Chapter 128: Eight Neuropathies

Maoshan is not high, and the mountains on all sides are much higher than it, like a small mountain bag surrounded by it. In Feng Shui, this is an obvious place of trapped dragons, as long as anyone who knows a little bit can see it.

However, it is such a place of great feng shui, the actual scene is a peaceful place, outstanding people, as soon as you enter the mountain, you can feel that the air here is obviously different from the outside, take a breath, the spirit will be lifted.

My mother may have heard the information in advance, and was waiting for us at the mountain pass early, and when she saw someone coming to pick us up, a few dogskin Taoists and fortune tellers under the overpass hurriedly put us down, and said to Chen Ou: "Little uncle, we will send it here, there is not much way down, you take us to say hello to the master and uncles." ”

The disciples of Maoshan are relatively poor, carrying us all the way, I feel that I am about to become the leader of the beggar gang, seeing that this way to the starry night, everyone has not eaten, although I am not the host, but I still interjected and greeted: "A few Taoist friends, go to the top to rest, I will ask my mother to make you something to eat." ”

I didn't say that they weren't in a hurry, but before I said it, a few people were like old cats who had been stepped on their tails, they jumped up, turned around and ran, and ran dozens of meters before saying: "I won't eat the meal, Lin Gongzi, there will be opportunities to make money in the future, remember to pull the brothers!" ”

If you don't eat, you're still thinking about making money, how poor are the people of Maoshan? I look at Chen Ou's dress and shots, and it doesn't seem to be bad for money.

However, these people call Uncle Chen Ou, it can be seen that the status is not high, even Chen Ou's level is bitter in the eyes of the Daomen, it can be seen that he is not rich, but compared with us rural people, it must be very rich.

When my mother saw us, she rushed over from the mountain pass, and as soon as she took me in her arms, tears fell down my neck.

When I arrived in Maoshan, even if my father didn't tell her, my mother knew what we were doing and who we were in contact with.

After my mother finished crying, she didn't say a word, she lifted my head up, held my face, looked left and right, and saw that I was fine, so she said, "It's okay, it's okay!" Mom has cooked a meal in the mountains, and I'm waiting for you! ”

My mother said that she hurriedly greeted Chen Ou and them, and when she saw Meng Meng, my mother looked a little gloomy, secretly wiped her tears, and said to herself: "What a good child, how can you ...... it"

Seeing that my mother knew, I didn't hide it anymore, and asked her, "Mom, are the people from Qimen Dunjia here?" ”

My mom said, "Not yet, but the news is coming back." ”

I sighed when I heard this, and I could only pray in my heart that Zhang Mengmeng was okay.

At the peak of Maoshan Mountain, eight thatched huts are located in a gossip manner, and the smoke curls up, we only reached the top of the mountain, and we saw three old men tilting their heads and staring at us with slanted eyes from a distance.

At first glance, it really looks like I've entered an insane asylum and is being stared at by a few old idiots. Chen Ou also told us at this time: "Remember my words, no matter what they say, don't talk to them, and don't take what they give." ”

Before Chen Ou's words fell, one of the old men said with a cold face: "Little rabbit, what are you doing here?" Do you think we have less trouble? The tone was as impatient as if it wanted to kick us out.

I was a little speechless, and at the same time I had an idea, I plan to take my mother away by the way after I recover from my injuries this time, and find a place to settle him first, otherwise my mother's life will definitely be difficult if I keep following these old monsters.

Gu Yun and I didn't dare to say much, Chen Ou replied with a hippie smile: "Master, uncle, if I don't make some trouble, won't you live a boring life?" ”

Chen Ou said, kept gesturing to us, my mother didn't seem to see a few old men, took my hand, beckoned me and Gu Yundao: "You come with me, I have prepared the meal." ”

A few old men were originally going to reprimand Zhang Mengmeng, but they didn't know what was going on, but they suddenly glanced at each other, ran faster than rabbits, and disappeared in a flash.

My mother led me over, and then I saw that in front of the eight huts, there was a three-room cabin, slightly down, hidden from the top of the hill.

The hut was shabby, but it was kept clean.

My mother took us in, opened a room, and asked Gu Yun to put Zhang Mengmeng on the bed, and when she came out, she boiled hot water for us, and then went to hot dishes.

When the fragrance wafted out of the kitchen, Chen Ou touched it, and at first glance, Gu Yun and I were startled, and after a few minutes, Chen Ou's face was blue and purple, swollen like a pig's head.

Gu Yun said: "Chen Ou, this, your masters are too ruthless, right?" ”

Chen Ou said vaguely: "It's okay this time, these old people don't die, I really hope that they will die early every day, but they just can't die." ”

I didn't speak, but I affirmed my opinion more in my heart that I must take my mother away without any hesitation.

After a while, my mother brought all the dishes, and I found that the pots she used to hold the dishes were very large, and I was surprised: "Mom, how do you make so many dishes?" We can't finish it! ”

As soon as I finished speaking, there was a knock on the wooden door, and when I turned around, I saw eight gray-haired heads, their bodies hidden behind the door, only their heads exposed, and one piled on top of them, filling the door frames on both sides.

Only then did I realize that my mother cooked so many meals, and it was estimated that these old men would also come to eat.

When I was confused, the old man lying on the left doorpost at the top, that is, Chen Ou's master, spoke: "Big sister, is it time to eat?" ”

I was a little speechless, because then I realized that their order was bigger at the top, and lower by the bottom.

The bottom two were almost lying on the ground, pressed by the people above.

When my mother heard this, she replied angrily: "If you want to eat, you have to pay!" ”

When my mother opened her mouth, I was startled, and secretly touched the Louguan sword. Even though this is Chen Ou's master, I can't let them bully my mother.

As a result, the eight heads at the door immediately smiled when they heard it. Chen Ou was stunned, and said incredulously: "This, my masters have changed sex?" ”

As soon as he said this, the eight old men put their heads back in one fell swoop. My mother, on the other hand, straightened out the pockets on her apron and stood at the table with a large spoon in her hand.

I was curiously about to ask her what she was going to do, when I saw the eight old men who had just shrunk back, each holding a broken bowl in their hands, lined up in a regular line, and the one who walked in front was still Chen Ou's master, still lining up according to their status.

When I got to my mother's side, Chen Ou's master suddenly squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Big sister, braised pork, braised pork give me more!" Saying that, in our amazement, Chen Ou's master took out a purple talisman and stuffed it into my mother's hand.

I quickly rubbed my eyes, for fear that I would be mistaken, but I really saw that my mother was holding a purple talisman in her hand, which she habitually stuffed into the pocket of her apron. Then my mother picked up the big spoon and dug up a flat spoon of braised pork, Chen Ou's master hurriedly held the saw-like broken bowl with both hands, and looked forward to my mother's big spoon, but my mother looked at me, trembled, and shook half of the braised pork in the spoon.

The corners of Master Chen Ou's eyes twitched wildly, for fear that the piece of meat on the side of my mother's spoon would also fall, and he looked at it with a blank eye, fortunately, the piece of meat was very stubborn, half of it was sagging, and it was still in the broken bowl, and Chen Ou's master breathed a long sigh of relief.

My mother then said, "My son is here today, and the meat is going to be left for him to eat!" ”

Master Chen Ou didn't dare to complain, stared at another plate of wild vegetables and said, "Big sister, come to that, a little more." ”

My mother was not stingy with wild vegetables, gave a big spoon, and then pointed to the kitchen and said, "The rice is in it, and you can eat as much as you want." ”

As soon as Chen Ou's master left, the next old man couldn't wait to come up, and he also ordered braised pork, and also paid a purple talisman.

My mouth opened in shock, and there was no doubt that this must be the most expensive braised pork I had ever seen.

By the time of the fourth old man, there was not much braised pork in the basin, and the people who had not yet arrived in the back knew that my mother was going to leave me a part, so they were so anxious that they scratched their ears and cheeks, but the front was all senior brothers, but they were in a hurry, and the last one was the most anxious, and they couldn't help but say, "Senior brother, can you leave some for me." ”

As a result, the old man who was cooking suddenly turned around and roared, "Get out of here!" ”

The sound frightened Gu Yun and I so much that we couldn't sit still, and we fell to the ground in all directions.

And the old man who was anxiously reminded suddenly roared above his head, and a thunderbolt fell out of thin air, directly splitting him out.

Gu Yun originally wanted to scold, but when he saw this scene, he swallowed his saliva and sat up gloomily, not daring to say more.

When my mother saw me fall, she took back the big spoon that had been sent to the broken bowl, and said with a cold face: "You scared my son." ”

I just wanted to say that it was okay, but the old man immediately bowed his head and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll pay attention next time." ”187

My mother didn't bother with him, gave him a blank look, and put the braised pork in his bowl.

The old man breathed a sigh of relief and happily went to the kitchen to serve dinner.

A few seconds later, the old man who was struck by lightning came back, his hair stood on end, his mouth was full of smoke from fire, and his face was jet black, but he didn't dare to say a word when he came back. The well-behaved ones line up at the back.

I gasped, and finally knew what Chen Ou meant by reminding us, these old men really had a nervous problem and couldn't afford to provoke them.

It's just that I didn't expect my mother to be so popular here.

To the last few, the same purple rune, but the braised pork got less and less, more and more wild vegetables, when the penultimate came over, the old man was a little shy on his face, and he lowered his head for a long time before saying: "Big sister, I don't have a purple talisman on my body, or I'll teach you a spell tomorrow?" ”

When my mother heard this, her brows furrowed slightly, and the old man became nervous, and hurriedly said, "Escape technique? ”

My mother shook her head and said, "You have already taught, I remember." ”

The old man said, "Necropsy? ”

My mother shook her head, it seems that she has also learned!

"I'll teach you Feng Shui?"

My mother shook her head.

"Maoshan Heart Method?"

My mother still shook her head. My eyelids are jumping wildly, my mom has got all this?

I was too shocked just now, but now it's incredible, a few pieces of meat, these old guys use the purple fu as a meal ticket?

I'm afraid these old men really have nervous problems, otherwise they really wouldn't be able to do this kind of business.

At this time, I realized that Chen Ou had his mouth wide open, his eyes were round, and he was shocked and lost his mind.

The old man standing at the dinner table was too poor, so poor that he didn't have a purple talisman, and he was so poor that he said several spells, and even Maoshan Heart Technique came out, but it was still useless. Standing in front of the dining table and scratching his head in a hurry, Gu Yun and I looked at it and hurriedly moved the dining table back, for fear that his dandruff would fall into the bowl.

"There it is!" The old man thought about it for a long time, and finally thought of a way, took out a wooden box from his arms, still on the table, seemingly casual, but there was some reluctance in his eyes, and bargained with my mother: "Big sister, this thing is a treasure, at least worth a month's food expenses." ”

My mom didn't even look at what's inside, and she did, and I guess she didn't know what was inside, she just shook her head.

"Twenty-five days?" The old man was in a hurry. The people in the back are more anxious.

"Twenty days?" The old man saw that my mother was unmoved, and said in pain.

"Fifteen days, can't be less!" When the old man saw that my mother's big spoon still didn't move, he stomped his foot: "If it doesn't work, I won't eat this meal." ”

said that he would not eat it, but his eyes were looking at the braised pork in the pot and kept swallowing saliva. Tentatively trying to get the box back.

Although my mother has little education, rural women live a careful life, and their ability to observe words and emotions is particularly strong.

"Ahh At this moment, Chen Ou suddenly let out an exclamation, and the whole person suddenly jumped up from the bench, pointed at the old man and said: "Sixth Uncle, this is the Maoshan rune, I asked you when I went down the mountain, but you didn't give it, and now it's ......."

Because of excitement and anger, Chen Ou couldn't say the last few words.

However, before he could finish speaking, the bowl in the old man's hand disappeared in a flash, and he squatted outside the fence to eat, and the same was true, and he was in the carry-on space. The one who hadn't hit the food in the back threw the chopsticks directly, and the eight old men pounced on them in a frenzy, knocked over Chen Ou, and beat their heads and faces.

When my mother saw it, she hurriedly pulled me and Gu Yun to stand aside, and we didn't dare to go up and pull the fight, so we could only watch Chen Ou being beaten.

Chen Ou couldn't stand being beaten so much that he hurriedly said, "Lin Chu helps!" ”

I didn't want to fall into the trap either, but there were some things that were clear, and I hurriedly responded: "Master is like a father, they beat you, how can we help?" ”

I was also afraid of being beaten at first, but now it seems that as long as my mother is around, these old madmen will not dare to beat me.

Gu Yun was a little frightened, and hurriedly took my mother's hand and said, "Auntie, I have nothing to do with the Maoshan faction, if I provoke these old-timers, you must help me speak." ”

My mother has also seen Gu Yun and knows that it is a good partner by my side, so she touched Gu Yun's head and told him not to be afraid.

Gu Yun is in his early twenties, but in my mother's eyes, Zhang Mengmeng and we are all children.

Chen Ou saw that I didn't save him, and began to scold: "You old immortals, old nerves, Lao Tzu has been your apprentice for more than ten years, and when you go down the mountain, you all hide and tuck a purple talisman, and now for a mouthful of food, all of them are taken out, in the eyes of Lao Tzu, you are not as good as beggars on the street who ask for food." ”

It's good that he doesn't scold, but this scolding, a few old men are even more energetic. Master Chen Ou also scolded back while beating: "Do you still know that we are apprentices? Do you still have the face to say this? ”

The second uncle took over and said: "I have raised you for more than 20 years, I haven't eaten a bite of food you cooked, and when you grow up, your wings are stiff, and you abandoned us to go down the mountain to enjoy Qingfu, leaving us to eat tree bark and gnaw grass roots in the mountains!" Now eat a meal of meat, what's wrong? ”

When I heard this, I finally understood that these eight old men couldn't take care of themselves, and if they thought about the grass root bark that they had eaten for more than ten years, the behavior of a few old guys could be understood.

I think they are good, but as the so-called good people must have something to hate, they have hands and feet and no food, and they are really lazy to the sky.

Gu Yun also whispered to me: "It seems that these old men are not insane, but have not eaten, just like a dying man who sees first-aid medicine, desperate." ”

I nodded, so it certainly wasn't a neurosis. Although I relied on my mother, I still didn't dare to offend these old guys, and I didn't dare to say anything.

Chen Ou wailed: "You old and immortal, aren't you stupid, what you eat is a hundred-year-old He Shou Wu and a thousand-year-old ginseng, you actually say that it is grass root bark!" ”

"I'm tired of eating it for a long time!" Chen Ou's master scolded and kicked Chen Ou in the face. A few old men are always strong, but they are also measured in beating Chen Ou, it really hurts the skin and flesh, but it is precisely this pain that feels the strongest.

When Gu Yun and I heard this, we almost fainted directly.

A hundred years of He Shou Wu, a thousand years of ginseng, is not a rare thing in the sect of cultivation, but as a meal to eat, it is estimated that few sects can do it, it seems that this Maoshan people are outstanding spirits, I am afraid that there is something hidden in the medicine field or something, Xiaohong should be able to alchemy, if there are medicinal materials, it will definitely be able to refine the elixir.

It's a pity that I don't have time to take a closer look this time, and I'll have to come up and have a look at it in the future.

It's just that Master Chen Ou's words made my thoughts completely reversed, these eight old men are neurotic, fortunately, my mother has controlled them, and it is very comfortable to stay here, in the past few days, maybe I have saved a lot of purple runes, I don't have to worry about her being angry.

My mother saw that Chen Ou was beaten and screamed, and she was a little careless, and coughed inadvertently: "This dish is almost cold, I don't think you can finish it, let's pour it later!" ”

As soon as my mother finished speaking, the eight old men suddenly lined up in front of my mother like a gust of wind, and Master Chen Ou nodded and said, "Big sister, what a pity it is, why don't you give it to us!" ”

In order to save Chen Ou, my mother had no choice, so she divided a little bit of the share left for us and gave it to them, and by the way, she also made up for the old man who had no meat behind. A few old men squatted in the corner to eat, and Gu Yun and I went over cautiously and helped Chen Ou up.

I don't know if Chen Ou was stunned or angry, and he wanted to scold when he got up, so I hurriedly covered his mouth and comforted: "You just stop, I'll let my mother give it to you later!" ”

Maoshan sigil is definitely not an ordinary thing, I naturally can't ask for it, and my mother can't ask for it.