Chapter 222: The King of the Realm

In the original book, the king of the world is a person who likes to tell cold jokes.

Now that he has seen it with his own eyes, Chu Xiao knows how cold the cold jokes of the realm king are.

The jokes of the king of the world are so cold that they have no friends.

Those who know know that he is telling jokes, and those who do not think that he has a cannon in his head.

Where is the king of the realm talking about a cold joke, it is clearly nonsense that does not match the preface and the afterword!

Originally, this hobby Chu Xiao didn't matter.

After all, you're stupid, you're stupid, I just want to learn the king fist and the vitality bomb.

But now, because Chu Xiao couldn't understand his jokes, the king of the realm gave Chu Xiao an eviction order to Chu Xiao to leave here.

Then the problem is serious.

Chu Xiao worked hard to come to the Realm King Star, but he couldn't miss the two stunts of the Realm King Fist and the Yuan Qi Bomb because he couldn't understand a few cold jokes that were so cold that he doubted his life.

"Hah...... Ha ha! ”

Chu Xiao pretended to be funny, but he reacted slowly.

The Realm King looked at Chu Xiao and shook his head again.

"You're laughing so fake!"

Chu Xiao: "No, look at how sincere I smile!" ”

The Realm King stared at Chu Xiaopi's smiling appearance, and snorted coldly, "The purpose of your coming to me is that King Yama has already told me!" If you want me to guide you in your cultivation, there's no problem...... Unless you can tell jokes to make me laugh. ”

Chu Xiao frowned, telling jokes to make you laugh, this difficulty was originally extremely low, but when I thought of the miraculous laughter of the realm king, this matter was not so simple.

"What? You can't even make people laugh, so you're still a fart! Let's go home! The King of the Realm said with a look of disdain.

"Wait!"

Chu Xiao waved his hand, with an expression of looking at death as if he were at home, and said after a long time.

"Crows fly!"

King of the World: "??? ”

"Elephant kicks!"

King of the World: "??? ”

"Teddy asks the sky!"

King of the World: "??? ”

"Ponytail swatting flies!"

King of the Realm: "·····"

What kind of joke this kid is telling, it's not funny at all, it's a joke that is so cold that it's deathly.

The Realm King shook his head again and again, interrupting Chu Xiao, "Your joke is too cold!" It's not funny at all, it's not technical, what the hell are you good at?! ”

The corners of Chu Xiao's mouth twitched, he used his strength to eat, racking his brains to think of jokes!

You actually say that my jokes are colder than yours?!

Don't you have any points in your heart? Look at the jokes you tell yourself, what a TV set exploded! What planes without wings! What chicks are not chickens!

"I'm not a duck yet!" Chu Xiao complained, but was heard by the king of the realm.

I saw that the king of the realm was stunned for a moment, and then he covered his mouth wildly, as if he was holding back his laughter.

Chu Xiao: "Huh? Did I accidentally catch the G-spot of the King of the Realm?! ”

It turns out that the king of the world likes this joke?! Old driver!

Chu Xiao raised his eyebrows, and immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue.

"I don't have time to explain! Hurry up and get in the car! Remember, this is not a car to kindergarten! ”

The hand covering the mouth of the realm king tightened again, his expression began to struggle, and the tears in his eyes swirled wildly.

"Are you free this Sunday?"

King of the Realm: "Poof! ～········”

Chu Xiao said secretly in his heart, "I have a great Chinese culture that is broad and profound, see if I don't play you to death!" ”

"If you have friends from afar, you will be punished even if you are far away!"

King of the Realm: "Huh?!·······"

"Dream as a horse! The more you ride, the more stupid you get! ”

King of the Realm: "Huh?!······"

"If you don't work hard, the boss will blame the water for reversing!"

The more Chu Xiao spoke, the more energetic he became, and he began to dance with his hands, only to see Chu Xiao make a Taoist compilation, and shouted, "Slack!" The stinky monk Hugh wants to rob the teacher with the poor road! ”

The King of the Realm didn't lift it up in one breath, and rolled to the ground on his back, clutching his stomach wildly to keep himself from laughing.

Chu Xiao took a look, and secretly said that he was only one step away from success, and if he worked hard, he would be able to take down the king of the realm!

"Hey, hey!"

A melancholy look appeared on Chu Xiao's face, and then he said slowly,

"The little gun on the left didn't kill anyone,"

"Pu Shu is no longer melancholy"

"Song Dongye didn't elope with Miss Dong"

"Ao Han didn't marry Ma Di either"

"Chen Li is not singing Zhuxing"

"Yao Thirteen didn't get to be with his Queen of the North either"

"Flower porridge didn't wait for the lover"

"Only Li Zhi is still Li Zhi."

The Realm King stiffened on the ground holding his stomach, although he couldn't understand what Chu Xiao meant by saying so much just now.

But seeing Chu Xiao's melancholy eyes, I really want to laugh!

Ha ha! Ha ha!

The king of the realm just let go of his stomach, laughing wildly, laughing and laughing.

Chu Xiao also raised a confident smile, snapped his fingers and said, "Perfect!" ”

"You're really not an ordinary person!" The King of the Realm touched his tears and said with relief, "You are the best joke teller I have ever seen in my life, young man, I like you!" ”

Chu Xiao bowed down and said, "Then ask the Realm King to guide me in my cultivation!" ”

Behind the back of the Realm King's hands, when it came to cultivation, he said with a serious face, "For earthlings, you are already very strong!" Stronger than all the earthlings I've ever seen······"

The Realm King stared at Chu Xiao tightly, "A powerful earthling like you, I shouldn't have anything to guide you······"

"But according to the gods of the earth, your earth is about to be invaded by the Saiyans, if you say so, your current strength is really a little different from those Saiyans."

The Realm King fell silent, what could he teach a powerful existence like Chu Xiao to him?!

Is that a trick? The trick he created back then, but even the king god of the realm was shocked!

It can be said that it is a unique skill of its own!

Is Chu Xiao qualified to learn that trick?

The king of the realm remembered the joke Chu Xiao had just said, and he hadn't been so happy for a long time!

This disciple ······ He took it!

The King of the Realm coughed lightly twice, and said lightly, "For the sake of you coming to me so hard and being so good at telling jokes, I promise to teach you!" ”

The Realm King continued, "You let go of your breath first, and let me see your true strength. ”

After all, only by seeing through Chu Xiao's strength one hundred percent could the Realm King guide Chu Xiao to cultivate.

If you don't understand the realm of a cultivator, you have to guide your practice, which is simply a fantasy and a duckweed without roots.

"Good!" Chu Xiao moved his limbs, "Realm King, you can stand a little farther away!" ”

The King of the Realm waved his hand, "Young man, I haven't seen any big scenes as the King of the Realm, it's okay, just come!" ”

"Good!"

Chu Xiao said, took a deep breath, suppressed his breath and let go, and the qi in his whole body suddenly exploded, instantly forming a huge wave of qi, rushing straight around.

Burst! The king of the realm did not stand firmly, rolled a few heels, crashed into his own flower garden, and lay there with his face full of shock.

Yes! Chu Xiao roared, constantly bursting out his breath, and the combat power detector in his ears began to jump upwards frantically.

Five thousand!

Eight thousand!

Ten thousand!

One in one!

The light blue aura surrounded Chu Xiao, and a coercion that only a strong man could only have was overwhelming, making the realm kings a little breathless.

"Oh my God! This kid's combat power is actually more than 10,000! The Realm King held his sunglasses again and again, and said in disbelief, he originally thought that Chu Xiao's combat power was only hovering around seven or eight thousand, but he didn't expect it······

Just when the King of the Realm thought it was all over.

I saw that Chu Xiao moved again, his eyes became hollow, and the muscles of his whole body swelled again, transforming into a devil muscle man with knotted muscles.

Gene lock first-order!

Gene lock second order!

Airplanes!

The combat power detector in Chu Xiao's ears soared again, and Chu Xiao's combat power went straight to nineteen thousand!

There is a faint possibility of breaking through to 20,000.

Nearly double the power amplification!

"This kid still has hole cards?!" The King of the Realm recovered from the shock, and then began to become solemn, such a powerful existence, how could an earth be conceived?!

Before the Realm King finished speaking, he saw Chu Xiao wave one hand, and a young man similar to him appeared.

"This is?!"

Rumble! Another powerful aura erupted, and the entire world king seemed to begin to tremble.

Drip! Drip! Drip!

When the pale golden aura entwined Chu Fan, the value of the energy detector was fixed at twenty-one thousand!

Hiss! The King of the Realm gasped, his forehead covered with cold sweat.

"Monster! Plus the little monsters! It's horrible! ”

The king of the realm couldn't help but be ashamed, his own king star of the realm came today with an amazing character!

Let's ignore Chu Xiao's combat effectiveness first, let's talk about Chu Fan.

This young man has exactly the same aura as Chu Xiao, as if he is of the same origin.

The King of the Realm could see at a glance that Chu Fan must be a clone created by Chu Xiao using some ability.

Looking at the tail behind Chu Fan's buttocks, the forehead of the king of the realm was sweating like rain.

It's a Saiyan clone!

Chu Xiao, an earthling, actually has a perfect Saiyan clone!

What has happened to the earth over the years?

How could such a demonic existence as Chu Xiao be born.

"Chu Xiao, your doppelganger is a Saiyan......"

"That's right, my doppelganger Chu Fan is the Saiyan cell and my own cell, using the power of the divine dragon to select the most perfect gene."

The King of the Realm raised his eyebrows, "There are Saiyans on Earth?!" And Dragon Ball? ”

Chu Xiao looked at the Realm King with a surprised look, "Don't you know?" ”

"What do I know?! I'm the King of the Realm! I have jurisdiction over not a billion, but five or six billion, and countless planets with intelligent beings, how do I know what is on a small earth? ”

The king of the realm complained, and no longer asked, but used the antenna above his head to explore the earth.

Soon, the King of the Realm understood.

There are indeed Saiyans on the earth, and the gods of this session are actually Nameks, or the dragons among them, no wonder they were able to create Dragon Balls.

With Dragon Ball, the earth can get out of a demon like Chu Xiao.

It's not an exaggeration.

However, it's also good to think about it, there are such powerful people on the planet under his jurisdiction.

Hey! Future Realm King Race...... I don't have to be at the bottom!