Chapter 244: Large-scale superstitious scene & potato squat
"I can't, do I have any remedy? I don't want to lose at the starting line. Another boy said.
"This, you can ask the big guy." Liang Yuluo said with a smile.
"Xueba, big guy, goddess, seek advice~~~" The boy blinked with a pair of big eyes, full of bright grievances.
"Hahaha, I think you can make up zero or one in the back, so that the number is bigger, but looking at your big eyes of Bling Bring, he may want you to make up zero." Lin Tian played a homophonic stalk.
"Wow, Xueba's bad joke, I'm going to eat another egg." The boy ran to the front and asked for an egg.
"What about me? What about me? Should I make up zero or one? If he makes up zero, I'll make up one, right? Huang Zixuan had just finished his breakfast, and then asked Lin Tian.
Lin Tian: ??? What's going on, the scene of large-scale superstitions?
But Lin Tian still adjusted his state very quickly: "If you have to make up for it, make up for zero, after all, the homonym of making up one is not easy, and it is not easy to make up for it, that is, it is not easy for you to make up for a hundred, so ......"
"Wow, there is still this kind of saying, my God, Lin Tian, I have completely surrendered to you." Liang Yuluo was surprised that he could stuff an egg into his mouth.
Lin Tian smiled on the surface, and said in his heart, what is this, I just made it up casually, isn't it scary? Moreover, what's the use of making up zeros, isn't it ineffective? Hehe, this group of top students is just idle and bored, and they are holding up and vomiting in the examination room, isn't that more than worth the loss?
However, he could only smile and remind: "Don't eat too much, otherwise it will affect the exam." ”
"Then I won't eat it, I've eaten enough." Huang Zixuan hiccuped indecently, and then everyone laughed.
Lin Tian lowered his head to eat, everyone around him finished and started chatting, Lin Tian quietly observed the six or seven teenagers in front of him, is this the difference between liberal arts and science?
When I participated in the speaking competition, both boys and girls cleaned up neatly, painted exquisite makeup, wore exquisite little daughters-in-law skirts, boys would trim their eyebrows, etc., and when it came to the physics competition, everyone was wrapped in thick cotton jackets, or fat sweatshirts and coats, wearing sneakers, casual and terrible.
This comparison, well, can only say that the science worker is very down-to-earth, and the boy's green stubble is still left, and he didn't start shaving at a glance.
But this group of people didn't think about it much, they talked together more casually, and they said everything.
Lin Tian lowered his head and ate his own food, and by the way, he listened to the bragging of this group of boys, as if he had returned to the time when he was in elementary school, this boy said that his Transformers were a limited edition, and another boy said that his Ultraman was out of print and stupid.
However, this is all Lin Tian's imagination.
Because he was eating, a boy asked Lin Tian: What do you think*&¥#%@¥%...... How do you understand that?
Lin Tian: WHT? As far as I know, I'm just a high school student, and I'm still a freshman in high school, so if I'm not prepared, how can I answer your inscrutable theorem?
After Lin Tian finished answering with his memory, he looked at the bright eyes of the group of children in front of him, this look was not friendly at all, as if he was going to eat himself.
Besides, I just know a little bit about it, and it's not worth looking at myself hypocritically in this nightmare. Ah, they're not cute.
It wasn't until Lin Tian finished eating that everyone left together, this group of boys actually sandwiched Lin Tian in the middle, and said that he was protecting girls, Lin Tian said that he was a little afraid to see Liang Yuluo's figure, he was too strong.
At this time, it was only a little after seven o'clock, and the exam was eight o'clock, and the leading teachers from each region took the students from each region to the examination room.
After getting out of the car, Lin Tian didn't feel very good, there were reporters squatting outside the examination room, did this game have such a big impact? Because he was the first to jump down, he was put in the face by the reporter.
Lin Tian kept smiling: MMP, are you trying to murder me? This is a microphone and not a knife, the lungs hurt from the air!
"Hello, this is XH Daily, may I ask which region you are in?" It's a male journalist.
"From the S City Division." Lin Tian smiled.
"Are you sure about the ranking in this competition?"
"Yes."
"Oh, such a confident player? Where does your confidence come from? "The reporter thinks this is a great opportunity, come on, girl, the time has come to spread your anger and set an example for the majority of students.
Looking at the reporter's resolute eyes, Lin Tian didn't answer to the point: "Because I ate fritters and eggs in the morning." ”
“???” How do I get going? Child, this is the time to preach hard work, not for you to preach feudal superstition! "Hahaha, this little classmate is really joking, how did you prepare for this exam?"
Lin Tian instantly understood the ball's answer: "Oh, I brush the questions day and night every day, brush the questions, brush the questions, and say important things three times, that's how I prepare." ”
The reporter secretly thought in his heart, this is the right way to open, but it should have been dialed out just now, this is a live broadcast, little girl, I hope you can answer the next question so well.
"It is often said that the embankment of a thousand miles is destroyed in an anthill, and the last night should be the most important night, so what were you doing on the night of your exam preparation?"
Lin Tian: ??? Little brother, I don't think you want to know what I'm only going to prepare for the last night.
"Do you want to hear the truth? Don't wink at me if you don't listen. Lin Tian asked in a low voice.
"Hehehe, that's nature, this is a real interview with a top student, so, please tell the truth."
The reporter has already done a good job of Lin Tianda pouring bitter water, preparing for the hard storm, and then goose.
"In the evening, I was already late when I flew from S City to J City, ate two bowls of wontons, and then called my friend for a while and went to sleep."
??? Little old girl, are you sure, this is really unexpected: "Hahaha, it seems that our top students used to relax on the last night, and it is also very important to relax." ”
"yes, I think the ravioli is delicious, I like it." Lin Tian saw the reporter's crazy wink, and changed his words, "Of course, I relax because I am ready, and I have already read all the wrong questions when I am on the plane, so I can have a good rest and recuperate my spirit in the last night, so I can only sleep peacefully when I am fully prepared." ”
Hey, it's a pity, you don't know the little wonton I ate.
"Okay, let's thank this student for the interview, let's go and see the other players."
The reporter said that his mood was like a roller coaster, and motioned to Lin Tian: OK, you can go, this adult is going to interview the next one.
Lin Tian went to the side and found a place to squat, yes, everyone squatted together, there was nothing rude or anything, anyway, they all squatted together. I didn't see the two girls I met yesterday, the heir of the legendary spice family, and the girl who didn't return her temper, anyway, she didn't squat in this area.
A few people squatted and chatted, and if they didn't look closely, they thought that this group of older children were counting ants. Fortunately, instead of discussing the formula theorem as in the morning, everyone complained about the interview they had given together.
After the reporter interviewed the second person, he suddenly found that this group of scholars was squatting on the ground very down-to-earth, like rows of small potatoes, and suddenly his heart was not very good, and he almost said that interviewing the next person was interviewing the next small potato.
After tossing for about 20 minutes, Lin Tian and others lined up into the examination room under the expectation of the team leader to prepare for the exam.
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In a house in this city, Wang Erdan shouted to Lu Chu: "Lu Chu Lu Chu, my goddess's interview, ah, so beautiful, this reporter is so discerning, he was the first to interview my goddess." ”
Lu Chu was still sleeping, and he didn't want to pay attention to Erdan, but when he heard that Lin Tian directly grabbed the tablet in Erdan's hand: "Didn't she participate in a speaking competition?" ”
"Oh, what's wrong with the two of the top students, it's so amazing, they all came to the national competition, let me tell you, the top few in the national competition will represent the country into the world, so in terms of gold content, physics is much heavier than spoken English." Wang Erdan said arrogantly.
"Oh." Lu Chu was also excited, but he had a cold face when he thought that he was beaten by Lin Tian yesterday and still had a stomachache today.
Lin Tian said that it wasn't my pot, I wouldn't carry it, obviously you drank too much in the middle of the night, if it weren't for my two bowls of wontons, you would definitely hurt more than now, take medicine honestly.
"Hey, our brother Lu's mood is not high, I have a few front-row tickets for tomorrow's speaking competition, it seems that you are not interested in participating." Wang Erdan sat on the bed with a tablet.
"Where did you get it? Give me one, I don't believe there is no mine. Lu Chu glanced at Wang Erdan coldly.
"My grandfather has mixed into the program group and got a batch of tickets, and it is difficult for us to learn a few times, so my grandfather said let us go to a long time." Wang Erdan didn't think there was anything wrong with his long knowledge, when his grandfather gave it to him, he was distressed that he couldn't grab a ticket, this is simply his own grandfather.
"It's okay if I don't study well, after all, my family is a group of rough men, but you, born in a scholarly family, give me the bottom of the exam every time, it's interesting enough, brother." Lu Qi's eyes narrowed, not knowing what bad idea he was thinking.
“!!! If you say I won't give you a ticket, I haven't found a way to learn, I'm not stupid! Not stupid! GIAO! "Wang Erdan is so angry, his nickname is because when he was a child, he only took two duck eggs when he only tested Chinese and mathematics, and as a result, Lu Chu kept calling himself Erdan.
Ah, I swore that I had taken the exam once and it was all duck eggs! That's a misstep that turns into a thousand hatreds, MMP!
The key is that he can't beat Lu Chu, and this nickname has been widely spread from Lu Chu's mouth, this shameful nickname! Obviously, Lu Chu in that exam was also in the single digits, just because of the high force value, he kept pressing himself! It's not fair!
"Okay, I won't say anything, keep the ticket for me, when will this physics exam end? I want to see it. Lu Chu asked, so that he could see it one more time, he must appear handsomely, let Lin Tian take a good look at himself, men's clothes are definitely better than women's clothes!
"I don't know, it's eight to eleven o'clock, it's usually three hours."
Wang Erdan took a look at Baidu and got a specific answer, at eleven o'clock, you can leave half an hour early. But generally there is no early departure, so as long as you grab a good position at 10:50, it's OK.
Hurry up and set an alarm clock, and want Lu Ji to call himself that he has to wait until tomorrow.