugh

Last night, the evil cat worshiped the corpse, and the old zombie paraded the streets, this kind of thing is simply a bad omen among the bad omens, so Zhou Ping found an excuse to dismiss the villagers and make room for me to subdue this white-haired zombie.

Although the village is a little less popular, it is the perfect way for me to show my skills.

Seeing that the time was almost up, I asked Zhou Ping to move the nine black dogs out of the car and arrange them around the coffin room that had been dismantled. The nine black dogs were very fierce, jumping up and down in the cage, and they wanted to give Zhou Ping a mouthful, so angry that Zhou Ping took a stick and leaned into the cage and beat him indiscriminately, so that he could be regarded as stopping.

By the time we were doing this, there were already four or five black cats gathered around. As I expected, these black cats were all pitch black, with only the tip of their tail, their ears, and their toes showing a little white hair.

Their gaze is very unfriendly, and when they see the black dog in the cage, they still grin and growl, and the more daring evil cat is eager to provoke the black dog in the cage.

Zhou Ping scolded, these black cats are really fucking good! After this matter is understood, no one in the village is allowed to have cats! Give me a dog!

It's not dark yet, so I don't pay attention to the evil cat. Instead, he beckoned Zhou Ping to move a table from the car, on which an incense burner, a bronze mirror, and a string of soul bells were placed.

I said to Zhou Ping, now that the world is peaceful and prosperous, evil is not born, and this white-haired zombie is not as powerful as before. Last night's zombie parade was actually a search for evil spirit under the leadership of the evil cat.

Generally speaking, the more unscrupulous a person is, the heavier the evil qi on his body, and this kind of person is often the first to be bitten to death by a zombie. Once the zombie sees blood and replenishes its evil spirit, it will become ferocious, and it will be difficult to subdue it again.

At this point, I changed my mind and said, "Who is the worst in your village?"

Zhou Ping replied quickly and said, who is the worst? Of course, it's the lame man's skin! This Wang Ba Bai is molesting the little girl who goes to school every day, and when she drinks too much at night, she goes to Widow Liu's house to scold people, steals chickens and dogs on weekdays, fights and brawls, and even a seventy-year-old man dares to slap her! It's really a sore on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, and it's terrible!

There are a few bad things in every village, and Yu Cripple is the worst one in Yu's Zhuangzi. This person is not a great evil, but no matter where he goes, he will be hated.

When I heard that there really is such a person, my heart immediately became happy. So I said, "Go to the lame man's house for me, and get a thing that he has with me." Clothes and shoes are fine.

This incident was a piece of cake for Zhou Ping, so he left in a hurry, and came back a moment later with a pair of dirty pants.

I don't know how many days I haven't washed these two pants, and they exude a musty smell on them. I asked him to throw his pants on the floor, lit the incense, put away the rope and the charm to ward off evil spirits, and began to sit behind the table and close his eyes to recuperate.

As soon as the soul-attracting incense was lit, the surrounding evil cats suddenly surrounded them, and the black dogs that provoked them jumped up and down, screaming. Zhou Ping may have been upset by listening, and he wanted to stop drinking when he got up, but he didn't think that those evil cats had died down at this time and slowly retreated.

I opened my eyes suddenly, looked down at the yin and yang compass on the table, this thing seems to be a little wrong today?

I have seen He Zhonghua catch zombies before, and he used the intimate clothes of people with unscrupulous intentions as an introduction, and then arranged fifteen ropes to tie up corpses.

Zombies tend to follow their breath and are naturally attracted to filthy clothing. This rush will be entangled in the corpse rope, and when the time comes, use the corpse charm to stick it on the top of the zombie's head, even if everything is fine.

But today I followed the same steps to catch the white-haired zombie, why is there no trace of the zombie? Could it be that the lame man is not the kind of person with bad intentions that Zhou Ping said?

I watched the evil cats around me stir, grinning with bad intentions, and then looking into the darkness, I didn't know what was hidden. Suddenly, an idea popped up in my heart, and I suddenly became anxious, saying, Old Zhou! Let the dogs go!

The dog cage has long been made of hands and feet, and as long as the rope is pulled, the cage can be opened. Hearing my greeting, Zhou Ping pulled the rope without hesitation, and those black dogs rushed out with a single arrow step when they saw the cage open.

The black dog and the evil cat are natural enemies, and they will be killed when they meet. Ten vicious dogs suddenly fought with dozens of evil cats. Seeing an opportunity, I pounced outside with a short stick in my hand through the dogs and cats in the scuffle.

The place I went to was Yu Cripple's house, Zhou Ping said, Yu Cripple is lazy to eat, and the most dilapidated house in the village is where he lives. It's just that there were zombies parading in the streets last night, and Yu Cripple was so scared that he didn't dare to go home.

If the white-haired zombie hadn't been attracted by the soul-attracting incense, he would have gone to Yu Cripple's house.

Yu Cripple's house is very recognizable, with low walls and adobe houses, and there are no lights on inside. As I approached, two black cats came down from the wall and tried to scratch my eyes, but I screamed with a short stick and fled.

I didn't chase the black cat, but kicked open the wooden fence and the flashlight shone straight into it.

When I went in, I found that the door of the main house of Yu Cripple's house was wide open, and a man with white hair was dressing with his back to me. It's just that his movements are stiff, and he puts on the gown of his shirt, but he can't put on his pants, so he has to use sharp nails to open the waistband of his pants very wide, and then put them on his legs.

Probably sensing the beam of a flashlight, the white-haired man turned around and looked backwards, then grinned at me.

It was this smile that scared me almost away, and I immediately remembered something that Zhang Wuren told me.

Zhang Wuren said that zombies are the bodies left behind after death, even if they are deceitful corpses, they are just following the yang qi to hit people. Even if the corpse king is covered in copper skin and iron bones, invulnerable, to put it bluntly, he is a thing with no IQ.

In the future, we will pick up work in the store, and it doesn't matter if we encounter the corpse king, but don't touch two kinds of zombies.

A kind of corpse is called a ghost corpse, which is the unity of the corpse and soul, and it is the resentment that does not dissipate after death, and the depression in the chest causes the corpse not to decay. This kind of corpse is also a corpse and a ghost, and it is the most difficult. If you don't have any skills, it's best to stop first and gather people to go together.

Another kind of zombie is called a living corpse, and the living corpse is actually not very powerful, and it is easy not to appear, but if you meet it, it means that the world is in chaos. There is a good saying in the circle, called: people undress, corpses wear pants, the living cry, and the dead laugh.

Once this kind of thing happens, the main culprit will be ruined and killed. Exorcists who are not deep in the Tao have to go around.

The white-haired zombie in front of me not only had pants on board, but also grinned at me fuckingly, isn't it the living corpse that Zhang Wuren told me?

In an instant, cold sweat broke out on my head instantly, not that I was afraid of living corpses, but once a living corpse appeared, it would mean that the world was in chaos and evil was rampant.

But after the white-haired corpse grinned at me, he rushed out of the house with his pants on. I didn't even think about it, so I stuck the short stick on my waist, but I tied up the rope and sealed the door directly.

At that time, I gritted my teeth and thought, even if I am full of demons and the world is in chaos, I will have to clean up this thing first. The signboard of the Yin and Yang store is well-known in the circle, but it can't be smashed in my hands.

Unexpectedly, this white-haired corpse was infinitely powerful, and although it was stopped in the house by my corpse rope, he took a step back and directly smashed into the adobe house, opening a big hole in the house.

I didn't expect the white-haired zombie to have this hand, so he threw out a glass bottle. The bottle smashed on the back of the white-haired zombie and burst instantly, and the liquid that flowed out was like sulfuric acid splashed on a person, making a snorting sound.

The bottle contains corpse melting water, which is the exclusive use of Xiangxi corpse chaser. This thing is made of chemicals combined with the corpse fluid extracted from the corpse king's body, and once it encounters a dead and incorruptible body, it will produce a violent chemical reaction.

The power of the corpse melting water is huge, but the side effects are not small, because it can only melt the corpse, but not the evil qi on the zombie.

Once those evil qi are no longer carried by corpses, they will spread aimlessly, and it will be very troublesome to clean up.

At that time, I made up my mind to catch this laughing zombie, if not alive, but at least to beat it halfway.

Who would have thought that although the white-haired zombie was snorting white smoke from its back, the melted corpse fluid emitted a disgusting fishy smell. But his steps were fast, and in a leap, he had already rushed out of the courtyard wall and disappeared directly into the darkness.

I scolded angrily, and was about to catch up with this scourge, but at this time, I heard Zhou Ping's scream.

It doesn't matter if the white-haired zombie is caught or not, but Zhou Ping must not have any three longs and two shorts, so I don't care about chasing the white-haired zombie, but hurriedly ran in the direction of Zhou Ping.

While running, I thought, those black dogs are violent and fierce, with them here, the evil cat can't make any waves, but what else makes Zhou Ping scream?