Chapter Twenty-Nine: Counting is Counting

Duan Tianji and the others returned to the factory, and Weiwen was still cooking pork legs in the kitchen.

Murong Xueyue and Duan Xixi had already finished their workouts in the room.

"Brother, what are you doing out there?" Seeing Duan Tianji and a few people coming in, Duan Xixi ran over with a smile and hugged Duan Tianji's hand.

"Brother Skymark!" Murong Xueyue was also very happy.

The end broke out for so long, and she was finally able to sleep peacefully last night, with enough sleep, her face was ruddy and radiant, exuding a charming temperament.

Liu Piaopiao and **Jing have already been cleaning in the living room, **Jing is the big-breasted girl.

They knew their status, but they didn't dare to be like Murong Xueyue and the others, and they didn't come out until now.

"Brother Trace!" Liu Piaopiao walked towards Duan Tianji and stood behind him.

**Jing also went to Dazhi's side, Dazhi looked at **Jing a little embarrassed, **Jing Que didn't have any expression.

She's used to it happening in the apocalypse.

Seeing Liu Piaopiao coming over, Murong Xueyue frowned, she had a feeling that this woman had a story with Duan Tianji, but she didn't say anything on this occasion.

"Two brothers! In the future, the two of them will be your people, and they have nothing to do with me, and their lives will be handled by the two brothers, of course, if you are not satisfied, even if you kill them, it has nothing to do with me. ”

Humpty Dumpty looked at Liu Piaopiao and the two of them after speaking: "The two of you will follow the two brothers in the future, if they are not satisfied, they will return you, hum!" You know what the end is. ”

After instructing the two of them, Humpty Dumpty saw what Duan Tianji wanted to say, and interrupted him in time: "Two elder brothers, don't shirk, as the saying goes, 'Brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes.'" It's all a trivial matter, and I believe the two of you won't make it difficult for me, right? ”

Humpty Dumpty said this, Dazhi didn't feel anything, Duan Tianji looked at Murong Xueyue and Liu Piaopiao beside him and had a headache.

Murong Xueyue is her younger sister, and she has been with her since the outbreak of the apocalypse, not to mention life and death.

And although Liu Piaopiao has only known herself for one day, her fate is closely related to herself, since Humpty Dumpty said it to death in front of everyone, if Duan Tianji is determined to return Liu Piaopiao, she will definitely not be happy.

Looking at Liu Piaopiao's pitiful appearance, Duan Tianji opened his mouth to say something, but in the end he couldn't say anything.

Murong Xueyue also knew the situation, she didn't say anything, and buried her thoughts in the bottom of her heart.

Glancing at the kitchen, Humpty Dumpty saw that Weiwen was still busy in the kitchen, so he called a younger brother over and asked him to go to the kitchen to help Weiwen, and by the way, he explained to him that if Weiwen wanted to come out, he must find a way to inform himself in advance.

The younger brother nodded yes and walked towards the kitchen.

Seeing that the little brother went to the kitchen, Humpty Dumpty called all his henchmen over, and they were all people who ate at the same table as Humpty Dumpty.

"Everyone, let me tell you something, Wei Wen......" Humpty Dumpty lowered his voice and told his henchmen what Duan Tianji had told him.

When the crowd heard the news, they were furious and were about to riot, but they were crushed by Humpty Dumpty.

He told the crowd the plan.

The plan is very simple, that is, when it is time to eat, Humpty Dumpty will find a reason to break Weiwen apart, and then everyone will pour out the soup of the cured pork leg, pretending that a few people will drink the broth, and when Weiwen comes back, several people will start to eat meat with chopsticks, of course, just pretending to eat meat, and everyone will have meat in their mouths.

After eating two bites casually, several people began to pretend that the calves hurt and wanted to go to the toilet, making Weiwen think that his plan was successful.

Dazhi was responsible for keeping an eye on Wei Wen, and after Wei Wen fired the gun and released the signal, he was directly subdued.

Then Humpty and Fat took guns and ambushed Deng Gang at the door, Deng Gang didn't come, so he would let him eat the gun.

"Wait a minute, if anyone leaks a flaw, I will definitely make him worse than dead." After the plan was finished, Humpty Dumpty said viciously.

Everyone nodded in understanding.

"Come on, the boss's pork leg is cooked." Wei Wen brought the boiled pork leg to the table.

Before Wei Wen came out, one of the little brothers sent by Humpty Dumpty had already come out with other dishes and told everyone the news that Wei Wen was going to come out.

"Come on, Boss, try my craft!" Wei Wen couldn't see anything abnormal, and served a bowl of soup to no one.

Humpty Dumpty lifted the soup and blew it and was about to drink it, when he suddenly remembered something, and said to Weiwen: "Ah Wei, you go to my room cabinet and bring my bottle of Moutai, I am happy today, I need to float a big white."

I can't see the flaws of Humpty and Fat at all, life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills.

Wei Wen came back with the wine, and the soup in everyone's bowls was gone.

"Viagra, the craftsmanship is good, this broth is okay?" The little brother who was sent by Humpty Dumpty to help Weiwen said before.

Humpty Dumpty glanced at this little brother appreciatively, this little brother's tricks are bright enough, and he can cultivate it in the future.

Wei Wen has no doubt that he has him! put the wine on the table, Liu Piaopiao immediately picked up the wine, found a glass and gave a glass to one person?

Liu Piaopiao and **Jing didn't eat with a few people, but now they are next to them.

This is the rule here, you can't eat at the table without contributing, and you can only eat what is left by others.

"Come on, let's drink wine and eat meat!" Humpty Dumpty picked up the wine and touched the glass with Dazhi and Duan Tianji, dried the wine, sandwiched a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, chewing it carefully with an expression of enjoyment.

After drinking the short and fat wine, he was filled up by Liu Piaopiao.

The crowd began to eat meat again, and it was no different from usual.

"Shhh It was the same little brother again, he took a deep breath, stood up and clutched his stomach, with a pained expression.

"What's wrong with you? Go far away, don't affect our eating," Humpty Dumpty said impatiently.

"Big brother! I... Hiss... My stomach suddenly hurts and I want to have diarrhea! Before he could finish speaking, he ran to the toilet.

Looking at his movements, he seemed to be in a hurry.

"This kid is a talent, why didn't he find out before?" Humpty Dumpty didn't expect that there would be such a talent among his people.

"Haha, you kid can't make up for it!"

"That's it, it looks like we can eat more of this meat."

Everyone else began to cooperate with him.

"Hiss......"

"I'll ......"

"Nima, my stomach is also starting to ......"

Acting time begins.

Seeing that everyone began to look for the toilet, Humpty Dumpty knew that he was going to perform too.

He frowned, slowly stood up, and walked outside without saying a word.

The toilets in the factory were already full.

As Humpty Dumpty went out, Duan Duan Tianji and Dazhi also got up and walked out, and the people at this table left one after another.

"Brother Gang, Humpty and Dumpty's group have all come out to the bathroom." As soon as Humpty and Dumpty came out, someone went to report their whereabouts to Deng Gang.

"Haha! Brother Gang, that kid from Weiwen really took refuge in you, and the laxatives were all taken care of by Humpty Dumpty. ”

"Look again, now the laxatives are just starting to work, let's wait for Weiwen's signal." Deng Gang looked confident, since he broke through and awakened his ability, even if he didn't have Weiwen's refuge, he was sure to get rid of Humpty Dumpty.

The people in the factory were already in a mess, and the toilet was squatted by everyone in turn. Humpty Dumpty, Dazhi, and Duan Tianji had already come in from the outside, and the outside toilet was taken by the other brothers.

Soon one hour passed, and many of the brothers had gone on six or seven times, and several of the brothers began to shake when they walked.

Humpty Dumpty and Duan Tianji were still in the toilet, and Dazhi had just come out of the toilet, he came to Weiwen and sat down, his legs and feet trembling slightly, and he kept making gasping sounds.

Wei Wen felt that the opportunity had come, he looked hideous, picked up his rifle, and prepared to rob Dazhi.

Dazhi has been guarding against Weiwen, he just grabbed it, Dazhi stood up from the stool with both feet, and grabbed it forward with both hands, so fast that Weiwen couldn't react.

The rifle has been taken over by the Great Ambition.

After the rifle was snatched over, Dazhi ** knocked Weiwen to the ground with a heavy blow, and then fired a shot into the corner.

"Smack!" Gunshots are rising!

It's like a signal, the people who have diarrhea have come back from the toilet, everyone is in good condition, where is a little diarrhea.

After a brief meeting, Humpty Dumpty handed the gun to Gang Weiwen's younger brother and asked him to ambush behind the door.

Humpty Dumpty needs to be in the light, otherwise Deng Gang will not relax.

"Go brothers! We went to destroy Humpty Dumpty, robbed their women, robbed them of their food! ”