Chapter 13: Cooking wine on heroes, green plums beating bamboo horses.
“…… Xiao Bojun, Master Ai's adopted son? You're not going to get hit in the head and lose your memory, are you? ”
Zhan Qingming looked at the old man who was pretending to be deaf and dumb speechlessly, and he didn't know what kind of demon this old man wanted to do.
However, Commander Zhan was really confused, and he even called the adjutant over and asked puzzledly.
"That old man Ai has an adopted son? When? How did I not know? ”
The adjutant was also confused.
"No, I haven't heard of it—"
…… At this time, Zhan Qingming's heart was a little bad, staring at the confused old commander Zhan for a while, and then staring at the same confused adjutant for a while, his heart jumped heavily, and he didn't rush to ask carefully, and ran towards Aifu with a crawl.
He is like this, let the old commander Zhan look at me, I look at you, inexplicably tight.
And, Zhan Qingming, who rushed into Ai Mansion like the wind, grabbed the housekeeper who was watering the flowers, and almost pouted.
"Where's Ai Bao!"
"Little, Miss is in the backyard—"
The butler, who was frightened by his appearance, stammered.
"Three, three less, what's wrong with you?"
Hearing that Ai Baobao was fine, he first breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at the housekeeper strangely and asked seriously.
"Does your master Ai have an adopted son?"
"No! Where did my lord get his adopted son? It's always been just my young lady, right? No, Sanshao, what are you doing here? Weird and scary! ”
…… Isn't that weird?
Zhan Qingming stroked his face, anyone who saw a two people couldn't remember a person who had known them for several years, they would be frightened!
Even if he is a tasker and has the ability to erase other people's memories, he will never be able to erase everyone's memories at once!
So—
Either there's something wrong with Xiao Bojun, the bastard, or-
…… This big guy did it.
With a congested breath, he asked again if he didn't believe in evil.
"Do you know Xiao Bojun?"
“?? Who's that? ”
The old butler looked confused.
"Sanshao, are you really okay? Do you want to ask a doctor to show you, you really don't look right-"
【Goose Goose Goose——】
When Zhan Qingming waved his hand with a smile and said that he was joking with him, he heard the sudden goose laugh of his own system, which made his sideburns jump and gritted his teeth.
"Laughing fart laugh!"
[Oh, farts don't laugh, but your suffocating expression just now can make me laugh for another 10,000 years. 】
“…… Get lost! ”
[Can't get out, host, you must not know, how stupid you looked just now, I'm afraid it's the most stupid and stupid ever, it's really, hey~, goose goose goose-]
“…… Shut up! ”
Being ridiculed by a system to such an extent, Zhan Qingming was in the mood to commit suicide, he angrily poured a handful of quick-acting heart-saving pills and threw them in his mouth, and while chewing rattle, he went to the backyard to find the big guy.
When looking at the big guy from afar, Zhan Qingming was in a mood with the system.
This is still the same big guy, the feeling hasn't changed, the eyes haven't changed, the most important thing is-
Well, I'm still drinking tea there and reading a picture book, and I'm relieved.
With a sigh, he walked up to the big guy and sat down, looked at her without saying anything, and asked for a while.
"Why don't the big guys remember Xiao Bojun?"
"Oh, I'll give grandpa a few pills for him to use for self-defense, one of which is used to clear the memory of the big guy, well, Xiao Bojun in the big guy's brain, as for whether he will use it, it depends on his luck."
Meow meow?
Zhan Qingming was stunned.
"You mean to say that you didn't deliberately clear Xiao Bojun's memories in everyone's minds, but let Master Ai deal with it randomly?"
"Yes."
The big guy nodded.
“…… Why? ”
Zhan Qingming looked puzzled.
"See, well, how does the Heavenly Dao of this world want to go next, if you want to harvest all kinds of hatred or other negative emotions from the big guy, he won't let Master Ai crush the pill that can make everyone forget him."
"On the contrary, he wants to give himself a chance, start all over again, or start anew, when everything doesn't happen, he will choose to let Master Ai crush the pill, let each other forget about each other, you live yours, he lives his, that's it."
Zhan Qingming: "......"
This amount of information is a bit large, and I may not be able to slow it down-
System: [......]
This amount of information is out of outline, and I may not be able to read it-
One person and one system sat there like two fools, confused, stupid, really not ordinary pitiful.
It wasn't until the big guy drank a big pot of tea that Zhan Qingming turned his stiff neck, and there was an indescribable feeling in his heart, which made him look at the big guy inexplicably.
"May I ask a few questions?"
This was the first time he had such an obedient attitude, which made the big guy look up at him and blink.
"What?"
"You, it's Ren—hey,!"
The three words of the tasker, only one was spit out, and Zhan Qingming, who was shocked and fell to the ground and convulsed, blurted out and cursed, and only stopped for a while, wiping tears with hatred.
"System, you're trying to kill me, aren't you?"
[Don't blame me, it's you who want to die and spit out the task, you don't know, these words are forbidden, you can casually use the voice to tell me, but you must not spit out, once the light spit is shocked, the heavy is struck by lightning, and finally dies without repentance, then it will be fried as a hob meat pot Your parents can't recognize it! ] 】
“…… I, I-"
Zhan Qingming, who pounded the ground angrily, pointed at the big guy angrily.
"Why can she!"
【…… You ask me, who do I ask? 】
The system is.
[People are big guys, don't you make big guys? ] In the world of the big guys, there has always been only whether you want to or not, whether you want to or not, which step on the ban of horses? 】
“…… I-"
Zhan Qingming, who had a myocardial infarction, wanted to cry!
A roar of hatred.
"Lao Tzu also wants to be a big guy!"
[Sneer——, With your strength to die, do you still want to be a big guy? You can't even touch the edge of the high-level tasker, dream of it, big guy! 】
“!!! You wait for me to see if I can become a big guy one day! As long as I'm a big guy! It will make you kneel and call Daddy! ”
[Okay, I'll wait. 】
The system sneered.
[In the end, if you can't be the boss, you will kneel on the ground and call me Dad! 】
"Wait, wait!"
After Zhan Qingming, who had cheated a corpse, roared with his consciousness and the system, he stood up and sat down with a trembling rope, looked at the big guy on the opposite side who was holding his chin and looking at him, and the green tendons on his sideburns were jumping wildly.
Holding his breath, he poured a cup of tea, and Zhan Qingming, who was trying to calm himself down, asked with a face.
"You mentioned the Heavenly Dao earlier—"
Bang –
As soon as the word Tiandao fell, a thunderbolt exploded at Zhan Qingming's feet, scared him into a bald slur, jumped up on the spot, rolled aside, and almost didn't scare his soul out, his face was pale and transparent, and his little eyes were frightened like a puppy cub who had just come out of the nest.
The system, which was also shocked, was a little sympathetic to its host.
Oh my god, I'm so pitiful!
The front foot was electrocuted, the back foot was struck by lightning, and he lived like this, but there was no one else.
"Hmm-"
And, seeing the big guy who was blown down by thunder, he looked up at the sky, stretched out his hand to scrape his chin, and grunted.