Chapter 266: If I Were a Boss
was so frightened that she clicked on QQ on the spot and began to send messages to Gu Congxin to seek off-site assistance.
[Lang の temptation: What should I do if I accidentally form a CP with someone else? ] Waiting online, it's in a hurry. 】
And Gu Congxin......
[Gu instigated: [Auto reply] Don't Cue when eating chicken. 】
Lang Qiao: "......".
She has changed, she is no longer the little wife who is always on call!
Without a dog-headed military advisor, she could only silently click on the browser and began to seek help from sand sculpture netizens.
Q: What should I do if I my boyfriend off? Waiting online, it's in a hurry.
Netizens answered a variety of answers, what kind of coquettish and cute, kissing and hugging, and accompanying him to do what he loves......
Lang Qiao: "......"
Forget it about being coquettish and cute, she can't pull this face.
Kiss and hug and pop or something...... She subconsciously glanced at the two wooden beds of the same style in the student dormitory in the room, and her mind was full of thoughts: Will it collapse......
I collapsed my bed on the first day I joined the team, and I'm so ashamed to say it!
As for accompanying him to do what he loves, you can think about it.
In view of the fact that Captain Ji coaxed her to call her brother today and lied to her to call her father tomorrow, his preferences were extremely uncertain, Lang Qiao still decided to send a message to inquire about the situation first.
[Steel Coagulation: Captain Ji? 】
[Lack of heart: What? I haven't seen you for a while, and you miss someone again? 】
[Missing Heart: Dead Ghost .jpg]
Lang Qiao: "......"
She was silent for a moment before she mustered up the courage to continue sending messages.
[Steel Coagulation: You've ...... Recently What do you like to do? 】
[Lack of heart and eyes: Will you accompany me to do whatever you like? ] 】
Lang Qiao nodded subconsciously, and only after realizing that he couldn't see it at all, did he reply 'um'.
The next second she saw it......
[Lack of Heart: Love. 】
Lang Qiao: "??? ”!!!
What the is this......
So no matter whether she coaxes or not, she can't escape the fate of being trapped?
Then she still doesn't struggle......
In the bathroom, Ji Shaoyi wanted to scold her two more times, but he was caught off guard and saw ......
His number was actually blocked?
Isn't he just flirting with his girlfriend? Who did he recruit and provoke whom?
While cursing the programmer who blocked his account for not finding a girlfriend in his life, he switched to WeChat, clicked on Lang Qiao's dialog box and sent three crying emojis in a row.
[Lack of heart and eyes: Lang Jun, the programmer of Tencent QQ blocked my account because he couldn't get used to our beautiful love! ] 】
And then he saw ......
[Steel Coagulation: No, I reported you.] 】
[Lack of Heart: ??? 】
[Steel Coagulator: It is illegal to disseminate obscene and pornographic information through the Internet. 】
Ji Shaoyi: "......" God is fucking breaking the law.
was so angry that he clicked on Weibo on the spot, ready to eat melons for a while and be happy.
Otherwise, he was afraid that he would not be able to resist breaking up with her for a few minutes!
And then he saw ......
What the hell is the grumpy big devil X short-legged little devil Gao Tian mixed cut?
The same people are also flying all over the sky? Or the kind with a high h?
Even the super talk of the Wolf King Cult has been built?
He just took a flower bath, and his girlfriend had already become someone else's?
was so angry that Ji Shao didn't want to break up with her for a few minutes, and wanted to hold her overnight to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for marriage!
Lang Qiaozheng wondered why he didn't reply to the message, and suddenly received a bunch of messages from him, and all of them were CP content from her and the Demon King.
Lang Qiao: "......"
Before she could explain, Ji Shaoyi had already taken the lead.
[Lack of heart: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen! ] 】
[Steel Coagulation: That's good, I'm not going to explain it anyway.] 】
Because she's ready for the storm, isn't it just a beating? What's the big deal!
After tonight, she's a good guy again!
And Ji Shaoyi, who doesn't know the truth: "......" pierced his heart, Lao Tie.
[Lack of Heart: If you want to provoke me on purpose, let me tell you, you succeeded! 】
has been baptized so many times by his sudden dramatic behavior, and Lang Qiao has long been heartbroken.
[Steel Coagulation: Oh, then you're a boss.] 】
Immediately after that, she received a voice, Ji Shaoyi's voice was muffled, with a trace of unspeakable grievances: "If only I were really a boss......"
Perhaps it was grief that made the poetry so exciting, that he muttered a modern poem: "If I were a tyrant, I would have flown you overnight in a private jet to a city where you could get married at the age of 18, and put my name in the field of your spouse." ”
"If I am a boss, I can lead a group of brothers to break into the Civil Affairs Bureau overnight, and if I can't get a marriage certificate, I will let them all be buried together!"
"If I am a boss, I can carry a million in cash, find the wife who writes the same humanities, give her a million, and let her forget that the wolf king only engages in wandering!"
In the end, he sighed: "But I'm nothing, I'm just a pitiful little who is angry and has no girlfriend to coax......"
Seeing that the more he talked, the more aggrieved he became, Lang Qiao sighed helplessly, clicked on the voice and said, "Didn't you say you didn't listen?" ”
"If I don't listen to you, won't I coax you?" Ji Shaoyi was unreasonable: "If you don't try to coax it, how do you know if I listen or not?" ”
Lang Qiao: "...... so are you listening or not listening?"
She was completely stunned by his set of divine logic, and simply changed the topic directly: "If you don't come out again, you will be pickled in the petals." ”
Ji Shaoyi: "......"
"You have to take care of it!" He snorted arrogantly, pulled the bathrobe and wrapped it around his body, and then angrily opened the bathroom door, thinking to himself if I don't slap you hard today, you don't know what cruelty is!
Then he saw his little girl reclining in the door of the bathroom, having been waiting for a long time.
The moment he met his gaze, Lang Qiao quickly straightened up, looked up at him and said, "I don't know how to coax you." ”
Her hands behind her back were unconsciously intertwined with each other, her dark eyes were full of embarrassment, and her fair cheeks were more like she was drunk, and she was already crimson before she could speak.
Seeing Ji Shao's heart softened in an instant, and he wanted to press her into his arms and hurt fiercely.
But his face was still silent: "So what? ”
"So ......" Lang Qiao stretched out his hand and hooked the belt of his bathrobe, and as soon as his cherry lips hooked, he said: "If you want to kill or chop, you are free." ”
This sentence was like a spark splashed into the pyre, instantly igniting the fire that he had been holding back for a long time.
After a silent confrontation for a while, Ji Shaoyi finally chuckled and reached out to hug her.
Lang Qiao hooked his neck, and the kiss fell with it.