"The east of the river goes to the waves, and the characters of the ages are merry. To the west of the base, humanity is, Zhou Lang Chibi of the Three Kingdoms. The rocks pierced the air, the waves crashed on the shore, and thousands of piles of snow were rolled up. The country is picturesque, and there are many heroes at one time. ”

Who is reading this "Red Cliff Fu"?

The man who read aloud was dozing off on a stone pillar in front of the city gate.

"Hey, wake up!" Suddenly, a black shadow swept down the city gate, and in the blink of an eye, it had turned into a person standing under the city gate.

It's just that this person is very short, and he looks at the person who is dozing off, and listens to the unknown name of the brand, and he is very disgusted.

The dozing man woke up and found himself standing in front of him.

This man's pair of frog eyes were very eye-catching, revealing a sharp gaze, which made his heart panic, and he was shocked, and said, "Boss! ”

This person who is called the boss, his person is actually not big.

Yes, not only is he not very old, but he is not very old.

At first glance, he was noticeably short in stature and had a face like a Qiong.

But what? His eyes are very special, in short, they are twice as big as ordinary people's eyes.

Yes, the eyes looked like frog eyes, and when they bulged, their eyes widened.

"What were you doing?" The dwarf asked, "Are you dozing?" ”

When asked like this, the person sitting on the ground, with a strain on his legs, the whole person seemed to be suddenly full of vitality, and stood up with a "kick", squeaking and saying, "No...... Not...... What didn't I do? Didn't ...... There is dozing, and besides, I am guarding the city gates, where will I doze off? ”

The dwarf frog blinked and said, "Oh, maybe I'm wrong. ”

You must know that such a short person can be the boss, which is generally not convincing.

Since he is the boss, there must be something outstanding in him.

Since Li Siyuan blocked the city road of Pizhou City, he had to have a henchman to supervise it.

Yes, this short man is the first candidate.

First place?

Yes, no matter how tall a person grows and how beautiful his face is, what is the use? If you don't have the skills, you're just a waste at best.

Li Siyuan's most unique ability is to employ people, and use such a person to supervise the blockade of the city of Pizhou City, so he must have a certain understanding of this person, especially this short boss, Li Siyuan has enough confidence in him.

Because this "short boss" is a sensational figure in the government and the opposition today, and he is famous in the rivers and lakes, others don't know, but Li Siyuan knows it well.

So who is he?

He is Xiao An, the dwarf Tai Sui who shocked Kyushu and shook the Eight Famines.

What a strange name, this name is exactly the same as his person, giving people a sense of relief.

However, those who know Xiao An know that this dwarf is not reassuring at all.

Because he only relieved Li Siyuan.

is only because Li Siyuan is his master.

At that time, Xiao An was despised because of his short stature, but fortunately, Li Siyuan recognized such a crippled jade like him and took it for his own use.

Later, he made a lot of contributions in the war between the Later Tang Dynasty and the Later Liang, which made him famous all over the world.

Li Siyuan has the grace of knowing him, so Xiao An is willing to surrender to Li Siyuan.

Xiao An took allegiance to Li Siyuan as the first thing, and Li Siyuan asked him to block the city road of Bizhou City, then he would die, and he would not let a fly or a bird appear on the city road.

The dozing man was found by him, and of course he should be punished.

Because Xiao An is a very strict person, he will never allow any of his subordinates to be negligent.

He wants his subordinates to be as loyal as he is to Li Siyuan, and they must be diligent in doing things.

One of Xiao An's hands was already raised high, and he wanted to slap the dozing man as punishment.

But what is surprising is that the hand that was originally raised high has suddenly been put down.

Because.

Xiao An knew that if he wanted his subordinates to be as loyal to him as he was to Li Siyuan, he must not use this way to teach his subordinates.

Maybe Xiao An has the most unique way?

But no one else knows.

Xiao An didn't plan to really hit the dozing man, but the dozing person still hid.

Seeing Xiao An put his hand down again, a childlike smile appeared on his face.

It's as if he already knew that his boss wouldn't really hit him.

"Boss, don't, don't fight, I know it's wrong!" This person was Su Jie, and he hurriedly admitted his mistake.

"Okay, good you Su Jie, I asked you to stand guard under the city gate, but you dreamed of Zhou Gong, while sleeping soundly, and while chanting something 'Dajiangdong goes to the waves', you are really comfortable, if there is a bird pulling a piece of on the street of Pizhou City, see how I teach you this Su Chilao."

It turned out that this person's name was Su Jie, just because he had a good relationship with Xiao An, so Xiao An affectionately called him "Su Chilao".

Su Jie grinned: "Boss, don't say it, just now in my dream, I dreamed that a scholar was teaching me to read articles, and the scholar in the dream was really talented." ”

Xiao An glared at Su Jie angrily, grinned and scolded: "You, it's so boring to think about those broken words and short sentences every day, what do you say in today's world?" and it cannot be eaten as food. ”

Su Jie grinned again and said, "It's a matter of interest, boss." ”

Xiao An frowned, looked at Su Jie with contempt, and roared loudly: "Bullshit interest, since you like those things like Wen Zou Zou so much, then I will punish you, from now on, you will write me short words while standing guard for me." ”

When Su Jie heard this, he was secretly happy: This punishment is too light.

However, just when he was overjoyed, he only heard Xiao An shout again: "Write a hundred songs, and each capital needs a hundred words." ”

Su Jie thought that Xiao An didn't know any words, poems, or other things, so he already had a plan in his heart: just use a few words to make it up and it's over. So, he even agreed, saying, "Okay, no problem." ”

When he was young, he actually found a pen and ink to stand under the city gate, and began to write and paint, looking very comfortable.

When Su Jie was writing at will, Xiao An walked over from the city gate on the side, and said with a sinister smile: "Write well, write it, I'll give it to the adult, if the adult says it's good, then it's fine, if the adult says that your poems are not good, I'll let you pour night incense for the residents of this city every day." ”

"Huh? No way! ”

It seems that Su Jie has suffered a loss, but he has no chance to regret it

After Xiao An finished speaking, he shook his face and entered the city gate, and the city gate "touched" shut, only shocking Su Jie's whole body, making his whole soul almost fly out of the clouds.

"Hey, scare me, I know it's intentional when I look at it!" Su Jie grimaced, thinking to himself, what kind of room for maneuver is there like this?

So.

The pen in his hand had stopped suddenly.

How do you put pen to paper?

Su Jie knows that although he is proficient in poetry and songs, but if he wants to say that he is only a high eight buckets, it is far from enough, if his poems are taken by Xiao An to Li Siyuan, it is already written well, if it is not written well, it may be bad for the nobility of the readers, which makes people laugh and generous, and they are stunned at the moment.

It's just that.

For a long time, the poems with moisture have not yet been written, but at this moment there is a trouble coming to him.

Because he was thinking about how to write the verse, and his mind was so focused that he didn't pay attention to the trouble that was coming.

It wasn't until the doorman standing behind him shouted at the trouble that Su Jie suddenly woke up from a big dream.

Just by the time he reacted, the trouble was already standing in front of the city gate.